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we wasn't supposed to make it past 25
jokes on you we still alive
throw your hands up in the sky and say:
We don't care what people say
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@allaboutnya
LOL i used to not understand why it mattered if the kitchen was cleaned at night.......now that i'm old, i hate having a messy kitchen in the morning too
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@DragonflyJonez
those 2 weeks when people were trying to pretend cp was endearing and all this shit was cute. all these media folks saying they want paul to get a title was nauseating. it's still FCP
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there's a ufc fight at a 195-lb catchweight......one guy is 5'6 and the other guy is 6'3. this is the height/weight matchup in 80% of bar fights across america
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the uswnt isn't "thin" at CB. they just didn't bring people in. if club play mattered, gorden would be in AUS/NZ now. defensively, she's has been as impactful as any attacking player people are slobbing over. she shuts down everyone's faves in the league every week
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@DragonflyJonez
slapping teammates for content is on another level. draymond is living in the future lol
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@clubtrillion
Winner gets to say no to the UCLA job first. Loser gets to say no to the UCLA job approximately 3 days later
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san diego wave gonna pretend most people didn't *actually* read the yates report and they're gonna hide behind alex morgan being "happy and proud" of the club
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@DragonflyJonez
last time my mama tried to whoop me and it didn't hurt, it took everything in me not to laugh b/c she was struggling. i couldn't even fake a tear. felt like superman lmao
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@DragonflyJonez
this was all bars. "don't take advice from married people or single people. take advice from HAPPY people"
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@jemelehill
if you don't inhale a little comet dust, did you really clean the tub? rite of passage
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@DragonflyJonez
he decided to start dropping H-O-R-S-E shots in the middle of a playoff series.......and toronto is on their last damn letter LMAO
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#EmotionalSupportChicken
😂😂😂😂 i'm definitely a stress eater, so this is right in my wheelhouse
Sorry, Fido. Popeyes
#EmotionalSupportChicken
doesn’t bark on the plane. (Available in the Philadelphia airport on 12/18.)
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@Rachel__Nichols
this is easily one of the best questions i have ever seen asked to an athlete 😂👏🏾
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speaking of Bright, let's get Messiah in these camps too lol
The
#USWNT
🇺🇸 forwards in the game right now are 22-year-old Mia Fishel, 18-year-old Jaedyn Shaw, and 18-year-old Alyssa Thompson.
The future is bright.
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@DragonflyJonez
i know the 3-1 jokes overshadowed everything that year (and rightfully so).............but steph curry made 402 3pt in one goddamn season, had a 50/45/90 shooting split, and led the league in steals on the side. maybe it's just me, but that 400+ 3s still blows my mind
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@DragonflyJonez
i'm crying. what the hell did that reporter expect him to say? LMAO (and i agree 1000%)
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@DragonflyJonez
if GSW was truly "light years ahead", they would have had some bots sending out KD hype tweets 24/7. there's no KD hive, make one! every time someone slanders kd on twitter, the bots should've pounced on 'em 😂😂😂
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@DragonflyJonez
it's hilarious bev caught ayton while reaves was right by his feet. got ayton on that high-low, three stooges shit. caught him slipping lmao
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BRUH, saric said he doesn't wanna play against lebron, but anybody else is welcome 😂😂😂😂 philly is gonna be fun in the playoffs
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@DragonflyJonez
LMAO, i forget who it was, but someone asked him on the court, right after a win, "what's your team's mindset heading into game [5 or 6]?"
Kawhi: I don't know, I haven't gone to the locker room yet
💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@DragonflyJonez
hitting people in the nuts is absolutely bigger than basketball......that's indicative of a dangerous worldview lmao
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@DragonflyJonez
i'd argue that's what's wrong with america now: not enough people been slapped for saying stupid shit
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@DragonflyJonez
damn......2008 was pre-twitter. twitter-nba era is a whole new world, i keep forgetting people don't remember shit LMAO
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@ChevallP
@DragonflyJonez
LMAO every time Ja pops up, i hear that Chappelle skit in my head. "Where is Ja?" 😂😂😂
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@DragonflyJonez
lmao.........man, i have to remind myself that PHX was up 2-0 and we thought giannis seriously injured his knee. i did not see that 4-game sweeparooni coming on the back end
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@DragonflyJonez
you mean, you've never had an affair with a co-worker/staffer, then got in a motorcycle accident with her? have you even lived??? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@DragonflyJonez
giannis fouled out with 5 minutes to go....houston wasting our goddamn time already LMAO
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@linzsports
that was wild to read! the nwsl was so worried about the "optics" of players taking a knee, when they needed to get their coaches under control (or kicked out) smh
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@bwill2108
@DragonflyJonez
why did they have golf clubs in the sketch?! did he have to bring the clubs to the court room? LMAO. yeah, they gotta run that back. we need more answers
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@DragonflyJonez
zapped lol. i like how she just does stuff and keeps moving. no talking, no tweeting, no nonsense.
