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Pick Yo Daughter up Thursday Or we gon Have a problem
Joined June 2021
I knew this at 1 years old.
the older you get, the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing.
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the guy that says get wings when you’re ordering pizza for a group
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put his dumbass on the grill.
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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ppl move to new york to wear airpods max and look mysterious walking down the street.
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my cobbler just fell to his knees.
i made a simple wallet from a pair of guidi’s I had to retire as the sole was falling apart +++
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should i walk into a thick mysterious fog and never come back next tuesday.
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my fat ass thought this was an ad for sbarro pizza 😂.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says two people have attempted to kill him over the past 8 months.
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unemployed ppl better not even smile on labor day fuck u happy about.
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squid game this squid game that you went to london and got robbed at knifepoint he said “Give Me 5QUID U Think This A GAME” 😹.
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Brother i went to scaring the hoes island and they had a statue of you in the town square.
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got a black man to work for u… hmmmm 🤔.
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they don’t play about pandabuy.
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I used to go thru yall likes when i was bored i guess i cant no more.
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they wasn’t lying when they said male selfies are a cry for help.
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celebrating thanksgiving a little early fw me.$60 a plate.$100 2 plates.ALL SALES FINAL ✅
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i dont even follow northstardoll but i’ve seen them go through the 7 stages of grief on my tl.
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swap phones.
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her: you better not act stupid when u see me.me:.
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about to get a haircut hold i hope they don’t fuck me up again.
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how many burgers we got A LOT how many fries we got A LOT! welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try our 21 savage meal today 😳.
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he’s thinking.
21st August 2021 - It has been exactly 1000 days since last Hunter x Hunter chapter.
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digimon makes no sense to me bc this isn’t a digital monster this nigga will kill you and your family
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one thing i’ve learned over the past year is that if you have feelings or emotions about something just say them lol if someone doesn’t agree they just weren’t meant to or you never know the last time you’ll see someone. you will suffer in silence the longer you hold it in fr.
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the eclipse will activate the microchip implanted by vaccine and we will all crave chicken sandwiches (missing people meat).
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i know a dude that ate wings from lil caesars and his face was stuck in one position for 2 hours.
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what happened to playing lacrosse and going to daddy’s country club on the weekends.
We might have another Nettspend & Ian situation 👀
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are they still alive.
Given Head. United States Census, 1880.
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she said she wants a boy with golden retriever energy she does not want a negro buddy 🤣🤣.
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after my haircut im scuba diving digging for fossils picking up dry cleaning getting my tires rotated and going to target to play with the ps5 then walk out.
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they be torturing yall in england.
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having the privilege of going to sleep at night without a bomb falling on u and ur worried about followers 😂.
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he got his girl back.
South Korea President Yoon says he’s “very sorry” for causing anxiety with his declaration of martial law.
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bro had no motion for 7 years 😭 couldn’t be me.
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i went through hell over the last 6 or so months and im still standing. if i can do it you can too i hope u have a great day if ur reading this.
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i have some news for you buddy YOURE GAY.
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭.
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the naked old man in the gym locker room staring at me waiting for me to look down at his balls
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not this guy grabbing his girls waist as soon as i walked in line behind them at chipotle. u can have her bro u won 😂.
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This is so ironic bc both of them are weird.
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