Steve Harvey
@SteveHarv
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Writer, Musician, Scholar, Egomaniac, Master of all things Tweetable
Turn around slowly...
Joined July 2009
Does it make me a hero if I'm still responding to work-related emails even on a holiday? No, but I'll keep wearing this cape anyway.
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Any day that starts off with trying to help a man stuck halfway down an elevator is going to be a good day.
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I can finally say I've tripped going up each individual stair in my house now.
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Schedule an appointment for 10am on a Saturday, office is closed. I feel I've earned the right to break in and sleep in the waiting room.
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Does anyone even remember the last time I Tweeted? The app icon was gathering dust.
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Got carded by a guy at Shoppers when I tried to buy a scratch card. Even the woman behind me said "really?"
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There's almost no shame in quietly eating your lunch alone in the car. Almost.
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@MikeTheHarv and I ordered a Panookie to go from Boston Pizza. It's exactly what it sounds like.
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And then I said "I wasn't talking about work". Works everytime.
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Not only is Pizza Hut as bad as it looks, it's much, much worse.
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You should know unemployment can never hold me. (I got a new job and it's awesome).
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So Rogers just called me about my plan and my phone. They didn't try to sell me anything or make me upgrade.. Just a quick chat. Thanks?
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The collective cheer from the rest of the train as the group of girls left was a thing of a beauty. I'm glad society can unite like that.
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Why is this train full of obnoxious, pre-teen girls and why can't these windows open so I can jump out?
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5,000 tweets later, I still have no idea what I'm talking about.
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What happened to the Quiet Zone on the GO Train was a thing? How's a person supposed to ignore every other human being with all this noise?
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Putting a 5 foot tall guitar stand next to my bed perhaps wasn't the best idea. It might as well be wearing a mask and holding a machete.
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Sheridan sent me an offer for the new Sheridan College Mastercard. I laughed, threw it in the garbage, then took it back out to laugh again.
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