The lady sitting next to me on the plane put her mask on when she saw me w mine on. I told her she didn’t have to wear it bc of me and that I only wear mine bc I like to pretend I’m famous.
We chuckled. She has no idea. 😂It was so much fun.
Sheesh I need to get out more. 🤦🏾♂️
My daughter: “Papa, can we watch The Cosby Show where your big sister made you a shirt and you didn’t like it?” It’s the 1st time in many many years I’ve seen the entire episode. I genuinely laughed my ass off!
My wife is playing
@TooShort
Blow The Whistle. My mom stopped cooking her famous tacos to dance. She’s 72 & bouncing hard. I’m just as confused as when we ran into him when the song was out & she was excited to meet him. 🤷🏾♂️
My daughter in the living room playing on her “police radio”:
“I need back up……I don’t care that you’re busy. I need 10 officers here STAT!”
And she said STAT like she meant it. I mean, I was ready to stop washing dishes and suit up my damn self!!!
I don't care if it sounds cliche, but why does God take the good ones too soon? My heart hurts. Luke was the stupidest (in the best way), craziest, & most lovable men who walked this earth. I miss you already, my friend. Keep heaven laughing. I ❤ u, brother!
#RIPLukePerry
Black men in the NFL who kneel to protest police killing Black men are "sons of bitches." A white kid who intentionally shoots up a school & kills 17 students is simply "mentally disturbed." No dog whistle needed. We get it.
If it takes 9 officers to beat 2 women into submission, police training definitely needs an overhaul. Once again, good cops, we know you exist. Where is YOUR voice? Is it a few bad apples or really only a few good apples that exist among u?
@2tall4u2
@TooShort
Yeah, I didn’t tweet the part where she yelled out, “Ow, my knee!” And we all busted up laughing! She stopped for a brief second, slightly modified, and continued on. She’s a G! 😂😂😂
Slavery is white history too. As white as snow covered plantation fields. As white as cotton picked before bloodied pricked fingers. As white as white abolitionists. And as white as the men who owned slaves. Juneteenth is not just a Black holiday. It’s an American holiday.
Do you have the next superstar on your hands? Worried about managing your child's career?
@MalcolmJamalWar
mother learned how to do it the hard way. She shares her tips with the ladies of Cafe Mocha.
#CafeMochaRadio
Yep. Yep. It's official! Thank you to all of you who watch and support our show. We are all quite excited to come back and play some more. I've said it before, it is such a blessing to be…
Thank you to
#TheResident
for making me look so badass in the OR. 🙏🏾 Fyi folks, if we're somewhere & u hv a medical emergency, I'm really not the one fix it! 😜
"When the world around me is irredeemable. I am a righteous man."
I love AJ. I love Raptorisms. I hope we all can strive to be that evolved.
#TheResident
Just seeing this, but thanks a bunch. My daughter threw me a huge party w LOTS of people. Granted, they were all of the furry, stuffed, and no speaking variety, but she made sure I thanked them each individually for coming…
Just finished watching
@ResidentFOX
. I’m still all up in my feelings. Huge s/o
@DenitraIsler
for making me cry TWICE! It’s late & I hv 2 b at work at the crack of dawn so I’ll reply 2 ur wonderful tweets later. We TY all 4 the ❤️❤️❤️! 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
just now catching up on the resident.
@MalcolmJamalWar
y’all. i’ve been watching him on television for my entire, almost thirty-five year, life and my. god. incredible does not describe the beyond moving work he does in, and leading up to, episode 5.19.
I know folks are tired of marching, Black Lives Matterging, and Justice Foring, but it’s the reason for this ongoing investigation. It may be a drop in the bucket in the grand scheme, but significant nonetheless.
#sayhername
Maaaaan, with life and fatherhood going on, I completely forgot about September 20 being the 34th Anniversary of the premiere of The Cosby Show. The show that TV critics said wouldn't work…
📺NBC Primetime, April 5, 1990:
— On ‘The Cosby Show,’ Vanessa and her friends display bad judgment when they lie and deceive their way to Baltimore to see a concert behind their parents’ back
My daughter killed us twice today. For her mid-morning snack, this 2 year old girl actually asked for...wait for it...freaking...hummus! And then 20 minutes later said to us, "I need self care sometimes..."…
Just started watching. I was frozen. I couldn’t even tweet. And that was before the opening credits! Everyone on this show is so freakin’ GOOD!!!
#TheResident
Just finished watching the Fall Finale of
#TheResident
. What a great way to end the fall. Watch things ramp up in 3 weeks! Much gratitude to
@aholdenj
and the cast & crew who all make coming to work a blast even on days when it’s not! 😂🙏🏿💪🏿🔥
Claiming to be colorblind is disingenuous at best. If a 4 year old can ask “Mommy why is her skin white?” or “Daddy why is his skin brown?” then an adult saying they don’t see color automatically sounds like a liar. Say what you mean for a real discussion.
So if POTUS won by electoral college votes while losing the popular vote, what’s the point of disputing the popular vote if Biden wins the electoral votes? Can someone explain it like I’m a 6 year old?
I now understand the white assertion that Black ppl make everything about race. White ppl never have to think about race unless forced to, whereas everyday we are forced to think about being Black.
So can anyone explain what can stop the electoral college from voting against the popular vote again in November??? I’m really curious.
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2020
We’re just at the 1st commercial break. I just want to say that I’m such a huge fan of
@ResidentFOX
. We became fans even before my 1st season episodes began airing!
Our hearts weigh heavy with the untimely passing of Kobe and Gianna. There is much healing to be done in this world and while there are things we cannot control, we do have control over the healing in our own lives.…
I still stand by this PSA from last year but do want to recognize that 225,000 slaves still existed until Dec 6, 1865 when Georgia became the 27th state to ratify the 13th Amendment. Juneteenth is still an AMERICAN Holiday whether some “patriots” like it or not. Carry on…
If you haven’t heard me say it before, I absolutely LOVE being a part of this dynamic and important show. Thanks for letting work and play. And thank you
@aholdenj
for trusting in me. ❤️🙏🏿❤️🙏🏿
Peace & blessings 2 those who awake feeling like shit but get up & go 2 work anyway....
...except if u're a judge who gives $2 mil bond to a Waffle House shooter who killed 4 people. Your ass shoulda stayed in bed.
Can't help but point out that the officer saw him walking at 4am and thought he could be up to no good, but stopped, talked to him like a human being, and found he already walked almost 4 hours to get to work. He gave him a lift, got him breakfast, & dropped him at work.
MOVING MOMENT: Emotional scene plays out as young man who walked 20 miles to his first day at work is gifted company CEO's personal car as thanks for his dedication to the job.
Oh. Did I mention that TODAY is the day? “Hiding in Plain View” out now on all major streaming platforms. Thanks to everyone who has given it a good listen. ✊🏿🤘🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿❤️.