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Sam. 29. They/them. Disgruntled pelican. Gay mess.

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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 months
I am starting a 🧵 of campaigns I've been asked to share. Feel free to reply with yours or dm me if you would like me to add it. Please donate if you have the means and rt if you don't - you could be saving lives by doing so!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Abdullah ( @Abdullah_Om3r03 ) desperately needs your help getting him and his family out of Gaza and to safety. Please do whatever you can to make that happen, whether it's donating and/or sharing!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Ableds think they know our bodies better than us. I once went to the ER in 9/10 pain and was sent home without tests. Went back later and they found my appendix was bursting, as was a cyst the size of a softball on my ovary. Finally got diagnosed with PCOS 🙃 #KnivesOutSpoonies
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I'm obsessed with this feature omg
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Another example of ableds thinking they know my body better: I broke my leg in 2008 and the ER doctor told me it couldn't be broken because I wasn't in pain. I'm a quadriplegic. I had to argue w her just to get x-rays. My leg was very much broken. #KnivesOutSpoonies
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
YALL I GOT THE JOB!!! I'M A THERAPIST!!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I think I have a squishmallow problem...
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
6 months
One time I was in the hospital with an infection and the nurse did a mental health screening. I was honest and said I have been suicidal in the past. She just looked at me and said she would want to kill herself too if she were me
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Ola Ojewumi
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What is the most ableist thing a doctor or nurse has ever said to you? #DisabilityTwitter
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I finally finished my first cross stitch project! It's small, but I'm proud of myself for figuring out how to do it despite my limited hand use. I'm glad I stuck to something new for once!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Literally what is a met gala and why are we having one in the middle of a panini
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I have 9 assignments due by next Sunday night. Work will hopefully be getting busy this week so I'm going to try to power through all of it this weekend. We'll see what happens 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I may have gone a little overboard with squishmallows today...
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Judy wouldn't get out of the way when I was trying to terraform, so...you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
✨PSA✨ Hi, I'm nervous about this but I'm going to use only they/them pronouns for a while to see how it feels! I'd greatly appreciate it if you could try making the adjustment. Thanks 🥰
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Anyone have podcast recommendations? I've started listening to them to make work go by faster and they help me focus. I'm open to literally any type/genre 😊
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I *hate* ads on social media but this Facebook ad caught my attention and brought tears to my eyes. I've never seen an ad with a visibly disabled person advertising products for people of all abilities. Representation matters, even if it's in annoying ads!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
So, I may have officially jumped on the squishmallow bandwagon today...
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
8 months
Taken from this waste of space's website. I guess "sanctity of life" only applies to white kids.
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‘We should kill them all’ - US Congressman’s shocking comment on Gaza children US Congressman Andy Ogles’s statement, ‘We should kill them all,’ in reaction to photos of children’s casualties in Gaza, has sparked widespread outrage.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
A patient's right to privacy doesn't stop after they are no longer under your care. HIPAA even protects patients after they die. This is absolutely a violation.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
My squishmallow collection is finally on display in my bedroom and office nook. I love how it turned out!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Not being abused isn't the same thing as being happy. It's okay to leave a relationship just because you're not happy. Abuse isn't the only reason to leave.
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OLONI BABY 🍒
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What did your last relationship teach you fr?
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
My wheelchair cost nearly $100,000 (I'm v fortunate that I had insurance that allowed customizations) and it still falls apart all the time. There would be an immediate uproar if bikes were like this lol
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When will wheelchair technology catch up to bike technology? Why does my electric wheelchair weigh 500lbs and cost $30,000+? When will there be a wheelchair equivalent to the e-bike?
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I'm constantly reminding my clients that they are having natural responses to unnatural circumstances for this exact reason. I can teach all the coping skills I know but that doesn't change the fact that the world is one giant dumpster fire with ongoing traumas.
