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Fundi wa saa wengi unapatanga ni snr citizens na wanapenda kuvaa miwani below the eyes like those uni professors. Aflu you realize they purchase newspaper on a daily basis and on a closer look they've got Peugeot 504 keys. Alafu uskie wametengeneza saa for 3 decades. NIS wewe🤣🤣
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The cartridges collected from Githurai none belongs to KDF.
My friends tell me they belong to the special Ruiru boyz.
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Hio KCU 819H hukuwa Reg plate ya cream LC76 pickup na dere hukuwa mkirinyaga na mdosi wake ni madam.
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Ebu mGuess ni Telco gani imezima net yao ya kwanza including slowing down their Ethernet?
Clue: Its the same providing precise location on tweeps.
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Those headshots have been executed by a special unit.
Ain't no regular police would blow protestors brains out like that from a distance.
Also that wasn't a regular gun, na najua sio handgun. Someone came along with a big muzzle gun!.
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Wakizima TV, Stima na internet alafu waweke state of emergency tunataka our KDF men and women to stand up with "askari wote wakae kama raiya".
I know we will be in safe hands as we wait a fresh election.
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Bill anajifanya hataki kusign bill ndio yutman atulie kwa streets kwanza alafu aamke siku moja atie wino.
Hii move tulikuwa tumeionea 18 asitupime 🤣
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Mvua imeanza taon buana, nikama mungu ameamua teargas na itching water haitadhuru youtman leo.
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The Second wave might include Teachers, Nurses and Doctors downing their tools as Gen Z proceed to Statehouse. Civil disobedience will bring everything to a standstill.
KDF might be planning a 'safe evacuation' for the cic in solidarity with the sovereign power of the people.
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He would drive his G-wagon alone to MAB for a drink past mututho hours. Piga one two with baddies there get saluted as usual then get escorted by two green land rovers mpaka kwa gate and Gcoy would get surprised.
The most jovial prezzo we've ever witnessed.
Alisahau Lighter.
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Sijui what the Army did to military men huko Soi back then. You meet a retired mzee but he always polish his shoes, cut his hair, iron his clothes, tuck in, a wristwatch & 2 beers max.
Siku hizi kdf vijana wanavaa ragged jeans, babylocks na kulewa from morning na kunyanya. Hahaha
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Kindiki, Koome, Bungei & Lang'at should serve jail term for this.
Bodies being retrieved from quarry pit opposite kware police station by youths. The police are on site as more bodies are being retrieved. Other bodies are in sacks chopped into pieces so far six bodies have been retrieved.
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Thank you very much KDF for standing down.
Also preliminary reports seem like we might have very little or no teargas left in store after today unless M7 decides to send some in the evening.
🇰🇪
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So DRC president Felix, has issued a declaration to divert all the countries imports through Dar instead of MSA.
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Tweeted this happily, until today morning.
On 25th the day they were to check out kiddo wasn't lactating appropriations and doc decided to send it kwa 'Nursery' ICU ya infants. Mamaa alinipigia simu akilia leo around 9am akilia akaniambia daktari amesema stima imefanya oxygen..
Yesterday around 1800hrs, we (me&mine) welcomed a baby boy to this world.
They'll be out tomorrow. We thank God.
^jm
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Kenyans are celebrating the Army in Nairobi CBD. Wacha tuone ama jamaa watarusha teargas hapo.
Dilemma Galore.
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Recce Squad in White LC76s are inbound Parliament buildings. All in plainclothes.
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That Airport Occupying move by Gen Z has the CIC reading a riot act in a church congregation in Bomet.
Ongeza popcorn more drama is yet to unfold on Tuesday.
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Lifeless bodies of citizens of Kenya lying inside barricaded area of Parliment. I Hope they don't hide the bodies.
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I like how 9-5 peeps don't waste their holidays, ni kuamka tu mapema kuweka foundation and indulge as early as now.
