RT @rumbleclubgame: We are so pumped to debut Rumble Club and our publishing partnership with @MadMushroomGG at the @FutureGamesShow! Join…

If anyone has a problem with tampons in the men’s restroom, just tell em they are for gunshot wounds.

Friday nights are not for the weary.

Insomnia is so good for catching up on all the things I didn’t need to care about in the first place.

@Hyatt such a wonderful experience nearly being shot, at your Hyatt Ziva resort this afternoon. My fiancé and I are lucky to be alive less than 20 feet from semi-automatic rifled cartel shooters. 0/10 do not recommend.