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Josiah

@0xJ0SIAH

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18 and mentally deranged. Looking for work at your local McDonald’s. member @anoncryptogroup , degen @ gulf dao, and @hentailovercap

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Josiah
3 years
How I made 7 figs at 16 while you're 50 and broke, a thread: 👇 🧵 In all seriousness love you guys, today was a big day for me, and I’m very happy, hope everyone I’m crypto makes it, wagmi.
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2 years
$1.8M is a reasonable salary by crypto standards.
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2 years
@SizeChad I’m 16, not 12, thanks though
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2 years
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3 years
Bro what the fuck
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3 years
. @satsdart when locked jewel market, still looking to sell
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2 years
harmony cyber security team right now
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2 years
He’s a 2 but he sold 1 million dollars of locked jewel.
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2 years
About another 2 months until jewel starts to unlock
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3 years
@LeftInControl @TheOmniLiberal Bro, I know I’m a dumbass, but atleast I’m financially free
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2 years
I shall forever be thankful to space cowboy
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1 year
Dev removed the liquidity and posted this
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2 years
I can’t 🤣😭🤣
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Josiah
3 years
@satsdart ik you probably think I’m a dumbass (which I am) for selling my locked jewel for so cheap, but im pretty well off financially now compared to a few days ago, so idc too much about how dumb I am, I’ll try and keep flipping it on stuff
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Josiah
2 years
@ThetaTendies @SizeChad Idk, it’s nice not having to worry about much, living in a house is much better then the motel I was at before with my family, I try not to spend too much though
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Josiah
2 years
I just found 26k Usdc I forgot about and left on aurora
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Josiah
1 year
I’d be a billionaire if I was as retarded as I was 2 years ago
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Josiah
2 years
@Chubbicorn219 Glad I sold all my locked jewel for ~900k
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Josiah
3 years
@Inchane2 Sold my locked jewel
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Josiah
2 years
Oh ???
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Johnny
2 years
Ok. The kid who sold his locked $jewel at the top is TIME Person of the Year.
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Josiah
2 years
Thread on how I’d go about going from $0 to 6-7 figs next bull run NFA etc. etc.👇🧵(if you aren’t starting at actual zero scroll down a bit)
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3 years
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Josiah
2 years
@saylor Michael you are literally getting sued for tax fraud.
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Josiah
2 years
My dad might actually rugpull me for my entire net worth 😭
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Josiah
3 years
@harryyeh @2ombFinance @tombfinance @TombForkWatch It’s a 7 figure market cap project, I think your just doing this because your missing out on money my guy, there’s nothing wrong with anon teams, they probably would’ve rugged by now if it was one since they’d be up massively.
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2 years
How to make 20 mil a thread 👇🧵 1: build a protocol but leave a bug allowing you to drain the protocol later 2: get 100 mil in tvl 3: exploit your protocol draining the entire thing 4: as protocol founder offer the hacker (yourself) 10% of hacked funds 1/?
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Josiah
2 years
Fixed it: How I lost 7 figures in one trade.
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3 years
How I made 10 figures in one trade.
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Josiah
2 years
Stay away from leverage imo, using leverage was definitely my biggest setback by far, I’d prob have way more rn if I never touched lev.
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Josiah
3 years
@z80dev let me repay you for the computer you helped me buy for development when I was poor
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Josiah
3 years
Looking to buy locked jewel for $.50, lmk if your interested
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Josiah
1 year
Boutta make it all back, $10 to 7 figures speed run
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Josiah
2 years
He finally unfollowed me 😲
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Josiah
1 year
$120 airdrop for lending out ~50k, let’s go
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Josiah
2 years
I recently started exercising as well as spending more time learning programming (I did an hour today (of learning)) and I’m planing on increasing my time spent until I’m learning for around 3-4 hours a day, it’s made me way happier now that I’m finally bettering my life 1/2
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Josiah
3 years
Giving away .5 WETH (eth mainnet) worth around $1900 currently, to join follow, like, retweet, and tag 3 friends in the comments (I’ll be verifying that the winner isn’t a bot)
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Josiah
2 years
Tbh I’m a terrible trader, I’m just good at buying into new projects before other people, I lost my edge a long time ago
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Josiah
2 years
Good morning, he texted me while I was asleep, turns out he wants turkey citizenship, hoping I can avoid paying for it
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3 years
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1 year
I kinda feel like nothing I did was worth it, I’m treated like shit despite being the sole provider for my family for 2 years
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3 years
@cobie @ksicrypto @binance Didn’t think the guy was actually taking those trades with how bad he was doing
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Josiah
1 year
gm, turn 18 tomorrow
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Josiah
2 years
I probably won’t ever sell my milady, as she’s milady, was a gift from a fren, one of my other frens drew my milady for free (I offered to pay them but they declined, super based), + just look at her
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Josiah
3 years
I still have over 40 eth in @STARCATSNFT , might give a few away if anyones interested as there’s no reason for me to hold 104 of these, as it’s probably unhealthy for the nft
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Josiah
2 years
@smolgrrr So someone is otc buying $1bn of sol? Bullish
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Josiah
3 years
@HentaiAvenger66 Thanks! No need to live in regret, I could’ve made an extra like 3 mil if I held my entire jewel bag until now, but no reason to be worried about that, so far I’ve been doing great, I’ll move on and try and maximize this time while I can.
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Josiah
3 years
@NaniXBT @tradeboicarti16 Yeah, the guy did resell it for ~2x the next day I believe, tbh I realized I could get more for it, but already agreed to the deal, and I think going back on deals is generally a bad practice.
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2 years
Bro what the fuck
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2 years
I am no longer 16
