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MP's should only have one job
Representing the people
No second home
Instead when in London, they should all reside at a govt approved hotel, apartment etc
Any expenses should be related to the business and not personal life
No lobbying
...transparency in everything
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We live in a very strange world where it's acceptable for a posh twonk in a suit to earn endless amounts of money
...but it's frowned upon for someone in overalls to expect a decent wage
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My eldest daughter is a midwife working her first Christmas day. Started at 7 and didn't get a break until half three due to an emergency
Went to the canteen for her Christmas dinner and it was closed she's working until 8 tonight
...that's what public servants do
#NHSheroes
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This is Michael Dowden
Michael is a fire fighter
He’s one of the thousands of public servants who risk their lives to keep us safe
He’s a hero
Theresa May should be explaining to the Grenfell Inquiry what went wrong
...not him
#IStandWithMichael
#IStandWithTrumpton
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If you can’t smell 1930’s Germany in the air
...your nose is blocked
#Farage
#Brexit
#Trump
#Boris
#RiversOfBlood
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Dear daughters of mine
If ever a bloke tells you what to wear, just tell him to fuck off
...the end
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If you stood in Trafalgar Square and clapped or cheered when that right wing fucker was shouting about hanging doctors and nurses
...then you're a fucking fascist and an utter utter c**t
#gotyourbackNHS
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Never in the history of the world has anybody looked forward to a Tuesday morning
...until now
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As a grown man and a father I want to know:
What is an adult male doing in somebody else’s house with a seventeen year old child from another country with no sign of her parents
...go on convince me it’s innocent
*prepare to be blocked
#PrinceAndrew
#jeffreyepstien
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“The country has a perfectly adequate supply of Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) at the moment”
...both my wife and I can tell you that’s absolute bollocks
#CoronaCrisis
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Oh I dunno John perhaps it’s because it took about 5 minutes to build a Nightingale propaganda stunt and it takes about 7 years to train the doctors actually needed to make it work ffs
...alternatively you could divert some staff from those 40 new hospitals you’re not building
Why doesn’t the NHS use the Nightingale hospitals for CV 19 and keep more of the other hospitals virus free for all the other treatments people need?
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This is my gorgeous wife
@jenfaz78
she’s a nurse. Can I get her 25 more followers?
...thanks folks
#ProtectTheNHS
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A man gets elected to run the fifth richest country in the world
...and delivers food shortages and rationing
#JohnsonOut
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***Breaking News***
In an effort to reduce his carbon footprint Prince Andrew intends to holiday in the UK for the foreseeable future
I had no idea he was such an environmentalist
...neither did the FBI
#PrinceAndrew
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Is Boris Johnson the laziest Prime Minister in British history?
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@BladeoftheS
When you are dead, you do not know that you're dead. It is only painful for others.
...the same applies when you are stupid
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Mick Lynch will be demonised by the media because he's uniting ordinary people and shining a light on unfairness
Michelle Mone will be ignored because if the rock shes hiding under is lifted
...then so will all the others
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Iceland is a country that jailed its bankers and doesn't pay exorbitant wages to its footballers
Just think about that for a moment
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This is Matt
Matt doesn’t understand the principle of a 4 day working week
It means that people will work less hours per week
It doesn’t mean that people will only be in work Monday to Thursday
...Matt has never worked shifts
A 4-day NHS would be a disaster for patients as well as staff.
We will support our NHS with more funding & more staff, not cripple it with a 4-day week.
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Prince Andrew says a royal yacht Britannia can be a 'tool in the bag' to help British businesses'
...there’s only one tool here mate
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Here’s a picture of nasty racist, terrorist sympathising Jeremy Corbyn wrapping presents at a food bank at Christmas
...I’m still scratching my head as to how this decent man became public enemy number one
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How can you expect a government to care about poverty when it's leader thinks that £30000 isn't enough money to furnish a flat
...they have no idea whatsoever about the real struggles that ordinary people face every day
#BBCQT
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Here we go
Inquiry puts fire fighter Michael Dowden through the mill as if it’s all his fault
BBC puts boot in as well
Where are those that profit from shit cladding?
