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Consider what would happen if we applied the same amount of hate to morally questionable romance to violence.
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Takes a drag of copium.
What if Kaeya is not his name, but it's really just spelled wrong.
K and Y don't exist in Latin. Ks are a hard C, and Ys are an i usually.
So... Caia.
Which means "to rejoice" in Latin.
The first healthy born Khaenri'an since the Cataclysm.
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@ragnvinrd
There's two things that Kae prlly realized:
- Collei is just like him. A kid with a fate they don't want, tasked with things they hate.
- He was about to harm that kid. Instead of helping- he was hurting.
Man is shook. (They need to meet again so he can get some forgiveness.)
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#Luckae
NFSW
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Diluc heard a sound.
It wasn't much, just a little whimper as he stopped by the knights HQ to drop off something regarding a financial affair with Jean.
Since he was here, why not indulge that deep seated nostalgia on a wayward solo tour?
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//Mild Spoilers for Hangout//
It's not really a mistranslation, it's knowing how to read context because this applies in English as well.
Ask yourself: who calls their father and brother "mister"?
Oh right- foster children and wardships.
Not adopted kids of 5+ years.
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@milkytrickster
In one quest, she turns into a cinnamon roll and you almost feel bad.
The next and majority, you want to punt her down a flight of stairs.
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#Luckae
Noncon, merkae thoughts
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Kaeya getting tangled in a net and Diluc, a sailor far from home deciding to teach this sassy merman a lesson before letting it go.
Damn thing had been stealing all his catches and now he's hot the upper hand finally.
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@noranbside
i think it's funnier how this didn't used to be the case until you stumbled into Haikaveh and went literally balls deep
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
KAEYA IS A MOTHER
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Pitch:
Alpha Diluc and Beta Kaeya sleep together before he leaves, the fight was bad but nothing compared to K finding out he's somehow /pregnant/. He tries to contact them but never gets a response, assuming luc doesn't care / moved on. (1/2)
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In honor of being unblocked so someone can stalk my account? Also for my friends, follower, and own amusement.
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#luckae
incest omegaverse + unhealthy dynamics and maybe a little dubcon
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The first time, it was an accident.
Or at least that's what he told himself.
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New game, what game do you think I would belong to?
Feel free to repost/qrt
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We did it folks, my 5 block macro did it's job and we are back to regular numbers.
For the record, that was 800 accounts I removed.
Thanks for sticking with me! I am prepared if this happens again.
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@whirldraws_
I love your team convo comics, they're so much fun. The way you draw Haitham is A+
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#CrownFinch
#luckae
Merussy Ovi, Mpreg(?)
Diluc tries to discourage the damn fish after the first time but it keeps stealing into his nets. Try as he might, it's forcing him to do what it wants so he can make a living.
He doesn't get it. Surely it hated that.
#Luckae
Noncon, merkae thoughts
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Kaeya getting tangled in a net and Diluc, a sailor far from home deciding to teach this sassy merman a lesson before letting it go.
Damn thing had been stealing all his catches and now he's hot the upper hand finally.
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#luckae
CW: Actual Incest, FemKae
"We- we can't- we're..."
"Siblings?" Diluc asked, yet finished the sentence. He nuzzled her jaw, peppering it with kisses as he crawled over the trembling frame.
"You're my big brother..." Kaeya whimpered, leaning back.
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Maybe the real journey was the friends we made along the way.
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Sees a VA calling Kaeya and Diluc brothers.
//Unfollowed and blocked
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I like to think that Diluc uses endearments from all over the world, but he has a lot of them from Snezhnaya he heard while he was nursed back to health after his injuries and between the people he worked with. He was with that group for a while and it was multicultural.
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🔥: how is this even possible
❄️: Well when two people love each other very much-
🔥: you know DAMN well what I mean
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#CrownFinch
#Luckae
thoughts about Diluc being more "feminine" and worried Kaeya would think differently of him.
He's always been curious about being... Pretty. Ladies seem to enjoy such things and he's been told he could be beautiful with minor effort.
