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Defence of a donkey
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RAPISTTTTTTT!!!
THOMASSSSSS!!!
Partey scores from range to double our advantage! ✌️
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No one is able to convince me that this is not a form of child abuse.
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Literally every single sane person would rather a footballer be pissed on holiday during his time off than a footballer domestically abusing his partner
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Calling out someone’s morals after cheating on your dying wife. Some fucking cheek
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Man’s game because you’re commenting on a game involving men.
Women’s game because you’re commenting on a game involving women.
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How it should be. Football isn’t a TV show
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3 years ago, 8 people died in a terror attack on London Bridge. The police you’re screaming at and protesting about, ran straight towards the danger to protect you within minutes. 3 years on and you’re stood shouting ‘fuck the police’ at them. Fucking grim🖕🏻
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Can confirm it made absolutely no different to my life
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Them British teenagers from Cardiff again
'Balaclava-clad man' wielding 'flick knife' arrested near Southport stabbing vigil
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Tonight, with any luck
BREAKING: Lucy Letby will die in prison after murdering seven babies
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What a fucking strange football club
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Here’s an idea for you Killian. Fuck off back to Ireland
🇮🇪| Ireland U21 international, Killian Phillips, standing away from his teammates and not taking part in Wycombe Wanderers Remembrance Day tribute
Well done Killian, legend
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Had police at my door for an ‘offensive’ tweet yet you can’t even find a fella with half a face
Urgent Appeal - Can you help police locate Abdul Ezedi? £20,000 Reward.
Abdul Ezedi is wanted in connection with an attack in Clapham which left a woman critically injured.
Last confirmed sighting 9.33pm Wednesday 31 January exiting Tower Hill Underground Station, having
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Yeah, no thanks. Absolutely 0 interest in following an England team that includes a rapist
🚨🗣️| Gareth Southgate on a Mason Greenwood return to the England national team:
“I don't think it's a decision to make before the Euros. I think it would be a big distraction for the team.”
#mufc
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Poor fella. Should have sailed back on a dinghy
A 39-year-old man from Bolton has been detained on his return from Gelsenkirchen at Manchester Airport under the Football Spectators Act 🚨
He will appear in court tomorrow for a Civil Football Banning Order hearing.
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Acting like she didn’t shag a fella for some chicken wings whilst her boyfriend reported her missing
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No one with this opinion has ever been to a football match. It’s a 96th minute equaliser ya weapon
Chelsea fans furious at a draw & Tottenham celebrating it like they just won the league shows the difference in levels between clubs.
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Shove that in your documentary x
Massive win for MK Dons away at Wrexham today.
The Dons were backed with a sellout away crowd at the Racecourse Ground. 👏
#MKDons
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First in line
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Been to about 80/92, Stadium MK hundreds of times, Wembley multiple times plus many stadiums abroad and I’ve never once felt unsafe ya silly bitch
Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered
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Here’s an idea-
Your parents washing up on the beach DOES NOT make you British. Deport them all and their families👍🏻
PM: 'I am very worried about high levels of knife crime, and I am absolutely determined that my government will get to grips with it, but today is not the time for politics, today is the time to focus entirely on the families and on the wider community'
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Didn’t even give me chance to hit send
90+5: Barrow level the game through Emile Acquah.
⚪️ 2-2 ⚫️
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Fucking weird obsession with White people
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I’d back myself to keep 17 clean sheets in Scotland
- Sam Johnstone - 6 clean sheets
- Jordan Pickford - 8 clean sheets
- Jack Butland - 17 clean sheets
Guess which one wasn’t picked 🤷🏼♂️
Passion merchant picked again.
Gambling man somehow in squad already.
Southgate is not a serious manager. He’s a joke.
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Arrived by lorry, sexually assaulted someone and was allowed to stay🤣🤣🤣 this country man
London alkali attack suspect Abdul Ezedi was convicted of a sex offence in 2018 and later granted asylum
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Mate if he says the planes too heavy I’m getting off regardless. Fuck that
An EasyJet flight was delayed two hours, with the pilot asking for volunteers to leave the too 'heavy' plane.
Find more:
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Mental how much Cardiff seem to care about Sala until it comes to paying for him
Surely these lot get a ban for mocking Sala. Disgusting behaviour
@MillwallFC
@CardiffCityFC
@MPSFootballUnit
@metpoliceuk
@CardiffCitySLO
@TheMillwallFans
@TheCantonEnd
#millwall
#cardiff
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If anyone needs me I’m crying in the corner x
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Do you know how fucked up it is that someone has to follow you around whilst you work to make sure you don’t rape anyone
Arsenal have sent club physio, Simon Murphy out to Ghana with Thomas Partey, while the player is on international duty, in order to keep a close eye on him during the break.
Smart move…
#afc
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This is why THOUSANDS of girls don’t speak out about or report sexual assault by the way. Disgusting club, embarrassing fans
🗳 The votes are in!
🏆 Our Player of the Match against Tottenham...
