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I love my girlfriend I exist for my girlfriend if you aren't my girlfriend you don't exist to me I love my girlfriend @cinnawaifu 22 pfp by @MoonnCM

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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@sorasdream Got to be Way to the Dawn. Love Riku too much for it not to be.
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@Xelzer_
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3 months
Love when the gf makes a tweet about realising how bad one of her breakdowns was and ppl keep saying "go to therapy" "this isn't healthy" like yeah no shit? or saying "wow cringe" "oh look she's not like other girls" like actually brain damaged individuals I swear.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
I had one follower starting yesterday, what the fuck 💀
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
Fellow Organisation members, here's the most important question to be asked. What is your favourite 358/2 days joke weapon? Mine has to be Axel's.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
The literal point of this post was SHE'S IN THERAPY. She knows what's wrong with her and works on it and all the people deciding to say she needs therapy or whatever else can't seem to fathom that a mentally ill person might already be getting help for their mental illness.
@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
Love when the gf makes a tweet about realising how bad one of her breakdowns was and ppl keep saying "go to therapy" "this isn't healthy" like yeah no shit? or saying "wow cringe" "oh look she's not like other girls" like actually brain damaged individuals I swear.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
Yeah that's fair.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
I have a girlfriend now if you are not my girlfriend I will shoot you if you talk to me however if you are my girlfriend I love you and you are very beautiful @cinnawaifu
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
13 days
hiiiii it has been a while :D :3 :p 🖤
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
"I need a BPD gf" "I need a mentally ill gf" "I can fix her" You need to be publicly castrated while people throw tomatoes at you.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
How are you meant to nort your name if it already has an X in it? do you just add another and rearrange or what? These are the struggles of being a Nobody that aren't brought up enough.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
Disney worlds are a huge part of Kingdom Hearts so I have a question Out of all the Disney villains in KH, which is your favourite boss fight and why. Personally I say Scar in kh2 because on my first critical mode playthrough he kicked my ass and i felt incredible winning :)
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
day 1 of being in a relationship and my gorgeous lovely gf sent me beautiful flowers already (yes I know it's valentines shush)
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
That's clearly edited this is the original how dare you. Crazy, people can tell others to get cancer and to k/ll themselves but once you joke about actual death that's when it's fucked up? Grow up 😭
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
Chat is this w rizz?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
30 days
Girlfriend turned her camera on and I only just found out she was secretly 2 Cinna's stacked together, I've been catfished.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
Fellow black coats add me on discord if you want. I want people to talk about this series with and just gush about all my favourite characters and games. Just Xelzer on disc :)
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
Chat is this rizz?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND I LOVE HER SO MUCH WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BARK BARK SHE'S MINE BACK OFF EVERYONE UNBOOKMARK IT RIGHT NOW SHE'S MINE AND MINE ONLY GRRRRRR.
@cinnawaifu
🕸️ Lulu ˖°🪦 ࣪𖤐
5 months
2 photos no makeup vs. 2 photos with a lot of makeup... no filters at all. these are all very old photos of myself as i've been too insecure to take photos without filters lately. but yeah it's completely fucking normal to look different when you have makeup on.. sure it might
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
Oh I didn't realise someone else had asked this same question and gave the same answer as me LMAO. Good taste.
@HollarityArt
Holly 🍄
1 year
Anyways, what is everyone’s assigned Organization XIII weapon? Mine are the pizza chakrams. Art source: Phantazzma
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@sorasdream scala ad caelum. It's so beautiful I hope we eventually get it as a real world.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
Guys be like "I need me a mentally ill girl" and then shit themselves when said girl shows any symptom of mental illness it's actually crazy.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
If loving your girlfriend was illegal I'd get the death penalty.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
hiiiiiiii :D ^_^ :3 guess who :p
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
I would peel the skin off my girlfriend's least favourite person and some partners won't peel an orange???
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
Good morning to my girlfriend, to everyone else... also good morning because I'm so happy that me and my beautiful incredible girlfriend are official that I have enough good mornings to go around. :D
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
Enemies to lovers (she was mad at me but I kissed her and said I loved her so it's okay now)
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
bf who actually loves x gf who also loves.
