Randon
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big green midwit with terrible vibes, erstwhile elf massager, turbocannibalist Art: @wuzidan
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On a serious note, thank you very much for waiting for me. I'll keep doing my best, I'm excited to catch up with everyone!
How about a stream at 6pm Pacific on twitch tomorrow? Thinking of starting a weed farm/meth lab with Professor Lando in the boonies(Stardew Valley)
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Exciting news!
I think I'm ready to shed my orb form into something a little more humanoid(now susceptible to hold person for insane crits)
Gonna take an extra day off to prepare, I'll also be opening up memberships on YouTube as well. Expect that on tomorrow's stream!
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Math lab, Professor's teaching math lab
sorry for the typo
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I've been blown away by all the support you've shown me during my first week back!! THANK YOU!
I think I'm ready to affiliate push, stay tuned
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What even is going on, I'm streaming somewhere idk someone link me
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When I was 6, I truly thought my older sister was a vampire slayer, here's why lmao
Editing by
@Beakiebee
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As a token of apology, behold my favorite(only) stuffed animal
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we played too much apex and now that lunatic is doing his genshin dailies, I think I'll take tomorrow off to recover my chakra
Thank you!
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Hey this is super short notice my bad, but I'm a twitch partner now have at it boys
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Hey all, I will be retiring from Vtuber activities after tomorrow's stream at 11am Eastern time. I'm very grateful to everyone who's supported me over the last year. Thank you. And I'm sorry I couldn't keep doing this forever like I promised.
Love and Peace, Randon
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5g activation is complete, now I can unleash my bankai and its over for you mother fuckers
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I just woke up... I'll run and get a breakfast sammich as fast as I can, then play some Barotrauma and maybe do a tier list?
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One time when I was a kid I noticed my older cousin went into his family's detached garage every day at a certain time so I hid in a box thinking I would jumpscare him, but he just started crying and I just had to sit in there for like 40 minutes until he finished and left
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What if I played the very first five nights at freddies game, butt naked
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I want to see that meme where its like "honey it's 3pm, it's time for 8 morphine syrettes directly into your eyeballs" and lando is like "yes honey"
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Damnit I forgot I had a check up appointment scheduled today I have to go to
No morning stream, but I will be hanging out with Lando in the evening!
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Family chat in the living room for 1 hour, threshold for 1 hour, porch for 1 hour, I'm sitting in my car and theyre talking to me through the driver side window
I'm awake now and will stream in 30 minutes!
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w-what the fuck
Sanrio Discontinuing 16 Characters Like Kirimichan, Charmmy Kitty
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I've never felt so humiliated in my life I had to end that stream asap
Im going back to sleep now
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I'm streaming a game where I get to be a pretty princess(I think) *I forgot to click post*
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Your brain: grey, ugly, big, wrinkly
My brain: pink, cute, smol, buttery smooth
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THEY ACTUALLY TASTE DIFFERENT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUNNY BIT I'M RUINED
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bro it got struck because of inappropriate audio? what is this sexist bullshit I moan like a wanton whore at the drop of a hat and none of my streams have EVER been taken down
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I'm almost fully recovered but not quite there yet, and I've mindflooded myself with self-expectation for the relaunch of my model...
I think I'll stream it on Thursday, not Wednesday like I was shooting for. Don't expect too much, just the regular silliness and some emotes
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GOddamnit family lunch tomorrow why did all of my normie life stuff pile up all at once this week ghaiogajdgbohiadhfoasdas
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two statements:
practicing art is way more satisfying than buying a crossbow(and buying a crossbow is pretty tits)
I want falafel for lunch today
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They've been warning me about this dude since I was a wee babby, I'm ready
Guess the cat's out of the bag...
I'm the Meowster of Disguise, the one, the only, Caspurr!
I'm going to be doing a soft debut as a PNG tuber soon. Please join me on the road leading up to my official model debut.
Thank you to the amazing @/hayamafair for my design concept!
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Thank you for making this the best birthday I can remember so far in my strange, strange life!
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What the heck, this twitter account that quotes me is making me look like a crazy person
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What do 3.2 siblings look like? 1/5 of a sibling sliced length wise or across?
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Innocent little guy getting corrupted by big bad vtubers in lethal company
this aint right
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HELLO GOOD MORNING I think I need one more rest day, exhaustion is starting to creep up on me
Also also Jimmy and the nieces are visiting this week, I can still probably stream in the morning because the gremlins wake up late but the streams might be shorter!
