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also the rumours are true that i now have a patreon if you wanna support my efforts to declare every movie ever made “the gayest one ever”
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the national anthem just legally changed its pronouns far easier than any trans person in the uk can btw
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10 and Rose: we love each other but are terrified of the knowledge that we will be forced apart one day
10 and Martha: our relationship is fundamentally built on one of us feeling second best and constantly being compared to someone she’s never met
10 and Donna:
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“can’t believe i told my friends/family to start doctor who with the new episode and they did this goofy scene, how embarrassing!!” - someone apparently under the impression that they have been watching a gritty drama for eighteen years
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all other tardis dynamics left in the dust behind “lesbian daughter travelling with her emotionally manipulative yet supportive space dad” unfortunately
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the fact that miss piggy says that she will raise scrooge “right off the pavement” and not “right off the sidewalk” represents the muppets christmas carol’s unparalleled commitment to authenticity. before we go any further I’d like to thank my sponsor hellof
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the master trapped inside the golden tooth, watching the toymaker slow-dance with their two thousand year situationship
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i know the meme is “classic doctors murder everyone and the new ones are peaceful” but eleven forcing every human to massacre the silence forever against their will and knowledge in day of the moon is like the most openly deranged shit this character has ever done lmao
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the toymaker: ahhh wilkommen mein friends, i challenge you to—
seventh doctor and ace:
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uk remake of breaking bad where walt cooks meth to pay off not even half of his gas bill
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people don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore, they just look at you like this
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everyone always focuses on the slur in Fairytale of New York and never as much on how insanely racist Do They Know It’s Christmas is
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like honestly if whoever you’re introducing dr who to is put off by things like “singing” and “big cgi aliens”, they probably weren’t gonna be a fan anyway lmao
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the fact of the matter is that there are parents who, upon finding out their child is trans, will kill them, and with this legislation that blood will be firmly on the government’s hands
The 3rd principle is that parents should be included in all decisions relating to a child's requests to socially transition.
No one loves children more than their parents and it is wrong to exclude parents from what can be a pathway to irreversible medical decisions (4/6)
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they should put benoit blanc in other time periods without explanation, one movie he’s in some medieval court and the next he’s investigating the mysterious moon colony murder
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real cinephiles when they watch poor things at 5pm on a Thursday with only four other people in the room and they’re all over sixty
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eleven when millions of untrained humans try to fistfight the aliens who can shoot lightning out of their fingers and get instantly vaporised
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everyone saying that christopher eccleston is a huge anti monarchist like he didn’t visit her majesty just a few hours before her death, as this footage shows??
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And I couldn’t help but wonder, was it time to stop worrying about world war three and start focusing on world war ME?
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oh yeah the “queer coding” in rocky horror is so subtle, i wonder what the creators meant by the multiple gay sex scenes in it
i dont think there was any coding in black swan i mean they were fucking on screen
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yes i would imagine that the continent which got violently ransacked by christian countries for hundreds of years is probably aware of what those countries celebrate on December 25th
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appreciate all you shippers out there but explicitly platonic tardis teams are so clear i’m afraid
"ships that piss you off", NO lets talk about the PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS that filled you up with glee
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everyone always complaining about clara throwing the tardis keys away in a dream-induced state, meanwhile bill “pepperer” potts willingly emptied the entire clip into that old man
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me complaining about britain all day and then watching the new series of great british bake off
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my white hot cybermen take is that there are only two stories in the new series that have gotten them right and it’s so messed up that they’re over ten years apart
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everyone always talks about “anthony goldstein, the only jewish student at hogwarts” but let’s not forget that the only other two jewish wizards in the harry potter universe are ALSO called goldstein, like holy shit dude
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christopher nolan: you will take my films seriously
me (tied to a chair): oppenheimer I barely know her
christopher nolan: (hits me with a blu-ray copy of tenet) you will respect the art of cinema
me (spitting out blood): she oppen on my heimer till my atom bombs
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love that british tv only has two modes:
“twelve episodes total broadcast over eight years”
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“longest running show of all time in its genre with four million episodes and every british actor who has ever existed in at least five of those”
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every dr who promo tweet now is just “look how much cunt ncuti is serving”
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queer artists like david bowie and freddie mercury were doing shit a thousand times more out there than this like forty years ago, please relax
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i need people who haven’t seen classic who to understand that the master is the villain of every single story in his debut series while having a working tardis the whole time - he could leave earth whenever but he chooses to have multiple slap fights with his boyfriend instead
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Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral and period of national mourning cost UK government departments an estimated £162m, Treasury says
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why does everyone i meet keep thinking i’m autistic. anyway time to get back to my 60+ slide PowerPoint entitled “if i was doctor who showrunner”
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are you fucking stupid
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me watching marcel the shell with shoes on by myself at 1:30pm on a friday
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oh of course you, an american, would just assume that my hometown is “near london” you just can’t even conceive that there are other places in the uk can you?? fucking idiot anyway yeah it’s near london
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the people still clinging to this bloated corpse of a franchise aren’t gonna accept new actors or adaptions and everyone else obviously isn’t gonna watch either so who is the audience for this one exactly
A ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot is officially in the works at MAX.
The series is described as a decade-long faithful adaption of the books.
