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Number One Laptop and Electronics Plug. Previous account(Neo_officiall) suspended at 50k followers. IG@neoelectronics_
Joined May 2024
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Brighton football club is notorious for hyping up their players so they can demand world-record fees. The best way to beat this is to allow their players to run down their contracts before you then make Brighton an offer while the player is in the final year of their contract.
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Madrid fumbled Ronaldo, and they are still winning the League and Champions League. No player is bigger than the club. The world will never run out of good players.
If you got a good girl right now , donβt fumble her.
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Ever since I learnt that we are all not grace-mates, that's when the spirit of jealousy and envy left me. No matter what you do, some people are simply just destined to succeed where you fail, and there is absolutely nothing you or anyone can do about it. I genuinely still.
Cameroonian football superstar and current President of the Cameroonian Football Federation, Samuel Eto'o, upon attending an Ecobank group seminar in the city of Douala, Cameroon, met his longtime teammate, who is now working as a security guard.
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"Hi baby" but she is in a dark room with a guy playing Dream League Soccer.πππ
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Always make the conversation sexual long before she comes to your house so she knows what she is coming there to do. For me, even on the first phone conversation, I always say things like, "I actually prefer rolling with mature women. I don't judge women who I have sex with on.
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A hill I will forever d!e on. I will not chase you. I will not show working. I will not suffer for that girl hand. I will not try to prove to you that I am not your father or that I am better than your ex. I will not jump through hoops. You will reciprocate, or I walk away.
I like women who like me, I don't try to convince women who don't like me to like me.
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She even presented herself as part of the birthday gifts. Intentional women>>>>>>>>>>π₯Ή
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Asa man, please learn the art of seduction, manipulation, gaslighting and press resistance. On God you will not regret it. Always beat them at their own game. Always deflect.πππππππ.
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I can understand why you'd think so. Mahone was really smart. Profiling>>>>>>>>>>>
After watching prison break 3 times, my hot take is that Alex Mahone was smarter than Micheal Scofield.
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Go through the quotes and comments so you can understand me when I say that women are inveterate liars. There is no woman on earth capable of telling the truth. Not a single one. It is not in their nature to be honourable. If they can lie to themselves(and each other) and.
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Next time when women tell you people that good girl no dy pay and its the bad girls getting married every Saturday to wealthy men, una no go doubt am. Na here we go still dy one mkpi go still marry Yahweh. Nigerian men are beyond redemption.
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Gentlemen, I am here begging you again. Do not fall for all this "mArRy eArLy" nonsense. Marriage is hard, especially when you are doing it in a country like Nigeria. It's just responsibility and occasional sex. You will get in and not see what the hype is about. Calm down sir.
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There is no man on earth with the size of pen!s to satisfy this one.
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Women are masters at this. Was speaking to one girl who just got out of a relationship with a very wealthy guy, and she already has 2 doctors on her case who want to marry her. She has been nursing the friendship all while in a relationship with the rich guy. One of the doctors.
It was on twitter I found out that people have friends (safety nets) they plan on marrying later if they donβt find love with someone else.
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He is the only person on this app deserving of the word "Influencer". People come to buy laptops and Electronics from me just because he retweeted my post and they always say, "Na because of Dickson I dy patronise you.". Bro is Him. John Doe is a close second.
@Wizarab10 use "raise am" to change plenty people lives this year. Omo I never see this kind influence on social media for my life.
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If Ned Nwoko ends up divorcing Regina, these ones will still say it's his loss and that Regina settled for less. They will even make out Regina to be a child and a victim and tell you how its wrong to suffer with a billionaire. "Fish brains" is an insult to fishes.
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I love arrogant men so much. What a pitch.πππ
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My previous account has been suspended tonight. This used to be the "Neo Electronics" account, but I had to convert it. We go again.π€.
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You people have really placed women way above yourselves to the point that you lack any form of identity. Na me dy bring money, na me dy buy land, na me dy build house but na she must choose location that fits her taste or I am a bad husband?. Smh.
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Who use money buy love no dy pay finish.