@plzdontbanmelol
losersq
3 months
bf who cheats x gf whos okay with it
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
@forestwithout Not only that, they completely skipped game 1 draft and only started showing on the final pick. So weird.
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Xelzer
3 months
wtf are my gfs drafts bro.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
I was asleep like 16 hours today and woke up to way too many notifications 😭
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
My girlfriend was meant to finish work 13 minutes ago and is still working why does god give his hardest battles to his most beautiful soldiers.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 month
Leaking esex dms with @cinnawaifu since apparently that's the meta now.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 month
Is getting esex dms leaked even that bad like??? who cares omg so you had a virtual shag and it didn't happen as many times as you wanted boohoo. The person who leaked it anyway seems like an insufferable twit so really doesn't help get ppl on their side.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
Girlfriend went to sleep how do I be cryogenically frozen till she's up?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
@awtisym hop off the goat
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@witch_trialz I was gonna say "Well Xion's whole existence is very gender non-conforming so of course they would be supportive" before I remembered they tried everything they could to get rid of Xion and conform her to how they wanted 😭
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
Deranking to gold has done outrageous things to my girlfriend what is she watching.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
If gf doesn't wake up... grrrrrr. the beast inside. just. might.... no... NOOOOOO GRRRRAAAAAWWWRRRR GRRRRR. God i need to be put down.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
Yeah, of course my valentine is real. She just goes to another discord server you wouldn't know her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
I love my girlfriend I love when she communicates with me things that are on her mind and things that bother her I love hearing her talk I love learning her thoughts I love just existing around her I love waking up and being able to call her mine I love her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
My girl so pretty I see her smile and just start drooling I've flooded my house fourteen times just this week from looking at her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@ZeroRoy0 OH MY I COMPLETELY FORGOT. Axel's "Goodbye" kill on Vexen in Re:chain. Also a favourite.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
If there was an award ceremony for guys who love their girlfriend I wouldn't win because I'd skip the ceremony to spend time with her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
heyyy hiiii helloooo :D
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@sorasdream I hate to say it but I do kind of fuck with the car key, but it doesn't even crack the top 25 😭
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@Xelzer_
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6 months
She's the one.
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Xelzer
5 months
Hi I love my girlfriend bye.
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Xelzer
6 months
How do I stop myself from going insane waiting for my girlfriend to wake up.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
oh wow I think she really likes me..... ;3c
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@cinnawaifu
🕸️ Lulu ˖°🪦 ࣪𖤐
6 months
oh wow i think he really likes me..... ;3c
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
Gf turned on her cam but won't show me her feet so I can jerk off to them does she hate me???
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@ZeroRoy0 That one specific part in 358/2 days where Axel is sent to retrieve Xion on day 357, that line "you both think you can do whatever you want, well i'm sick of it" and Axel's whole conflict with the organisation and his friends always hits me.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
gf getting me into cool shit meanwhile I'm like 🤓"erm babe have you ever heard of Danganronpa" what the fuck is wrong with me.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
Still haven't watched Arcane or Cyberpunk Edgerunners I really need to get on that.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
first person to send me $50 gets her account details :)
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@cinnawaifu
🕸️ Lulu ˖°🪦 ࣪𖤐
6 months
the voices have gone too far this time :333333333
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
Girlfriend went to work while I was still asleep so I couldn't wish her good luck on her day, I should be shot.
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Xelzer
6 months
Why do girlfriends have to work why can't they just get paid for being beautiful why do I have to miss her.
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Xelzer
6 months
Wait I think she has cancer???
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Xelzer
4 months
Girlfriend is at work aka she doesn't want to spend time with me and hates me I should kms.
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Xelzer
5 months
How come my girlfriend gets to be "just a girl" and I have to be a man. I think it's time to embark on a training journey to become "just a boy".
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
this is me btw if u even care..... 🤓
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Xelzer
5 months
Accidentally saw a picture of someone who isn't my girlfriend I want to throw up how could I do this to her I hope she forgives me.
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Xelzer
5 months
anyone who's not my girlfriend can piss off
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
Being a romantic and depressed is so embarrassing bro I can't say I'd die for my girl because like... no shit.
