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@0zymandias001

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@0zymandias001
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9 months
I will start using random memes to de-escalate tensions because everything I say here is literally just shits and giggles... Nothing personal
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@0zymandias001
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@sk1tguru When you found out some dude was hitting on her and you use that as an excuse to start a relationship ending argument knowing damn well she don’t entertain niggas at all.
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@0zymandias001
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@HipHopDX Can yall just leave Willie alone
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@0zymandias001
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Okay SA... #BiancaHasFallen ... Can we be this active against xenophobia as well?... I'm sure that at 13/14 you also realized that it's wrong to hate people just because they aren't from your country right?
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@0zymandias001
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@Genius Not this year but too relevant.
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@0zymandias001
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@NotoriousVIC007 @HipHopDX People hate positive MFs for some dumb reason.
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@j__blogs @xkhyamix @kirawontmiss You’re intentional presidential makes you sound exponential.
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@0zymandias001
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2 years
@HoIIandMedia @TwoRiot @_SpongebobClips @kirawontmiss Bro after telling people the “secret”
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@0zymandias001
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@Gam3rdudeJ @__SpeedDemon__ That thing literally SAID : "OINC!" 😂😂
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@0zymandias001
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1 year
@sk1tguru At this rate she’ll see this tweet and I hope it hurts her again.
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@0zymandias001
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5 years
#eggchallenge Breadwinners rn
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@0zymandias001
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@SuperheroSlandr @BatmanSlander It's them niggas who get below average in creative writing
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@0zymandias001
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@XXL "And if you're pillow talking with the women that are screwing you... Just know that she gon tell another nigga when she through with you"
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@0zymandias001
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@swilliamsjourno @unluckyfootie People who have diarrhea.
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@0zymandias001
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@louisvuyitton @cherryk0la Saving lives makes wayyyy less money than taking them😭
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@0zymandias001
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@casspernyovest E. TV has signed a code of conduct
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@0zymandias001
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@ThabisoMabo @ilutnizan They also just wanted out man🥹
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@0zymandias001
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@Kagiesure Me losing 2 iPhone 14s at gun point last year🤡🤡🤡 apple insurance just straight up cancelled on their side 😂😂😭😭 said I was high risk 🫠🫠… if I lose this 15 too I’m definitely doing my gun license.
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@0zymandias001
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@QueOrSomething Was gonna say something about how for the life of me, I can’t have ugly kids so the wife must look good to compensate then it dawned on me… dude in pic is compensating.
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@0zymandias001
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@bonzeM @MichaelBucwa I can taste this picture 😔
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@0zymandias001
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@SDIYYY Hello
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@0zymandias001
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@ForeverxShinji @wisisbornready That's a nice list you got there
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@0zymandias001
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@DanielMavine @TabisaNdevu IFB before AKA lands😂😂🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️
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@0zymandias001
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Lemme bring back this clip just for missing my biological brother Trevor Noah.
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@0zymandias001
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@0zymandias001
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@MichaelBucwa "Scream PENIS for password"
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@0zymandias001
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@9GAG "It's just acting" Acting: "Make it as realistic and believable as possible"
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@godlyxferis @snuurid I never understood those niggas and still don't... Either you was angry at the morning or you went home and came back still angry? Why you always so angry?
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@0zymandias001
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@0zymandias001
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@dejiimole @Twitter You were just showing them that the TL needs an edit option 😎
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@0zymandias001
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@Fallen_wick @CodeineFridge Ain't nobody talk about how HD this looking?... homie you took the original?
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@Kokoleo_zn A few people are as annoying as you man
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@0zymandias001
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@AdvoBarryRoux Haibo yila engabanjwa khona inkunzi nje la
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@danielmarven @TreyLoWrenn IFB 💥🕳️🤾‍♂️
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@0zymandias001
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@charleezzy_ I always stuff it down my sock when I’m too drunk💀💀💀… too many times I’ve woken up not remembering anything from yesterday only to find my phone in my shoes
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@0zymandias001
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@AyndaMthimkhulu The zombie noises get me every single time 😂
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@0zymandias001
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@MichaelBucwa Y'all gonna kill me with these trends now but okay
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@YoinkEZ This man is always thirsty when it comes to female characters
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@0zymandias001
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@YouDunnoVusi RENT FUCKING FREEE😂😂
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@0zymandias001
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@NeoRapetsoa I'm too high for this
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@0zymandias001
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@HermaineM Just here for the disc Gang 📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀
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@0zymandias001
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@slvppy I got 4 to choose from so far this year.
