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Pınar not only loves Tayyip and hates uncovered women, but apparently she's also Brazilian and likes a beer.
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After finding Bogazici's new rector Melih Bulu copy-pasting some paragraphs verbatim in published articles I wondered about his Doctoral thesis. Easily-upset academics, look away now:
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You can see the TOKİ flats on the tops of the hills
View of Ankara
Anonymous, 18th century
At Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
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Bulu (2003) (first two excerpts) borrows verbatim from Gulati, Nohria and Zaheer (2000)
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Company picks worst moment to launch "Turkey's first touristic submarine" rides
Türkiye’nin ilk turistik denizaltısı 18 bin turisti denizin altına indirecek.
Antalya’da deniz altı turumuza katılabilirsiniz, iletişim:
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CHP claims that in one Urfa village their ballot box attendants were beaten up - then later a video emerged of the AKP contingent stamping all the votes for Erdoğan
📢Şanlıurfa'da bazı vatandaşlar birden çok oy pusulası alarak Erdoğan'a oy verdi
🗣️CHP'li Oğuz Kaan Salıcı: Bu görüntüler Şanlıurfa Harran ilçesi, Minare köyünde çekilmiştir. Önce sandık kurulu üyelerimiz darp edilmiş sonra bu görüntüler ortaya çıkmıştır
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Bulu (2003) and Porter (1998) - I mean, I think I've made my point: most of the English-language text in this doctoral thesis is plagiarised directly from other authors in such a way that suggests Bulu was merely citing their ideas rather than copying their words.
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Reminds me of when that dreadful Gülenist man was pretending to be a pretty girl from an ad for glasses.
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Turkey's new Family Minister used to be a Christian Democrat MP in Belgium
Geçmişte Belçika'da milletvekilliği yapan Mahinur Özdemir Göktaş, yeni kabinede Aile ve Sosyal Hizmetler Bakanı oldu.
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A scary question posed by a new AKP ad - would you prefer 6 people to cut your hair or Tayyip Erdoğan?
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The true scandal is not that members of the Syrian opposition can express their opinions freely in Taksim Square - it's that members of the Turkish opposition cannot.
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Why commemorate warmongers and slave traders when there are so many unsung cats in the world?
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You're not supposed to display political symbols at the ballot box, so this lady was asked to take off her shawl
Adıyaman'da bir kadın oy kullanmaya bu şekilde geldi, polisler kadını oy kullanma kabinine almadı
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More people were investigated for insulting President Erdoğan in 2019 than the population of San Marino
Bir yıl içerisinde "Erdoğan'a hakaretten" soruşturma geçirenlerin sayısı, San Marino ülkesinin nüfusundan fazla
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Turkish beer Bomonti issues a Pride edition in defiance of bans on pride marches throughout the country
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How losing candidates react in Turkey (Left)
How winning candidates react in Turkey (Right)
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Has the horse passed Üsküdar?
man I don't know what's going on anymore
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Help! I'm stuck in a time loop in which Melih Gökçek is always going to resign tomorrow and the US visa crisis be solved very soon.
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A Turkish cartoon magazine long ago joked that Erdoğan would one day turn on New Zealand
Bu yeni değil Uykusuz dergisi çok önceden bu kehaneti yapmış:
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Diplomacy is evolving on social media faster than any of us expected
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“The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well not entirely! One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders."
Doğu Karadeniz bölgesinde ilçe seçim sonuçları.
Tek kırmızı yer: Trabzon'un Beşikdüzü ilçesi...
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Best part of Twitter is people who criticise the Ottoman Empire while drinking coffee and hang-gliding on the American continent
Best part of Twitter is being told how awful the British Empire was in English and on devices resulting from Turing & Berners-Lee
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Turkish high schooler on trip to Italy told teacher they were going to the toilet, instead went to Germany and claimed asylum.
Lise Gezisiyle Avrupa'ya Giden Genç, 'Tuvalete' Diyerek İltica Başvurusuna Gitti
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A writing sample from Erdoğan's political appointee to run Boğaziçi, Turkey's equivalent of Harvard (an institution that teaches in English)
via
@historicalgay
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A new front in the culture war: an Istanbul café shut down for hosting speed dating event (because the only people who should have a say in who you date are your parents)
#SONDAK
İKA
İstanbul’da hızlı flört değiştirme (speed dating) etkinliği ile gündeme gelen
#SuenoCihangir
adlı mekan kapatıldı.
