moike
@lilmoike
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Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🤣🤣
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the fetal alcohol syndrome decanter only comes out for special occasions
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Don’t say you like weed unless you’re willing to boof the 100mg thc suppository ✋🏻
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escape rooms should let just people die if they can't figure out how to leave.
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remember when people tried to convince us this little guy was a nazi?
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ladies! get your own alien egg impregnation dildo at the link below
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80mg of vyvnase should fix him right up.
Anyone got any parenting advice for me re my son (2 & 2 months)?. He goes really hard. If he doesn’t get what he wants (in this case TV) he will scream nonstop. If you hold the line he will scream until he passes out and falls asleep then behavior repeats the next day.
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This is easily one of the funniest pictures on the internet of any human
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