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@00zau

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@DefiantLs Literally cheaper to buy new than to ship it back.
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@RAZ0RFIST @TheCalvinCooli1 Sports betting sites don't need to rig anything. They just give terrible odds and soft-ban anyone smart enough to make money on arbitrage. Simple ex; if bets are split 50/50 and they pay out 1.5x, it doesn't matter who wins, they make the same money either way.
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@AzurLane_EN Hornet Oath Skin When?
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@kenzietuff I used to use a text to speech program to turn fanfic into audiobooks, and it always pronounced it ah-soo-ka
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@pegobry_en I can literally go weeks or months and "forget" to drink anything. Then I might have a drink every other night for a week. No noticeable difference.
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@SpartanXC9 @VanillaGor111a @nothervois It's probable that any old fictional works we have records of aren't their original versions. thus making them all fanfic, depending on how you want to think about it.
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@Jringo1508 For a sec I thought that was gonna be Lawyers, Guns, and Money.
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@Jek_Korpen hxh simps have entered the chat.
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26 days
@Pirat_Nation Also being part of an IP that hasn't yet used up all its social capital selling slop.
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28 days
@MomsPostingLs Things that didn't happen.
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@MomsPostingLs Barely helps, money is fungible. Dependa-mom will use the support for 100% of necessities, while using all her own money on nails'n'shit, while still complaining about lack of money. Child support needs to be abolished, period.
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@NavalInstitute STOP NAMING CVS AFTER PRESIDENTS. BRING BACK COOL NAMES LIKE HORNET, BUNKER HILL, AND LEXINGTON.
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1 month
@DocStrangelove2 Implying HK would have ever sold a gun to a private citizen boomer.
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@ProjektMelody Fam, if you're gonna go for premade, just buy the canned refrigerated dough. They're both better and easier than buying a mix and still having to do the hard part of scratch-made, but without the better results.
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1 month
This should be a gag in the new King of the Hill.
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
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No surprise the dude with the mullet catches an 8 lb bass
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@JoseNie57428186 @Rezolite Black Label Society – Been a Long Time
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@0xQuiche @Silily_Agent @ShitpostGate No, you are the one who don't understand the song. Charlie Daniels has explicitly stated that the Devil lost. And there's a sequel song where the Devil, salty about losing, comes back for a rematch.
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@DudespostingWs (Be) 250 pounds x 24 hours x 7 days/week. Also, I think how you walk matters. If you don't push off with your toes or otherwise load your calves while walking, you won't get calves. Get zero drop shoes and learn to walk barefoot-ish.
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@silverybarbs Okay but it's funnier to imagine them reversed. Imagine: Kat is repressed and inexperienced because she was brought up strictly and in a loveless household. Garen is literally a knight in shining armor... so the girls love him, and he's been in a couple relationships.
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@captivedreamer7 1 shelf of combined sci-fi/fantasy. 1/3rd of which is ASOIAF and HP reprints. 1/3rd is "tiefling coffeeshop" slop. 3 shelves of "mystery" (thrillers). 3 of romance. 1 of humor (half of which is "lol drumpf". 1 of 'history', aka Trump & "the secret minority behind everything".
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