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Joined March 2009
After 15 years, we're reunited - with a brand new podcast… MAKING A SCENE 🎬. Join us on Tuesdays & Thursdays (from 4th February) as we turn the lives of our famous friends into cinematic masterpieces, and tackle YOUR questions – no matter how awkward, bold, or outrageous – in
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Was totally straight before James Charles slid into my DMs and now look what’s happened
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One newspaper - in their weekly preview for the Bake Off - ALWAYS refer to me as an egghead. And I was thinking about it, because obv I have no hair because of alopecia, which is a skin condition. And I was thinking it’s so weird that an adult in 2021 would actually write that.
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When you hold the World Cup in Russia, then Qatar, then tweet about Pride Month.
Pride Month during June is a celebration for the LGBTQIA+ community. Today has also been one of celebration at the Home of FIFA. Find out more, as well as how FIFA is working to ensure the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, will be a celebration of unity and diversity. #Pride2022.
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hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out.
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I was recently at an airport and was driven to my boarding gate by a nice man who told me I absolutely must go and see Avatar 2, which is released today.
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David and I have both spoken publicly in recent years of our regret that we played characters of other races. Once again we want to make it clear that it was wrong and we are very sorry.
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I actually think being a Tory MP might be more embarrassing than being caught watching porn at work.
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Just been made an Honorary Member of the Royal Academy of Music. My mum came to watch.
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Coming out is often a long, scary process, with many beats. Self-realisation, telling friends & family, a first relationship. I thought the press forcing people to out themselves, regardless of whether or not they were ready, was a thing of the past. I must have been mistaken.
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Dear @Conservatives I am still awaiting payment for this sketch.
I’ve answered a few questions about Brexit, the economy and Marmite. Watch our first election broadcast now.
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Helen McCrory will be remembered not just for her remarkable stage and screen performances, but also for her selflessness and generosity. She and Damian were the motor driving FeedNHS, working tirelessly during the pandemic to raise millions for others. What a tremendous loss.
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Today’s #ThankYouBakedPotato duet is with actress Pam Doove. (All acting enquiries via Pam's agent @reeceshearsmith). You can download the original song, book and toy here All profits go to #FeedNHS
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The BBC has many strengths and many weaknesses, but I suspect this government wants to get rid of it because it holds them to account.
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I do fundamentally believe it is possible to disagree with someone’s views and how they express them and still think of them as a friend.
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I have been verbally abused twice on the way to football matches so far this season. On both occasions I was minding my own business, head down, walking to the ground. I was called 'a fucking queer cunt' by one man and another told me that 'our club doesn't want disgusting gay.
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Absolutely furious. Can't believe they've cast a human to play the Doctor.
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shout out to the lady who stopped me at football today to ask me why i've lost weight and to inform me i look a lot older. for the first time in my life, i think i've just been thin-shamed.
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My grandma fled Berlin in 1938. Having been offered citizenship, I have just been to the German Embassy in London to collect my Certificate of Naturalisation. I am officially Anglo-German. They gave me some Gummibärchen and this lovely badge. Now to choose a German football team.
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Casually waking up to find myself on the front page of The Sun. It’s been a while.
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If there is actually a Straight Pride I'm going as Dafydd. Fuck 'em.
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England let down by hooligan skinhead fans again. Can anyone identify this thug?
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Question Of The Day : At what age is it appropriate for your children to learn that Andrea Leadsom exists?.
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I actually reckon i've spent more time loading and unloading the dishwasher in the last two months than I have in the rest of my life combined.
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I'm all for idiots having free speech but stealing medical equipment's a bit much, isn't it?.
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If you're so sure that the majority of the UK still wants to leave the EU, why are you afraid of a second referendum?.
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I met a Spanish guy at Pride today who told me he learned to speak English by watching Little Britain. I feel terrible.
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if ten hag isnt available why dont man utd just get five hag now and the other five hag later.
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It's my birthday in March. Gonna check in first with Richard Keys to see if I'm allowed to celebrate it.
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I actually have a wife and two kids at home. I only pretend to be gay so I can get some cock.
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Lot of people weighing in on Will Smith but I have to say that if Chris Rock said that about my wife I would be confused because I don't have a wife.
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Spurs already selling DVD of their 48 hours in the ESL.
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just used one of our sketches, which is fine, but let me take this opportunity to say they are a bunch of liars who are sending Britain down the drain okay bye.
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When you bump into someone heading to the People’s March.
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So I finally went back to school today and I was stopped at the gate by one of the teachers because apparently I'm 'too old'. Honestly the government's messaging in this pandemic has been chaotic.
