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What experience have you heard about Luthuli Avenue or did you have mostly concerning electronics? This is a safe place.
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@eduardomenoni
Suena lindo y bello. Pero emitir una orden de arresto sin policías que arresten es como un tener un acta de matrimonio sin esposa ¿Quien le pone el cascabel al gato?
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@AfricaFactsZone
South Africa is one of the great African countries and I love to see this
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The notion that the cryptocurrency world is ending seems more aligned with the ebb and flow of market cycles and media sensationalism rather than a factual end.
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Another sign of being a kienyeji ni kurusha kofia za graduation juu 😅😎
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Wakuu mi si Kasmuel eti ni unfollow watu wote 😭😂💀
Hiyo ni kazi ya Elon bana naona mnauliza sana 😂
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@nayibbukele
Bukele está haciendo todo lo que está en su mano por el pueblo venezolano;a la vez que dando una lección magistral al resto del mundo.
P.D: Siento vergüenza de todos esos territorios de la Hispanidad que siguen dando la espalda a los hermanos venezolanos.
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Promising someone money and not picking their call seems illegal but it's not
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Unaamua kuweka kitu pahali pazuri ndo kisipotee halafu unasahau penye uliweka 🙃😂
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Hawa wanaume huvaa specs are one of the weakest species to ever exist if you ask me
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Hawa vijana huvuruta bangi huwa wanajiona wamechanuka sana but no one talks about it 🚮
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Sitawaisahau Ile siku ya kwanza kupewa kinembe, buana karibu nipige vigelegele Kijiji mzima 😂😂
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Sisi wanaume wafupi kama si kusimp tungekuwa tunaonea kinembe kwa site btw 🙃😂
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People be like, "you're my world" and then keep changing their world every week as if they're making the solar system 😂
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Ukiamua kuenda kuishi Kileleshwa huwa inabidi umetulia hata kama we ni mkisii ju vile kumetulia
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"Majamaa nimekujiwa 3:00am "
Nikikumbuka hii statement huwa naisha bana 😂😂💀
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Mtu anakwambia alcohol won't take you anywhere as if I drink it as a mode of transport.
Mea buana 😂
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Msichana analipiwa fees asomee catering lakini bado anaweka royco kwa nyama 🚮
What a wasted sperm 💀🚮😂
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Hawa vijana huvaa air force huwa wamesota ajabu but no one talks about it
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Tangu nijue watu huwa wanaangalia tu simu ikiring na baadae wanasema walikuwa busy niliachana na maisha ya watu 💯
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Kama uliwaitupa meno juu ya nyumba yenu after kung'oa sahau kutoka block 😎😃
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Kama bado huwa unaangalia kwa jirani kuconfirm kama kweli stima imepotea sahau kutoka block 😂
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@moneyacademyKE
I don't know where Africans got this habit of believing that whatever the white people or Americans support is good for them.
I don't always buy their ideas especially when it comes to human health.
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Hawa majamaa hawajui kupiga mechi huwa wanaangukia mali safi ajabu 😃
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Shida ya hawa wasichana warembo ni kufkria kuna wanaume watawaoa tofauti na sisi 😂
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Lakini kuambiwa "uko tu sawa vile uko" huwa matusi ingne mbaya sana bana
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Nikikumbuka ni mm familia mzima itakuwa inategemea kufukuza nyoka kwa nyumba nasema tu Tano Tena 😂🙌
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Na tukipanga safari na wewe na uskie nikikuuliza "bado tunaenda"? We jua tu siendi bana 😂😂
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@AfricaFactsZone
Democracy was killed long time ago in Africa
We need to step up as a Africans, African nations are yet to gain independence
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Pale high school kuna time ulikuwa unapatikana kwa makosa kidogo then ukifika staffroom kuna yule tu mode wa "Pia wewe uko hapa" Tha message ilikuwa traumazing ajabu
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Ukishampea mimba na humpendi hata ufanye nn hiyo mimba haitawaitoka💯💯😤
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Kwa mbogi nayo kunakuwanga na jamaa mmoja mwenye huwa anasema peng' fulani ni wake na kumbe ni salamu tu huwa anapeana ka mluhya😂😂
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Can we all agree that people who use this emoji "😂" are one of the most depressed people in this generation.
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Long distance relationship is for pretty people, imagine waiting for years only to meet someone like a fellow man
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Lakini kutafuta content ya kupost huku kila time si rahisi bana 😂💔
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Power depends on the ability to fill a void, to occupy a field that has been cleared of the dead weight of the past.
Only after the father figure has been properly done away with will you have the necessary space to create and establish a new order.
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Mi nami nikishaingia kwa relationship kitu ya kwanza kujiuliza ni "nitapewa lini 🤔 niachane na yeye" 😂😂💀
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Lakini Mungu nae hucheza rough sometimes man, mbona uninyime pesa na inches at the same time 🤔🥱😤
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Sisi majamaa hatunanga luku kama si madem kutuhurumia hatungewaiona kinembe bana 😂
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Kama bado huwa unadate madem warembo we na vitu tight huwezirelate😂😂
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Kutembea na mzazi nayo huwa inakulimit vitu mingi sio eti nn 🙃😅
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@moneyacademyKE
Another day to remind you that this loan is not going to revive any project as they claim.