Where are those that allow shit cladding on our buildings?
#BBCNews
#IStandWithTrumpton
#Grenfell
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How it started How it’s going
...17 years and four beautiful children later
#HowItStarted
#HowItsGoing
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Jeffrey Epstein: Jail CCTV erased by 'technical errors'
When there is CCTV and something serious has happened
Before you anything else, such as download or burn a copy
YOU WATCH IT
...somebody has viewed the original footage, without a doubt
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Racism is never going to be seriously tackled in the UK as long as Boris Johnson is Prime Minister
...it's as simple as that
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The NHS has given Boris Johnson more care inside one week
...than the Tories have given the NHS in a decade
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has told friends he owes his life to the doctors and nurses who looked after him and the care he received was "exemplary"
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Thatcher: Buy your own council house
People bought social housing cheap
Sold to private landlords
Landlords put tenants on benefits in them
Tax payer pays mortgage for private landlord on house which they paid for in first place
...and repeat
#Housing
#HousingCrisis
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There isn't a single job that is so lowly, that at the end of the week, the worker should not have enough wages to pay for a roof overhead, put food on the table and have something left over
...a living wage is an absolute right
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Dear Scotland if you're going can you move your border to just south of Manchester?
...We're coming with you
#bbcqt
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‘David Cameron book: ‘I’m sorry. I failed’
Former PM reveals regrets over referendum outcome’
These are not genuine regrets
They are crocodile tears in order to sell a book
Just think about that
...there is no shame when it comes to profit
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To me socialism is looking after the many whilst also putting one arm around the vulnerable
...and the other arm around the arseholes
Now they might be lazy arseholes who need a kick
or wealthy arseholes who need a trim
But nevertheless nobody gets left behind
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Make no mistake this is replacing the swastika
...shout it down
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My wife is a nurse. She attended a meeting at the hospital. She paid for parking. She received a ticket because she’d inadvertently parked in a permit holders bay
A private company wants £100 off a nurse for doing her job
...that’s on your watch
Hospital car parking fees have for too long charged the most vulnerable in society.
That’s why we’re axing parking fees for 2 million people
#ConservativeManifesto
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The best thing blokes could do right now
...is just listen
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I bet every morning whilst Boris Johnson's butler is dressing him, he thinks,
'I wonder what kind of shit this fucking buffoon is going to get up to today'?
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Before the EU makes you declare your off shore wonga in January 2020
...or am I being too cynical?
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others
...it's the same when you are stupid
- Ricky Gervais
#Riots
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How about every family being 15 minutes from a doctor when they need one
...clowns
.
@Conservatives
will ensure every family in England will be, on average, 15 minutes from a great football pitch
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If you’re not careful the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed
...and loving the people who are doing the oppressing
- Malcolm X
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Hey Nigel here’s your Blitz Spirit that you and your pals have been banging on about for the last few years
This lot wouldn’t give you the steam off their piss
...let alone fight off enemy invaders
*falls over laughing 😂
@Nigel_Farage
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To think that the world is looking at what is supposed to pass for the leader of the 5th richest country in the world
Yet looks like he couldn’t run a Poundland Shop
And you choose to comment on the quiet bloke walking in a straight line
...you’ve damaged this nation
Body language btw the two is absolutely extraordinary- Corbyn looks seething
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Dear
@RishiSunak
it cost £110 to fill up my car today and given that I've not had a proper pay rise off your government for 12 years
...please can you advise me how to go about obtaining Non Dom status so that I can pay less tax?
#Ready4Rishi
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So let me get this straight a young woman dies and before the truth is out you defend the media using a media quote (the Daily FUCKING Mail) which shifts the blame onto a public servant
Who will now no doubt face an equally unfair media attack
...you have no fucking shame
To all those rushing to blame the media for Caroline Flack's death, I suggest they read this. The CPS have big questions to answer.