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@pokingdough
If you squeeze him hard enough he may give you some. Harder and he may become the texture.
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(2/2) Imagine Lucs confusion when he comes back to this kid. You're not an omega- how? who is your mate- Why didn't you tell me? is informed Kaeya DID and he just never got the letters.
Misunderstandings on both sides; healing, and comedy.
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#kaeluckae
angst
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Imagine Diluc is given the opportunity to undo his father's death and the timeline he's in. Maybe it's just a dream or some sort of domain fuckery, but he's given the chance.
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If you're wondering where or when the knights were called Diluc's brothers- it's because the EN changed it to singular.
I've been sitting on this for a while- time to release it to twitter:
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#zhongchi
Modern Childe introduces Zhongli to minecraft.
They become the profitable owner of a minecraft builders community in the "Funny cube game" and spends hours playing with his squares and cubes.
Childe isn't sure if he regrets this...
but at least he's having fun.
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#tKetLiveFic
#Luckae
NFSW Planned
Tags: fake relationship, there was only one bed, Vampire Kaeya, Human Diluc, sexual mishaps, comedy
Will be posted to Ao3 at the end.
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"Diluc, you gotta help me-"
"Excuse me-?"
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It is a derivative form of "Gaia."
Which is how the Japanese translated Kaeya.
Image of me taking another drag of copium.
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#CrownFinch
#Luckae
"I love you."
Kaeya blinked, not sure if he heard the words right as he turned his head, lilac eyes falling on a strange sight that made his blood run cold.
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Zhongli be the type of parent to teach his child that fighting is not the best way to resolve conflict, you should try other methods.... but if you must do it- beat the ever living shit out of them. Make them regret breathing in your presence.
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@ragnvinrd
so many characters want to meet diluc and he's still over sulking like he has no friends
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#luckae
#ディルガイ
#luckaekinktober2022
♡♡ || DAY SEVEN : BELLY BULGE
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"It's... bigger than I remember."
Diluc huffed a bit, following the eyes down to his exposed cock. "Is it?"
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I've probably said this before but it's funny how I literally did not like or care anything for lncest ships before antis started forcing me to.
Now I'm like alright. Fuck it.
Let's make em brothers as a little treat.
Malicious Compliance is a thing and I live for it.
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This is all I'm going to talk about for like a week.
I am not sorry.
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#Kaeluckae
Imagine that Crepus knew.
We all like to joke around that he knew that his son and his charge were banging but what if he knew more than that.
Man was hanging out with witches.
Do you really think that he never asked for his fortune?
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#kaeluckae
Imagine if hangouts are canon in the sense that they can repeat, due to the traveler or some sort of leyline bullshit.
And Kaeya goes missing.
Diluc searches and searches for weeks to months but can't find him. He tries and tries.
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Antis stop being in denial challenge
It's fine if you don't ship Kaeya/Diluc.
Them being 'brothers' is literally a romance trope just like roommates. They're written for it.
You don't need a reason to dislike a ship/trope. Denying it is one or vilifying it just looks foolish.
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Diluc shrugged and patted it from outside his coat. He mouthed a response back from beyond the door, "High score, Kaeya."
The knight looked incensed, flustered and stupefied.
He'd discuss this matter later over a bottle of wine.
//END
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I like Childe and Kaeya as friends in the way that Childe just looks at Kaeya, knowing him from the Fatui reports about the Darknight hero and just blurts out 'You're telling me a ginger bred this man?"
And everyone is confused because he is also a ginger.
They got drinks.
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Imagine walking into Kaeya's housing and Diluc's vision was just... there. Hanging on the wall like a picture.
"Is that-?"
"Finders keepers."
It's dull, but still has the pyro logo. So every day when he comes home, he knows Diluc is alive. He jokes... but its reassuring.
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Correct. Because 'pro/comshipping' doesn't really exist in the East.
The word or signal was never needed because it's socially correct to ignore what you don't like. Anyone who can't tell fiction from reality is sick.
