Literally Percy
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@Im_Beamin
I mean people have blamed women for being abused and made excuses for men who abuse since like, forever. I mean it’s a pretty common thing. Check the comments when a woman has been assaulted, you’re sure to find people blaming her
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do.... do you think peanut allergies are a product of how u raise kids?
Things like this is what keeps kids from having peanut allergies and loving purell.
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@tyler02020202
Someone in the thread actually said ”Probably. Need me a civilian to help balance out all this creative and artistic stress” 😭😭
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i’m sorry if this is tmi but my date and i were going at it when his alarm went off, he got this ”oh shit!” look and said ”my 281 day duolingo streak is gonna run out in 2 minutes!”
so cut to me on top while he’s on his phone saying ”arrividerci” as rushed as possible
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Pros of living alone:
- no pants
- clean at ur own pace
- be as ugly as u want
- privacy during... well you know
cons:
- if an intruder breaks in i have to deal with them myself
- i have to capture and release the spiders myself and it’s scary
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sorry i screen recorded off yt but i keep losing my shit to his reaction at the end
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@ohshidt
idk if a pilot who forgets to strap in his passenger, and then has difficulties controlling the glider so that he can’t land and instead goes HIGHER, is a very trust-worthy pilot
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you ever realize how blind you've gotten to a horse's size until you introduce a non-horsey person to a herd? they're like "oh my GOD that's a big animal" and you're like "mate that's a yearling"
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@SomaKazima
Poor cat. It’s pressing against the wall, and it’s not moving its head, just looking around with its eyes. That’s an uncomfortable cat.
not to mention the glue near the eyes.
Please get dolls if you want to dress something up, not living animals.
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@mxmmaoo_p
@saintdoII
It’s utterly insane to me how skilled you’d need to be to make it look like sheer fabric over the butt. Like holy shit
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The babies are so shy but i squatted for way longer than my poor joints allowed and this lil weirdo finally came up to me
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@jenjoliesoscar
people will make up new terms, new abbreviations and new euphemisms on the spot and then tell others it’s not their job to educate anyone on what it means
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things you are not allowed to do to a horse in sweden:
* deny it turnout (unless medically required)
* keep a horse alone
* hobble
* trim whiskers
* hot brand
* nerve cut
*dock tails
I could go on
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snobby equestrians will look down on me for keeping my horse on 24/7 turnout, barefoot, and not clipping him, but at least my horse doesn't freak out when he has to cross a water puddle or shit himself when he sees a cow
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you ever get yote off a horse and mid-air all you can think is ”this is the very last moment before my body hurts real bad for a real long time”
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i love when horses are like ”!!!!!!” and ur like ”its a mail box, calm down” and you walk past it, and then on the way home they see the exact same mail box on the exact same place and go ”!!!!!!!!!!!”
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@RepublicofTim
@muddaub
Not to mention how he relentlessly bullied his students, especially Neville, whose only crime was NOT being picked by Voldemort to have his parents brutally murdered in front of his eyes. And only turned ”good” bc the woman who died was the one he was obsessed with
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love it when he tries to pump the brakes in dead, wet grass
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@parkerxbelova
@jenjoliesoscar
honestly you don’t even need to be autistic to think it was about actual mascara. I mean i don’t go looking for extra context in every single sentence i read on tiktok. It made sense as actual mascara, too.
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Sure these dogs are cute, but people need to stop mixing corgis with everything that moves. There’s an avalanche of health problems and risks that comes with this kind of breeding. Just because you *can* doesn’t mean you *should*.
Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.
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@inaribriana
I got him off tinder! He was visiting my town, started talking but i never intended to actually meet up with him. He went home, we had a phone date with wine and in my tipsiness i agreed to a four day long first date. Despite my hesitation it went well 🥰
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came across one of those stallion appreciation posts and ???
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the horse industry is exhausting. Not even the amount of work, i mean just the sheer number of people with oatmeal for brains is exhausting. The short cuts, the abuse, the exploiting the fact that horses are too damn nice to stand up for themselves when we do them wrong
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@theferocity
We don’t have guest houses. Overnight guests may stay in the dog house if it’s raining.
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POV: we’re two caucasian strangers who accidentally make eye contact
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your saddle is supposed to sit BEHIND the shoulder blade, not on it. your saddle is supposed to sit BEHIND the shoulder blade, not on it. your saddle is supposed to sit BEHIND the shoulder blade, not on it. your saddle is supposed to sit BEHIND the shoulder blade, not on it.
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did any of yalls trainers verbally abuse you, gaslight you, use you as the bad example in group lessons, trash talk you to random ppl on the bleachers while you werent in a lesson, not actually give you tips on riding, yell at u every chance given or was that just mine 🤪
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My absolute fav king of sweden clip is circulating again, when the queen is being interviewed and king Carl XVI Gustav just interrupts and says ”sorry but i see a kitty, could you film it?” and the camera pans to a cat drinking, queen goes ”thirsty kitty”
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it pains me so much but it’s time to make the decision to let him rest. His body is giving out and i don’t think it’s fair to him anymore. i don’t have to explain to anyone here how sad i am.