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Josiah
2 years
Real wealth is not: - Fancy jets - Lamborghini’s - Yachts Real wealth is: - 100k ones - 25k UST - 10k locked jewel bag
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2 years
Become unemployable
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3 years
@HentaiAvenger66 Thanks fed, but I only post for token airdrops.
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Josiah
2 years
I really hate reading books online, physical >
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Josiah
2 years
Did spacecowboy delete his twitter account (guy who bought my locked jewel), was trying to find the meme he posted, looked kinda like this but I don’t have the actual one he posted.
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@0xJ0SIAH
Josiah
1 year
Someone accidentally sent 3 million usd to one of my alt wallets, what floors should I sweep 🤩🤯😲😳💙
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Josiah
2 years
I was not mentally ill enough, today I admit defeat.
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Josiah
2 years
A lot of people think I’m smart for the locked jewel trade, but tbh all I did was sell my locked jewel the same day I found out about locked jewel trading, my entire jewel stack (unlocked) was sold at $3.50 (~400k I believe)
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Josiah
2 years
Tbh I’m a terrible trader, I’m just good at buying into new projects before other people, I lost my edge a long time ago
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2 years
I’m really boutta pull an all nighter for a potential 5 fig gain 😭
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Josiah
2 years
Bless the girl at my local Dunkin who gave me 50 munchkins instead of 25
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Josiah
2 years
Thanks @PetrifyTCG for showing me some of my old messages in dfk
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Josiah
2 years
I have applied
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2 years
@SBF_FTX I am available Sam
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2 years
@tradinggod420 Sometimes I forget how old everyone here is
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3 years
In not I’m
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2 years
If you make a banger tweet then delete it I will copy paste your exact tweet and post it immediately
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Josiah
3 years
@JasperBramer Alright, I’m back, paused for a bit because I don’t want to keep you waiting or anything, I pretty much mainly do defi plays, i find being in a group who all want to help each other out and provide alpha can make you much more than doing shit on your own
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Josiah
1 year
Milady in my ranked game
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Josiah
3 years
Alright, seems like there’s interest, just comment your wallet addy on this post (not the quoted one),I’ll give a few away at random, nothing special as tagging people and retweeting is annoying af for the people getting tagged
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Josiah
3 years
I still have over 40 eth in @STARCATSNFT , might give a few away if anyones interested as there’s no reason for me to hold 104 of these, as it’s probably unhealthy for the nft
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2 years
How do I raise 200 million dollars?
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3 years
@cobie Should’ve bought good ponzis
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2 years
Tbh I could care less about the price action, I just hope all my frens don’t leave, I know literally no one irl, crypto friends are the only friends I have.
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2 years
Will I ever be mentally well
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2 years
By the time I’m 23 I will have a 10 figure net worth and @based_d0m will latch on as my intern receiving a meager honest living wage.
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2 years
instead of just playing fortnite all day, I’ve been unhappy with myself for a pretty long time and I’m finally starting to change that, so I’m kinda proud of myself since I’m no longer just wasting my life away 💙
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2 years
@zachxbt @miyuki__eto @charlestrussel Blessed to have never touched Celsius
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2 years
POV I won (it has been 2 days, I consider that a victory on my behalf) get fucked milady responder, can’t even beat me when your using twitter api, L bozo moment honestly
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@0xJ0SIAH @MiladyResponder U actually did it damn
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2 years
Ngl my family is some of the most homophobic people I know of, they used to chant “gays not okay” throughout our house when I was in middle school, my older brother has also told me he’d rather have a dead brother then a gay brother multiple times, 1/2
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Josiah
2 years
I’ve kinda been unable to feel emotion for ~8-9 months up until around the beginning of April, feeling nothing is the worst feeling you can have (for me at least), I’m aware of what’s going on, but i feel nothing from it, even now I feel barely anything for anything other then
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1 year
> he doesn’t know
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3 years
@danielesesta No it’s fucking not, my hold doesn’t have a +% on price impact after the fact that I bought it, if it’s the same as buying at the current price than that would form an endless loop of the coin pumping to infinity as you holding is the same as buying at the current price so +price
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2 years
I think one of the reasons my productivity has been so low since jewel is bc I haven’t really had any goals, I’m kinda just existing, working on changing that though 🫡
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2 years
I became a millionaire at age 16. I could have lost most of it sooner if I had installed these 10 habits sooner. A thread 👇🧵
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2 years
I wish I sold my 5 figs worth of dfk heros while they were worth that, I was just to lazy to list them after my locked sell
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2 years
@0xGioMedici @kaalius @WAGMIcapital @ohmzeus @0xfbifemboy I’m 16, please stop displaying me in a sexual manner
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Josiah
2 years
Yo can someone start like 3-4 mints on Solana so it halts, would probably save some people.
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2 years
@poordart Thank you crown court convention adventure regard outer orbit sulphur spider continuous mud depression
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2 years
Imma go to bed in a bit, I’ll think about everything in the morning, ly guys 💙
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2 years
He’s named defi edge bc you get an edge just by muting him.
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Josiah
2 years
They say money doesn’t grow on trees but you know what does grow on trees? Apples, apples cost on average $1.31 per pound, 1 full sized apple tree produces 400-800 pounds of apples per year, that’s $524-$1,048 per year on apples. 1/2
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2 years
I will be 17 in about 3 months
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Josiah
2 years
@CL207 @inversebrah In case of an investigation by any federal entity I dont know anyone in here, I have not been affiliated with any projects, especially no ohm forks or nfts, everything i posted here is because i'm a late stage schizophrenic with no access to medication, i'm really a victim tbh
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