💫 Thomas Partey
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Opened Twitter to a Chelsea fan saying he’d shag his mum after 12 pints and now he’s turned into a meme that’s gone viral and he’s apologised to his mum for saying he’d shag her. Can’t believe this app is free man honestly
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Rape convictions basically non existent, knife crime running rife up and down the country but these lot are more concerned about what someone says on social media. Country is on its arse
Twisted football fan is fined £750 for posting offensive social media about his club's striker being 'on fire just like Mick Philpott's house' in reference to the killer arsonist dad
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Exactly what’s wrong with modern day football
Scotland fans applauding Ukrainian supporters as they celebrate reaching the World Cup playoff final 🇺🇦
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What the fuck does a playful update to our national flag mean
A playful update to the 🏴 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire.
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64 years. No wins. No goals from open play and knocked out by a rival nation next door without any kind of fight. Aren’t you embarrassed?
Cardiff fans on the way to Stoke today… 🤣 🏴🇫🇷
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Wigan, Rotherham, MK Dons, Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Plymouth, Wycombe, Morecambe, Fleetwood and Gillingham fans all thinking about tomorrow
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Imagine coming on here accusing your mrs of having her tongue down some lads throat at Norwich (A) but it was all a made up scenario in your head. Never change Twitter
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Great content. Would watch a million times over
Levi Colwill putting James McClean down a peg is exactly what I want to see😍😂
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I hope we are shit forever so no one starts selling franchise fanny for a fiver
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Pregnant men. Stop this shit
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This country is so finished
They refuse to take down the Palestinian flags but within 24 hours they are there to remove OUR flag
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Just a playful update
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Convinced Jordan Pickford would die for this country. He loves it
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You tried to insure him AFTER he died. Have some shame
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I’ve literally woken up and seen Shamima Begum edited into a sausage. Back to bed
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We’re not even allowed fields now unless they house illegals
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After the period of silence for people who tragically died in an explosion, they will sing in support about terrorists who killed people in explosions.
A period of silence will be held prior to the
#CelticRBLeipzig
kick-off tomorrow and the players will wear black armbands during the game, in memory of the 10 people who tragically lost their lives in Creeslough, County Donegal on Friday.
YNWA 🍀
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I hope Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka have a terrible day
I hope Gareth Southgate has a REALLY terrible day
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Moved in with the missus this week and trying to see how far I can push it
This got a minor nod of approval and something muttered under her breath so I think I’m in the clear
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And it’s still blue and black
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‘Abuse will not be tolerated’
Unless it’s violent domestic abuse by your own manager
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Blackpool fans have got me singing i fucking hate PNE whilst I’m just tryna make a cuppa
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From that whole interview you went with THAT headline
BREAKING: Dele Alli: Former England footballer reveals he was sexually abused aged six
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Cry me a fucking river
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This sexist rhetoric is getting tedious. We’d all rightly rip into Owen, Lineker, Keane, Neville etc making a mistake and you wouldn’t say a word. In fact you’d probably join in
I've made countless mistakes live on air. The replies to this are horrible. You man are so pressed by women in football that you take pure pleasure in this. Grow up.
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Ronaldo forcing people into doing something they don’t want to do. Not surprised
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*Don’t let football control your mood* I tell myself every Saturday
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Taking photos with your family when they die is mental but posting it on social media is a whole new level of weird
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Thank god rapists are walking the street instead of someone that uses nasty words on the internet
Some sex offenders to get early release from prison under government plans warn whistleblowers - Exclusive
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James McClean weekly
BREAKING: Millwall have been charged with three breaches of misconduct in relation to crowd control for incidents that took place during their Championship game against Wigan in April ⚽
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No way 5 women was all lying. Justice system in this country is so grim
Benjamin Mendy has been found NOT GUILTY on six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault but will face retrial on two outstanding charges.
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@JustCraigyp
😂 no-ones really offended by a comment like this are they surely. All the things going on in the world and people are offended over a man’s game comment about a…mens game of football
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Cannot believe Russell Martin has found his way to the Prem. Absolute fraud
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He’s genuinely lost the plot (not sure he ever had it)
Who the fuck voted for this loon
I utterly condemn the far-right thuggery we have seen this weekend.
Be in no doubt: those who have participated in this violence will face the full force of the law.
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Be shocked if he’s not on some kind of register within the next year
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Whoever out of Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Plymouth and Wycombe finishes 7th is going to feel robbed
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Every time I see this guy speaking he’s being a proper prick
Josh Windass not holding back on Barnsley boss Michael Duff 😬😬
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Gareth Southgate had the audacity to warn us last week not to embarrass the country hahahaha take your own advice fella
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England playing Iran, USA and Wales in the World Cup. Twitter is going to be a vile place hahahaha
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24 hours in a day to chose a baby name and you chose fuckin Bambi
Everyone say hello to Bambi 🥹🕊️ Molly-Mae’s little girl ✨
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Knife crime rising, murder therefore also rising, rapists running about the street, actual nonces touching kids but I dared to pop a football match on tv
BREAKING: Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming. [Mirror]
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Wish this thing would stop appearing on my timeline daily
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I fucking hate these stupid YouTubers
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
I am going to GERMANY for the whole month to watch England WIN the Euro’s.
All England tickets have been secured and a YouTube vlog will drop on my channel every single day of the Euro’s.
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If you batter your mrs it should guarantee a prison sentence
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And after going flying into the road, they put it back up balanced on an extension lead🫣
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Naming and shaming fans of football clubs that haven’t donated to fix an insured pitch is wild.
Earlier today, this was the list of clubs
whose supporters have donated to the
Plough Lane fundraiser. Quite humbling
to see so many there.
#FootballFamily
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