Paul (Maych) Machin
@ThePaulMachin
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Founder of @TheRedmenTV & Maych TV. Freelance TV and eSports presenter. Enquiries: [email protected]
Liverpool, England
Joined April 2014
Such a brilliant fella! So we wanted to get a Preview copy of my Dad's book to Jurgen Klopp before he left Liverpool and he did this! ❤️. If you want to back it and get your own copy, the Kickstarter page is here: 👇 #LFC #Klopp @Kickstarter
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Liverpool are going for 4 trophies, Chelsea have no money, Everton are fighting relegation and Man United's board are considering bulldozing Old Trafford. Can't lie, i've had worse seasons covering the footy. 😁.
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Wonderwall, his best song, off the most successful album he EVER created came 2nd in the charts behind fucking Robson and Jerome. Now THAT is fucking funny.
"They had the greatest season in their entire history and they came second. Too funny" . Noel Gallagher takes aim at Liverpool and sets out his 2019/20 Premier League predictions. Full:
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Have Liverpool ever sold a player who has gone on to take more points off their rivals than Harry Wilson?.
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I would love to be in a title race that doesn't need you to win every single game. Like, can we just win one with 80 points, just once? It's exhausting feeling like your season is dead and buried every time you drop points.
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Liverpool's B team there, just comfortably beating the team top of Serie A in their own backyard to finish the group stage with 6 wins out of 6. This is best squad the Reds have ever had. Honestly, it's ridiculous.
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This is the best that Liverpool have been, and the worst Man United have been in my time following footy. These are the best of times. Enjoy. Life is beautiful. ❤️.
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Federico Chiesa has now played 8.78 times more minutes for Liverpool FC than Artur Melo did. And he's megged someone, so, you know, calm down a bit.
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- Joel Matip wins tackle. - Paul Tierney gives foul and books Matip. - Matip reacts in typically mad- limbed fashion. - Kop chants, "F**K OFF TIERNEY!". 😂😂😂
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James Milner. Final game at Anfield, could be lost in the emotion, instead picks up Villa keeper Martinez off the floor and quite possibly calls him a time wasting bellend. 😂. Liverpool and Premier League Legend. ❤️
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Just look at the reactions of Trent, Curtis, Gravenberch and all the lads on the bench to Nunez after his miss/RG goal 😂. They all love him so much. The team spirit Klopp has built at #LFC is unreal
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Just bought Jurgen Klopp a bevvy. He smiled, thanked me and gave a me a slap across the face. Life is good. 😁.
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I've been going the footy for 33 years and followed Liverpool all around the world. I've been to 5 Finals in Europe. I have never seen such ineptitude in organisation, but worse was the horrendous heavy handed behaviour of the French police. Tear gas. Guns pointed at fans.
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I would go to a farewell parade solely for Jurgen Klopp, having the League Cup there too is just a bonus.
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This was the one. The moment that turned me into a sobbing mess. Klopp, Pep and all of the coaches together in front of the Kop yes, but then the chant at the end. Jesus. This will give me chills for the rest of my life ❤️
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Dear Arsenal fans. We don't want your support. Go and have a fucking holiday or something. Sincerely, Liverpool fans.
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I have no words. 30 years. Champions. Again. Finally. Thank you Jurgen.
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Much love to Micky Arteta there, for lighting a fire under the team and in fact 50,000 scousers in the stands. Hero.
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6 mega rich owners have made the maddest, most blinkered, self serving decision in the history of footy, and have left Jurgen Klopp to front it up in front on live television. Pathetic, shameless cowards @LFC. #SayNoToEuropeanSuperLeague #LFC.
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A kick in the teeth that, but, BUT I have this weird feeling, call it faith, hope or intuition, that Diaz grabbing the equaliser and getting us a point will be significant. 🤞.
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Great to see Joe Gomez getting the love he deserves last night. Another brilliant performance. #LFC
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Bayern get so much stick for being this all powerful, overbearing football beast, but my God they get the fan experience spot on. First European away I've done where we've been treated like actual humans not vicious cattle. Their fans create a great atmosphere too.