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If a Prime Minister is above the law
...then he is a dictator
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Hunt says royal yacht or plane could promote Britain
This is the actual mindset of this delusional govt
Millions are struggling
People are sleeping rough
Children are hungry
Terminally ill are being told to work
...get them out
#GTTO
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I have no issue with MPs being paid well
However they shouldn't be allowed to
Have second jobs
Employ family
Make money out of conflicting interests
...or get a pay rise when no other fucker is getting one ffs
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Socialism is a good thing
Stand up
Look after each other
...don’t let people make you feel bad about wanting to be kind
#Solidarity
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When you wake the monster it will need feeding
And after you’ve fed it with all the Muslims, it will start eating Jews and anybody else that the mob points the finger of blame at
Hate doesn’t discriminate and eventually it will eat us all
...it’s already eaten you
👇
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The amount of people sleeping rough in the 6th richest country in the world is a fucking disgrace
...never mind control of our borders what about control of our poverty
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To my 4 year old daughter
Right can you draw a picture of daddy
Yes
...looks pretty close to me chick
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As the reality of a Corbyn led govt edges closer
Those with money to protect
Such as certain MP’s, fat cat employees and the wealthy elite
Will do everything in their power to undermine Corbyn
Not because he’s bad
...but because they’re greedy
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MPs should not
Have second jobs (or third...)
Have undisclosed financial interests
Have conflicting associations
Be allowed to profit on the quiet
They should
Be paid well
Put people before party
Understand ordinary life
...and be fucking honest
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Remember when the Tories told you that this was unacceptable during Lockdown
...every fine needs to be reimbursed
#JohnsonOut
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Now if Jeremy Corbyn stood down as an MP forcing a by-election
And Laura Pidcock was able to stand
...that would really piss a few wannabe leader centrist MP’s off
@UKLabour
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I don’t think the world realises the peril it’s in
This man won’t go quietly
He will try to change the law to increase his term of office
...make no mistake he places himself and his survival above all else
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I had to check it was really the Daily Mirror
The world is in the grip of the worst crisis since the last world war
...and you think this is news ffs
John Lewis delivery men caught 'urinating against van' by horrified woman
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This is Matt
Matt doesn’t know what shift work is
Shift work isn’t just Monday to Friday
Shift workers work whilst your out for dinner with your family at the weekend Matt
Or in bed asleep at night
A 32 hour week isn’t a 4 day week
...Matt hasn’t got a clue
Last night Labour’s plans for a 4-day week were once again exposed to total confusion.
A 4-day week would cripple the NHS -
#VoteConservative
to stop it.
#CostofCorbyn
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I’m pretty confident that just over three years ago this would have made the news and there would have been a public outcry
...now it’s just another ‘normalised tweet’
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"Liz Truss ‘absolutely’ supports individual Brits going to fight in Ukraine"
...Shamima Begums lawyer falls off chair
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Don't die to protect the rich
...that's the best piece of advice I can give to the youngsters
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This is the enigma that always leaves me fooking raging
Why do a minority of dog walkers go to the trouble of scooping up after their dog, but then dump the freshly wrapped ‘mocking bird’ nearby
You are dirty scruffy lazy bastards
...and I hope you get piles
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My gorgeous wife Mrs
@jenfaz78
has successfully battled to have one of her staff moved up a grade on the pay scale
She recognised that they were working above & beyond
It was a long battle but you achieved the right & proper result
very proud of you
...up the workers
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Dad do they have lots of alligators in America?
...I fucking hope so son
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Okay this is for the holier than thou brigade preaching about how to feed a family of 10 with a pot noodle
A child doesn’t ask to be born into poverty
And when it is, it doesn’t belong there
That child deserves exactly the same opportunity in life as any other
...so shove it
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Rich you’re clearly having a shitty time mate so as a parent I’d like to share some sound advice
Just fucking grow up and stop trampling on other people’s freedom and pretending you’re the most important fucker in the room you fucking caveman
...I hope that helps?
