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@philpapi_
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7 years
Dawg is the ice cream machine fixed
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Meet McDonald's new uniform created by celebrity designer Waraire Boswell
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@philpapi_
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Women went to a concert, loved it, and are now going to see a movie about the concert that they saw. So y'all do understand highlights lmao welcome
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Bitches with good pussy always think you gon drop everything you doing & hop in the car soon as they invite you over lol first of all, did you eat & do you want anything from the store
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*overheard in labor & delivery* A: I gave you a whole ass baby & you didn't bring me shit. No flowers no nothing. You just walk in wit that goofy grin & Cheetos. B: now you don't like hot Cheetos lol aight man LMFAO
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@philpapi_
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*End of the night drunk negotiations outside the club/bar* Her: Idk. I mean… I guess I can come but I have to work early. Are you gonna get up on time to bring me back? Me:
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@philpapi_
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7 years
“Have a nice life” - a woman in love with you
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40 gon need a documentary when it’s all said & done.
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Madonna by Drake (2015)
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"Im outside I think" "Here I come"
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Ant Edwards in the building... Timberwolves looking to force a Game 7! DEN-MIN: 8:30pm/et on ESPN
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@philpapi_
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"Damn she fine as hell, I want an everlasting friendship with her" - No nigga, ever
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@philpapi_
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7 years
Draya in the kitchen after reading her mentions & snap comments
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@philpapi_
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9 months
@FluffMastrFlash Lmao let me get out of women's business
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Warren Sapp talking bout these kids gave him a reason to live, nigga give them a reason to shed a block got damn
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@philpapi_
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5 years
Aight man y’all talking a lil too damn much at this table ..
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Jada Pinkett Smith Says She Was Addicted to Porn Before Meeting Will Smith
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My 80 yr old aunt requested Drake & Cardi B on her bday playlist and the family is having a fit tryna find appropriate songs 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@philpapi_
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Why jobs & schools be thinking they can pizza-party yo ass to death & that make everything ok? I mean I'ma eat it, but still
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Me: Rotisserie chicken on sale: Hey Me: Fa sho, let's go
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@philpapi_
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4 years
Man I'll never forget my mama called me in the room Cherokee was on the screen she said what's this I just start crying
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nish, FLO’s 4th Member 🪐
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........so y’all used to jack off while sitting at your family’s desktop computer? deadass?
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@philpapi_
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Rugrats in Paris. Orange. If you know you know
@McJesse
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Reply with the VHS you wore out as a kid.
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@philpapi_
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When she got a studio apartment & you only need bout 15 roses for this >
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@philpapi_
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6 months
Heavenly Father please send a bitch that understand I cannot text in surgery. So tired of having this conversation
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@philpapi_
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Nicki not understanding Quavo silence when she went mute when the whole world tried to destroy Drake credibility is too funny to me..
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@philpapi_
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@GabriellaPearI Okay. Well he laughed, & I used that to illustrate it.
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@philpapi_
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Gisele new nigga used to be at they crib teaching then karate n shit? Lmfao don’t put nothing past nobody dawg 😭😭 sickening.
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@philpapi_
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9 years
Saw a couple at the park sitting on a blanket eating Popeyes together. Couldn't imagine what else love is supposed to look like
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@philpapi_
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Me, explaining to a patient I wasn't in the OR so I really don't know how it went but they alive & that's a good place to start
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@philpapi_
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@__Rocka Fa sho that's understandable I just get irritated you know they be picking on him lol & I'm just like.. am I the only one who remembers? Y'all loved that nigga
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@philpapi_
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6 years
Damn you want anymore chicken wit yo lemon pepper
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@philpapi_
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9 years
"Post up at Onyx & shoot us a Movie!!!" #FutureHive http://t.co/sWwCkYk6Me
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@philpapi_
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@_CJPROS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 be 12 houses down talmbout "I think" man just stop driving here I come
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@philpapi_
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7 years
@Drake Nigga perform in the united states nobody care about new Zealand
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@philpapi_
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8 months
Teach these dumbass niggas Baldy!!!!