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So pleased @DanielSturridge got to give us one last dance, and what a stage to do it on! All the best Studge, top man, top player. #YNWA.
Daniel Sturridge. Started off everything with the header vs PSG. Finished the season having a boogie with the cup. Is right.
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This is it in case it didnt get shown on the telly. 😂
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Jurgen will get it right. Form is temporary, our love for Liverpool FC is permanent ❤️.
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Klopp has done it again. Built another team of absolute machines who never, ever give up. Incredible.
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Divock Origi is, and forever will be, a Liverpool legend and I will fight any man, woman or child to the death who wishes to challenge me on this. #Origi.
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Taki is what? Liverpool's 6th choice forward? 7th? Wow. There's lads in the fringe in this squad who at any other point in Premier League history would've been nailed on starters. Best squad Liverpool have had in my lifetime. Sky's the limit this season.
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I could really do with having a life that doesn't need Liverpool to win every game in order for me to be happy. #LFC.
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Special feeling on the Kop tonight after Salah's goal. Up there with the best I've felt in 31 years of going the game. Pure magic. #LFC.
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That was everything my soul has needed for two years. I LOVE THIS CITY AND THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!
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If Liverpool sell Fabinho to Saudi then the replacement needs to be a damn sight more impressive than just Lavia.
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I was the first person Jurgen Klopp spoke to after he met Daniel Craig for the first time. In football, most players/managers would shift straight into serious work mode, but not Jurgen who was just geeking out after meeting James Bond! 😂. One of my favourite JK memories ❤️
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Jurgen Klopp. The best manager in my time supporting Liverpool. A genuine, warm, inclusive, and encouraging fella too. My career has been forever changed because of him and his football teams. Interview will be out on @theredmentv Thursday morning. With a couple of other cool
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The most successful club in English football history has never been better than it's been for these past 6 years. If you don't believe in Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool you will never believe in any Liverpool.
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In years gone by I'd think £40m was an outstanding deal and a sign of their pulling power, but it's United in 2024, so the real question is, what's wrong with him?.
🚨🔴 OFFICIAL: Matthijs de Ligt joins Manchester United from Bayern on €45m plus €5m add-ons fee. He’s been waiting for Manchester United for two months, not considering any other bid.
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Quite taken aback by how many people (and how many supposed Liverpool fans too) are shocked that we booed William and the anthem yesterday. I guess it shows the power of the Mail that they've chosen to bring a common occurrence to the fore front of the public conscious. .
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Darwin Nuñez is mad as a box of frogs and I love him, hahahaha!.
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At some point in the future Dejan Lovren won't be a Liverpool player any more. I think a lot about that day. .
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That was Liverpool's most relaxing, enjoyable, exciting performance of the season. Played with the swagger and confidence of European and World champions tonight. Glorious. #LFC.
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There's part of me that wants City in the Champions League Quarters and the FA Cup semis, setting up a Liverpool v City super month where we play them 4 times for all the trophies. It's the part of me that moves on to spirits at 2am instead of going to bed. Idiot.
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In the Man City financial doping era too.
Jurgen Klopp (188) has more wins in his first 300 Premier League games than Sir Alex Ferguson (183) and Arsene Wenger (180) 👏
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Curtis Jones is a star. 20 years old. Scouse. Talent.
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My mantra tonight was I've only got 3 more chances left to watch, support and shout love at this Liverpool team. Come what may these lads have been the best ever this season. They might win a quadruple, a treble, or nothing more. Don't care. Love them. Up the Reds!!!.
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Darwin Nunez (90 +9) 🗣. (Apologies to headphone users and pet dog owners) 😂 @TheRedmenTV #LFC #NOTLIV
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Last week Prince Williams' dad literally sat on a golden chair next to his grand mother's jewel encrusted hat and told the people of this country who can't afford their gas bills that there's no help coming. Booing him and a song about his Nan does not make us the bad guys.
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Made up for Chiesa. He willed that goal into existence. Not many of our players have that type of finish in their locker either. Hopefully he can kick on from here. Great debut for Ngumoha. Also, Jayden Danns just has *something* doesn't he? . Great game of footy. #LFC.
