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Joined October 2009
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7 years
“Ill take a filet-o-fish dressed like a Big Mac please”... that’s where I’m at...😅
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7 years
🍌 🍎
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7 years
Thought of the day: There’s no subtle way to eat a banana in public.
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8 years
A very aggro homeless man yelled "what do you want" at me today for looking in his general direction. I answered, "world peace" sry not sry.
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8 years
*Actual conversation last night* Stranger: Where are you from? Me: Toronto Stranger: oh wow, I have a cousin in Ohio! I'm done.
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8 years
Trollin' Grindr on 1% battery. What have I become?
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8 years
Wearing pants for the first time in months. I'm not about this life.
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8 years
Got told that I was very modest. I totally agree!
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8 years
Ringing in 26, unemployed. Mama I've made it.
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8 years
David 4 Gandhi 2017. I just want world peace. Tell your friends.
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8 years
That's a new one. I woke up this morning in my running shoes. I wish I was more upset about that.
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8 years
Long live grunge 🤘🏽
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8 years
I dreamt that I needed new toothpaste last night. That's about the level of excitement in my life right now.
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8 years
Bought sushi at the gas station...again. I am ratchet AF.
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8 years
So desperate for sushi I purchased it at a gas station. New lows.
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8 years
A quick little shoutout to the snakes in North Queensland for not biting me. You're the real MVP's.
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8 years
Happy FriYAY 🙌🏽
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8 years
Highlight of my week: realizing it was Wednesday and the grocery store deals were changing...
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8 years
@jodie_mc_ @DritaDavanzo okay, Mob Wives is life.
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8 years
@crisis4crisis same gurl
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