Hi, my name is Lewis Hamilton and I am a race fuckin car driver 🤯 who shreds through tyres and fuel and emissions every day I’m in the track
Who flies his dogs in a private jet
But don’t eat chicken, coz that’s wrecking the planet 🙄
Love how absolutely uncontrollably fuming they are, they’ve burnt a shirt using a safety lighter and a tray to make sure it doesn’t damage the concrete.
Spurs. Angry. But did a risk assessment.
A survey done by The Athletic say Edinson Cavani voted as the worst signing in the Premier League this summer, Thiago Alcantara as the best.
Thoughts? 👀
Already can't stand this bloke and he's only been in the hot seat 24 hours.
Smug, arrogant, entitled.
Pretty much the whole Man Utd fan base personified.
He's already made enemies at both Newcastle United and Manchester City with his comments today.
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This lad has come such a long way in 2 years. The transformation from the skinny lad in the academy is ridiculous - I think we sometimes forget how far he's come and what he's achieved!
Hilarious how insecure Arsenal fans are…
Only 3 goals (in the league).
But in reality it’s FOURTEEN goals behind in all comps.
That’s just goals. Let alone assists.
Imagine. A CEO that became a European champion with the club, loved by the fans because he’s doing a brilliant job, and actually cares enough about the fans to not think he’s above them.
One day...
🗣️ — Fred:
"I know I'm not the best player, not the most technical, but I give my blood and my life every time I'm on the pitch. As we say in Brazil, I carry the piano for the artists to play."
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This lot will very soon overtake the likes of Arsenal and Liverpool as most unbearable Fanbase online.
Absolutely full of themselves with every cliche’d bit of gash too.
Waving flags ≠ an atmosphere. You lot were silent the whole game bar winning a corner once 😂
Gary’s spent so long downplaying his own career to appease neutrals they now feel comfortable ‘comparing’ these two.
All I see is ‘average’ in the replies. How does an average player win 8 titles?
@KTHopkins
Kate Beckinsale is 2 years older than you, but looks 25 years younger than you, because you’ve allowed hate, and jealousy and anger to fill your life.
Luke Shaw had some shite luck with injuries. That’s a fact.
But what’s also a fact is he chose to go to the Euros when he hadn’t played for United since Feb.
He’s now injured again. I don’t think that’s acceptable.
🚨 Erik ten Hag: “Victor Lindelöf, Harry Maguire, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Luke Shaw are question marks for the Community Shield”.
“Lisandro Martínez will be involved”.
Hats off to Carragher. He might be a genius
Won’t call out Klopp so come out swinging today and made the conversation Vidic or Van Dijk.
But - it’s just a distraction from the fact Liverpool are going to finish lower than any of the failures United had the past decade.
A report from The Mirror is claiming that Manchester United fans are planning a mass protest against The Glazers by walking out in the 58th minute against Wolves on Feb 1st 😱🇾🇪
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Do not downplay this performance. This is 15 games into his Premier League career. The composure, the quality, the decision making is outstanding.
Buy players to get the most from Mainoo. Bet on him for the future.
During this period of 'dominance' which has yielded precisely ONE Premier League title.
Liverpool's much lauded team of the last 5 seasons has finished below the 'worst Utd team in decades' - 40% of the time.
Interesting.
Far better Jamie? Better on the ball maybe. Not better defensively- by any measure.
Also. This Torres Vidić myth is hilarious. He scored 3 in 15 games man
Do you ever see any other clubs pundit defend their players like this?
Call him out Jamie. He’s been shocking this season.
VVD is far better than Vidic, who was a top CB, but have you forgot his performances against Torres?
Rio & JT had poor seasons in their career like all players, VVD is having one now.
No CB in the PL era has ever had VVD’s impact on a team.
Reminder that Southgate chose an out of form player that had been at home all week, instead of this goal scoring machine, that was the team’s leading scorer at the time.
WIDGE.
Real Madrid win 3 consecutive Champions League’s and then come 3rd in the league and it’s called a disaster
They’re going to spend £500-600m before June is out and fix their problems in one window
That’s why they’re the biggest club in the world. They act like it
Meanwhile 🙄
Bruno has 24 goals/assists in 30 games... that aren’t penalties.
You’d think with how well publicised is penalty taking ability is, managers would warn their players to avoid fouling us in the box...
Never did it in other countries?
Try Scotland...
I've got a quiz question for you, when was the last time Real Madrid lost a European final?
Sir Alex, with Aberdeen. 1983.
❌ Noel: “Pep changed football. Ferguson never did it in other countries.”
👀 Andy: “Pep needs to prove himself. I could’ve managed that Barca team.”
Andy Goldstein & Noel Gallagher debated who’s better: Pep or Fergie?
Honestly. If you’re for this, you aren’t a United fan. You shit on Bubsy and the Munich tragedy. You shit on our victory in 68. You shit on Sir Alex Ferguson. He doesn’t get the chance to beat Madrid with Aberdeen.
GTFA
This European Super League is NOT what Sir Matt’s vision for the future was. This is not who Manchester United are.
Qualification for a competition is to be earned. Not a right. I am ashamed of United’s name being dragged into this.
Make no mistake this is a GLAZER want.
If this is true… and let’s be honest. It’s sky. So who knows.
Find out who. Fuck them off. Back a manager for once over the entitled toss bags of players.
👎 “I think Martinez will be sorely tested and be found out in the PL.”
❌ “He’s not special at anything!”
🤦♂️ “Martinez goes to ground too readily, the clever defenders stay on their feet.”
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’s “vertically challenged” Martinez will fail in the PL.