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@bomani_jones
the crazy thing is he felt 100% comfortable to say this in public over the air without hesitation. god only knows what he says when the mics are off lmao
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@DragonflyJonez
during one game during the 1st or 2nd kerr-gsw season, he dropped a gem: "You can't praise the butterfly without acknowledging the caterpillar"
you could hear the hurt through the screen 😂😂😂😂😂
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@samesfandiari
"i don't care what the rules are. we're gonna figure out a way to win"........THIS IS HOW ALL OWNERS SHOULD BE! lol i'm not even a gsw fan, but this has been a good presser and you can see why the organization is the way it is
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Love the solidarity between these colleagues/friends. I can't believe this even came up
EXCLUSIVE: ESPN tried to kick Jemele Hill off the air and replace her with another black host
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@DragonflyJonez
it's odd that he pisses off his teammates in a way that does actually seem destructive over time though. usually the PG is the one that brings everybody together. forgive me for this hickory high hoosiers ass tweet lmao
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@DragonflyJonez
i like how the unc spokesman said "we couldn't find a date that worked"............two thousand and NEVER. that's the date lol
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@DragonflyJonez
i've seen a lot of cowboys games, but i tell ya.........seattle had 136 yards on offense and committed 142 yards in penalties. DAL still lost. *that's* a new one 😂😂
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@DragonflyJonez
🔥🔥 i don't understand how folks had the kendrick hot takes 30 seconds after the album dropped, then go silent a few weeks out. something different stands out to me every single time i run through it
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@LaJethroJenkins
@Guardabascio
i feel like this is some history right up
@DragonflyJonez
's alley. joining the navy to clap your uncle is quite the story
#OTD
in 1944, Willy Hitler joined the fight against his uncle Adolf by enlisting in the U.S. Navy. Initially rejected, he received permission to serve after writing to FDR and getting cleared by the FBI. He later changed his name and lived quietly in NY until his death in 1987.
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@DragonflyJonez
LOL if you beat back a community note, then you should get ownership of twitter. UNDEFEATED NEVER LOST 😂😂
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@DragonflyJonez
i'm waiting to see if somebody who's good at internetting can put music on a montage of the 4th qtr misses before i can make a final verdict. Love Lockdown playing over Love locking steph down was infinite 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@DragonflyJonez
LOL i'm definitely not "stick to sports" dude..........but damn, the raptors made the finals and homie tried to do entirely way too much there
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@LaJethroJenkins
he's who people pretend paul george is lmao. i love jimmy so much. when he left chicago, so did i. so did i.....shame how many nba teams don't *actually* want to win games
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@byjoelanderson
lmao she used to proudly say she didn't like being called 'Black'. maybe she could've done a few more radio hits with will cain to get some issues off her chest 😭😭😭😭
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@DragonflyJonez
and doing it while wearing a "we are family" t-shirt on. nba family > team family 💀💀💀💀
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@DragonflyJonez
whichever team loses is getting ROASTED to a crisp on here. that's all i'm looking forward to about that series. somebody gets to lose 😭😭😭😭
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@cw_dsgn
@Shannon_Liao
exactly, lol. "we will improve, but don't hold us legally accountable to actually do it"
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@DragonflyJonez
maybe i reached super old head status, but him being snubbed from the Dream Team was bullshit at the time and looks worse and worse as times passes........and i grew up a Bulls fan and hated the pistons😂
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@DragonflyJonez
LOL i used to laugh at Bob Ryan when he would get indignant with people dismissing players from the 60s and 70s..........we have turned into Bob Ryan re: 90s. and now i completely understand. full circle
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@SheaButterFC
if Sarah Gorden is on that 2024 Olympic team, i'm showing up to every watch party just like this.
#NoogasInParis2024
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the press person reduced a longer, thought-out interview from BJK to a simple "talking point" question.
at the same time, love BJK, but wish she didn't give the slightest to cover for questioning serena's commitment to tennis
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@ClintSmithIII
@samswey
it is very complicated indeed, especially when one of the french players dressed up in head-to-toe blackface as a harlem globetrotter player for halloween. curly wig and all. i want everyone except for him to win lol
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@SheaSerrano
i will never understand the disdain for teachers when they're literally raising people's kids. if you care about your kid or kids in general, then you should care about teachers being properly supported and public education being funded well.
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@DragonflyJonez
CP3 and Melo have caught more strays than KD. KD's the biggest beneficiary of the "we went too hard on Lebron" adjustment
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@DragonflyJonez
my 2nd grade teacher used the Noah's Ark story to "explain"/justify segregation.......when i got home and told my mom what i learned in school that day 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭
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LOL y'all worried about scoring goals but won't call mia into senior team camp and got dunn playing 20 yards away from the box. (and a bunch of media have accepted it. THOSE are questions that should still be asked to that man to his face every time he steps outside)
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@DragonflyJonez
LMAO I bet LeBron text Paul "you know we too old to be doing this shit right?" Aren't they on the players association leadership? 😂😂😂😂
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@nick_pants
@DragonflyJonez
when arya comes back as the bud knight, kills cersei and says DILLY DILLY 😂😂😂😂😂
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@838_carlisle
she chose to bring the hateration and holleration up in this dancery from the bottom of the table
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@bomani_jones
"the jazz crowd is a sea of white".....the home announcer said this, unironically
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@JarrettStepman
@hill_charlotte
LMAO way to not show the entire mailer. I have the same thing. the TOP of the form asks you to verify your *current* address and sign. if you no longer live in or vote in CA, simply don't vote in CA. it's that simple. but please go off
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@DragonflyJonez
did they slap a beanie on a My Buddy doll?? that baby got fully developed head and ears LOLWTF
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@USProgressives
this is a bad characterization of what happened. never should've been up for congressional vote at all. let the railway workers negotiate and use their leverage to get what they needed. you helped make things worse not only for rail workers, but any future collective labor action
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