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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 Your masturbation and chronic pornography addiction is so inspiring bro
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@coolb8trr I fucking missed you bro. You’ve been my favorite gooner of all time for years now. So fucking dope. Get gooned bruh
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
2 years
@donny__brasco Your captions are mad inspiring. Some of my favorite shit. Keep it up bro
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 This is beautiful bro. You make me so proud
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 Our huge goon cocks are pointing at each other across continents. We’re tethered by cock. Our cocks all share the same primal need for more porn. We’re grunting animals. Our ancestors have been dreaming of this for centuries. We’re living their dreams. They’re proud of us.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 That means we’re both erect and drooling over nasty, sloppy, twisted porn at the same time. That’s so fucking special. Real gooners have found our true purpose. More is never enough.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@coolb8trr Holy fucking shit. Instantly bricked. Full capacity bloat. Pump time. You just injected your goon into me hypodermic needle style. That fuckin arc is beastly dude, and you got him over there carrying all those groceries. Hnnnnnggghhhh laid back like a spoiled stupid penis prince
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 Fuck bro. You will make it through this. You’re not alone. We are standing with you ✊Porn is life. Porn is power. Porn is us.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@AlexxSandoval24 @PopCrave You mean, Ma defending mother.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@dudeitsme86 Gooners that say no to this are not true gooners. True gooners have had their eyes opened to what pornosexuality means. It goes beyond gay+straight. The divide between gay+straight gooners is bullshit. We are solosexuals.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@PeteForever This shit hurts. Please don’t go! Will your whole account disappear? I’m gonna miss your posts so much. This is all so sudden- I don’t get what’s going on. You’re the best.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
11 months
@FckerStill I watched this exact video at a very early age
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
2 years
@donny__brasco That cake has decimated my brain cells. I’m fuckin boned and broken by all that ass
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@kingland100 Someone please tell us who this is 🙏
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 I love being a total fucking deadbeat loser for hardcore pornosex and my big greedy penis
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@coolb8trr This is masturbation gone too far. Push it fucking further!!!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@Layli_Nullo This is one of the hottest things I’ve ever fuckin read
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
2 years
@GayGoonGOV One you become asstarded the porn hole gets so much deeperrr 😵💫
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
5 months
@Aquarius_pooxhi @troxsyet @23_dlverse It’s not just the gay community- straight porn is filled with the same fantasy content
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@over_edges That shit is sum obscene flopped out swollen anaconda dong. I how before it’s presence. That shits lit 🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@jhgainer This is dope af. I wonder how everyone in your world has reacted to how fucking fat you’ve gotten. And in such a short amount of time! That belly is so crazy bro- it makes me dizzy. You should be fuckin proud of yourself- I hope people gawk in disbelief at that gut
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@GayGoonGOV @FckerStill We are eternally bonded by the fact that as young boys we watched this old man commit hardcore perverse sex acts on camera. His rigid cock and bull balls shaped us. We can’t escape him. I hope I see him having sloppy anal porn sex with teen sluts when he’s 90 years old!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Yoyoyo03296119 I get so fuckin hyped every time you post bro. This work is sacred 🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@cbmast27 @rwgbsu1 Bro, you’re living everyone’s wildest dreams. Movie type shit.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@im666cain Thank you for your dedication and devotion. You can’t imagine how much I needed this. Please do every single day of the week!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 You’ve made it to your church. Dwelling in the glory of god at all times. God walks with your elephant penis in the cool of the day in the garden of Hardcore pornography
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@BrickDickDavis Don’t let a doctor ever pressure you into circumcision. A lot of em act like that’s the only or best option but it’s really just what they’re used to. My brothers foreskin was fused like yours and surgically unfused without circumcision. Foreskin feels too good to cut it all off.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@PeteForever @mrpetexxx You’re right, Mr Pete is the best. But you’re awesome too! And your posts have so many highlights of awesome scenes and history of Pete that’s all in one place that will be gone now forever. You can’t find all of that on his page (I do follow him too). What does OTH stand for?
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@Stephan235711 @BodybuilderCuck Musclsmoke or Nico Deen
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
5 months
@dudeitsme86 Team Down curve dong 🔥🔥🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@HaifaEdits This is one of my favorite things on the internet. I need moreeee. Why is this so fucking hot
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Goonbro7 @Yoyoyo03296119 From the second we wake up in the morning until well past midnight- even my dreams are about porn. My penis wakes up ready before my mind can even catch up. We’re totally fucking porn sick and we don’t want a cure. Porn knows the part of us we hide from everyone else. The real us
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@rwgbsu1 So fucking dope!
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TheGoonie
6 months
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@TheGoonie5
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6 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
4 months
@papiialexv Holy fucking shit.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@thomassalo69 I’m so proud of you bro! The pornhole always goes deeper
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@GayGoonGOV @FckerStill Steve Holmes is so fuckin good bro!!!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@PeteForever Is someone making you do this??