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Kuji ice huwa a very brave decision. Cowards can't relate.
Kamba nayo hapana, kama si copper sidai. Quickest way mlisema tujidunge maji ama nini?
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Kuna Ford Ranger Double Cab Reddish ivi inazurura town. Not good guys those usikubali ikukaribie.
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Naskia cucu wa ishaweri wamejaribu kufinya cables za Buckingham leo. It is cooking nicely.
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Nobody is gonna authorize shooting of 5k or 10k unarmed citizens waving white ribbons & 🇰🇪 flags at a go unless they're mad and full of themselves.
But the falsed dissapearances of the so labeled 'ring leaders' will be silenty loud afterwards if the regime reigns.
They must GO!
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At least the former SSU would travel as far as River Yala and River Nyamindi to dump Bodies hawa wenzenu wa Rhino bora wametoka CBD wanarusha anywhere.
The gate to access that quarry is right opposite Kware police post.
All that young blood didn't pour in vain.
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Kenyans think living in a piece of land that's not theirs for a long time makes it theirs.
IDK what kind of entitlement people got.
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Traffic officers stopped a matatu to collect their daily stipend at Eveready roundabout in Nakuru when a Trailer carrying maize from Eldoret lost brakes and bumped onto the Ma3 (ngata sacco) killing 8 of its passengers. 1/2
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Lately the bush has been silent for while until yesterday's presser.
Someone who has mastered their craft is definitely giving up our security apparatus patrol routes and formations.
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A Somali, Indian and a Nigerian walk into a Nairobi bar.
The barman request orders in Swahili and none understand, he rephrased to English and only the Indian could grasp word or two.
All these are travelling on Kenyan passports.
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There are wrangles among members of the NSC.
I'm also hearing the Nrb RC is in tension mode after the affairs of involvement of Top Brass and their boss getting withdrawn with a phonecall.
Mambo yanachemka sawasawa. Watch this space.
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Have a huge MPesa balance at your own risk. Also can someone remind us how to block Sim Swap.
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The National Intelligence Service never fails to document everything everywhere in their reports.
The problem is those who downplay the briefs especially on SOCMINT assessments not rating them actionable intelligence.
Ata ya Shakahola ilikuwa hivo tu. NIS never fails.
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Alafu hao grab team "Rhino" mnahangaisha the best KOT voices na capture recapture tactic mkumbuke you will be Expendables very soon and they creat another team to hunt you down in order to clean the mess you've caused to Gen Zs.
The Matrix will catch-up soon enough.
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Emptying 7 rounds on a kid? Are you out of your fuckin' mind Mr officer!?
FUCK THE POLICE
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Who you elected is so septic
So full of shit I can't accept it
Arrest the president
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Ati armed motorists? Najua lead guy humuok na bajaj ya Black KMFX hua imebeba delivery box ya Glovo kila time. Mjini akili Hahaha
A Young man snatched a handbag from a pedestrian hapa Witeithie and tried to escape on a waiting bike. An Armed motorist chased them na akampiga risasi mbili na kumsafirisha...
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Saii zile jamaa zilikuwa zinabwaga mili usiku hapo kware najua zinatetemeka mpaka makagary.
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On Tuesday as others occupy JKIA some need to cause major disruptions along Allsops-Outering and Express way for delays just incase they dispatch a team of numberless Subarus like they did with Kitengela.
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Wacha nikimbie kwa nyumba nifiche nguo za mtoto na karai za kumuogeshea kabla mamaa afike apige nduru ingine. Mi Niko tu sawa 😓 Ethiopian dose imenishikilia but I'll have to give false hope to a grieving mother.
Thank you all for your warm messages. Inshallah.
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The next ICC list should also include those junior officers killing unarmed citizens including children on the streets not just Bungei IG Kindiki Langat And the Taxman.
Ata walipishe ndege The Hague 200m tunaeza changa bora waende na wasirudi.