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idc this is still one of donald glover’s best one-liners for me
What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
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at the end of twelve and clara’s first episode together, he says that clara can’t see him even though he’s standing right in front of her and at the end of their last episode, she can see him but he can’t, even though she’s standing right in front of him
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can’t believe the legate is making me guard the tomb of this jesus guy for the whole weekend like he’s gonna suddenly come back to life or something smh
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i am not exaggerating when i say that peter capaldi as dumbledore in hbo max harry potter would be my personal 9/11
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what did emerald fennell mean by casting an irish guy as the shifty interloper attempting to steal a rich british family’s wealth and land
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(16th century guy seeing a woman in a play for the first time) alas! the radicale lefte hath encroached upon mine goodly pastime with most accursed and tempestuous ideologie!
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stephanie hsu didn’t win best supporting actress, so i blocked jimmy kimmel
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andrew tate makes so much more sense when you realise he’s british-american and therefore a product of the two worst cultures on planet earth
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Welsh independence in my lifetime and it’s all thanks to trans people, very very cool
Its all happening lads. Can’t believe the transgenders are breaking up the United Kingdom
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yeah we’re conjuring ominous portents at your coronation dude. we’re gonna summon dark and troublesome omens bro
King Charles III’s coronation will take place this Saturday May 6th with the weather forecast being heavy rain and thunderstorms throughout England.
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I am literally so normal, would someone that wasn’t normal still be mad that doctor who wasn’t included in the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony over a decade later??
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local man so inbred that he forgets about the yugoslav wars
#ICYMI
: Prince William said it's rather normal to see war and bloodshed in Africa and Asia but not Europe, during a visit to the Ukrainian Cultural Centre in London today. "It's very alien to see this in Europe. We are all behind you," he told the volunteers there.
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no image on the internet will ever haunt me like this one does, every single person who shows it to me somehow thinks that it’s the first time i’m seeing it as if i have not been plotting to destroy whoever first uploaded it onto this accursed virtual plane back in 2014
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someone tell charlie that this isn’t gonna work a second time
Prince Harry and Meghan in "near catastrophic" car chase, says spokesperson
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who could have guessed that the guy with the knighthood might not be the best person to run a supposedly pro-worker party
WATCH:
@Keir_Starmer
tells Just Stop Oil protestors to "get up" and "go home" - stressing "I'm opposed to what you're doing, it's not the way to deal with the climate crisis."
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he literally got famous in the first place from playing one of the weirdest little bastards to ever grace british television
Nicholas Hoult is one of those guys like Collin Farrell and Tom Hardy where he was good looking enough that the biz pushed him into Good Looking Young Man roles but in reality he’s his best when you cast him as a Weird Little Bastard
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the most doctor-like companion and my hot take is that she gets more hate than she deserves because she has a lot of the doctor’s egotistical traits and vibe but she’s a woman
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this is….not the plot of much ado about nothing??
THE GLEN POWELL/SYDNEY SWEENEY ROMCOM IS A MODERN SHAKESPEARE ADAPTATION OF MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING ???
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me when i know my party is gonna get minus twelve votes at the next election so i have to do a fascism any% speedrun
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me politely informing the “irish people were slaves too” guys that the word “welsh” literally comes from an old english word for slave and that STILL doesn’t give either of us the right to say that uniquely stupid shit
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omg so excited!!! check out my predictions below ⬇️
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I think what’s so incredible about Heartstopper is how it explores questions which have never been touched upon in mainstream media before, like “what if british people had feelings?”
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me: what if frankenstein had actually finished building the woman that the creature wanted but she turned out to be gay lmao can you imagine the hijinks
mary shelley’s ghost: did you actually want anything or can i go
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hearing reports that liz truss is the first british prime minister to be from their mother’s womb untimely ripp’d
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just found out that people think and speak about me when i’m not around, and therefore i exist outside of my own perception of myself?? cringe
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asked macron what his response will be to all this and he just yelled “we’ll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood” at me, does anyone know what that means
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okay obviously i will be seated for this but also my hot take is that something gets lost in adaption when you cast frankenstein as like a forty year old man and not as the useless 18 year old undergrad that he is in the book
Andrew Garfield will portray the monster alongside Oscar Isaac's doctor in Guillermo del Toro's version of Frankenstein.
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you’re still bodyshaming??? when freddie mercury specifically told you in 1978 that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round???
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this is going to kill people.
EXC: Schools trans guidance revealed - with
@NatashaC
- No pronoun or uniform change without parental consent
- No hiding changes from parents
- Head can say no to protect other kids
- Competitive sport protected - gender questioning pupils banned
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british comedians complaining about how you “can’t joke about race” anymore as if the funniest thing to ever come from this island isn’t “got called racist in greggs”
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨
As promised, it is finally time to welcome notoriously upstanding citizen Patrick Bateman into the LGBTQ+ community!
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manually taking the capital letters off the start of my sentences when i message my friends who were born in the 2000’s
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my number one wish for rtd2 is a full time lord return because i love when they emphasise that, no matter how much of a hero the doctor is regarded as in the rest of the universe, when they go home they are truly just some dickhead
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the angel from it’s a wonderful life: yeah so it turns out that everyone would be way happier and better off if you were never born
me, the most committed hater on planet earth: put me back
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me at fourteen: the character is actually called the doctor NOT “doctor who” it’s really irritating when people get that wrong
me now:
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why would you do something set in the same universe as the wizard of oz, a movie famous for its use of colour, and make it look like this
First look at Jon M. Chu’s ‘WICKED’, starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo.
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martha jones when she pulls up to the companion support group and the other ten companions have their own personal doctor
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i’m still fucking cackling over the shot of him staring himself down in the les mis poster he keeps above his toilet
23 years ago today, ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’ released in theaters.
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