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 Happy New Year bro! This shit makes me so proud
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@Twunks_N_Ass When you bounce that bubble I lose my fucking shittttt. I need more bounce vids right tf now. Screw ur wife. Lemme huff on that hole
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
5 months
@goonerphag Yo your testiballs go crazy hard my dude
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Goonbro7 @Yoyoyo03296119 The second I hit double digits I was logging my brain full of porn slop, confused and excited about seeing total strangers naked- putting their private parts into buttholes and mouths- knowing that this was totally alien to the “me” my parents had shaped me to be up to that point
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
11 months
@XhelanSoleil @ThatssRich @WrestlerHype You’re the butthurt fanboy. The original poster was doing their own shit and you couldn’t be quiet.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
5 months
@papiialexv Fuck. Yes. This shit needta be a series
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@BigDicDetective Holy fucking shit.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
9 months
@TheStr8Hunter8 Holy shit. Now I wanna see a whole collection of pics formatted like this- with the last name in big text hanging over them. FERRARA. That’s some deep shit bro
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 Bro your balls look like two fuckin goose eggs 🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Goonbro7 Bro, that is so fucking beautiful seeing that slab of meat sloppy sawing between two messy mouths
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@SeanZevran You’re a fuckin genius
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@bateaddict90 Bro this scene is so fucking fire
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@TheStr8Hunter8 @thepervking One of my favorite pictures of all time. I’ve had this as my phone screen wallpaper before. He’s so dumbed out on those glorious fuckin pawg cheeks
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
11 months
@jhgainer Holy shit. That’s my good fuckin piggy boy. 🐷🐷🐷
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TheGoonie
1 year
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Jamiebradder1 Id love to talk porn and share porn pics with you sometime if you’d ever be down. You understand porn like no other. Keep up the dope ass work!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
5 months
@goonerphag I get so fuckin butt dumb. U got me butt pumping on my bone bro wtf
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TheGoonie
6 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@jhgainer These comparison photos are so good
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@PeteForever One of my favorite scenes of all time. It feels like yesterday I was home from school “sick” watching Bill and Pete wreck this bitch
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
9 months
@Gorillabator This is so fucking hot
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@GayGoonGOV @FckerStill My favorite thing is when he sticks his cock and balls out of the fly of his jeans. You can tell he loves it, which makes me love it even more. It totally fuckin accentuates how his cock is jutting out, distended from the rest of his body. It has its own integrity. It’s own being
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@PeteForever Mr.worldwide
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Bvgvbvg Bro I’m in dm jail because I sent too many messages I think. You gotta give me some other way to contact you man
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@hotmenhotguys @BodybuilderCuck Musclsmoke or Nico Deen
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
4 months
@goonatthis This caption goes crazy hard bro! Holy shit. That’s so fuckin real. Hardcore Porn is the new sex ed.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@jhgainer Look what you’ve done to yourself piggy boy. There’s no going back now you fat fuck 🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@dweebaltt Yoooo, that fuckin bubble 😵‍💫
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@blackcocks4life The moment when his hands hover around that PAWG ass- holy shit
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@PeteForever @gaysubslut_ @mrpetexxx You can’t tell us why it all has to go?
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Goonbro7 @Yoyoyo03296119 With one word you made my pole twitch. This isn’t an isolated experience. This is us.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@im666cain I sent you a private message so I can talk to you about cock obsessed masturbatory addiction. Your support makes me so fuckin devoted to my BIG GOD COCK
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 @priapos_cult You look dope af here. Days off from school is what made me into a gooner. This is who I’m gonna be until I’m an old man and die. I already know what the rest of my life has in store for me. Thousands of hours more of just this. Sitting hunched over, in the dark, watching porn.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@GayGoonGOV @FckerStill A fuckin Porn God. Look at that big dirty old man donkeydick! You can tell he loves his job so much.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@PeteForever An all white Pete party
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@dweebaltt Broooo it’s so fuckin pink
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@Aintitgood11 @SeanZevran The fact is all the cool gay guys fuck pussy. Gay guys that slobber on fat tits rock.
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
11 months
@effeminato The bubbles are so fucking hot. What is this vid?!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@bateaddict90 I’ve been rewatching this shit for hours at this point bro. Total retard on my fucking dong
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@TheStr8Hunter8 That’s a fuckin mouthpussy bro. Where the hell is this gay4pay vid dude! Awesome ass find.
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TheGoonie
7 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@r4560 @ChrisStrokesxxx @Brazzers This is such a dope ass picture bro! He looks happy af to be porning out
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Yoyoyo03296119 Youre such a fucking retard. Your parents would be horrified that this is their “good little boy”. Get worse bro!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@Goonbro7 @Yoyoyo03296119 You think that it will get old. That like a trip to an amusement park, you’ll enjoy it, have fun, then have enough and be done. But no. That feeling of lack the second you cum- it gnaws at you, till you realize it will never be enough. Your oversized dong will always NEED more.
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TheGoonie
8 months
@jhgainer Wut a fukin piggy. Oink oink. Shake that fuckin potbelly
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@jhgainer I wanna see that underbelly hanging out the t shirt
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@chriss_wade18 Lmaooo I thought this was Mr. Fantastic then I read the caption
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
10 months
@jhgainer Yo, u don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this. So fucking gooood
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@lilhomiejandro Brooo I got that same ass toy!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
6 months
@chaserushxxx @pornaccount069 Bro your bone looks so fuckin awesome here dude! Yo, the way it’s jutting out the length of a baseball bat and yet you’ve mastered your fuckin muscle to the point that he’s sproinged straight up doin all that heavy lifting. Exercise your dong muscle and let your brain snooze bro!
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
4 months
@PeteForever Yooooo! The return of the king!!! 🔥
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
8 months
@blackcocks4life Ur whiteboi cumshots are so fuckin dope
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
@TheStr8Hunter8 Horny as a mf bro
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
1 year
@thomassalo69 Bro your chronic porn addiction is so fuckin inspiring. Every day get trapped in the porn pit. It fills me with purpose cuz that’s where I belong with sloppy wobbly ass and cock and titties going in and out and bouncing. We gooners know paradise and perfection
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
7 months
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@TheGoonie5
TheGoonie
4 months
@goonerphag Holy fucking shit
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