i’m going to organize a thread of threads/important information, analysis, and gaylor theories, starting with this link to my tiktok series about the queer flagging in taylor’s art:
an anti just reminded me of the useful tiktok video series i have about why i think taylor swift girlkisser, solely based on queer flagging and interpretation of her music and art. no muses, no speculation, no stereotypes—just some questions🤨
chappell i need u to keep doing more controversial things that piss off the masses, turn the camp levels up to ten thousand and scare all these weak bitches away, they aren’t worthy
swifties if you cannot tell after that mashup that taylor has been singing to you this whole summer, i’m not sure how to help you. she is literally screaming and begging for you to hear her
i can fix him [make him straight]
i can see you [being a gay like me]
loving him was red
but loving you was so scarlet it was
maroon
WAKE UP PEOPLE ITS SMACKING YOU IN THE FACE
i shall speak: thee 1989 tv prologue. i thought it was written super weirdly immediately when i first read it. i still do…it feels like it’s full of traps and easter eggs. i just rediscovered THIS in there while i was rereading it: (1)
i think the fact that probably every single ship within the fandom thinks that mashup is about their ship is proving a VERY loud and important point in all of this
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRAVIS HELPED DRESS HER IN ALL WHITE WITH ALL THE PPL FORCING HER TO PERFORM BEFORE SHE HAD TO PERFORM WITH A BROKEN HEART HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
5 years ago today, taylor hosted her LAST secret session ever in la.
—it became the last ss after ungrateful fans l£ak£d her locations, dates and tracklist. the last secret session was supposed to be held at her house but she moved it to a rental house last minute!!
I didn’t know this random Wednesday would provide some of the best unexpected Gaylor proof ever, but here we are. Gaylor Reddit kept saying “Taylurker, touch your nose during CP ovation on 7/10 if you’re here!!”
I KID YOU FUCKING NOT. She held it for like 5 seconds holy shit
the duality has never been more clearly on display and the two sides of her are about to come together. like wow there’s really nothing else to say. it’s so loud. RED AND MAROON???? after i can fix him / i can see YOU?? the dichotomy is going crazyyyyyy
SHES STILL SINGING TO HER FANS
this is the last time i’m asking you this, the only one who has enough of me to break my heart, put my name at the top of your list, this is the last time i let you in the door, i fake a smile so [you] won’t see 🥲🥲🥲🥲
GUYS ALERT ‼️ THE COUNTDOWN FOR EXILE ENDING NEVER ACTUALLY REACHED 1????? IT WAS A HALTED COUNTDOWN AND THEN SHE CAME OUT IN A YELLLOW DRESS. THE COUNTDOWN THEORY IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE HOLY SHIT IS IT REALLY HAPPENING????
you didn’t even READ the signs. you didn’t even read the signs. so i’m leaving out the side door, and i hope it’s shitty where you are. cuz tail between your legs you’re leaving. old habits die screaming
i just want to caution everyone to pay attention to the STORY taylor is telling rather than wtv real life ppl it may/ may not be about. lest we forget the 1989 tv prologue & warnings taylor has given. cherry picking and reading her personal life into her songs is a dangerous game
okay apologies if i’m just late to the party, but i was just thinking of the line in mastermind, “you know all the wisest women had to do it this way / cuz we were born to be the pawn in every lover’s game” and how it references the myth of Iphigenia and Agamemnon
this line is *chefs kiss*. she’s referencing, of course, the infamous line from Romeo and Juliet, and adding a twist to it to say: the names, or maybe *the pronouns* i use are just placeholders, but if i used the real ones it would be a scandal. bc girl kisser 💅🏼
and if i said that the bodysuit alterations and increased ass shaking and cheeky pics are a part of taylor’s brand shifting to target sapphic audiences, then what?😜
GUYS ALERT ‼️ THE COUNTDOWN FOR EXILE ENDING NEVER ACTUALLY REACHED 1????? IT WAS A HALTED COUNTDOWN AND THEN SHE CAME OUT IN A YELLLOW DRESS. THE COUNTDOWN THEORY IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE HOLY SHIT IS IT REALLY HAPPENING????