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@0zymandias001
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@Scaveng90510999 Stop talking like everyone who wasn't born in SA but is currently in SA is here to sell drugs... Generalizing entire populations of people and branding them in a negative light is not okay...
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@0zymandias001
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@Chisepe5 @BoetPrince @sissgugu Hope he wasn't balling his family savings 😭😭
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@0zymandias001
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Conspiracy Theory. Taxify changed their name to Bolt so that they can appear as the first ride service on your App list. T was too close to U on the list and most people obviously preferred U
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O jewa ke eng ?
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@Lexiboque @Kiccc @TreyLoWrenn IFB so fast you’ll think I’ve always been in your life😂😂🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️
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@0zymandias001
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That @akreana_ follow back has me breathing a new type of oxygen right now... ... I'm talking Premium Restorative O2 baba!!
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@0zymandias001
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@johnator027 @MedicalsTalk It's usually best to lie on your back and proceed to roll around writhing in agony, crying and screaming if you have to until it passes...
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@0zymandias001
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@NkanyeziKubheka This is honestly where i'm at rn... a lot of people need me but I NEED ME TOO.
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@0zymandias001
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@Nala_Lebo Haibo please stop liking this tweet😔
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@0zymandias001
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@AKABELL_ @underscoreurb That's actually more important than if you ask me... Idk tho
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@0zymandias001
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@nom_magwaza @Buhle_bam You wrote a good statement, explained yourself, took accountability without bashing the customer… anyone who read it understood it… you’re a good person… don’t answer any more questions as you will only get more questions.
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@0zymandias001
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@0zymandias001
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@Cellular_jnr @MsRebaone @2022AFRICA Not really… could always just stay in your room and listen to it on your AirPods… she went there to see the artist AND enjoy the music… and her experience of the latter was ruined it seems.
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@ADQ_145 Also me needing this stimulus... But 100k cuz nje😂... Anyways... Will fb all 100k... Kindly RT for disc Gang 📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀📀
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@0zymandias001
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Others doing "May dumps" and you got dumped in may... Ncese.
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@0zymandias001
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@nkunahleketani @VinDollar016 @Treylowrenn IFB🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️
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@0zymandias001
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@bysosa_ Nahhh this tweet almost as smooth as my dogs balls
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@0zymandias001
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@NotThato @mizar Uncamela ukubhalansa ngesifuba Wena ntwana 😂😂
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@0zymandias001
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@Cxrsey @xamzykami @snuurid Never wanted to sleep next to someone so bad
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@0zymandias001
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@HeavenlyControl Fam... I got those vibes on episode 2... These niggas are gonna take their own fucking time telling this story 😂😂
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@rennnotfamous @C8SHAFC @diskipedia @liwetweets You spoke to a door knob and regretted it 😂
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@0zymandias001
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@Poopy_di_ban @YeezyTatum @CDdenimflow @Drake @kanyewest Just say "I stalk Drake's movements, I know it's not healthy but I'm working on stopping" and move on
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@0zymandias001
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@BatmanSlander @SuperheroSlandr We all know that the real fear was death by Snu Snu
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@kwameaddoobiri_ Gangster 3 weeks a month.
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@0zymandias001
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@_Makhanya_ @SSDithipe This why I love twitter… reacting to events in real time 😂😂
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@0zymandias001
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@akaworldwide Hmmm... It's a song... That's all I can say... Yanga Chief kinda delivered though...
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@AdvFanele Funny enough I don't really like "Looking like a Doctor"... So I just be looking like this most of the time there.
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Listening to composure rn and I'm sorry but @akaworldwide is the best rapper in SA. Come @ me
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@danielmarven Says someone who's been up and coming for the past decade.
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@0zymandias001
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@Danielmarvin01 @LillyJ_Rsa @TreyLoWrenn if you're reading this... I follow back 👆
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@22shtnamas @TreyLoWrenn follows back in 5s😱😱😱😱
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@0zymandias001
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I'm sorry but if she likes my tweet... I'm checking her avi and staring off into space.
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stop imagining a future with everyone that gives you attention.
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@O3EATS_ @TreyLoWrenn IFB in 5s🌚🌚🌚
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@0zymandias001
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@RedLightning420 @edenkochou Why the hell would you let me drive your hellcat knowing damn well I can’t drive😭😭… now I feel bad you actually covered the expenses 🫠🫠
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@Mrtentewa @olaseni_aa "she was too THICC so we cut off her leg"
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@reaper_szn Shibuya Incident loading…
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@22shtnamas @TreyLoWrenn follows back faster than E.D🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😂😂
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