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@paredeshive
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trent could never
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Whats y’all favorite individual performance?
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@paredeshive
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@ilywuckk here from plug 🕊️🕊️ RIP 🙌
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@unknowncoder4 @stephenasmith @KingJames @nuggets He’s been preparing for that ass whopping he bout to give bronny
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So this happened, Alhamdulillah Real recognise real Anyone remember those times I got “cancelled” And “chased off the internet”?
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@totonototono0 @D3NNI_yt @DonaldMustard Let people enjoy the fucking season
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@abc3783hsu @MadridXtra didn’t know vlahovic himself killed them, thanks
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@NALABARDI @NoMoreZon @kirawontmiss grown ass woman with a block count in her bio 😭😭
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Me going on Twitter to see if everyone else’s TikTok was down #TikTokDown
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@paredeshive
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26-11-2023 Today is a new chapter in my life. I’m so so happy to announce that I’ve started my transition medically and that I’m now on testosterone blockers and estrogen. This is me and all I ask is for respect. I’m forever proud to be who I am and that will never change ❤️🫂
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@paredeshive
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WE BACKKKKK 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Not tweeting until Mykhailo Mudryk scores a goal. 💙
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@paredeshive
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i hate being a girl on FT… i get messages like this everyday from this specific user @fcbnesh and it’s really annoying 😢
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@t2vrn @2percss @tayk summrs rizzing up a middle schooler 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
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@paredeshive
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adding all my mutuals to this as my banner like and reply with a player to be added
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@keemwontmiss forgot mount ??
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Shutting the fuck up Challenge 1 Like = won’t tweet for 1 minute 1 Reply = won’t tweet for 1 hour 1 Retweet = won’t tweet for 1 day 1 Follow = won’t tweet for 1 week
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@paredeshive
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Armando Broja first half highlights 📸 | 4K UHD | Chelsea’s future 🌟
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@sooyacum @DaBabyDaBaby pardi won’t ever look for dababy 😂
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Invest in my stocks now before I get big.
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only havertz can drop a stinker with a goal bro im crying 😭😭
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@paredeshive
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@StedeSpeaks ?? yo wtf 😭
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@paredeshive
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Hello #Swifties Did you know Kevin Paredes is a HUGE Taylor Swift fan? In an interview, he recently stated “My favorite artist? Taylor Swift easily.” Pls repay him by contacting Wolfsburg and demand that he starts every game!!! mailto:service @vfl -wolfsburg.de +49 5361-8903-903
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@ahhhumad @XXL shut yo weird ass up
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@paredeshive
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I’m done!!!! 😡 starting from today, I will not tolerate 🚫 any form of spamming under my tweets 👎 Spamming will result ✅ in an instant block ❌ and a report 👨‍⚖️
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@paredeshive
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During lunch, I told my friends a joke but they didn't hear it.... Then my other friend repeated it louder and everyone laughed.... Then I screamed AL NABBR🤡🤡 Then he told me to "hold"...🤡🤡 I then turned his notis off and blocked him.. W own? 🤔
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goodnight
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2024 stocks 📈
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goodnight 💤 big game tmr
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i haven’t showered in 365 days 🤣🤣
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goodnight cruzeriro loss tmr 🥹🤩
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@t2vrn @2percss @tayk nigga standing up for his daddy 😂
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@paredeshive
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thank you for 500 💙☝️
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@paredeshive
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RIGHT! stop stealing my tweets. I spend hours brainstorming and workshopping these. I get it, theyre the best on the app but it really does affect me personally and Ive cried several times over this. The next time somebody steals one of my tweets I will have to call the police 👮‍♂️
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goodnight
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Day 1 of being positive on this app, let’s go! 😊☝️❤️
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JOAO FELIX VS LIECHTENSTEIN AT HALFTIME 😭😭 0 Goals 😮‍💨 0 Assists 👌 0.05 xG 🤣 0 Shots On Target 🎯 1 Shot Way Off Target 🥶 0% Successful Dribbles 😂 0% Accurate Crosses 🥺 0% Ground Duels Won 💪 €127 MILLION WELL SPENT ??? 🤡😭
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2-0 to Azerbaijan ok 👍 #DeporteraJanneAndersson
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@paredeshive
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List of excuses for this match: 1. Nkunku false hope of return 2. Annoying home crowd 3. Poch banned from touchline 4. Reece red card 5. Caicedo wasn’t fit to start 6. We had no time to prepare 7. Whole squad still injured 8. Simon Hooper 9. Fairly cold 10. Cross Spammers 👍
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@paredeshive
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I just lost a follower. Words cannot describe how upset I am at the moment. I take this Twitter job very seriously and to lose a supporter really angers me. I need to take a little mental break so please do not reply with “.” or “ratio” as I will eviscerate you if you do!
