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@TheBikeShed
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@ArlenefosterUK
Anti DUP doesn't mean anti Unionist
NEW: DUP claim after examining 1000 tubes of fruit pastilles from all over Northern Ireland that they now have significantly more Green pastilles than Orange pastilles - more damning evidence against the Protocol. Covered in tomorrows News Letter.
Does anyone else get the feeling that
@BorisJohnson
and the UK government haven't got the faintest notion what to do about the NIP and the current assembly stalemate?
A Rugby team from a small island on the western flank of Europe, about 2% of the population of the European Union are the best in the world and
#SixNations
Grandslam winners.
Tremendous achievement, humbling.
THIS a million times THIS from
@PatricKielty
, and don't let the agitators that are trying to destabilise the
@BelfastAgmt
win - we know who they are (and those who are late to the game).
NEW: Jeffrey Donaldson has requested that NOBODY distribute, like or retweet this video footage of him on Question Time some years, do NOT distribute this video under any circumstances.
Shortlist of who the DUP have alienated:
UK Gov
US Gov
Irish Gov
The EU
All other parties except one seat wonder
Most of the NI electorate
Most people in GB
NI Business
Foreign investors
DUP:
"NoBoDy LiStEns To OuR cOnCeRnS"
BREAKING: Arlene Foster to do a 3 hour special on GBNews this evening on why Bill Clinton said "Derry" instead of "Londonderry" and how this makes him unquestionably Anti-British.
NEW: Jeffrey Donaldson in a newsletter sent to DUP members is recommending for people to abstain from eating Tomatoes as it will make you feel "More British" and "In solidarity with our GB brethren".
NEW: Moygashel Bonfire association have announced that they have acquired an exact replica of Joe Biden's Boeing 747 and have it finely balanced on top of the bonfire to send a strong message to Biden over the imposition of Irish Sea Border.
Beyond words that a few kids dancing on a street could labelled as "sectarian", and to think John was part of the negotiating team for the
@BelfastAgmt
.
Bizarre.
Can we all agree the Brexit is demonstrably a complete disaster, for almost everybody, except for some elites who have been able to use it to their advantage..?
What a mess, really.
Just out of
@DublinZoo
. Packed to the rafters with Northerners with their yellow reg plates.
Is a trip to Dublin Zoo some kind of alt-twelfth activity I didn't know about?
Torching election posters of Alliance candidates, that many soft Unionists vote for, doesn’t strike me as the best strategy for them to switch back to Unionist parties.
NEW: Ian Paisley Jr. has announced he's to become RTÉ's new United Kingdom correspondent stating that he's received an "impressive renumeration package" with "adequate expenses" and wanted to "get in on the action down south".
The
@duponline
are willing to hold millions of pounds hostage(by not forming an executive to release it), in the biggest cost of living crisis for the NI people in years, in order to demand changes to the Protocol, that they had a hand in creating.
Just let that sink in.
🕊️Yesterday's Gala dinner to mark the 25th anniversary of the Belfast (Good Friday) Agreement
@HillsCastle
brought together those whose efforts brought peace, & young people who grew up in that peace.
The UK Government remains committed to protecting and upholding the Agreement.
If it's wrong to call Northern Ireland "The North", is it also wrong to call Northern Ireland "Ulster"?
The moral of the story.. sometimes we name things slightly differently.. we all have bigger problems to worry about.
NEW: Absolute fury in British right-wing media as it breaks that Joe Biden has commissioned Boeing to permanently attach an Irish Tricolour on top of Air Force one.
Apparently, because of Brexit, the UK is now "free to" implement Ireland's tax policy, even though Ireland is an EU member state, and most if it's tax policy has been developed while being an EU member.
NEW: Gladys who sells Strawberries from a hut near the Ballygawley Roundabout is expected to release their assessment of the Windsor Framework later this afternoon.
The British government will be watching very closely to see if Gladys supports the deal.
Stand by to stand by.
Holy sh*t, this could be one of the most awful articles I have ever read.
For context, Biden has visited the UK 3 times. This is his first official trip as POTUS to Ireland.
I'm pretty tolerant, I'd like to think, but an 🇪🇺 flag on top of a bonfire 🔥(based on a video I just watched) is an excellent way to not only offend your nearest neighbour, but another 26 neighbors.
⚠️Health warning just announced from the Northern Ireland department of health⚠️
"If you're within 50 miles of Donaghadee, please ensure that you wear ear protection for the next 48 hours, this may be extended"
Saturday AM: Orangemen and woman are welcomed and have a "Great day" at the Rosnowlagh 12th in Donegal, Ireland.
Saturday PM: Irish Flag and Taoiseach torched on a novelty Boat.
That's appreciation for you..
Sorry dear royal subjects. Had a few too many last night to celebrate, so only getting out of the leaba now. Head is in bits, don't have the energy to get rid of the sea border today. Maybe tomorrow.
From
@AllisonMorris1
on
@ViewFrmStormont
"Can you imagine being a DUP MLA knocking on a door in the winter to get a vote from someone who can't turn the lights on."