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Xelzer
1 month
@cinnawaifu mission successful u didnt notice
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Xelzer
6 months
@cinnawaifu whoever bookmarked this count your days.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
17 days
If my girlfriend really loves me why isn't she pegging me rn?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
15 days
Suicide postponed she showed me her boobs.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
Why do gf's need sleep why can't they just be charged or something so she can stay up forever :(
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
It's hard being an unemployed disappointment with a smoking hot girlfriend but someone's got to do it.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
yepp.... u heard her 🤓
@cinnawaifu
🕸️ Lulu ˖°🪦 ࣪𖤐
6 months
looking for loser bf, send your applications to the dms of @Xelzer_
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
Girlfriend is asleep instead of being awake and spending time with me do I kms?
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Xelzer
4 months
She needs an account ban asap.
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Xelzer
1 year
@rikusnightmare Roxas and Axel gotta be there although I do feel like that's cheating so my fave member other than them is Xaldin, his weapons and his fight are just so cool i don't even care that he's kind of bland he just has so much swag.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
My girlfriend is perfect and makes every day better and she's my everything and she's so pretty and and and
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Xelzer
6 months
My life just flashed before my eyes :3
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
Gf asleep fuck my disgusting kappachungus life.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
She's a 10 (there is no but, I just love my girlfriend)
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@trusia2002 Roxas 100%. My little baby boy went through so much and I love his relationships with Axel and Xion, those two are like my tied number 4 favourite but I just love Roxas so much he deserves everything.
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Xelzer
29 days
If my girlfriend was a guy she'd be my boyfriend and I'd let her hit raw
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Xelzer
6 months
My girlfriend is so fucking beautiful I will skin anyone alive who looks at her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@sorasdream It's like if they replaced Oathkeeper and Oblivion for Roxas with like Jungle King and Wishing Star like it's just such a downgrade.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
@lilkatnya @amyluvsyuu I deleted it because it could be triggering and then you just repost the screenshot without any censoring, if you cared about it being triggering you would have just left it once it was deleted. Keep pretending you have morals I'm sure people will believe you.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
I would like to formally apologise for ever doubting G2
@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
Poppy banned game 1 and Vedius casting I think it's over already rip G2
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
i need her......
@cinnawaifu
🕸️ Lulu ˖°🪦 ࣪𖤐
6 months
do you ever just meet someone and want to skin them alive but in like a cute and quirky way?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
Every time that I'm not the first person to like one of my girlfriend's tweets I put £1 aside for each like before mine. Once I have enough money for a gun I will buy it for her so she can put me down like I deserve for being slow.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
I love my girlfriend she's so gorgeous and cool and high elo
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Xelzer
4 months
My gf said she hates me time to kms (she said she won't mail me a bottle of her squirt).
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
Doing a gf giveaway at 1 like since she hates me and wants me dead.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
My girlfriend absolutely destroying me with her (metaphorical) giant cock would fix me.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
16 days
I finally have a chair, I've been sitting on a broken garden chair using pillows as a backrest and cushion with a basket underneath to keep the seat from falling for like 2 months. and now I have a chair. life is good
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
You don't even have to pay she's free at this point just take her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
I'm putting this catgirl up for adoption.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
2 months
Yes babe the E-sex was pog can you help me climb out of iron now?
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
4 months
Absolutely gorgeous with her soul, face and body sculpted to perfection in a way that the gods themselves wish that they could replicate gf x just a guy bf.
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Xelzer
5 months
I kept calling my girlfriend kitten ironically and now I can't stop I think I need to kill myself.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
5 months
I love my girlfriend so much I wish I was more comfortable posting on twitter so I could reply to every single post she makes and talk more about how much I love her she is just my everything and deserves the world god I love her.
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
6 months
good morny hiiii twitter!!!! i have taken over!! :333
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
3 months
This except I'm licking them.
@k2ken0
ka 🌟
3 months
ur in her dms im washing her period stains out of my sheets
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@Xelzer_
Xelzer
1 year
@sorasdream I always thought Xaldin since I first saw him as a kid was the coolest because of his power and weapons, like bro just oozes style.
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@Xelzer_
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4 months
My girlfriend is so cute and pretty and adorable if anyone else looks at her I will kill them :D
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