They consider 'proship' mentality just being normal.
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@yeobosannsfw
Dude I love the rings!! I keep forgetting he can do stuff like that and it's so soft despite the graphic smut. Love to see it.
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// minor spoiler for 3.5 IMPORTANT FOR MISSABLE SCENES:
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After Dain gets his drink, GO INTO PORT ORMOS INNER and find the Spice Merchant. This will trigger another Kaeya scene. if you do not do this THEN, it locks out and you will miss it completely :')
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#Zhongchi
- No.5: Jealous
Zhongli's smile wasn't something novel.
The brunette smiled frequently, readily- as a parent would in fondness for most.
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That vision is just as much Mond as it Khaen. It's like the two merged, which fits our pretty baby boy.
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He was able to fish then, but the victory was short lived.
The next time he went out to sea- he caught nothing but a merman who looked a bit too pleased with itself for stealing into his nets.
Then be began to wonder...
Perhaps it was never after his fish after all.
//END
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#luckae
In many ways, it looked like Mondstadt.
Lush, rolling hills dotted with flowers and rocked by the breeze. Canopies of green and dotted cliffs in an almost aesthetic mastery. Bridges and homes carved from the sides of mountains.
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#CrownFinch
#Luckae
I like to think that Kaeya absolutely refuses to admit he wants a family. He wants it. It's obvious in the forlorn, longing way he looks at Diona and Klee with their parents. As Bennett helps all his dads. As fussed way Jean says /mother/ when she visits.
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"Kaeya, why? explain..."
"It doesn't matter. The words of a dead man don't carry a lot of weight, and I've been dead inside for a very, very long time."
"Then that should make them easier to say, if they're weightless."
"You're right... You're right." He took a deep breath.
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#luckae
#ディルガイ
#luckaekinktober2022
♡♡ || DAY NINE : FREEDAY
Choice: Cuckolding, Selfcest(?), Double Penetration, Age Gap x2
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Domains were strange things, Kaeya noted.
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#Crownfinch
Imagine a time where Diluc really is just too tired.
He can't keep his eyes open, or they start to sting when he blinks.
It's the middle of the day, but no one can know about his late night activities, jumping roof to roof.
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I wonder how Kaeya first reacted to actually seeing the vase.
We know he wasn't sure Diluc kept it as of Venti's story, but by the time we see him go into the winery, he doesn't mention it at all.
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Funny thought:
want if Diluc is scowling all the time because he can't fucking see.
Man needs glasses and is just trying to make out the blurry shapes so everyone thinks he's pissed. He's just trying to read the specials today Sara, stop being dramatic.
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#Kaeluckae
Diluc was limping.
Kaeya noticed this immediately. It was subtle, barely visible to the untrained eye... But present.
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#luckae
#ディルガイ
#luckaekinktober2022
♡♡ || DAY ONE : OVERSTIMULATION
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"Just a little bit more baby," a breathy sigh, blue hair falling back in a silken waterfall over their shoulders. "Just a little more-"
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LRT by Eriimyon: Literally all of us but especially Kaeya
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@kayamasbeloved
Normally I would DNI here but... Where is this coming from? Did you have a bad thought and worry you're a bad person? That's not how it works, kiddo. It's /normal./
Fiction does not take away your autonomy. It can give you an idea, but not make you do anything.
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@pawnyao
@yanyanpocky1
I've seen this too and it's a fitting HC but I will raise you this: we know the dreams made inside the bottle can't leave. Kaeya and Klee were both told they could take the costumes with them outside it. So however they were made is real and lasting. /Copium with reverse lore
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I thought you guys should know I've done this bullshit and forgot about it until someone started laughing in VC over it.
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Diluc reaching out and touching the red bead in Kaeya's hair.
"The color suits you."
Kaeya short circuiting.
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No one ever heard from Diluc Ragnvindr again, but legends often told tales of beautiful red haired mers that pestered sailors for decades. Some said they had red tails- some said blue...