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"The power of a relationship lies with whoever cares less.". I absolutely loved this movie. You will not fall in love with all the things you'll learn here, but you'll surely get lots of women and sex.πππ. With women, it's always all about game and power dynamics. ALWAYS.
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If for any reason you call a woman and she says she will call you back, I don't care how long it takes, do not ever call her again till she calls you back like she promised. Those things you classify as "it's not that deep" build up, and before you know it, you find yourself.
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They called me a mad man.π. For your own sake Gentlemen, take every word in this video seriously. Okafor's Law>>>>>>>>>>>Law of Thermodynamics
How do I advise you now? After everything your husband has done, you went back to collect amu from your Ex.
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I was discussing with a girl I started a thing with recently and she made a disrespectful comment. I told her to first apologise and never to make the statement again. She said she did not say anything wrong and would never apologise and that if I am not okay with it I should.
If your woman frequently threatens to end things over minor misunderstandings or when you catch her being sneaky or dishonest, it's time to "fling her away"! Your well-being and health are far more important than putting up with an entitled partner. In all my years of experience.
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While you are coming to marry their daughter, there are certain things your in-laws will tell you to do and you put your feet down and say no to it. It could be insisting on a date you choose, refusing to provide certain things on the list, refusing to spend so big or just.
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Bro married a medical doctor from a financially stable home. If he wants to hold a 24-hour lecture on relationships, I will sit and listen to him. I think he is also not from Anambra state, so he is in a position to say reasonable things about women, relationships, and marriage.
@Wizarab10 Just listen to his story too. I no even know say this boy get sense like this because na igbo boy
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The only thing left for me to do is to open a church and maybe people will start taking me more seriously. This pastor is married so they won't and can't threaten him with "mArRy FiRsT". Gentlemen please stop listening to these other weak married fools on social media. There
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Treat women the same way you treat sportybet;. "ONLY STAKE(invest) WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.".
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@Wizarab10 Abandon them there in the hospital and move on with your life. Don't fall for the tears or any sort of plea & manipulation. Paternity fraud is genuinely the most devilish thing any woman can do to a man. Another man gets to fvck for free and leave while you bear responsibilities.
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That guy might actually be using gossipmill to clean his money. He might have paid heavily to buy gossipmill from the original owner.
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Zobo lord no go dy there ke?.π Full-grown man still single in his 40s doing Zobo and posting it on the internet so that Twitter women will call him rEaL and domesticated mAn. An effeminate Anambra fool who cannot function without taking instructions from his mother. "Block
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I wonder why Gen Z are doubting this on TikTok. Prime Obafemi Martins was faster than Bale, Ronaldo and Mbappe. Bro was probably the first player to be giving 99 pace and acceleration on PES and Winning Eleven. Obagoal was rapid bro.
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They will update you about every part of their day except when they are going to cheat. Do not do long distant relationship with any girl in the university, especially if she is no longer a virgin.
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I saw a video on tiktok where a woman packaged a birthday surprise for her Anambra husband. She wrapped money and lots of gifts to celebrate the man. I was already doing Awwwnnn till I went to the comments to see her telling someone that on the night of that same birthday, her.
So your girlfriend collected money from you to prepare a βsurpriseβ birthday package for the same you ? Lmaooo! . You are a Fool π«΅πΎ.
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Going through hell doesn't mean God is preparing you for anything. Most times, it's the consequences of your own decisions. You may even d!e.
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If you pretend to be non-judgemental and free minded then get a woman to divulge her sexual history to you, you'll never entertain the thought of marrying a non virgin woman ever again. My ears full yesterday night. These girls are wild and crazy. A lot of men will marry whores.
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A broke, jobless, good for nothing idiot from a poverty-stricken family will call you stingy on top your own hard earned money, and you will start panicking?. If you are filling a form and your gender is required, you will still rush and tick "Male." . Smh.
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Wizarab is ugly, but that girl is a beautiful soul, and if I call out the hypocrisy, I am a vile human who ought to drop dead before 12pm today. I shaa have 8 more minutes.
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The context of these texts shows how much of a fool you have been and less about how much you think she loves you. Secondly, She sent you all this in one minute, and you still can't see what is happening?. Smh.