@BaldyNFL
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. @UMichFootball @blakecorum_24 is love this play at CFB and NFL. Always seems to create confusion. #BigBlue @rosebowl2024 #BaldysBreakdowns
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@philpapi_
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Taking your time to get to know each other >
@cnnsport
CNN Sports
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Tennis star Rafael Nadal gets engaged to girlfriend of 14 years, Mery Perello
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@philpapi_
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@CSmittyBaby Lmfao listen my mans tried to get her favorite snack & she wasn't wit it smh
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@philpapi_
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If I gotta text "hey big sis y'all good" to yo girl you dead to me don't even come home
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@philpapi_
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7 years
Wedding vows: Aye lmfao we wild
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@philpapi_
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Deelishis & Bernice gon be in the club til they 60
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@philpapi_
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6 years
Gotta get a better steak if you think it need sauce
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@philpapi_
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5 years
Aye let em fight I’m still pulling the string when it’s my stop
@barstoolsports
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This. Is. Spirit Airlines. (IG/my_yannacondadont)
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@philpapi_
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4 years
Lord whatever you are cooking outside please understand that it is done
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@philpapi_
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6 years
Got the offer 🙏🏾better pay, regular hours with no weekends, same benefits, & they're gonna pay for my classes to get my certification. A nigga been praying for this so hard dawg y'all don't even know... thank you God
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@philpapi_
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Lala always look like she irritated wit Melo lmaooooo
@espn
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Basketball is family 🙌 Melo got a special facetime call from his son, Kiyan, after he dropped a season-high 25 points. (via @trailblazers )
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@desylvv Lmfaooo she gotta give me a min to get my shit together
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8 years
This man has a family take this down please
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@philpapi_
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6 years
Imagine demanding another adult be responsible for your peace lmao grow up.
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@philpapi_
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My shorty just got a job offer that's Gon almost double her salary and the timing couldn't be better cus I just decided we pregnant 🥰
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@philpapi_
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7 years
Rent paid so don't disrespect me by asking what I'm bringing to the cookout this weekend. I'm bringing me, dawg.
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@philpapi_
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106th & Park used to play the same 10 videos everyday & my ass was tuned in each time lmfao dope show
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@philpapi_
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I experienced a Michigan football National Championship & a Lions playoff win in the same week. I can't believe this is my life
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@philpapi_
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Doc Rivers really go in the shop & get his skin lined up
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@philpapi_
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Wayne: I like a long-haired, thick redbone. Open up her legs & filet mignon that pwussy. I'ma get in & on that pwussy. If she let me in, I'ma own that pwussy 14 year old me:
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Apologized to Kim K for waking up late then I got to it
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Pulling up to your parents crib & getting a free meal & good life advice always gon be dope.
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@philpapi_
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@Lizzs_Lockeroom I can't get a mcflurry but they got new fits smh
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@Marlon23rd I love that deep down we all have lived the exact same life lmaoo
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@philpapi_
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Tasha pussy sent a nigga smooth outta town in 24 hours… Don’t ever compare her to Ms Valdez again.
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@philpapi_
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7 years
"Naw naw nigga since you so fucking funny on the TL go make the bitch laugh now"
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@philpapi_
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My boy on vacation with his lady: “Traveling with a whore > traveling with a good woman” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“I’ma call you back” ain’t got no time frame on it. Shit might be a month from now, ion know. I do know I wanna get off this phone wit you lol
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@philpapi_
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You & yo budget when y'all realize you fucking with a girl that likes to eat
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@TravelerUnbound 😂😂 you gotta admit I be making sense sometimes
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@philpapi_
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Idc "I'll show em how to network. Fuck that Netflix & Chill, what's yo net worth?" one of the hardest bars to me lmfao
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@philpapi_
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90s basketball was ass lmfao
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@philpapi_
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I love this show RT @NOTSCWill : Charles Barkley's mocking of ESPN is one of the funniest things I've heard all year
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Ja came "I miss my gma" in the midst of a controversy.... Boy smarter than I thought I wasn't familiar with his game
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@philpapi_
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@GabriellaPearI It's an acronym for "laugh out loud"
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@philpapi_
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My mom got a big surgery going on today. Would appreciate a prayer for her if you got a moment this morning
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@philpapi_
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Long as you know my boy ain’t never talked bout no girl the way he talk bout you sis
@dyxo_
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I’ve never looked at my nigga friends as my friends. Y’all my opps actually😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Have more uncomfortable conversations. Relationships fail because of unexpressed expectations.