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Happy 50th birthday to my dear friend @davidwalliams! So lovely to celebrate with you today xxxx
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Justin Bieber's fans are called 'Beliebers’. Benedict Cumberbatch's fans are called 'Cumberbitches’. Somebody just asked me what I call my fans. I said 'Ian and Maureen'.
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You may be laughing at Arsenal now but our stadium will be the envy of the Championship.
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My friend Jamie came for dinner tonight. I made the spag bol and he made this.
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Been a bit overwhelmed recently so I’m taking a 15-second break from social media.
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There's still an hour left in the transfer window. Is it too late to loan our Prime Minister somewhere?.
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To clarify, you WILL be able to use the toilet if visiting a friend's garden, but you're not allowed to do a poo. It has to be a wee.
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5 wins in 5 for Arsenal. Top of the league. Checking in with Richard Keys to see what the protocol is now.
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On a diet but it’s my cheat day today so I’m going to sleep with your wife.
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I grew up watching Dennis Waterman's iconic performances in The Sweeney and Minder. His guest appearance in our Little Britain Live show at Hammersmith Apollo - in which he hilariously duetted with David's absurd impersonation of him - remains the absolute highlight of my career.
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We buried my grandmother last week. She was furious.
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My mum is 73 and just went snorkelling for the first time. I love her very much.
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Don't like it.
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so um we released the song today and we went to number one on iTunes and then um this just happened #ThankYouBakedPotato #FeedNHS #ThankYouGaryBarlow.
Today we have a #Croonersession with a difference. Let’s all welcome the amazing @RealMattLucas with his single, which is out right now, ‘Baked potato’ and it's all for an amazing cause. Well done Matt and good luck mate.
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Not saying I've put on weight but my tum is in Tier 3 and my arse is in Tier 4.
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I must be dreaming. Another duet - this time with the great @RickAstley! Would love to see YOUR videos of the song too! Rick is so brilliant I now nominate him to do his own version too! #ThankYouBakedPotato #FeedNHS
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FIFA are not fit for purpose. It's time for the FA and other countries to form a new organisation.
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Purely objectively -.1) He was probably being polite. Some people are. 2) Boasting about the BGT ratings and popularity when you were briefly on it to someone who has not only transformed the show but is consistently the biggest-selling author in the country didn't work.
Amusing that @davidwalliams regularly ‘likes’ the nastiest tweets about me, yet is such a snivelling toady to my face. It’s not my fault @BGT ratings were so much higher when I was in your chair Dave!
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I am more than flattered to be compared to the beautiful Amy xxxx.
So I'm stood at work today and some random idiot very clearly tried their hardest to insult me. But I think being a likened to @RealMattLucas is a compliment. Yes, wrong gender but what a guy! Think of better insults next time kids 😉 #comedy #Alopecia #ilooklikeacelebrity
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I wonder if all geniuses are as lovely as Barry Humphries. Thank you for delighting and inspiring us. Quite simply, you were the greatest.
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Anyone who has a dog will know that the head tilt is the best thing ever
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It's a landmark day in British LGBT history. Brilliant, brave @Jake_Daniels11 - a professional Championship footballer with @BlackpoolFC - has come out. Huge respect to you, Jake, and to your club and teammates for supporting you. ⚽️🏳️🌈.
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The man in this photo looks so much like me that I was genuinely racking my brains trying to work out when I might have played an armed policeman.
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ffs just did a lateral flow and it turns out i'm pregnant.
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Just so you know, I had permission from the staff to do this.
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The LGB Alliance is an anti-trans group. That’s all it is. It doesn’t represent me or any gay people I care to know.
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Gonna tell my kids Storm Eunice blew all my hair off.
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I just invited my mum to come with me to Pride next year and she said yes.
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I need a holiday. Thinking of booking a trip to the airing cupboard.
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I can think of few things more fucked up than the news that - not only was he blackmailed but - Gareth Thomas's parents learned he has HIV from a journalist who knocked on their door.
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How to work out your Game Of Thrones character name. First name - just make up a word .Last name - again just anything. I got ‘Porrell Breth’. What did you get?.
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I have a comb I'm not using if you want one.
Like so many people I've been pinged by NHS Test and Trace as I have been in contact with someone with COVID-19, and I will be self-isolating until Monday 26th July.
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On the train today I found myself sitting next to Sally Dynevor, a remarkable actress and human being whose work I have enjoyed - along with the rest of the nation - for so many years. We chatted for nearly three hours about our work and our lives. She is as warm and gracious and
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Saw 'Junmyeon' trending and assumed it was the name of a GoT character. I have some Exo catching up to do, it seems.
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