He is such a good boy, he had given me so much.
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cooking is such a scam. you put all this time into getting ingredients, prepping, cooking, doing the dishes and you eat it in like 10 minutes tops. And then you have to do it again, three times a day, for the rest of your life. What the fuck? Thats a TERRIBLE contract
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here’s an unpopular opinion but i think that if someone treats you poorly because they have a mental illness, you’re allowed to be upset and want them to apologize. Obviously you should sympathize with them, but if they treat you like shit, you shouldn’t have to sit and take it.
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My new bf doesn’t want to watch spirit: stallion of the cimarron with me. what do i do now? throw him away immediately?
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he’s a 10 but he asked you to ride him because you told him you ride horses
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guys if someone had made me choose between them and nenes they would be packing their bags so fucking fast lol
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@QoqoRoboqs
@IllSeabass
That’s the most obvious joke though. Not exactly a fitting ”this you?” tweet candidate
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This is how bored i am at work, just ruining the duct tape
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I am convinced that most people who dislike cats, at least partially dislike them because cats aren’t as naturally submissive to people, don’t have that will to please, and are not as trainable to blindly obey as a dog is. In short, you can’t control them and you dislike that
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@michelleatlaw
@xgrimalkin
@Zesty_Gooby
@sarahschauer
okay so i THINK what she was trying to say was ”your gf is not shallow and dates you not only because of your good looks but because of your personality too”. The phrasing made it come out as ”bitch ur ugly”. Idk why she felt the need to send the message at all tho
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It’s spooky season!
Here’s your yearly reminder of how a horse’s vertebrae are slightly curved inside that meaty mass that is the neck and don’t follow the crest!
also this is not meant to be an accurate anatomal sketch, it’s literally just to show the curve, dont @ me
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@RepublicofTim
@muddaub
He was completely fine with Lily’s husband and infant being murdered so that he could have Lily for himself and THAT is not love
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i adore horses with barely any forelock. it’s so geeky and cute
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yesterday i was skiing down and making sure the slopes were empty so we could bring the snow groomers out and i saw some ppl (it was dark, i have a lil headlamp) and i was like ”hey we’re closing” and then ”nevermind” because when they were in fact reindeers
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hear me out. i’m not saying everyone has to like my horse and my cat. It’s fine if you think they’re gross.
i’m just saying that this is a damn easy way to see your character and if you dislike my pets, we don’t have time for you, you fucking freak
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I would probably be mad if it wasn’t such a fucking funny view. I’ve never seen a man that stressed out before
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i'm just looking through old pictures for a good one i can print a canvas of and..
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i had to pee when i was riding nenes once and i didnt want to squat in the arena so i brought him into the bathroom with me. Fun fact, thats when i realized some horses don’t find toilet flushes very cash money
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@MochaTalker
I think your responses and reactions are way too emotional and out of line. Your anger and fear are understandable but the way you talk about the vet who saved her life, is not acceptable.
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remember being a kid riding your bike pretending it was a horse and getting up in two point whenever going over a puddle, or am i just weird
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My cat is very talkative so when i come home she just straight up yells at me for a minute or two and i just reply with ”really? Tell me more! Then what happened? You’re kidding!” and that’s usually when people start to think i’m weird
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this is probably such an unpopular opinion but it irks me to see those ”heartwarming” stories of elderly dogs getting wheelchairs bc their hind ends are paralyzed, dogs who can’t stand on their own etc.
maybe i’m too crass but i honest to god think euthanasia is better
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can we let baby horses be baby horses for as long as they need please
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what i love MOST about that HVC post is when the owner was like ”wow ok rude, you have no idea how ive consulted vets before” and dr C was like ”fuck the vet too then”
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competing at a high level =/= ethical horsemanship.
competing at a high level =/= ethical horsemanship.
competing at a high level =/= ethical horsemanship.
competing at a high level =/= ethical horsemanship.
competing at a high level =/= ethical horsemanship.
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@BaldKids
@AleksanderWhyte
@CJforShort
@quenblackwell
Actually that’s not even the definition of homophobia, but good job on pointing yourself out as someone who is completely void of any comprehension of social conducts by claiming every word has to be interpreted literally
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i love when horse ppl are showing a vid of a horse and are like ”lookin good for a 17 year old!! He’s still got it” because the horse is moving like normal/in relatively good shape
17 is not old?? did you expect the horse to be completely immobile at the age of 15?
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it’s clipping season. leave the whiskers be, you fucking freaks
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I’m also fully believe that the more turnout a horse gets, the calmer and quieter it is in the pasture. Of course your horse is gonna lose its mind when it’s turned out if it’s locked up for the remaining 23 hours a day.