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This the look she give her friends when they ask “are you really bout to go home wit this nigga?” Lmao
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Can y'all please pray for me. Ain't nothing wrong, I just don't wanna be at work
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@philpapi_
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10 mins after yo mans got in the car without a word, you hear "I hate this bitch" & look to the right
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Whenever a girl ask me to open sumn I channel energy from all the fellas around the world like a spirit bomb 😭😭😭 this shit Gon get opened even if I gotta die
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@philpapi_
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Niggas really think “it’s gon be 10 mins on spicy” Gon make me drive away lol okay that’s fine. So what’s good how yo shift been
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Detroit girls vs Hairstylists one of my favorite battles to watch.
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Waking up & checking my account every morning
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Like you took the SAT for D Rose
@chaclobro
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What it look like I do for a living?
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Steph ain’t nothing but Eddie House with a green light & his own shoe…
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Nicole Ari Parker: I just haven’t been feeling as wanted lately I miss getting a lot of attention like I did when we were dating Boris: Wonder if we got anymore of this dip in the kitchen
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Me, outside Popeyes @ 11:59 et tonight
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Y’all ain’t gon preciate island Drake til it’s 2045 & yo wife talked you into one of them Tom Joyner cruises & bingo night get lit cus the DJ cut on Blem. But I ain’t gon say nothing else
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@philpapi_
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It's coming. It's gonna be the 81 walk off or Game 7 scorer's table, tho.
@LakeShowYo
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what’s taking so long? @Lakers
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When I tweet some fire but don't get any RTs:
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Being snowed in when you got everything you need >>>>
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My head coach slapped a white man & then took his team to the Sweet 16 we are NOT the same lmfaooooo it ain’t for everybody!!!!!
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When your dasher makes a wrong turn & you now know the warmth of your food is in jeopardy
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Child abandonment is a felony sis. I don't think a more sufficient excuse exists lol
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Meredith Grey, J.D.,MBA
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Why do adults think that not being able to find childcare is a sufficient excuse to miss work ???!!!
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$80 for lunch
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Halle Berry circa 1992 ✨
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@Marlon23rd LMFAO!!!!
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I hate the "you act different around yo friends" shit... No I'm myself when I'm wit my niggas. I act different around you.
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My uncle drunk talmbout he been married 55 years but don’t believe the hype it ain’t that hard cus once you lose yo hearing they way easier to deal wit 😭😭😭
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@philpapi_
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A good "naw babe it's cool foreal" to get her riled up for the waitress >>>>>>>>>>>
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I’m here to tell you right now… ain’t none of y’all new faves rapping like this 😂😂😂
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@philpapi_
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Free my nigga Kobe dawg what the fuck
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Police in Belfast, Maine, made an unusual arrest over the weekend.
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Questlove having Dababy in a dream music festival lineup is really concerning.
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@The2nd_JEH LMFAO I'd be like wtf?? Then slowly realize they killing that shit
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The use of Lauren & Nip’s relationship as a reference to showcase what you think are some shortcomings of the opposite sex is an odd thing to takeaway from all of this.
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Trey: Smooth Saturday. Ima catch a nap real quick, lowkey tired. *wakes up* Nicki: You indirectly lying on yo dick nigga Trey:
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