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If guys succeed at Occupying JKIA foreign powers might consider Zakayo as a liability and go with the flow.
Kanja will be sweating heavy because gunshots huko Embakasi will be hard to activate. Only option left will be enacting a curfew but Nairobi is not Baringo.
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Njeri wa migwi not providing the name of the police station or OB number of the incident she claims happened in Gacharage is enough 🚩🚩🚩
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Kesho mtaona vile Bushmen wataja ng'oreana na mablue boy juu ya marching citizens. I hope y'all make that National Anthem loud from Statehouse rd. Na mpanguze camera lens we need to see everything in 3D incase washikane mashati bora msiingilie ya paparazi tosha.
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Second day in office na Kanja ashatumia kware residents ile red Ford Ranger ya kina Murangiri.
When Eastlands was Eastlands hio double cab ingekuwa kibiriti saii.
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I have received a threatening DM to delete my tweets about Embu Level V Hospital and consider to settling the matter in an appropriate manner. I guess my tweets raised some eyebrows at the Embu county governor's desk.
Naogopa ata kupiga Ss naeza tumiwa Outback nikapipinywo nyeee.
I've been sent a threatening message on email because I have called out this government for the death of newborn babies in Embu Level 5 hospital. The way I operate, I don't respond kindly to threats.
PRESIDENT RUTO STOP JOKING AND DO WHAT KENYANS ELECTED YOU TO DO!!!
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Hao youths wooote wameingia bunge hakuna alikuwa na kibuyu ya mafuta.
Some rogue elements with the security apparatus might have detonated a hand grenade inside Parliment buildings to break fire to fuel their narrative. Stay alert.
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supply ikatike sababu Embu General Hospital haingeweza kurun backup generators the whole night. More than 3 infants walikuwa nursery walizima tu ivo yaani.
I'm really sad mahn. I'm heading home with a heavy heart nimeshow pedi tupatane hapo kwa gate. Sijui nitaambia mamaa nini
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After realizing they can't censor the whole internet, Jana Nrb RC waliita meeting wakaamua kuanza kuendea Keyboard warriors leo Friday and hold them in police stations covertly for the weekend because that's the sauce in the Demos.
My warning came late but I've tried. Free Billy
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Worias numbers started getting cooked in 2019 census, I smell a landslide in 2027 with NFD votes pulling a Tharaka Nithi on the ballot. Also this undermines our ATOUR boyz efforts, anyway security starts with you. 🤣
President Ruto announces removal of vetting during ID application
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White Probox KBQ 206Z. Nyinyi ni wababa wazima stop extorting youths along Kipande Rd, Ngara rd and Chambers rd.
Ingieni tu huko Kariua mkate ile mnataka muache kurusha vijana wadogo kwa boot na kuwalazimisha waeke pin za Mpesa na kuwapora ile iko kwa mfuko.
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1. Dump the phone completely. (Fika tearoom lipa kadere wa meru 500 aende nayo and dump it past chuka).
2. Avoid Sigint, no social media & internet whatsoever.
3. No Bank or Mpesa.
4. Don't contact close family even from borrowed phones.
5. Bado utashikwa, Humint is lethal AF.
Driver na Commander wa Wells Fargo wamepewa 94 million in cash wasafirishe wakajiita mkutano wakasema ata hao hii economy haiwapeleki vizuri and disappeared with the money 😅
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Nikama TV stations pia walitumiwa memo wakaambiwa uki air live demos ujizime usingoje kuzimwa.
When did KTNNews go offair?
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Land and real Estate broker
Conned a customer Sh350k for land in Kitengela
Case reported at Kayole Police Station 0B no. 106.12.10 1926hrs.
Urged by DCI kayole (Simeon Waithaka) to show up at Kayole PS on Friday but refused and said he will show up on Monday with his lawyer 1/2
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We don't have a country here. Juzi tu mess za Kambi zilikuwa sherehe after untrained CS was sent home.
