Oluwaseyi Kiss
@Seyistorm
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Blow your trumpet my guy
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I tell people this but they be like "100k" for me? My first job after school was 40k and I had to transport myself daily. Took the job, leveraged on the experience and I'm in a far better place right now.
Once again, if they offer you 100K after NYSC for your first job, please take it and build experience.
In 8-10 months you will be in a better position to apply for jobs that pay 200/250K.
Don't say no to opportunities and chill at home waiting for a job with juicy salary.
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Thank God for the parents I have. Oluwa seun
There is nothing normal about these people. This is infuriating to watch. Even animals don't behave like this. We are way too dumb in this country.
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I have seen several complaints about you all needing new followers.
This is a follow train guaranteed to get you followers.
LIKE THIS POST. COMMENT ANY SOMETHING YOU’RE INTERESTED IN. FOLLOW EVERYONE THAT RETWEETS YOUR COMMENT.
DO NOT DO MORE THAN THAT
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How do you even intend to present this? It's either you run away or you die
Imagine Nigeria was Access Bank or GTBank and you sit and present this at MPR lol 😆
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put aside everything you know about crypto
and let the pranks begin
earn points towards airdrops + compete for weekly $10,000 SOL awards as we give corrupt corps + bankers the finger
this is UNFK🖕
join:
@UNFKEarth
#UNFK
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Tinubu is a mad man, how can I be earning a lot and be spending like a pauper
#EndBadGovernaceProtest
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Let’s “Give Gensler the Finger.” Start pranking now using my Secret Agent code:
@UNFKEarth
#UNFK
#firegensler
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I had this opportunity, I was in 400 level, my mom objected. Right now, we can't even afford the travel expenses 😮💨
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He'll always turn up, at least for me, I'm very sure.
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Rape, how?
Do you know the type of degeneracy it takes to draw a line from fuel prices to rape?
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Even in banking
In downstream oil & gas industry, if 2 people start their careers at the same time, one in accounts/finance, the other in sales/commercial, the guy that starts from sales/commercial is likely to have faster career rise.
Applies to industries like FMCG too.
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I've never seen a car exploding due to heat in my 28 years of existence.
- From Abuja-Lagos using CNG will cost you N10,000.
- A PMS tank has chances of exploding due to heat faster than a CNG tank ever will.
- Nigeria has more gas than crude oil.
- The business of CNG is moving faster than anticipated with stations coming up across every part of
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So you'll come to my Twitter and see crypto tweets then assume that I'm not serious with my banking job?
“I’m into marketing”
“I’m a Data Analyst”
Proceeds to find their socials
And all I can see is rants🫠
How do you expect me to take you seriously?
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Let’s “Give Gensler the Finger.” Start pranking now using my Secret Agent code:
@UNFKEarth
#UNFK
#firegensler
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100% charged
18gb left
53.50 for opay
I never know if I go chop today
Light no dey
Everywhere no good at all
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I remember when I stole 200 from my uncle that year and took it to school, I bought coke for my friends, the seller reported me to the headmistress, they called my mum, I chop serious flogging.
Primary school was so dramatic, you will come to school with 500 naira and they call your parents 😹😭
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Who dey gas this one
Don’t worry I’ll drink y’all’s tears. Opened for Oshobor at Lagos fashion week. That’s how you stomp!!!
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If she loves Seyi vibez, she's the one
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This is a manipulative woman because what happened to "I'm Ebuka's wife"?
But why couldn't she just simply introduce herself as the man's wife?. Why do women make everything so hard?.
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Giveaway!!! 🎉🎉🎉
@sane0gram
will be giving out a brand new Redmi C to two lucky persons that needs mobile phone. 📱📱
Just Quote this tweet with anything. The quote with zero engagement within the next 24hours gets a chance to win.
Good luck 🤝
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Not bad at all
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Hi Omowunmi,
I can offer you banking solutions for your organization. We can open accounts for your staffs and the company, to enable an easy payroll process that simplifies salary payments
I would appreciate the opportunity to discuss this further in the DM.😀
On this week’s Blue-Collar Palava:
Saheed to HR: "EsshhR, Have you finished payroll?"
HR: "Almost done!"
Saheed: “I take God beg you; Please don't pay into my Access or Zenith accounts, I took a loan! Use Opay instead. 😅"
HR: Which kind job I collect like this? 🙆🏾♂️
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Trust wallet logo ke😂😂😂
This girl don see shege for TikTok comment section 💔😭😂😂
Check thread 🧵
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This is very funny.
Go to church ⛪️pay your tithes, You're doing it for God not pastors. May God bless you 🙏🏻 ❤️
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@Neo_officiall
I no fit even try am, if I wan watch ball, I go carry 3H go viewing center go baby and shout on top of my voice.
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This woman is very beautiful
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