starting with wcs being about all of the choices she made that she deeply regrets, that haunt her at night, and that hiding (ikp) was one of those regrets and ttds being about romanticizing the road not taken and what ifs and now it’s the damn season to step into the DAYLIGHT ✋🏼
devils roll the dice, when you aim at the devil, make sure you don’t miss, and she aims at the devil in midnight rain which is a song about comphet. the devil is heteronormativity 🙂↕️
Times when Harry and Louis could have replied very differently if there wasn’t something going on between them, a thread 🧵
1. Who would you like to be your valentine, if you could have anyone in the world?
❎ Literally anyone in the world
✅ You (Louis)
it’s nice to have a friend of dorothea, dorothea, it’s never too late to come back to my side, you and i walk a fragile line, a very thin line, but something kept me holding on and i gave so many signs and i’ve seen this film before so i’m leaving out THAT FUCKASS DOOR
so the house she’s running back to is the stone house covered in ivy? you mean emily dickinsons house? in from the snow and the frozen ground after the great war and running home to your true love? high above it all where she’s finally happy? so CALL IT WHAT YOU FUCKIN WANT
so tell me to run and dare to watch what we become, and call it what you want. high above the whole scene. i’m fresh out the slammer on the way here me to you, running back home to you, true love
this is actually so fucking insane and she sang the song that has “flamingo pink, aquamarine, sunrise boulevard and tangerine” in it….and this being the mv that she said had easter eggs in it we would discover a decade later…i fear her. 🩷🩵💛🧡
THE GAYLORS HAVE THE KEY TO HER SECRET GARDENS BC WE KNEW THE LAKES ARE HER SECRET GARDENS BC SHES GAY AND HER MUSE IS GAY AND SHE’S SETTING OFF BUT NOT WITHOUT HER MUSE, A GIRL NAMED BETTY AND TAYLOR IS JAMES SHES THE NARRATOR IM FINE ABOUT THIS
AFTER THAT STUNT THE SECRET OF US ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET AND IS IT OVER NOW I THINK I AM FINALLY CLEAN WE’RE OUT OF THE WOODS NOW BITCH. SHES FINALLY CLEAN. ALL THE WINE MOMS ARE STILL HOLDING OUT BUT FUCK EM, ITS OVERRRRR
my head is spinning this is already breaking me again bc wdym she introduced the lesbian bodysuit only for it to go missing for 2 weeks to make an appearance again during pride month on NATIONAL FLAG DAY oh this might be even louder than inthaf x dorothea the GLACIER IS EXPANDING
it’s actually quite painful how swifties have perverted the meaning of yoyok. she said she realizes she won’t be saved by the perfect kiss and then swiffers went ahead and said the prophecy is changed bc the right man came along. THE RIGHT MAN WONT SAVE HER THATS THE WHOLE POINT
the swiffers are starting to realize that the errors tour glitches have also been a part of the performance bc it’s all a performance, & gaylors have been saying that for months & another thing we’ve been saying for months is that another part of the performance is tr— *gunshots*
she just said “and i’ll probably always dip in and out of writing that way” about being the narrator not the characters in the betty speech???? death of the author mhm mhm
🗣️ QUEER PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU LOUD DECLARATIONS OF THEIR SEXUALITY AND PERSONAL PREFERENCES. YOU EXPECTING THEM TO DO THIS BEFORE THE PUBLIC CAN SEE THEM AS QUEER IS CONTINUING TO DEHUMANIZE AND OTHER QUEERNESS. STRAIGHTNESS IS NOT THE DEFAULT. QUEER PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE. 🗣️
And run
Like you'd run from the law
Darling, let's run
Run from it all
there goes the last great american dynasty. there goes the LOUDEST woman this town has ever seen!!!!