I woke up to beautiful messages this morning. How about you? π₯Ήππ
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If you like, allow them to gaslight, manipulate and whine you. Someone should tell this clown to find a husband and actually give birth first. "I'm leaving with my child" yen yen yen. Weyrey think say e dy abroad. Lol
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Gentlemen, do not ever be that man.
Marry that man who calls you back after an argument just to remind you that no matter how difficult things get he isn't going to leave you.
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Gentlemen, if there is one thing I want you to master as fast as possible, it's the act of staying calm and removing your attention when your woman is misbehaving. I promise you, it's a superpower that will restore her back to factory settings faster than any other method.
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This is not a personal attack, but I think we have changed the dynamics of marriage. Men are now the ones submitting to their wives in marriage, and I hate that we think it's cute. I genuinely never saw my dad being this subservient to my mum and even finding it funny and cute.
Another day I realised that I have limited authority in the house was the day I shared our Netflix password with a friend, a lady. I faced panel that day. I had to change the password for peace to reign. Told my friend, sorry.
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When a man's wife is abusive, addicted to drugs and has friends like Toke Makinwa, you just know the man is experiencing hell on earth but hanging on coz of the sentiment attached to "she was there for me at the beginning". I really feel for 2 baba. He even looks depressed.ππ£.
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"Side chicks will continue to exist because they are meeting needs that so many wives are unwilling to meet for their husbands." - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo
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He is boldly saying it on camera that the girl fed him at some point and heaven did not fall. That is how it's supposed to be. You should not be worried about whatever nonsense your own woman will say because of the things she did for you. There is no need to be that insecure.
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I can promise you that I do not hate my Anambra brothers, but like I said, I was born and raised in Anambra state, so I know what Anambra men are. There is no amount of dragging that will silence me or change their reality. It is a cultural flaw that is hurting their reputation.
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The virginity gospel is spreading, and I just love to see it.β€οΈ. Let's bring shame back to womanhood and help save more marriages(family). We must start telling our daughters the truth from a very young age.
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Something is not quite right with that last picture but no be me go scatter your family on Christmas day.
We are grateful to God for sending his Son Jesus. This season we remember His love towards us, and also His sacrifice and intentionality to love. May this season continue to remind us that love has no reason, love is pure, love is true and God is love. Merry Christmas .ππ π
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I have always talked about women with septum piercings, but y'all men just enjoy learning the hard way.
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If you give me the number, I call and you don't reciprocate the energy I am giving you, I will delete it and get another one the next day. There are many of you per square meter in this country. Y'all overrate yourselves so much coz Nigerian men naturally have low self-esteem.
so if I give you my number and turn you to status viewer on WhatsApp nkor?. una dey cap Sha.
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As a man, irrespective of your financial status, please have a dream, plan, or a purpose so you can dive right into it once the money comes. That is the only thing that will save you from blowing N100m on an ugly skrep just 2 weeks after meeting her.
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Took one girl out one time, bought rice, plantain and asked them to put one fried turkey. She asked how much?. They told her N8k. She asked for one?. They replied yes. She told them to just give her the rice and plantain coz she can't watch me spend that amount on one protein.
Babe that actually like you, will be the one to complain if the uber fare is high, the price of food is high, the choice date location is high. That a babe has a problem with you complaining about high price, is a red flag. Fling her away.
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Come and know your engine parts so your mechanic will stop cheating you.
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Now I am hooked. Let me go find this movie and watch it this morning.
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On this day, many decades ago, A VIRGIN WOMAN gave birth to our Lord and Saviour. Heaven saw all the non virgins with cHaRaCtEr and gOoD WiFe but specifically chose A VIRGIN WOMAN for the most important job. Merry Christmas my people and happy new year in advance.π.
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You men are really ruining the dating pool for the rest of us because why is this new girl I'm talking to telling me that her ex used to kneel down and beg her before she will allow him to fvck her. And it's always men from a particular state, ALWAYS. I don taya.π€¦ββοΈ.
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I understand what she is saying and where she is coming from. I have always maintained that if your wife majorly contributes financially to the running of the family, then you must help out with the kids and other domestic duties too. Expecting a woman to fully contribute.