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The İnönü difference
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Europeans implying the CHP are a uniquely "fascist and racist" party for making 3 million refugees into a political issue eight years into the crisis should probably ask what their own SocDem parties are doing to help open the borders.
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Apparently the AKP's own vote tracking system has just shown Erdoğan go below 50%
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Some people are reportedly voting so hard they're putting tables or voting stamps out of action.
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At this rate of growth it's predicted that Hong Kong will become Kurdish around 2023, meaning that the problems with China will become moot.
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Over time, more and more leaders are going to have embarrassing social media histories
In case you missed it, here’s
#Tunisia
’s new Prime Minister—Ahmed Hachani—spreading Zionist Illuminati conspiracies & rumours that human-animal marriage is legal in Norway.
His Facebook page stayed up a full 24 hrs after his appointment, highlighting how poorly planned it was.
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Not sure whose botnet this is but they clearly appreciate my tweet
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Curb Your Enthusiasm plotline:
The Turkish Ambassador is coming to dinner. At the last minute, Larry David discovers there is only one bottle of red left.
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Something quite surreal about this photo-gallery from Islamist newspaper Akit where they've pixelated the torsoes of the women and forgotten to write captions
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Iconic photo of Erdoğan surveying the site after demolishing the Atatürk Cultural Centre.
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The Euro is back in the territory of Ahmet I (1603-1617) who oversaw the construction of the Blue Mosque in Istanbul
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Turks need to take over an American city to the degree that "may it come easy" and "may it be over" become accepted calques in English:
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If there was no fraud in yesterday's Turkish referendum, here are some questions authorities have to answer: (Thread)
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Election Day dawns and the first news is that the new domain for Turkey's largest social media network has been banned
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Congrats to Emine Erdogan's nephew, recently promoted to Head of Flight Operations at Turkish Airlines
Kartal İmam Hatip bitti, sıra akrabalarda: Emine Erdoğan'ın yeğeni THY Genel Müdür Yardımcısı oldu
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The head of the AKP's Political Ethics Committee recommends poisoning a journalist making allegations of corruption with strychnine
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Istanbul Municipality got good publicity from Boji, a dog that goes on public transport - so good, in fact, that one detractor was filmed putting a dog turd on a seat in an attempt to defame him
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The gunman called the HDP "spawn of Armenians" on social media the day before the shooting
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There is something particularly uncomfortable about Erdoğan being given a platform on state TV - but his rival not - and then using that platform to spread lies with no right of reply.
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Editor of pro-Erdoğan newspaper calls for missile to be "accidentally" shot into central Yerevan.
Erivan'ın tam markezine yanlışlıkla bir füze düşmeli!
Azerbaycan yalnız değil.
Ermenistan aslında Türkiye'ye saldırıyor.
O zaman bizim de bir cevabımız olacak!
#Azerbaycan
#Azerbaijan
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Following a piece of fake news going around that Turkish citizens had 5x as many Schengen visa rejections as Russians, I looked into the numbers for Turkish applicants in 2022... If you want a Schengen, Southern Europe seems a lot more chill.
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Very quietly, Deutsche Welle's Turkish service and the BBC's Turkish service are taking on more and more of the everyday reporting functions the captive Turkish press are unable or unwilling to fulfil
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A YouTube influencer has become so important in Turkey that two of three presidential candidates went on his show to be grilled for hours - and people have put up a big screen in public to watch the most recent.
Babala Tv Kılıçdaroğlu yayını Kadıköy'de kurulan ekranda izleniyor.
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Today I learnt that the AKP group in the Turkish Parliament apparently prints its agenda in Comic Sans
NEW: Turkish parliament’s agenda doesn’t include Sweden’s Nato bid today.
The parliament might go into recess today, and reconvene on January 12, and delay the ratification until then
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A website that tracks websites that are banned in Turkey... Has been banned in Turkey
İfade Özgürlüğü Derneği'nin (
@ifadeorgtr
) 500'den fazla erişim engeli duyurusunun bulunduğu EngelliWeb sayfası, kişilik hakları ihlali gerekçesiyle, Rize Sulh Ceza Hakimliğinin 20 Mart 2023 tarih ve 2023/1003 sayılı kararıyla tamamıyla erişime engellendi.