I now understand 'some' elements of the IS also want the swamp drained tuanze upya.
The disrespects and undermining from newbies and 'those who come from home' imewakera.
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Wameleta mpaka MRAPs za SOG taon na zinafaa kuwa huko Lamu na Kerio Valley. Enyewe the tension is too much.
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Buana if anything happens to Kangol boy they'll ensure a crude weapon was used instead of gunshots to make it look like it's the betrayed masses revenge. siet
The assassins tactic is a familiar script. They first demonize your name to sway public opinion against you, then they pounce and kill you.
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Also need to be on the look out, that 'holy' man would likely pull a trump Hollywood on himself when all options are exhausted for national sympathy. Time is of the essence.
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It's a shame kungoja mtu nje ya kanisa on a Sunday ndio you abduct them. Si this is the 'most religious' regime we've heard since Independence? haha
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Tuesday itabidi wame mobilize mpaka NYS. Wakijaribu tutawalima vibaya sana na hizo spades zao.
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So far 9 infants lost their lives at NBU Embu Level V Hospital Yesterday Night and today Early morning due to the national wide power outage.
When President Ruto was in Embu during the madaraka celebration, Governor Ensured the walls were painted instead.
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If Njeri is really honest about this specific incidence (ground reports from Gacharage states no such incident happened) she can share the OB number or name of police station the matter was reported to otherwise we shall have to take her stories with a pinch of salt.
This is our own staff in Usikimye. She was attacked last night in Gacharage because the men at the stage were angry with her dressing. She dresses like a man they said. Weve spent the day in hospital, unfortunately there is bleeding in one of her eyes and her sight is blurry 1/
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🤣🤣🤣 Kevo Osman.
We've been in this taon long enough. Ambieni yeye akujie ID na Passport yake Kiambu rd the integration is complete.
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Kamjesh ya sandals na leso imeanza kucheza karata NFD, yaliyopita si Duale tugange yajayo.
Niko kadi ...
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We should also propose a tax observatory that will keep tabs & update Kenyans regularly on accountability of all our collected revenues in the national & county governments!
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I hear they've upscaled security protocols within the Nairobi Metropolitan area. Apparatus are being beefed up in Mariamu from as far as Embu to the City. Even KDF at Kahawa barracks ain't taking chances wanashikia perimeter kwa highway kama traffic.
We will be there!
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You failed to mention that the 🇰🇪 AP SOG also neutralized 5 Kebabs in the morning shootout at Guba Elwak, Mandera.
Simba wa Nyika 💀
Terrorism Incident Report
In a devastating blow to the elite SOG Unit in Mandera, 4 Operators killed and 5 Missing after contact with Al-Shabāab terrorists at Guba.
Terrorism threat remains significantly elevated in Lamu, Lower Garissa & Mandera.
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Jana with pals we attended a burial of KAF pilot in Ngurubani Mwea Kirinyaga County.
Major Duncan Mburu Kamau 34yrs died on 18/9/23 in a helicopter crush at Boni Forest. In his 12 years of service he served on the 14, 54 & 53 (Cobra) Squadron.
Canon Hilary Kibet read the CIC ...
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Ukipeleka laptop repair Imenti hse alafu ukuwe abducted utajua tu ni fundi gani ame confirm trail yako. Y'all be easy fellow countrymen.🤣
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Pale Githu 44 tangu watoke madam itoka vijana hawapumui na mapinji soko imechafuka itabidi waambie wenzao warudishe chuma ya serikali kabla njaa iwamalize haha
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If you're still receiving calls from strange numbers forward your calls to DCI Hotline 0722 415 419 (*21*0722415419#) and let them see the call coming from inside the room.🇰🇪
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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White Isuzu D-Max double cab ikikufuata past two intersections you should be very worried.
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They are sending reinforcements at KBC as MAB and Kahawa B have been put on higher alert.
All personnel on standby.
Something is cooking.
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