"There's no woman you're going to marry in this generation that will go to work and come back to start cooking for you". - Verah Orhobor
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"In times of my stubbornness, silliness, carelessness, you never loved me less. You cried with me, you showed me how bad you want us to work even when i was dumb or stupid to see it.". Na you dy press money, na you still dy cry, beg, forgive and tolerate bad behaviour make
The context of these texts shows how much of a fool you have been and less about how much you think she loves you. Secondly, She sent you all this in one minute, and you still can't see what is happening?. Smh.
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"Twitter gave you the bed you fvck your husband on.". Some of the terrible things these women are saying to their fellow woman is crazy. No type of insult wey mummy zee never collect bro. It is well shaa.
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Used "if I wanted to have sex with someone, do you think it would be you" to get her to feel inferior. Used "I'm not a pedophile" to get her age.". Now she'll fvck him to prove she's worthy of his penis thinking it's her idea. Guys, learn the art of manipulation & seduction.π
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When dealing with women, your greatest power lies in your ability to WALK AWAY when disrespect is served or reciprocity is not being served.
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Igbo girls.π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ. She couldn't even express herself properly. "My bleast(breast) is standing." . You go just know say na Anambra girl. Smh
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This one humbled Pregnancy o because what is this?.πππ
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If you meet a new girl and ask for her number but she gives you her Instagram instead. She is not looking for a man. She is looking for new fans, and you will be treated as one. Insist on the number and if she won't budge, walk away.
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Very typical. I knew it would always come down to money as usual with you lots. Always the unnecessary noise and bragging. Lol. Anyway I agree and I no argue. You are more accomplished than I am. At least you make Zobo and Kunu pass me. Honour where it is due.π
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How can Anambra men be okay living like this?. No be life be this?. This is just pure emasculation. What kind of woman-worshipping culture allows for your own wife to keep treating you like this in your own house to the point of even making the disrespect public?. π£ππ
I can promise you that I do not hate my Anambra brothers, but like I said, I was born and raised in Anambra state, so I know what Anambra men are. There is no amount of dragging that will silence me or change their reality. It is a cultural flaw that is hurting their reputation.
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Let's find the man and get him the help he needs. That phase can be so hard on men. You just know his Post Poverty Psychosis made him do it.
So the husband set this lady ablaze. Mother of 5, by pouring patrol on her and setting fire. Post poverty depression π
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And there are men who are already panicking because they don't have enough money to renew their love subscription for 2025.πππ.
"I know your birthday is in January, so I got you this". Intentional women >>>>>. I dey always get better female friends. We never do Christmas, I don collect 2025 birthday gift.
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I will give all the money to my madam make she for no vex then I will continue to wear slippers, rags and buy a Nokia torch while I watch my wife spend the whole N125m on herself just to show that I am an oDoGwU and a rEaL mAn.π.
You just won a 125 Million Naira on SPORTYBET. What are you going to do with that money?.
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Imagine having a wife who has Tiwa Savage and Toke Makinwa as her friends. Maybe Jane Mena and Korra Obidi are her close friends too. I can't wait for 2 baba to speak. That man has been dying in silence.π£.
βActress Annie Idibia is in a very bad state and allegedly currently in Rehab. Insiders reveal that it is very very bad and the two people allegedly currently taking care of her are Singer Tiwa Savage and Media Girl Toke Makinwaβ. β Stella Dimoko Korkus
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I do not regret any of the relationships that I have been in for one very simple reason, WE BOTH INVESTED. As I am buying bone straight, you are buying a Samsung flagship phone for me. I pay for your flight, you buy me PS5. I vehemently demand reciprocation. I bill my women.
Donβt use money to buy love. Wetin the Tosyne girl do this guy no good. Heβs in pain π₯΄
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You can travel by air and still get in a plane crash. You can travel by road and get to your destination safely. It still doesn't change the simple fact that air travel is 100 times safer, better, faster, and easier.
You can be raised by a single parent Buh still raised well. You can be raised by both parents Buh not raised well.