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I have Coronavirus and feel like shite. Kids ended up in Alder Hey last night. I had to pick them and my wife up at 3am this morning. On the plus side it is just about warm enough to sit in the garden and listen the the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Small wins.
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Alisson in the background too 😍.
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Can't be arsed with all these people just going about their lives like the world hasn't just been tipped on it's head. 😂.
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I'm not ready for Jurgen to leave. Jesus Christ.
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Never knew it was possible to be disappointed with a shit performance and also somehow not really give a shit at the same time. Weird. 😁.
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For what it's worth, I have never seen Pedro Chirivella have a bad game for the club, it amazes me that no one good has come in for him. Composed, great range of passes, excellent first touch, and tonight showed he can battle too.
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The correct decision issued in the most pathetic, inhuman, cowardly way possible. Shame on you FSG.
Liverpool Football Club can confirm that our involvement in proposed plans to form a European Super League has been discontinued.
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The only positive I can take from this is that at least I don't have to watch United play again.
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I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed, tired and sad. Be better please Liverpool.
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That Mahrez miss at the end. Can't help but feel that could be a big moment in the title race. Gives me big Dembele not making it 4-0 at the Nou Camp vibes.
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Name me a youth player at your club that you were CONVINCED would go on to be an absolute world star. and wasn't. I'll start: Suso. Your turn.
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If you hadn't seen what happened you would never in a million years be able to guess. Hahaha!
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Liverpool need to get back to winning ugly, because playing quite well and losing is shit.
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This is the Liverpool team & manager that won the Champions League, then the Premier League, BUT with all the experience of having won those trophies PLUS loads more boss players as depth. I thought that Liverpool was the best I'd ever seen in my life. This one's better.
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This lads will have to do a lot of running to live up to the @Kuyt legacy of that number!.
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All the power in the world to rival fans throwing banter at us by the way. I nearly laughed my cock off at the United score, only fair that we take our fair share of shit after that shambles at Villa Park.
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Proud. Tired. The lads did the business on the day, for 60 odd minutes I was absolutely convinced it was happening. Gutted now, but made up to see how happy and defiant people round Anfield are. I'll get there too, I know I will. These Reds are the best ever. Next stop Paris.
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Rest In Peace Gérard Houllier. The man who built the foundations for Liverpool's return to the top of the game. I was 18 in 2001, and went to both domestic finals. So many incredible memories of that treble season. #MerciGérard
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Not gonna lie. I watched us win the European Cup 2 days ago, watched the team parade the cup yesterday and it still hasn't sunk in. Gonna rewatch the match and then spend the day chatting to cool people about it. @TheRedmenTV . ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐.
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Through to the semis despite trailing 3-1 at half time and. - No Van Dijk.- No Matip.- No Trent.- No Robertson.- No Alisson.- No Fabinho.- No Thiago.- No Mané.- No Salah. And yet, there were heroes everywhere. This Liverpool squad is something else. What a time to be red!
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I'm still in Liverpool. Eating Coco Pops and doing the school run, like any other day. Tomorrow I'll be on stage In Kiev and watching the Reds in a Champions League Final. This life is mad as tits la.
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Hendo was outstanding again tonight. I actually said pre-game that he could do with a goal just to put the icing on the top of his brilliant recent form. He decided to get an assist as well. I ❤ @JHenderson.
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That bit at half time, when the kick off was delayed and the United players knocked the ball about for a few mins to stay warm and the Kop cheered each pass. That was United's best spell of the whole game.
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Brilliant Liverpool. Quansah and Konate at the back, outstanding. Big shout for Clark and especially Bradley. Those subs could've cost us the game but both played with such calm and maturity. Lovely stuff. In a bit Arsenal.
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If Liverpool are going to win the title this season, they will beat Crystal Palace.
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This has just saved my night! Is right @Carra23 😁.
@liamgallagher @GNev2 I’m saying you’ll never win the Champions league & Oasis are shite compared to the Beatles. That work??.
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How amazing was that bit near the end where Tsimikas just kept battling, getting knocked around and came out with the ball? Those moments, in front of crowds, are how squad players become fan favorites. Brilliant stuff.
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