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spot the bum
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Not tweeting until Mykhailo Mudryk scores a goal. 💙
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my goldfish just drowned im off this fucking app 💔✌️
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Everyone wants fb so badly Im starting a new thing, if you want a fb you will have to cash app me $1000 dollars. Cause I’m getting big on this account and shouldn’t allow free fb. For now on you either pay up for a fb or you go kick rocks, cause I ain’t playing around anymore. 🤬
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goodnight
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Me *walks into shop* Bossman “wys my g” Me “why is curry sold out?” Bossman “ @afc_mx1 @Benoit5ii and @idk_you999 were in here 5 mins ago, what do you expect!” Me “those curry munchers 🤦‍♂️” Bossman “ikr all jobless aswell!” Me “Tell me about it! Preciate you gang 🤙”
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keep seeing people repost that picture? i’m here to bless your tl ✨💙
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goodnight 😴💤
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Hello paredeshive fanbase. I came here to alert you that my son paredeshive has passed away. Love, paredeshive’s Mother. 🕊️
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@afc_mx1 ratio then 🤡 @support this user stole my meta mask trust wallet hacked banned scammed blocked lost my metamask wallet i need a sugar daddy i need help with an essay my account glitched got hacked fortnite account hacked roblox onlyfans minecraft account hacked BAN EVADING🙅🏽🙅🏽
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goodnight
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thank you for 600 🐐
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I’m shaking... i went outside and there were fans at my front door screaming “are you paredeshive from twitter?” 😲😵🤩 Obviously i’d take pictures with my big fans but you guys need to respect my privacy, doing this everyday is a hard job and i need time to relax. 😂👌💯
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Honest thoughts on this user? (no trolling)
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oh, you're my mutual?..... mgh... well... prove it... *straddles your waist while wiggling my hips*... mmgh.. ahh.. mutual... y-you're so big... mmgh~..*starts kissing your neck* a-ahh~..keep liking my posts-..mmgh..keep dming me...F-FVCK!!~ ngh~ 🤭🤭🤭
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400 followers thx 💙
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@paredeshive
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Looking for a sugar daddy? 👀dm if ur interested 😋
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@TheBlueDodger @Footy_Headlines stop spreading misinformation please
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my guys
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Before deactivating, I want to clarify I wasn’t aware that I could hurt someone. I trusted the people who followed me. I thought we were friends, but now it turns out that they’re exposing me? I’m leaving bc y’all hate me. Farewell everyone. 💔😢😭😫
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@21avio_ @8Casadei @DennKoba @FCB_Ace_ @SigmaPeww ratio @support this user stole my meta mask trust wallet hacked banned scammed blocked lost my metamask wallet i need a sugar daddy i need help with an essay my account glitched got hacked fortnite account hacked roblox onlyfans minecraft account hacked BAN EVADING🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽‼️🚨🚨🚨
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goodnight
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@paredeshive
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What can be found in my Tweets: -0 Trolling 😹 -Fighting against inequality 🤝 -Being nice to Woats 🐐 -Original tweets 🔥 -W tweets 💯 -My opinions = THE LAW ⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ -0 plugging ❌🔌 -0 bait 🎣🚫 -No n4n and fb begging 🙅‍♂️ Is @primepalmerr the greatest Twitter user of all time? 🤔
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@paredeshive
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I've decided to retire from the world of trolling. It's been fun, but as per your collective votes, I'll be logging out of my account. Remember, trolling isn't a good practice, and it's time for me to move on to more positive endeavors. Love, paredeshive 💚
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So i was at the local pub yesterday when suddenly, someone had walked up to me and said”YOOOOO! are you primepalmerr from twitter??” I humbly told him yes, to which he proceeded to ask for an autograph and buy me a beer. It’s nice to see how much my fans appreciate me irl 😍
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Ever since I started following @JoaoProp i’ve been noticing strange signs… my gf dumped me, i got robbed for all my belongings, my weight started to drastically rise with his, and my parents disowned me 😢😭💔 Take this how you want to, but i would recommend NOT following him 🙅‍♂️
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cowboys did u wrong but i would never 💗
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@JoaoProp @NCFC172 @Nonzi0 @X @narreeche @metpoliceuk RATIO @support this user stole my meta mask trust wallet hacked banned scammed blocked lost my metamask wallet i need a sugar daddy i need help with an essay my account glitched got hacked fortnite account hacked roblox onlyfans minecraft account hacked BAN EVADING🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽‼️🚨🚨🚨
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went private bc i have so many opps watching my every move man i have to stay safe
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awh look at my sweet little bundle of joy showing off his skills 🥺 my pookie bear is so full of surprises ! 🥰
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Share 4 pics that describe your taste in footballers
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Today I woke up late for school and my mom was yelling at me 😡 I told that jobless troll to rot in hidden😭😭 When I got to school my teacher greeted me with my failed exam😡😡😡I ratioed that bitch and the whole class screamed W OWN😭😭😭😭
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losing to the pistons should result in automatic relegation and a 500k fine on all opposing players
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gm guys 👋 big matchday
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if paredeshive is the answer, what’s the question? 🤔
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just caught these thugs @hudsonhive and @fcbnesh on the street pondering some criminal activities 🤢 @metpoliceuk arrest these hoodlums ASAP!! 😢
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goodnight chat 😁
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@paredeshive statistically calculated X characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Bangers 🟢 W tweets 🟢 Notis 🟢 Rizz 🟢 Good takes 🟢 Goat mutuals 🟢 W ball knowledge 🟢 W music knowledge ❌ Weaknesses: 𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓻 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 😮‍💨
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sadio mane u are nothing but a thug and a pedophile, the fact that he still is playing in this match is a complete disgrace to afcon and the sport in general.
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goodnight 💤
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me and my gfs wallpapers. couple goals 😆🫶
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?? 😭
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ofc usa doesn’t start scoring until paredes is subbed, goodnight ✌️
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can you guys stop tagging me in this like fr 😭🙄
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EXPOSE UR TWITTER CRUSH
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this chelsea defense is special 🌟🥹
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Guys, I just want to let y'all know that I just betted on ALL my money 💸, MY house 🏡, MY assets 💰, MY family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦, MY car 🚗 and MY 🍆 that CHELSEA will HUMILIATE newcastle. I'm confident and if we lose, Y'all wont see me EVER AGAIN 🙏. I hope y'all support the blues 💙
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#NewProfilePic dempele 🐐
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Listen, I am a BIG account, if you have less than 10k followers, I’m just not going to respond 😭😭 You aren’t worth my time, I am on a certain popularity level. I go outside and people say my name, I can’t be responding to every account. If you’re a fan, stay that way. 🤢👋
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