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Lakini kuachana na msichana na akutoe dp aweke paka huwa madharau ingine mbaya sana
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Ukiambiwa "enda ufunge mlango kwanza ndo ukuje unitoe" huwa unaskia ni kama umeshinda jackpot pale sportpesa bana 😂
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Ladies tend to know everything but when it comes to what to eat they be like "babe I don't know what to eat" and I be like "You wanna eat me now right?" 😂
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Pesa nayo ingekuwa mzuri ingekuwa inajileta yenyewe sio eti lazima tuitafute bana 😂🚮
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Lakini kuwa na dem Nairobi na uko ushago is one of the worst mistakes you can make in this life
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Ukiskia mwanamke anasema "we have to talk" hapa huwa inabidi ukumbuke makosa ulifanya hata kabla ya hiyo meeting yake 😂🙃
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And if I say call me when you need anything I just mean a word of encouragement, I don't have money to give you.
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Mi nami nikianza kutype pale green app na nione pia unatype lazima ningoje nione unataka kusema nn 😂😂
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Another sign of madness is hiding the face of your partner we didn't tell you to post 💯
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@eduardomenoni
Soy Peruana pero me da mucha alegría pensar que por fin Venezuela sería un País diferente, libre🙏
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Kama umejaribu njia zote na hajafika hadi sai, mtumie barua ju yeye mwenyewe ataji-letter😎
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Ukiwa hiyo side ya understanding boyfriend utatumika hizi streets hadi siku utakuwa na akili
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Some men never work out but look physical, they just run from one lady to another
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Shout out to all ladies who rejected wrong guys and still chose a wrong guy, you deserve a wrong choice medal 🏅
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A polite reminder
We're being judged by people who do the worst than us in private, just be you.
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Lakini kuambia mtu unampenda na akuulize unampendea nn huwa haina come back but you'll think it's okay
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Kwa waluhya hata mtu akufe akiwa na 100 years huwa wanasema kuna mtu amehusika kwa kifo chake
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Ukiwa last we ndo huwa slave kwa hiyo boma ju kila mtu anataka akutume 😂😂
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Siet 😮💨 kumbe hawa wasichana huendea mandazi asubuhi kwa duka hawananga thuruali na hamkuniambia😂🙌
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Njaa ishawainifanya nikaenda kwa matanga ya mtu sijui, ile nduru nilipiga ilibidi niitwe nipewe food kwanza wakidhani nilikuwa mtu wa karibu wa marehemu
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Kitambo nilikuwa nazunguka uwanja mara kadhaa sai mara moja imetosha ju viwanja ni kubwa sana 😂
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Ikishaanguka ndo huwa unajiuliza mbona ulikuwa unaitisha mechi 🙃😂
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Mi nami chocolate 🍫 ilifanya nikaachwa siweziendelea kuwadanganya 😂💔
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Kama si hii mat kusimama hapa Naks watu wajisaidie singeona thuruali huu mwezi 🥱😂💀
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Young men have lost respect to their mothers and are now making them their wives in the name of "wamamas" but the society is keeping a blind eye on this.
We're drowning slowly as a society.
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Mwenye aliandika jina ambulance for the first time alikuwa mlevi and you'll decided to follow him na mnataka kusema nyi wote si walevi 😃😃
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While waiting for the right person, just have fun with the wrong one, tomorrow is never promised.
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Kama kuna watu wakora hii Kenya ni mafundi wa nguo, unampelekea nguo hadi anaacha yenye alikuwa anashona anaanza yako ukirudi kumbe hata hakushona 😂
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Mnasema Nkt nadhani mmekasirika kumbe mnamaanisha Nakumatt🤔😂😂nyi ni frauds walai 😀
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It's high time we focus on educating our girls on the importance of being independent and stop this habit of going after wababas when they reach 20 years of age.
Our ladies deserve a better life than this.
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Ukishika mtoto na aanze kulia huwa anarudisha self esteem yako chini vibaya sana 🙃🥱😅
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Liking someone who rarely comes online is a different type of pain mehn
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When you're sad and lonely don't also forget you're poor and ugly 😤
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Kunyima mtu anatoka kwa humble background inaezafanya ukose kwenda mbinguni btw 🙃Mpee tu pia afurahie maisha.
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When you can't win an argument, normalize correcting their grammer, a win is a win 😀
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Mi nami nikitaka ku-cut off a lady huwa namuomba ndo akasirike urafiki iishe😂😂
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Nilikuwa nataka kushuka kwa mat kidogo kuna mumama ameingia na kuna vile ako promising, sioni nikishuka sai watu wangu 😂😂💔
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A calm husband and extremely dramatic woman make a perfect marriage>>>>>
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Mapenzi nayo inakuanga ngumu kushinda mjengo sio eti nn 😂💀 mnalala na mtu usiku wote anaamka kukuomba pesa asubuhi, kwani wanapeana pesa kwa usingizi 🚮😂
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Sasa mkizika mlemavu bila wheelchair mnataka atumie nn kutembea akifika mbinguni 🤔
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The great man who is a miser is a great fool, and a man in high places can have no vice so harmful as avarice.
A miserly man can conquer neither lands nor lordships, for he does not have a plentiful supply of friends with whom he may work his will.
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