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These are the people who expect you to stay even after they multiply 10 times in size after having just one baby. Bro did not initially have a big tummy. He developed one and she didn't even talk to him. She just left. Your problem as a man is that you are not ruthless enough.
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I just saw a video on Tiktok where Pastor K and his wife were talking about how exes are responsible for most of the infidelity cases they have handled during marriage counselling. Today is Christmas so I'll not say anything but one thing I know for sure is that I'm a very.
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Married man go use N12k knack small girl, some men from a particular state will be offering blank cheque to a guy to leave the same woman for them. This life no balance.
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Tell them to lose weight for their own good. You hate wimin. Stay chaste till marriage for your own good. You hate wimin. Don't go naked on social media. You hate wimin. Work hard and make your own money so you don't always have to beg or put yourself in compromising positions.
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The kind where women are held accountable and not worshipped. The kind where women know their place. The kind where a woman will not dare abuse a househelp and the so-called man of the house will turn a blind eye just because he is scared to confront the woman he married. The.
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I genuinely hate chasing women or applying pressure to get a woman to like me. It's clear that Timi Dakolo's wife settled for him. A woman who genuinely likes you would be proud of you even if you were trekking. The fact bro and the clown interviewing him find the whole thing.
βMy wife used to be embarrassed whenever I picked her up with the branded Picanto I won from Nigerian Idols.β β Timi Dakolo
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Full-grown man o. Smh.
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My elder brother and his fiancee just started their marriage class. They were asked to make a list of what they love about each other and what they do not like and submit at the next class. The first thing his fiancee wrote on the list of what she doesn't like is that my brother.
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A manager has just reached out to me with a mouth-watering 6-month loan offer for you with no obligation to buy subject to rigorous medicals. There will be incentives based on player performance and dedication to the club. He wants to know if you are willing to not only play.
There is something wrong with this tweet. The comment section is filled with men only . And it's definitely not about football. The comments are insane tho, I would prefer loaned players if I was a coach too; but I'm the player in theory π.
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If you want a house in Egbeda and your wife wants a house in Ikoyi, if you end up paying for a house in Ikoyi, it was not a joint decision made out of mUtUaL rEsPeCt, your wife is simply the one leading the marriage. If your babe wants an expensive wedding and you want a budget.
Taking care of, helping your wife and allowing her to make some decisions in the home doesn't make you a wimp, a simp, a weak man nor does it make you subservient to her. The HEAD and NECK align and work together for the wellness of the whole body, that's how a good marriage is!.
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I am hooked. I genuinely need to know how this movie ended.πππ
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Smh.
Woman reveals the length she goes to avoid sΒ£x with her husband when she's pregnant
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You are absolutely right. This is the clip. πππ. The best way to get women is to not be too nice to them. They abhor nice guys. Nice guys finish last.
In the comedy series every body hates Chris, there's an episode this was shown and I picked it up, that nonchalant attitude deh work like mad especially when she done already fall for you ajah.
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Talking about audacity, one just called me now to tell me that she is done eating at a restaurant but her bank app is not working. Person wey i never sabi reach two weeks. I felt really angry at myself because what was it about me that gave her the impression that I was a fool.
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They are and they know it. I promise you they know what they are.
Big Brother alumnus, Sandra Essiene (2024)
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When you marry a woman who settled for you, it is not surprising that your presence will disgust her so much that she has to turn you into an errand boy if it constantly gets you out of her sight. I completely understand. Women who marry the men they actually wanted treat those.
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Some of us can actually tweet our thoughts even when the women in our lives follow us and see our tweets. And then there are those who need to receive instructions or take permission before they can like a tweet, and that is if they are not busy buying pepper in the market.
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Happy birthday to the most impactful man on Twitter Ng.
Call him by his name. His name is Wizarab. We will never forget. The Ugly One, The Patriarch, The Godfather, is 32. Native - @_klassisch .Cigar - @PlasenciaCigars .Drink - @GuinnessNGR .Photographer - @C_Victor_Akanna
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Women overrate themselves so much. Where you wan see Xi Jin Ping, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Mourinho, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo, Erisco foods or Netanyahu to fvck?.
cheat on me w a basic bitch & imma fck w a nigga you look up toπ.
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