Things Jamaican men are called gay for: Shaving their arms, drinking soup with a spoon, being properly dressed, being literate.
Things Jamaican men are NOT called gay for: Always around 50 man, calling a next man daddy, killing women.
Mid way my therapy session
Therapist: “I think you need somebody you can really talk to about these things”
Me confused cuz mi think a dat me a did a do.
Montego Bay Deputy Mayor Richard Vernon has taken a swipe at Jamaican expatriates who seek greener pastures at the expense of developing their homeland.
Vernon insisted that patriotic youths should stay in Jamaica and build their country.
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So I actually stopped texting people first and I wasn’t actually shocked. Was just disappointed in myself for overestimating my importance in people’s lives.
1. Starting back Gym
2. Trip to Turkey
3. Hairline replacement surgery
4. Two Voxy to run Uber
5. Buy a new house
6. Need a 2025 Yaris Cross or Honda Vezel
Yeah unu nah see me back till 2026
In less that 48 Hours
1. People frawt up over slippers
2. Galaxy nose block the whole a we and seh she nuh fraid.
3. Jada silence Steflondon
4. Moy is PR manager for iron ballon artiste jaja
5. Kareem BigDreams has temporarily returned.
Imagine driving up in your Honda Fit and a woman aguh seh “omg you’re a man and you’re driving a fit”
Bitch stfu and guh wait pan di 46 Weh a guh pricerite.
In the space of Monday at 11:02am, to 2:00pm today, Scripted Jamaica was tasked by 31 customers to revamp their Resumés. 24 of these customers have called to say they’ve received new jobs.
Celebrate your wins no matter how small.
Scripted Jamaica “Let us Be Your Pen”