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Erdoğan congratulates mob in Rize for their attack on opposition leader Meral Akşener, says she was lucky they went no further
Erdoğan'dan Akşener'e Rize yanıtı: Dua et ki ileri gitmeden yanıt verdiler! Bu daha bir, daha neler olacak neler, bunlar iyi günler
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Pride T-shirt with the constitutional guarantee of freedom of assembly printed upon it
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Never tell the internet they cannot geolocate you
Turkish man detained over posting photo with alcoholic beverage in mosque
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Former jailed Cumhuriyet journalist Erdem Gül is now the mayor of Istanbul's Islands district.
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The US is pretending to allow Turkey's fighter jet order, the EU are pretending to consider it for membership - and Turkey are pretending to accept Sweden as a NATO member
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Aylin Nazlıaka of the CHP: "According to our data, Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu is ahead with 51.5% of the vote."
CHP Parti Meclisi Üyesi Aylin Nazlıaka'dan Cumhuriyet'e özel açıklama:
"Sevgili yurttaşlarımız ıslak imzalı tutanakları tek tek işliyoruz. Bizim verilerimize göre Genel Başkanımız Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu yüzde 51.5 puanla öndedir. Lütfen sandıklara sahip çıkalım, sakin olalım"
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Putin advisor Alexander Dugin speaks at a Turkish state-supported anti-LGBT rally
Rusya Devlet Başkanı Vladimir Putin'in danışmanı sosyolog ve düşünür Aleksandr Dugin, İstanbul Saraçhane'deki Büyük Aile Buluşması'na video mesaj gönderdi:
"Bu, haysiyetini korumaya çalışan insanların mücadelesidir."
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Just spoke to a former diplomat who has been in touch with the family members of some of those ex-Turkish diplomats tortured in police custody last night. Five were badly injured, with one anally violated with a baton. Those who signed confessions were released, he said.
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Erdoğan: "Macron also asked "How do you view the statement of the President of the TRNC on the operation?" And I asked "When did you start recognising the TRNC?"
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Kılıçdaroğlu calls for all the votes to be counted from the ballot boxes that are left: "Do not put a block on the people's will."
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If the drones don't work, Turkey has one more trick up its sleeve
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Restaurants are to be closed during Ramadan, but mosques will be open for post-fasting prayers. Churches, on the other hand, will not open to congregations for Easter: Coronavirus management by exception.
Teravih serbest ama ayinler "cemaate kapalı olarak icra edilir".
Ne kadar da hoşgörülüsünüz, canlarım benim!
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Last night Turkey was "at economic war" with the United States according to Albayrak. This morning it "expects the United States to remain loyal to its traditional friendship", Foreign Minister Çavuşoğlu says.
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Those wanting a Christian Holy War and those wanting a Muslim Holy War are natural allies at this stage
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CHP observers in Adıyaman claim they were forced away from the ballot boxes and that multiple people entered the cabin to vote
Adıyaman'da sandık görevlileri zorla uzaklaştırılıp, toplu oy kullanıldı
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Confusing false friends in English vs. Turkish (add your own faves below):
Duplex: A building with two flats
Dubleks: A flat with two floors
Platonic: A two-way relationship with no sex
Platonik: A one-way crush on an unobtainable person
Toast: toast
Tost: a toastie
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Correction: According to "Le Monde", the Dodecanese and Rhodes are Turkish again.
📰 According to ‘Le Monde’, Rhodes & the Dodecanese, Chios, Samos, Ikaria, as well as a couple of Cycladic Islands, voted for Kılıçdaroğlu! 👍😃
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CHP have gained by:
- A change of their worthy but unpopular leader
- The AKP being outflanked by the YRP on the Islamist right
- A relatively low turnout by Turkish standards, showing how successfully the policy of polarisation has worked in previous elections
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Pictures from the "lavender-scented villages" in rural Isparta, Turkey
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Update: Rector Bulu has denied allegations of plagiarism, but I'll let you make up your own minds. Here's a definition from one of his own university departments.
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@LiamBlizard
@APHClarkson
@andrew_lilico
"The good guys" who invented the concentration camp and made use of some of the worst chemical weapons ever devised.
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