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@annamkord
@cinnamondove
I’m literally speechless, it was so much worse than i imagined. She really tried to backtrack on this and claim it was a mistake?
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i’m just thinking about Woods Baughman, the most attractive male rider in the world
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Let’s reminisce! do you guys remember the first time you ever cantered on a horse? do you remember what it felt like?
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@Charlieallan164
Holy wow, didn’t even think it was you on the first picture. What a glow up!! You look so happy and comfortable in your skin, i know im an internet stranger but im proud of u!
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Brendan Fraser bought a horse for him and his son and it just warmed my heart a bit. He seems like a good guy
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@adoseofmars
@clearlyair__
I’m TIRED of pretending i don’t want corny.
I want a surprise candle-lit dinner after a long day at work. I want the cheesy lines like ”you’re my future”. I want him to win me a teddy bear at an amusement park. i can’t keep acting like i dont
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horse twitter needs to stop fighting and go out and tell your horses that you love them because there will come a time when you can’t do that anymore, and you won’t believe how people can fight over stupid shit when your whole world has crashed
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everytime im laying on my side and send someone a snap theyre like ”oh nice cleavage”. like yes thanks for noticing, it’s gravity and i literally cant help it. what u want me to do, toss my titty over to my back like a scarf?
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In sweden, if a vet judges a horse to be permanently a pasture pet and not suited for competition ever again, the horse is freeze branded with a triangle. Is there such a system in north america as well?
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@realjakemcneil
@vikthewild
Police horses are trained for years to disregard their natural instincts, and if their rider tells them to run someone over, they will absolutely run someone over. This was intentional.
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ok but when minis canter as fast as they can, that’s the cutest shit ever. lil cannonball comin through
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@BlaykeVaughan
To everyone saying ”should have left the first time”, it takes on average 7 tries to leave an abusive relationship before it finally sticks for good. Leaving is also the most dangerous time as abusers will do anything to regain control.
It’s not as easy as ”just leave”
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Horse terms in swedish # 1!
Horse: häst
Barn: Stall
Stall: box or spilta
Bridle: träns
Reins: tyglar
Saddle pad: schabrak
Walk: skritt
Trot: trav
Canter: galopp
Gallop: fyrsprång
Gelding: valack
Mare: sto or märr
Stallion: hingst
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i honestly think some people are too quick to blanket even when their horse doesn’t actually need it, and i don’t think they themselves are even half aware WHY they’re blanketing. They just do it because they think that’s how it’s supposed to be.
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@RubberNinja
@GameGrumps
why would you grate the tiny end piece of the potato with like 300% speed?! 😭
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hey horse twitter can yall just @ the people ur subtweeting, bc i get confused when you’re not being specific and then i have to spend ages digging around to find out the drama. by the time i learn the drama, there’s new drama. please. it would help me so much
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what
On March 4, 1989, the racing buffalo Harvey Wallbanger made his California debut at Golden Gate Fields
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we all agree that people who can wake up at the first alarm and immediately get out of bed and start the day are a myth, right?
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bro i really hate how there’s no fun fantasy section for adults. All literature for grown ups is either non-fiction shit or it’s just crime novels. I want dragons and goblins, you fuckers
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When someone says they cant make jokes anymore bc people are ”too sensitive” it’s code for ”i rely too much on offending people because im not actually funny and now im getting backlash for it”
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i love how we’re all out here collectively living a lie by pretending babies are cute
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@WarLightx
@alasurstrigis
@Bmadd14
@anathebratt
@Azelliezu
@vikthewild
yes they are. A regular horse isn’t, but police horses are trained for years, they are quite literally bomb proof. The cop chose to run over the woman, and the horse obeyed his command. They’re literally trained for this.
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@nikkiblackcat
@catstronomical
My favorite part of r/relationships is when someone has a tiny problem and everyone tells them to break up. Gf has a male best friend who gave her a compliment once? End it. Bf had to cancel a date one time? Dump him.
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i love old timey eq. Toes down ass up full send
In 1965, Cheeca Farm's Good Twist, Neil Shapiro up, won the green jumper championship at the Pennsylvania National Horse Show. Budd Photo
#TimeTravelTuesdayhttps
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Someone on snap said it was gross that i let a calf lick my face and i sincerely hope she knows that letting a dog lick your face is a 1000x more disgusting considering they lick their ass and eat shit any chance they get. These babes are a lot cleaner 😒
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@oldwomaninwoods
@PicturesFoIder
Yeah because women rejecting men have never ever led to bad things
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Art is subjective and no one is forcing you to commission her, but it costs you 0 dollars not to shit on someone else’s talent. It just makes me really sad to see ppl make fun of someone’s art.
This girl is selling horse drawings starting at $50. I get everyone starts somewhere but I would not be happy if I paid for this lol
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