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lay - CHECK PINNED🌺
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i don't want to this to be a triggering post for anyone, but we cannot therapy, medicate, self-care ourselves out of fascism, colonialism, imperialism, white supremacy, etc. i can't physically and mentally handle the state of the world. i'm going to keep going but will complain.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I have yet another job interview today. I need all the positive vibes I can get.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Today I'm 10 years clean from self-harm. Feeling v proud of myself :)
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
My cat Willow has claimed my Kervena squishmallow as her own
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I just saw a ton of cute squishmallows and didn't buy a single one. Someone pls be proud of me 😭
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I present to you all...GAY SUNNY SQUISHMALLOW 🏳️‍🌈
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
A thread of my villagers showing off their pride from my clothing collection:
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
New squishmallow and I'm truly obsessed
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I finally finished cross stitching my gf's birthday present!! It's definitely not perfect, but it's not too bad for being a quadriplegic with limited hand use. I'm proud of it!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Hate that I'm working when I could be romancing all the women in Stardew Valley instead 💔
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Today I got into it with someone over abortion and they were like "okay but do you even know what happens to the fetus during an abortion" and their face when I said "yes and I don't care" was PRICELESSS
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I'M DONE WITH INTERNSHIP
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Coming out of my mini hiatus for a sec to let yall know that I've been talking to this girl and tonight we're visiting each other's islands!! I'm so excited omfg
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Wooo finally getting around to unfollowing anyone with special fonts because I don't have time for ableists
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No crimes were committed (nor did I bother to clean my kitchen table) but I have very important news for you all
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I would commit crimes for him I'm so serious
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@yourfrienddana I was confused but also fully supportive
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Entering the skull cavern in Stardew Valley
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Does anyone else get overstimulated by your own hair? Sometimes just feeling it on my face or neck makes me want to scream and cut it all off
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
6 months
Another reminder to let me know if you have a crowdfund that needs shared! I've had lots of people message me tweets to rt, so I also want to say to feel free to remind me if I don't get back to you quickly. I won't be offended as I know I'm a forgetful person with messages 💜
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
8 months
I know I don't have tons of followers but I also don't have any money so I try to rt all the crowdfunds I see on the tl. If anyone sees one or if you have one of your own that I haven't shared pls let me know and I'd be more than happy to!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I finally started the process of getting tested for ADHD today!! My therapist did a mini assessment and I scored high af so I'm going to see my psychiatrist next week about a full evaluation. Feeling v proud of myself!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I told someone about my bipolar disorder the other day and they proceeded to tell me that they are also bipolar bc if someone pisses them off it puts them in a bad mood the rest of the day. This is why I never tell people I'm bipolar. They always have something ignorant to say.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Oh so it's a bunch of celebrities dressed up in fancy clothes as if thousands of people a day aren't dying here in the US alone, cool cool cool not at all in poor taste whatsoever /s
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Do you randomly feel like bursting into tears all the time or are you normal?
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 months
Everyone, @AlieuSenghore73 needs help raising money to buy food for his family. They are facing famine in the Gambia. Please do whatever you can to help!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Fun fact: when I first joined actwt and saw pics of graveyards people had put on their island, I almost quit playing because I thought villagers could die and I couldn't handle the thought of losing my villagers 😭
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Has anyone heard from @beanbicycle within the last few hours? I'm extremely worried for their safety and they arent replying to my messages. I'm going to be calling the police for a welfare check soon if nobody has been in contact lately.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
...I forgot how to catch bugs lmao
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
SHES GETTING READY TO COME TO MY ISLAND I'M SO NERVOUS
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Coming out of my mini hiatus for a sec to let yall know that I've been talking to this girl and tonight we're visiting each other's islands!! I'm so excited omfg
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
#MyDisabledLifeIsWorthy because I'm a fucking human being. I'm so tired of having to justify my existence.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Barold, that's just gross...
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I've put a few hundred hours into this game and I FINALLY got my first giant crop!!! I no longer think this save is cursed!!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Earlier my therapist told me I'm not a bad person, I'm just a person who is hurting and wasn't ever taught how to cope. I didn't realize how badly I needed to hear that. I'm not a bad person. I'm just hurting.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
GUYS I GOT THE INTERNSHIP I'M CRYING
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I fucking hate anxiety bc it's peppermint mocha season but I can't drink coffee anymore because it triggers my anxiety too much now. Why can't I have nice things
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
9 months
@JoannaNoBanana Trying to prove I'll be disabled forever so I could stay on my dad's insurance past 26. I literally had to have my doctor write a letter saying there's absolutely no way I will ever recover from a spinal cord injury
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I have PCOS. I'm considering searching for a doctor who will let me have a hysterectomy so I don't have to rely on birth control to manage my horrific periods since I'll most likely be losing access to birth control at some point. This is absolutely wild.
