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@mynameisRobbo
Adam
6 years
Having a piss, shaking it, double shaking it, putting it back in, zipping your fly, and dribbling a cupful of piss back in your pants.
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What’s worse than a heartbreak?
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@mynameisRobbo
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6 years
@realordinarylad @DontFollowStu The whole vid is actually just a woman trying to reverse park
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@Independent A species is dying and everyone’s like ooh they said tits lmao
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
Why anyone would want to go to Ocean Beach in Ibiza completely baffles me. So here’s a little thread on my presumptions as to why...
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@StokeyyG2 90% of U11 teams could do it
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@mynameisRobbo
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@JamieWebster94 When u can’t sing about the tories anymore
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@mynameisRobbo
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3 years
When you’re off your nut and there’s wasps at the bbq
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The Golden Boy still got it 🥊 (via @oscardelahoya )
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@mynameisRobbo
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6 months
@JunglistYid Careful. You’ll have the fake teeth/fiat500/ocean beach/hair transplant/fake lips/newbuild house/audi A3/cheeky nandos crew coming for you
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@SwearingSport Tbf the ref wouldn’t understand him even if he was fluent
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@mynameisRobbo
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3 years
“Me steering locks broke” at the end when he gets out 🤣
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@Urban_Pictures The irony of that banner is killing me 😂
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@mynameisRobbo
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3 years
@BootstrapCook My mum used to make me a toasted tomato sandwich and to this day it’s my comfort food. Just two slices of toasted, lashings of butter, sliced tomato and a good sprinkle of salt. In a sandwich
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@Marco__P_Shite U know shits hit the fan if you get accused of something then Michael Barrymore comes out to defend u 😂
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@JunglistYid Final bosses at Ocean Beach
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@kaiav11 He’s not gonna shgive you free entry at OB u melt
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@thisisheart @AmandaHolden @ImAshleyRoberts @GlobalPlayer Heart FM let’s make a young lads Xmas come true (mine) by getting a wholesome Christmas message sent out (close up photo of dilated anus) from the girls to a less fortunate brave boy on his hospital bed (me in my own bed)
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@Football__Tweet Which one is garnacho
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@mynameisRobbo
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I remember my first gram of coke
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@iamtomskinner Let’s see her brown wrinkled dungeon first then we can make an educated decision
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@GoodBadRugby Geezer 5 seconds in gets absolutely lord admiral nelson’d
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@fronsoir2 Big coke drip at 15 seconds in 🤣
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@mynameisRobbo
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8 months
@PintsBeauty I’d rather slam my cock in a door
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@MrBarrymore Top middle or bottom of the deep end
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@Pu55yman_Dan One way ticket to losing your deposit
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
@piersmorgan You had no problem with Millie Dowlers phone tho
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@UberFacts Wait till u hear about rimming
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@MikeyCycling You should try and find a way to grass them up to the police
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 months
@Patrick_Topping Bet she claps when it lands
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@CartzFx @kyallaud Toad off Super Mario at the end there
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
Yourself: Yes that’s right. You’ve come for yourself. You have an ego and you want to show it off to every other egotistical plank in there and all over social media. We’ve established you’re not there to party or for the music. So that’s it. Get over yourself.
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@fergalkiernan U don’t sound like a grown man with mates
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@FBAwayDays Well done prob some fucking estate agent with a zip up jacket cost him a months commission
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@MichaelBensonn Great who’s he gonna fight after that? Jim June?
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@mynameisRobbo
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@carlyjohnson123 41 wow you never said
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@whymycariswet @ratpattz Hahahahaha ffs why can’t the women say that? But ta mate anyway flattery is universal 🥰
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@Kitteekawaii I will never ever ever not retweet this when it comes on the TL
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@mynameisRobbo
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7 months
@racingblogger Good gear?
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 months
Few of you might remember my old ginger cat Freddy from the old vids etc. He passed away today at the grand old age of 18 and a half years. All devastated here in Robbo towers but happy he had the best life he could ever have had, hasn’t even sunk in tbh. He was loved ❤️
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
The music: Oh yeah, you’ve come all the way to the most reknown place on the planet for dance music and you’ve fucked off literally the best nightclubs & djs on the planet to see some dickhead man bun resident dj from Wigan play a load of cheese to a load of clueless cunts
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5 years
Melts, all of them. Absolute eyebrow plucking fake tanned toe curling fucking melts. About as streetwise as a fucking 5yo kid. Ocean Beach culture bum bag wearing fucking 2 bob cunts. Fuck em all hope there’s a tsunami. Winds me up mate. #LoveIsland
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
To party: Ok so you buy a bed for the day. A FUCKING BED? Mate, bed is the fucking last thing on my mind if I’m partying. Especially one that costs 2k that you can’t even sleep in. And £500 for a bottle of £32 Veuve Clicquot or £200 for a bottle of £35 Grey Goose. Get to fuck.
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@mynameisRobbo
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2 years
@GottiOrGotts Are u sure he isn’t sanding down the bumper
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@JoshWoogsLFC Starbar is the stand out performer like Gerrard in a 2008 Liverpool team there
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@bazzdgrogan @Urban_Pictures Not enough kids there to maul probably
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@smellyindianguy Like a sworn knight lol cocaine is great
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@annarose460 @BootstrapCook I wasn’t around in the 70s but it’s still the only way to describe a generous amount of butter in my book
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3 years
Remember when Peaky Blinders came out u had really weird men all over the country thinking they were 1920s gangsters. Fucking murals on walls and all sorts. Blokes going about in tweed suits with waistcoats and that. Twats
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@brownalfie98 Casemiro?
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@iamtomskinner Let’s see where she shits from big dog and I’ll make my offer
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Little Db thread for the hardcore followers
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
@xx_jnw She needs marrying
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@mynameisRobbo
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6 years
Ooooh look this is me in 2009. Now look at me ten years later. Look at how much I’ve changed in ten years. Look how great I am now. Look how many likes my post has. Look how much I’m loved. Look at my ego. Massage it. Fucking massage it you peasants. #10yearchallenege
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@mynameisRobbo
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5 years
Created a monster called The Druggy Builder and then retired it
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@mynameisRobbo
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4 years
Would anyone listen if I chatted absolute breeze about random stuff and various experiences for an hour and put it on soundcloud or something and labelled it as a podcast? I miss all that a bit if I’m honest, but I ain’t going back to all the daily mad shit on video 🤣
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@mynameisRobbo
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Right. It’s time to appreciate the legend & national treasure that is Chris Eubank senior. Name me another man who can speak the queens English to you with a lisp while wearing a monacle, bow tie & a fucking sheriffs badge & could still beat the fuck out of most men blindfolded
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@SuppressedSikh That’s pretty fucking scary tbf 😂
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@GoodBadRugby What in the cotton traders is going on here then?!
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