so darling let’s run, ruining everything. we’ll run.
it truly is freeing to be museless i’m not even trying to sound superior but it gives me so much less anxiety fr and it opens up the art in even more beautiful ways
it’s truly revolting, stomach churning, to watch swiffers make everything taylor does about that fucking man. like to hear them cheer so much louder for him, or when they think she references him, it makes me feel ill dude
rebirth tomorrow queen? rebirth tomorrow queen? rebirth like rising from a phoenix from the ashes in the city of rising from the ashes? you’re losing me you’re on your own kid? queen?
gaylors literally ARE cassandra bc our warnings are about the TRAP (*if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one*) that is COMING FOR THEM ALL!!! the great war is the fucking trojan war!!!!!!!!! IM LOSING MY MINDDDDD
holy shit she even sang the “i swore i was gonna marry him someday but i realized some bigger dreams of mine” line too????? and they still think they’re engaged???? i can’t 💀
and her singing people throw rocks at things that shine after the 55th anniversary of stonewall when she’s been using 55 so much…..and she saw all the gaylors predicting cassandra/new romantics and was all like, y’all know i have other songs that reference it too, right? 😭
gaylors are always the most ugly motherfuckers it’s hilarious actually. like how about you go take a shower and wash that grease bucket you call hair instead of obsessing over someone’s sexuality? Someone might I remind you that you don’t even personally know??? Fucking weird.
not a gaylor but why did she just sing four songs about forbidden love that society disapproves of when her relationship with tk is like, the opposite of that?🤔
she begged to change the prophecy on her knees, & long story short: she survived. now she’s all about YOU, she knows she did things greater than dating the boy on the fb team and won’t be saved by a perfect kiss bc she’s on her OWN..,takes a deep breath as she walks thru the door
i’m sorry but taylor is in no way shape or form responsible for what happened in vienna and nobody is entitled to a statement from her literally EVER if she doesn’t want to as far as i’m concerned. y’all are WILD
for some reason i’ve been self harming by talking about politics on here way too much and i must immediately stop or risk leaving this platform forever. TAYLOR SWIFT GAY TAYLOR SWIFT GIRLKISSER MOOTS SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLORSWIFT
gaylor this, hetlor this: no. the real divide in the taylor swift fandom is and has always been between those of her fans that *read* her lyrics, and those of her fans who…don’t. a thread 🧵🪡:
i don’t wanna jinx anything but w every day that passes and as we keep getting missed social appearances and cagey responses from travis or their teams, i’m starting to think we really are in the “she ghosted” period of this performance art, the contract is over….. it’s coming
taylor alison swift said lightning strikes every time SHE moves but she’s looking at you (me, she), everybody wants you (her), everybody wonders what it would be like to love HER/me/you/us, and maybe it was ego swinging, maybe it was HER. THE SHE/HER MASHUP WE DESERVE🌈🩷🌈🧡🌈💜
oh my god i just remembered that the joe breakup was announced on easter like it was the world’s biggest easter egg….that makes it make even MORE sense for the BÚA to happen on independence day….🇺🇸🇬🇧🦅❤️🤍💙
yeah no one’s gonna be able to gaslight me about the significance of taylurkingate bc i told my skeptic gf about it and she said “my god” and that taylor is definitely lurking lol
it’s always been there but i’m pretty sure it’s been getting gradually brighter over time. she’s boiling the frogs into the “deadass thought i made it obvious” stratosphere
SWAYING AS THE ROOM BURNED DOWN
AND WHEN THE SKY RAINS FIRE ON YOU
AND YOURE PERSONA NON GRATA
ILL TELL YOU IVE BEEN THERE TOO
AND THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
he shaved his beard on the two year anniversary of “strike a match strike a match watch it blow, you’ll be the prince and the princess all there’s left to do is run” i’m.