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@0xymaroon

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Reached acute limited excellence at twenty: everything afterward savours of anti-climax.

Joined February 2019
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Hookups are okay. But I wanna f*ck you and feed you and care for you and support your goals and do sh*t with you and cheer for you and help you out and cuddle with you dammit!
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@0xymaroon
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9 months
Remove SEX from a relationship, you will realize a lot of people have really nothing to offer.
@Mickfelloff
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10 months
What opinion about relationships will have you like this?
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
At 36, I have outgrown random hookups na. I find it exhausting. My goal now is to have sex with someone I am madly in love with.
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Don’t be deceived by these quiet geeky introverts. They’re the horniest I swear. 😈
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Would you ever delete your socmed accounts for a healthy relationship?
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
Normalise sending nudes to trustworthy alter friends. 😇
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@0xymaroon
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6 months
Best sex comes from silent guys who everyone thinks they're naïve and innocent but oh boy they're the legit porn stars in bed. 😈🤭
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
Eye contact during sex is top-tier sexy. 🔥🤤
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Truth is, beneath all our casual sex encounters, one-night stands and hookups is the longing for emotional intimacy and genuine committed relationship. 🥹
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@0xymaroon
Orli
2 years
Liking your thirst traps & nude pics doesn’t mean I want to have sex with you. Yes you’re yummy but more than that I support & cheer you for your positive body image regardless of how society & popular culture view ideal shape, size & appearance. Ganun yun wag kang ano 😅
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Sex is good, but I want the things that lead up to it: the slow kissing that turns into passionate kissing, the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, licking, biting, heavy breathing, the pauses while you catch your breath. 🤤 Then the sex. 💕
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Normalise finding love in your 40s. Normalise discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30s. Normalise finding yourself and your purpose in your 50s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s stop acting like it does.
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@0xymaroon
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10 months
If we end up as lovers, make sure I'll be your second priority. I want your first priority to be you, your goals, your career, your ambitions, your future, your well-being. Do not ever let me be your distraction from achieving what's best for you.
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@0xymaroon
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18 days
Missionary so that I have full access to your chest, neck, armpits and most importantly look into your eyes and suck your lips while I’m drilling your insides. 🥢
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
Normalise sending nudes to your sad alter friends. 💋
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@0xymaroon
Orli
2 years
To my future partner: don’t make it easy for me. Just be ur beautiful, confident, intelligent & successful self. Difficulty & challenge make u valuable. Allow me to make a large investment of time & money in u. Only those who truly persevere in the quest to win u are worthy of u.
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
I want a relationship where the flirting never ends <<33 🥹
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@0xymaroon
Orli
7 months
Me in my 30's: I could never date a younger guy. Me in my 40's: Come here bebe boi, sit in daddy's lap. 🤣
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@0xymaroon
Orli
2 years
Have you ever had sex soooooo good you told the person thank you after it? 😋
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@0xymaroon
Orli
2 years
Sex is good. But just imagine it’s 3am, you are standing on your balcony with your partner in complete privacy & suddenly he pulls you closer & kiss your forehead while saying ‘I love you’. Isn’t that way better? 😇
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@0xymaroon
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9 months
I want to marry into a functional family: the one who would invite you to birthday parties, holiday dinners, family reunions, etc. or yung gagawin kang ninong ng anak ng pinsan nya. I want to be able to go get breakfast and groceries with my mother-in-law or mahjong with my
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@0xymaroon
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2 years
Probably the age but at 38, I find hookups exhausting na. Just invite me for coffee or lunch/dinner and let’s talk about our dreams & aspirations, heartbreaks and regrets mga ganun. 😅
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
I don’t really have a lot of friends and I’m perfectly fine with that. 😇
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@0xymaroon
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11 months
My weekend idea: Pick you up. F*ck. Cuddle. Disney + for a few hours. Eat. F*ck. Cuddle. Shower sex. Cuddle. Eat dinner. Drink. Cuddle. Sleep. Morning sex. Breakfast. Super intense sex.
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@0xymaroon
Orli
3 years
STOP CHECKING THEIR PROFILE THEY DO NOT MISS YOU!
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@0xymaroon
Orli
3 years
Being alone and single is so… PEACEFUL. 😇🥰
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@0xymaroon
Orli
10 months
At 40, I would rather have eight hours of uninterrupted sleep than have sex tbh. 😅
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@0xymaroon
Orli
4 years
How many of you have saved someone’s reputation by not telling your side of the story? 😑😶
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@0xymaroon
Orli
27 days
A non sexual turn on??? When they remember a tiny detail about something you said a long time ago.
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@0xymaroon
Orli
2 years
Please stop getting upset over late replies we have life to live and things to do. 🫤
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@0xymaroon
Orli
11 months
@inquirerdotnet Kung matalino ang mga Pinoy malamang hindi ka naging Senador. 😏
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@0xymaroon
Orli
3 years
Stop giving your 100% to someone who gives you 50%.
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@0xymaroon
Orli
3 years
You know you’re an adult when you get excited to just go home. 😅
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@0xymaroon
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3 years
Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee. 💯💦
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