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If the rules allow a single man, to possess more money than he can spend in one hundred lifetimes, whilst children go hungry
...then the rules are fucking wrong
#NoBillionaires
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Knock at door
Young man delivering parcel
I need to see some ID with a date of birth on to prove you are over 18
Mate I’m not going searching for ID
I need to be able to prove it
Mate look at me, I’m 53 use some common sense
* death stare
...
...er here is your parcel
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If a man has a business that earns him so much money, he can buy a billion pound yacht or fly a rocket into space
Then he's paying shit wages, charging too much for his product and not paying enough tax
...there's plenty to go around when the system is fair
#SocialistSunday
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Food is a right
Shelter is a right
Education is a right
Healthcare is a right
Employment is a right
...profit before people is wrong
#TaxTheRich
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Hey James my wife is a nurse. Guess how hard her job is because of staff shortages
a) a bit hard
b) harder than about 10 years ago
c) fucking overwhelming
...I’ll give you a clue it’s not A or B
#SaveOurNHS
I can only assume that Ben and Susannah are pretending not to understand basic maths.
Currently there are 280,000 nurses. By end the the next parliament there will be 330,000 nurses.
330,000 is more than 280,00
50,000 more.
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We saw it coming at the start of the enquiry
...they were hero’s then and they are hero’s now
#Shameful
#GrenfellTower
This is Michael Dowden
Michael is a fire fighter
He’s one of the thousands of public servants who risk their lives to keep us safe
He’s a hero
Theresa May should be explaining to the Grenfell Inquiry what went wrong
...not him
#IStandWithMichael
#IStandWithTrumpton
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Despite attempts to prove otherwise this is NOT the Prime Minister
Please can all complaints about standards of living, national debt and Brexit be forwarded to the Tory Party
...there’s a good Troll
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There must be something rotten in the very core of a social system which increases its wealth without diminishing its misery.
Karl Marx
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Boris Johnson in summary:
I haven’t been a full time MP
All the bad Tory austerity stuff was nowt to do with me
Labour are the cause of all problems
I’ve only been PM for 5 minutes
I’m going to give you the world
...HONEST!
*serious face
#Marr
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During the last two years my unsung heroes are the supermarket checkout staff
They've kept everything seeming as normal as could be, whilst sitting directly in the firing line
...and are not paid as much as they should be
#NewYearsHonours
#NewYear2022
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This is my gorgeous wife
@jenfaz78
she’s a mental health nurse and a good socialist
...give her a follow
*I know, I know, I’m punching
#SocialistSunday
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The NHS is one of the greatest examples of socialism in the world
I’m guessing you and your family have benefited from that socialism on more than one occasion
...you’re welcome
Socialism sucks. It has not, does not and will not work. Anywhere. Freedom and low taxes are the future
#FridayMotivation
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During the Second World War the BBC’s World Service was held in such high regard
Seen as a vital voice, uniting nations in the fight against fascism and its propaganda machine
How times have changed
...this time it’s you who are stoking the flames
#BBCQT
Here is this week’s
#bbcqt
panel. With us in Northampton we have
@AmberRuddHR
,
@jreynoldsMP
,
@Anna_Soubry
,
@Nigel_Farage
and
@John_Mills_JML
. Join us at 10.35pm tomorrow on
@BBCOne
and
@bbc5live
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My five year old daughter has just drawn me and my wife
...I think she's got it spot on 🤣
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When you've had 14 years to fix a problem
...and only now it offends you
This is now in Mayfair, just walked passed. what is going on
@MayorofLondon
this can’t be right. 💔
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I’ve come to the conclusion that the world should be beyond borders by now
Society should be about behaviour and contribution
...not colour and race
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What Britain needs right now is decisive leaders like these two
1. I’m taking the piss
2. If anyone agrees I’ll block you
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Just witnessed my four year old son score his first ever goal in a match
...I’m over the moon
#ProudDad
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