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So far he’s received standing ovations for making racist jokes, mocking 120k dead Americans and drinking a glass of water with one hand. If this fucker gets a Netflix special before me I swear to god...
With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???
Carol Burnett just delivered a message to me from Julie Andrews and now I’m dead. I know this tweet is name-droppy but I’m dead now so I don’t care what you think of me. 😲🌂
Carol Burnett just called me. Like, on my cell phone. That’s all. If you need me, I’ll be in my refrigerator trying to figure out where to go from here. 😭😭😭❤️🙏🏻
My rule is usually one full year, but my dear departed Mushi recently came to me in a dream and said “Gurl, there’s enough sadness in the world. Go find a little joy.” This little joy is coming home to me next week. 🥰
Before scary Twitter wakes up, here’s my new kitten real quick. I’ve named him Sweeney (Sweeney Todd Rainbow) because of his white face and black eyeliner, and because he’s a vengeful murderer.
In an effort to keep the presidential debates fair, I will be pretending to moderate them by manipulating footage of all candidates’ responses to make them funnier and adding show tunes where there otherwise were none. Thank you, this is a press release.
Trying this new quarantine diet where I don’t eat anything at all while I’m asleep and then the rest of the time there are no restrictions or limitations whatsoever.
Repeat after me:
#IWontVoteTrump
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who I learned about from my friends at
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