But they all had stars in their eyes.
//END
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#ratiorine
The first time they fuck, it was impulsive and the result of an argument.
The second time, they blamed it on a drink.
The third, a quiet night over a shot of whiskey. Lazy kisses in twilight hours. Hands traveling and exploring, learning what works and what doesn't.
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@pavocryo
They /predate/ the game, technically. The line Kaeya says they are sworn brothers (ch 2: Flameborn) was released December 29th, 2019 on EN Webtoon. Genshin, at 1.0 beta, was June 2019 and fully released Sept 2020.
Snaps fingers at the ants.
They are THE foundation.
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It's too human, he realizes, looking no different than a wench from a tavern that splayed beneath him for his favor. The very thought made his cock throb, an he firmly decides it's been too long since he's warmed it.
An adequate payment, perhaps.
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since ants wanna do the meme, I made a special one just for them.
Feel free to use it as you see fit.
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"as an adopted child I find it-"
Boy howdy. It would be a shocker if I was also an adopted child and recognize this is not the same by Western standards.
I also recognize it's fiction and a classic trope worldwide.
Shocking, really.
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“Kill them with kindness” Wrong. Kill them with Homosexual men with shitty communication skills.❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥
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#Crownfinch
#Luckae
Kaeya confused as Diluc suddenly stops mid-fuck, takes a breath, shifts his hips a bit... Widens his stance... And then picking back up with twice as much force, rocking his entire body into every thrust and pinning him down with husky moans and praise.
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Kaeya walking along the shoreline of Mond with flowers blooming behind him as his breath fogs on the morning air.
He doesn't notice it at first, so when he turns to head back, the entire world seems to sparkle and leads him home in a trail of wonder.
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He'd passed by the barracks without much thought, curling through the halls to the training grounds and familiar haunts when he used to sneak off for a bit of a break.
And it was in one of these quiet corners he heard someone make a muffled sound.
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Kaeya Alberich deserves the fucking of a lifetime, leaving him stunned and stupid- orgasm robbing him of any thoughts in that pretty head and leaving him dazed, peaceful, and completely fucked out.
Diluc deserves to see that and be the cause.
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#CrownFinch
#Luckae
Omegaverse
Diluc and Kaeya having dated somewhat intermittently over the past couple years- after they talked upon Diluc's return, they even spent a couple seasons together. So far, while not official, it's clear they're monogamous.
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This fucking fish has been keeping him from a warm bed and meal for weeks. He's been trying to bring in a decent haul, but it keeps getting stolen or set loose from his nets.
Now he does have a haul: the culprit.
Pulling the net in he takes a look at the merman.
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just a weird random thought- but what if Diluc didn't actually cause the scar?
What if Kaeya, brand new to his own power in the fight, hurt himself on a snap back from the ice/swords?
Diluc would be so scared- he did just lose his father from the same thing in a way.
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Turning, he pressed himself against a wall to try and discern what it was. A young recruit? An injured knight?
The shuffle of fabric didn't seem to be in a form indicating injury. The clink of a belt- familiar chimes and jingles of trinkets and clasps.
A stuttered breath.
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The damn thing is pretty, Diluc will give it that. Maybe he's just been at sea too long he thinks, looking at the slender tail and the planes of skin where it meets a soft belly.
Lilac eyes with stars glare and beg, and the puckered lip just makes him feel triumphant.
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Diluc frowned. "Inspecting what? The wall?"
"Inspecting deeze nuts." Kaeya looked elated.
He groaned and his face in his hands, unsure if he should feel annoyed or amused. "Gods above..."
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@ragnvinrd
You forgot to mention he picked out the ugliest, tackiest vase for him because ofc he did and Diluc now proudly displays it in his living room like something precious.
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When no answer came, only then did Diluc make the decision to look. Maybe he has misjudged it.
And he had.
This was no young recruit.
A hand slid into tight, restrictive pants and fisted around a throbbing cock was a man he'd recognize anywhere.
"K-Kaeya?"
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