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Today for one hour only I'm going to play a game that requires me to meow and purr into the mic
You can skip this one homies
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I'm playing Disco Elysium today, no spoilers please I heard this is a GOAT game candidate
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and this one's for all the homies who fuckin became orbs out there
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Sorry about the radio silence, had a family emergency I had to deal with overnight, just got back to my apartment and I think I need to get some sleep. I'll do an evening stream as soon as I wake up orz
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Tomorrow I will be making the three worst possible Starfield characters imaginable on live stream. You guys get to vote which one I use at the end
I will not be playing a single minute of the actual game kek
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Oh before I try to strangle myself with my zune cable... if you've made cool fan art for me, may I use it for assets and stuff in my streams and videos? Lemme know here if it's fine and I'll remember who I have permission from
Thank you!
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I did not consent to being filmed in that way nothing you saw on spectator cam can be used against me in the court of law
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Let me clarify by Barotrauma I mean Apex because Lando is waking up at noon not 10am I am a fool wearing man's shoes
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The aliens that were silently observing the way I commanded that mission to Mars
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I'm tryin' hard to work with twitch but progress is slow, thank you for your patience everyone!
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@tenmamaemi
You don't understand, the orphans YEARN for the mines! It was a mercy bridge burning situation
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Look at this one, it's missing the context that makes my words sensible
"Listen, lady. I've been gooning all night watching you eat a margherita pizza, from opening to closing time. This is not the time for you to start feeling embarrassed."
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I'm pushing back my art lesson stream with the professor to tomorrow, Sunday!
Sorry for the inconvenience everyone but I think I need a full day of rest today just to keep myself in it for the long run
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its almost christmas ! if youre lucky enough to be in Tokyo you should get thee to a plappery, son
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Hoh boy I'm feeling pretty tired, think streaming 6 days in a row isn't sustainable yet until I finish physical therapy
I'll take tomorrow and Tuesday off, thank you!
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The first fictional character I can remember that I would now classify as a tsundere is C-3P0
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I got called a butthead, that would have been absolutely devastating in 1997 but now it's kind of a cute insult
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I'm streaming right now. What am I doing today? Wouldn't you like to know ;)
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"That motherfucker back there is NOT real" meme but I'm the crazy lady and the motherfucker is Smokey the bear
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No stream tomorrow because I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to go fruit picking or something
This is what whole foods was created for imo
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Give me links to the most cursed funko pops that money can buy, it's for content
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FNAF1 tomorrow morning at 10am, I'm playing exactly 3 hours of it and not a minute more
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Today, I need to find my princess-daughter a suitable male wife, and kill the fuckboy bard
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I should buy him a gift or something, how's that poor bastard doing
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if I appeal and lose I get banned from uploading or streaming for a week so, possible twitch week incoming :3c
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hrghh internet just came back up, against my better judgment I'll install twitter on my phone so I can update people if/when this happens again
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If this link doesnt work Im gonna cry I remember fucking htis up 2 years ago and sitting there waiting for like 30 minutes for someone to join
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Happy father's day to the only reliable father I ever had, Sponge Daddy. Gonna soak you in everclear and light your spongy ass on fire so I can reminisce
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I got a new router anbd set it up I will stream normal time tomorrow teehee
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I think I'll take today off, I have PT starting a bit before noon, and I'd like to prep for tomorrows stream(demonic funko pop summoning ritual)
Thank you!
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listen if I tell you theres going to be no bits and you believe me thjats on u I dont know what to tell you
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Oh look a shiny coin, I better bend over suggestively to pick it up :>
oh, another one
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I just woke up, got back on Monday but I caught the stomach flu and Ive been shitting my brains out
Lost like 10 iq points to toilet-kun but its okay cause I had some to spare(?)
I feel mostly better today and I'll stream for sure tomorrow, sorry for the delay!
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I think I will take tomorrow off to rest the old bum leg. I will sleep much easier knowing for sure.
Thank you!!
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the joke is on you fellows, I'm 100% calm and in good spirits right now
my hyperventilation and anger-based stiffness was merely a ruse
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I was too sad to sleep, so I drew Coco. I feel a bit better, it's kind of amazing how making art can help you heal in a way.
The proportions of her head are all wonky though, sorry kaichou.
#みかじ絵
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I think I successfully patched my KOTOR so that it runs in 2k, but I don't want to hit play yet because I want to experience the Star Wars opening crawl with the randonnites together
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No crashes in a 4 hour bioware game stream I'm a living god
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Pam cooking spray has an average two star review on its own website, I deeply empathize with that situation you have no idea
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heyyyy ohmonah, I got a tip for some hot new merch concept take a look and shoot me an email hahah
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