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Swamp hermit. I make stories, henceforth offered at https://t.co/cFB6JiLU8Y Advocate of Truth, Beauty and Goodness.

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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
10 months
My kid likes bugs. I am making bug stuff to make books, and comics, and video games.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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Huh. If I didn't know better, I'd say that's a portal to faerie.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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RT @GiftOfMadness5: Civilizations are temporary. Microsoft Excel is eternal.
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RT @kendrictonn: During the election I said that I was horrified by the notion of RFK running anything other than a late night gas station,…
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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Jump the Shark is at minimum Lutheran Adjacent.
@KingOfSalt4
Martin Awoother
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Is there a Christian Sonic yet?
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
9 days
I hereby institute the Society for Antipathy towards Blackguards and Blatherskites, or Antibla for short. Membership is open to the general public. There is only one rule: if someone tells a member that he is wrong due to the interlocuter belonging to some group that has named itself "the good guys", or some cipher thereof, the Antibla member is to point out that he himself is a member of Antibla, and therefore the interlocuter is by implication a blackguard. I will cook up a sexy logo in due course.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
9 days
What are some good underused insults? Poltroon springs to mind. Dastard. Blatherskite. Needs to be one word, although compound words are fine. I'm looking for a particular feel. Ideally goofy rather than excessively vulgar, but a serious detraction nonetheless.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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@BardofLagrandil That's an insult in the rest of the Anglosphere, but Americans like an Irishman. Not historically, but it has been so for my entire life.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
9 days
Blackguard seems to be a favorite, and it has the... advantage? of being willfully misinterpreted in like manner to "niggardly." Besides which, it makes the name work better, so I think we have a winner.
@NRLaPoint
N.R. LaPoint, Author
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@LogoSimian Blackguard is a favorite.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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This one is beautiful. It cracks like a whip. Alas, I think I must settle on something else.
@lampwright4
L. Jagi Lamplighter
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@LogoSimian Rapscallion
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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Oh my. I love this one. I'm almost certain I'm not going to use it, and I'm already sorry.
@SpawnOfMars
David Skinner
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@LogoSimian Guttersnipe
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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Please RT for reach. I don't have much time.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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What are some good underused insults? Poltroon springs to mind. Dastard. Blatherskite. Needs to be one word, although compound words are fine. I'm looking for a particular feel. Ideally goofy rather than excessively vulgar, but a serious detraction nonetheless.
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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I believe the word you are looking for is "coup-coup."
@zerohedge
zerohedge
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MUSK AIDES LOCK CAREER STAFF OUT OF COMPUTER SYSTEMS AT U.S. GOVERNMENT PERSONNEL AGENCY, SOURCES SAY- RTRS Oh look, a countercoup
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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RT @spinningjoe: french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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I hadn't formed an opinion of Vance before or during the election. Heresy, I know. But he'd have to be pretty terrible to be worse than Walz, and I've had a looong year.
@FloridaThales
Thales of Florida
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"Against his own will and all previous judgements, Kynes admitted to himself: I like this Duke."
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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RT @FloridaThales: "Against his own will and all previous judgements, Kynes admitted to himself: I like this Duke."
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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@FloridaThales Strangely enough, intermarriage historically usually means you're in the family now.
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RT @wanyeburkett: One reason it has taken so long for the DEI backlash to arrive is that when you explain it to regular people, if you just…
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RT @travis4nh: As a political refugee myself (I escaped MA 11 years ago today), I support everyone living in a place that has a government…
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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RT @Redot_Engine: Hello Everyone! The 2nd Redot Game Jam starts NOW! The theme is "it takes two." The game jam runs until Feb 15th. You c…
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E. Darwin Hartshorn ⳩
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I am officially joining this jam in a "IDK; we'll see" capacity. Godspeed to all of you taking it seriously.
@Redot_Engine
Redot
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Hello Everyone! The 2nd Redot Game Jam starts NOW! The theme is "it takes two." The game jam runs until Feb 15th. You can register and find more information on the itch page: We're looking forward to seeing how you all implement this theme! Go out there and MAK GAM!
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