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Lauren Walsh - Lightbox 828
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I have PCOS. I develop cysts on my ovaries that can burst and cause extreme pain and make me bleed so much that I become anemic. I need birth control and hormones to keep this in check. This will effect more than just abortions.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Yalllll I got my licensure exam score and I passed!!! On my first try!!! Once my transcripts are processed I'll be a National Certified Counselor!!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Precious bbs
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
YALL I just gave my very last major presentation for grad school. All I have left are small assignments and my clinical hours. I'm so close to being done with school forever!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Me: I watch You for the plot The plot:
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
After years of getting dismissed and ignored by doctors I *finally* just got diagnosed with ADHD!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
1 year
Why did I never consider that Adele has a last name
@TheePopCore
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Female Artists of the 2020s decade percentage of songs in their catalogue written/co-written by them:
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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I hate that I have to tone myself and my identities down around most of my family. I'm a queer, leftist, atheist, and disabled non-cis person that "lives off the government". I represent everything they hate. I wish I had a family that could actually love me.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
10 months
My heart stopped for a second when I saw Bisan's name trending. This is so terrifying...
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BURN IT ALL 4 TEAM BLACK🐉 | WNCel⚔️
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Bisan has reported that tanks are outside the last operating hospital in Gaza and the area around the hospital is being carpet bombed. You can hear how close the bombs are and it’s terrifying
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
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Lego bonsai tree is complete and I'm obsessed
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
*pretends to be shocked*
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I get so annoyed when people say there are people "scamming" the government to get SSI benefits. Sweetie, anyone who has to survive on ~$800/month is who's getting scammed, not the government. I promise you that.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Transphobia and antisemitism aren't drama. They actively harm real people. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
Anyone else terrified that Trump just...won't leave the White House if he loses the election?
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
1 year
I actually stuck to something besties!!
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Olive took a break from being naughty to be cute af
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Why do people on dating apps act like they've never held an actual conversation in their entire lives? I cannot be a whore under these conditions
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
@crystaluarium @stardustkal Can we unplug America and plug it back in? We need to restart. This is horrifying.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
8 months
"Where are all the gays?" 💀
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katie (iso any indy tickets pls)
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i love middle schoolers so much lmao
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Swifties have got to stop using acronyms for songs bc I never know what the fuck anyone is talking about
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
1 year
I can't believe I'm saying this because I've always said I'm not a Reputation girlie, but my favorite song last night (besides Long Live ofc) was ...Ready For it? Like the energy in the stadium went OFF during that song. It was fucking electrifying
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
Every time I look at my bank account I start wondering if there's a market for tiny titty pics bc the math just ain't mathing
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
11 months
GUYS I JUST FINISHED READING A BOOK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SO LONG
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
1 year
I downloaded an ebook!! Now let's see if I actually read it...
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tw // suicide When doctors offices and hospitals first started screening for depression, I was honest about my history of suicidal thoughts. The nurse looked at me and went, "Yeah, I would be suicidal if I were in your position too." I've lied every single time since then.
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
@sweetinsanityx3 In a weird way reading these has made me feel less alone, but it's mind blowing that what I've done through is such a common experience among us apoonies
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
I'm so glad my cat feels comfortable enough to lick her crotch while laying on top of my squishmallows /s
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
1 year
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP ETC
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
Today's wordle ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HOW??
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 months
@mhammedziad1
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2 months
🇵🇸💔Anyway, donations r very slow I still haven't reached the short-term goal ‼️💔 I won't say much this time—you all know what I'm going through, and you all know about my efforts to get my family out :) Tbh I’m tired of everything 💔🥺🇵🇸 🫶🏻💁
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
2 years
To abuse them" and I'm just like...what? That doesn't make it okay. Someone else said to "hold space for the idea that abusers have their own stuff going on" and that's a thing I absolutely will NOT be doing. What the fuck?
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
6 months
tw // suicide When I had my breakdown last year and was on the verge of suicide, I definitely learned who to pour my time, love, and energy into. The people I loved the most were nowhere to be seen, even when they knew I was suicidal. It was definitely a learning experience.
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sad
6 months
you ever been there for everyone but when the time came for them to be there for you they disappeared
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
BESTIES today is my Friday, I get to come home from internship and nap with my kitties, I'm wearing a new sweater and it's v comfy and cute, my hair looks decent, I'm determined to make today a good day
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
4 years
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
It's getting so close 😭
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
I did a thing...
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Sam 🍉🏳️‍🌈♿️👻
3 years
The only thing I like about my birthday is the twitter balloons tbh
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