Bitches with good pussy always think you gon drop everything you doing & hop in the car soon as they invite you over lol first of all, did you eat & do you want anything from the store
*overheard in labor & delivery*
A: I gave you a whole ass baby & you didn't bring me shit. No flowers no nothing. You just walk in wit that goofy grin & Cheetos.
B: now you don't like hot Cheetos lol aight man
LMFAO
*End of the night drunk negotiations outside the club/bar*
Her: Idk. I mean… I guess I can come but I have to work early. Are you gonna get up on time to bring me back?
Me:
@__Rocka
Fa sho that's understandable I just get irritated you know they be picking on him lol & I'm just like.. am I the only one who remembers? Y'all loved that nigga
Got the offer 🙏🏾better pay, regular hours with no weekends, same benefits, & they're gonna pay for my classes to get my certification. A nigga been praying for this so hard dawg y'all don't even know... thank you God
Wayne: I like a long-haired, thick redbone. Open up her legs & filet mignon that pwussy. I'ma get in & on that pwussy. If she let me in, I'ma own that pwussy
14 year old me:
Whenever a girl ask me to open sumn I channel energy from all the fellas around the world like a spirit bomb 😭😭😭 this shit Gon get opened even if I gotta die
Nicole Ari Parker: I just haven’t been feeling as wanted lately I miss getting a lot of attention like I did when we were dating
Boris: Wonder if we got anymore of this dip in the kitchen
Y’all ain’t gon preciate island Drake til it’s 2045 & yo wife talked you into one of them Tom Joyner cruises & bingo night get lit cus the DJ cut on Blem. But I ain’t gon say nothing else
My uncle drunk talmbout he been married 55 years but don’t believe the hype it ain’t that hard cus once you lose yo hearing they way easier to deal wit 😭😭😭
The use of Lauren & Nip’s relationship as a reference to showcase what you think are some shortcomings of the opposite sex is an odd thing to takeaway from all of this.