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Yes, I am ready for things to get gayer and retarded-er.
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Kamala just got a 5-point bump with Boomers
Why is she putting the phone to her ear when it's on speaker?
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The Hawk Tuah girl is reportedly close to signing a deal for a reality show about her life
Via TMZ
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Yeah, he’s dead.
NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."
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Hurricane Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
is there a reason why every hurricane is named after a white person ?
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This clip of Kobe explaining the game to his daughter went viral just last week too.
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Ok, hear me out
Sydney Sweeney met with Lucasfilm recently. Which character would you like to see her portray in the Star Wars universe?
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“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”
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“Give it to me straight, how long will it take to blow 51% of America?”
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Norm MacDonald said this at the fuckin ESPYs lmaooo. an absolute legend. rest in peace Norm
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“The markets are crashing. Please tell us how you plan to fix it.”
Kamala HQ:
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has anyone thought to cancel the Taliban takeover by digging up all its old tweets?
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“Trump looks ridiculous with that bandage”
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“Joe, I need you to become unburdened by what has been.”
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She's literally in office right now.
Harris's speech in one sentence: America, you don't have to live like this anymore.
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Imagine growing up in a country that is dominated by only ONE sport that literally everyone knows how to play. Imagine the best players from that country end up being the best players in the world. Now, imagine that world-class talent losing to a bunch of guys who play this sport
USA STUNS PAKISTAN AT THE MEN’S T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP 🚨
Biggest upset in the sport's history 🤯
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Honestly, Biden saying the n-word might be the best play here
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*a women’s rights event in the Middle East*
I promise you that this image will be displayed at every women's rights event in the Middle East as a symbol of western hypocrisy.
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Kamala: “Do not come. Do not come.”
Trump: “I’m gonna come.”
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The Acolyte looks awful. If I wanted to watch a black woman assault an Asian, I’d take public transit in San Francisco
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Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.
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Might be the greatest Alex Jones monologue of all time
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Me and the boys after making $37,000 from gambling on WNBA games based on the players’ menstrual cycles
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The name of this locomotive… wait for it
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This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate
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The shooter donated to the Democrat org, ActBlue, on the day of Biden’s inauguration and then registered as a Republican to vote for Nikki Haley in the primary, you ignorant slut,
@RepSwalwell
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The mother who tried to raise her son as non-binary:
Dad wins full custody of son, 4, after child’s mother allegedly tried to raise him non-binary
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I'm crying at the amount of people who've wished death on me for this tweet
“Give it to me straight, how long will it take to blow 51% of America?”
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I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.
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ABC News rejects Kamala Harris last-minute bid to change Trump debate rules, will keep muted mics
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Joe Rogan isn’t some sort of menacing figure trying to take over the world. the dude literally just has an inquiring mind. even if he comes to the wrong conclusion sometimes, he keeps it moving and asks questions trying to get to the truth. isn’t that a virtue we should all want?
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*Kamala Harris drops out of presidential race*
Tulsi:
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None of the five countries they filed a complaint against are China
Climate activist Greta Thunberg and 15 other young people file a human rights complaint with the United Nations against five countries over the climate crisis
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Is everyone in the Biden administration retarded?
Reporter: Nearly a million jobs "created" since Kamala took office do not exist.
Raimondo: “I don’t believe it because I’ve never heard Trump say anything truthful.”
Reporter: "It is from the Bureau of Labor."
Raimondo: "I'm not familiar with that."
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Imagine getting friendzoned so hard that you post about it 17 years later and get ratio’d into oblivion and have to set your account to protected in the process
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Been a tough 24 hours for the trans community. Please respect their privacy as they mourn Trans Icon Ebrahim Raisi.
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OH I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest after drinking
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if you ever compare 1/6 to 9/11 again, please forever shut the fuck up
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Trump was banned from Twitter not because of his handling of 1/6, but because he would savage Biden every day on this website. change my mind.
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“So, I’m at this convenience store in Minneapolis at the height of COVID, and I asked this guy in line if he can break a $20… little did he know, the $20 was a fake.”
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me: hi, i’d like a coke, please.
server: is pepsi okay?
me:
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VOTE FOR ME. I AM RETARD.
Walz: "JD Vance is a venture capitalist cosplaying as a cowboy. I don't even know what a venture capitalist does."
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don’t bother doing any Diddy parodies, South Park already mastered it in 2004
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The last thing Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh saw before his life ended:
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Well, good thing my wife has them stored in her purse.
Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study
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Mike Bloomberg could've spent the $450 million he dumped into ads for his presidential campaign to instead buy new water pipes for the city of Flint. Yet, here we are.
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“Italian” is now a protected class. Looks like Columbus Day is back on the menu, boys.
AMC slaps ‘Goodfellas’ with trigger warning for ‘offensive’ content that includes ‘cultural stereotypes’
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A nomination so historic that they’re watching from home
Jill and I just spoke to
@KamalaHarris
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Kamala and Tim will inspire a generation and lead us into the future.
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Kamala finally comes out with an original policy proposal of her own and it’s literally COMMUNISM
Kamala Harris is literally proposing price controls on food. This is literally what the Soviets did and the results will be scarcity and higher costs.
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I thought Gaza was an “open air prison.”
pick a lane, my guy.
Gaza was beautiful before Zionists destroyed it
THEY WILL REBUILD!
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so do i have this right? the Lincoln Project is a group of Republicans that are anti-Republican trying to elect Democrats and in the process somehow elect Republicans?
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ppl say The Big Bang Theory is “not funny.” the laugh track during their show tapings suggest otherwise
Dave Chappelle Says Hannah Gadsby Is 'Not Funny.' The Laughter At Her Show Taping Suggests Otherwise
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