Hope
@Jason_Zucker16
absolutely slays in Pittsburgh. He deserves to win. Super excited for him and his family. Easily one of the nicest guys in my 18 years at KFAN. Like annoyingly nice. If you like cheering for good people, might want to jump on the
@penguins
bandwagon.
Just ran into
@ericnordoKFAN
...
My 4-year-old daughter Harper: “Hi Meatsauce!”
Nordo: “Excuse me, I’m gonna go out to the parking lot and kill myself.”
This
@Vikings
team is so bizarre. They are 4-1, but could’ve easily been 0-5, 1-4, 2-3, 3-2, 5-0, 0-4-1, 0-3-2, 0-2-3, 0-1-4, 1-3-1, 1-2-2, 1-1-3, 1-0-4, 2-0-3, 2-1-2, 2-2-1, 3-0-2, 3-1-1, 4-0-1, or 0-0-5.
By myself at
@Raising_Canes
picking up 150 chicken fingers for Bailey’s 14th birthday party and the nice gal running the register says “Is this for here or to go?”
Seriously considering staying.
I’ve lived approximately 350,000 hours. The last two watching “Cats” were arguably the two worst. I now hate cats, art, music, songs, movies, people, the ability to see, the ability to hear, creativity, televisions, life. Have a great day. I didn’t.
NBA RULEBOOK:
Section IV:
a) Coaches On The Court
1. Coaches will not be assessed a technical foul as long as the “motherfucker” who needs to “go fuck themselves” is the “fucking” official themselves and not their “bitch of a mother”
THE INITIALS GAME is finally in card game form. If you want to play against your friends, order your game now. You can back the
@kickstarter
project here:
You can follow it on Twitter at
@InitialsGame
Blown away. 2000 of you have already backed
@InitialsGame
on
@kickstarter
in the first five hours. As if I needed more proof that the
@PowerTripKFAN
and
@KFAN1003
have the best fans in the country. Thank you guys and gals. Appreciate it.
A public thank you to
@PaulCharchian
. He’s been a part of brainstorming from day one. Hooked me up with two great graphic designers, board game industry experts and established
@kickstarter
campaigners to help get it made.
@InitialsGame
wouldn’t exist without Charch. Thanks.
Looks like
#PowerTripDonkey
bar night
#3
is gonna be me playing video poker and watching basketball by myself. Outside of the donkey suit and the five hour drive, it’ll be almost exactly like all of my Saturday nights. Let’s party.
Zero is an absolute disaster. She has twisted lady parts which constantly cause her to piss on her own foot. She is allergic to everything that has ever existed on Earth because French Bulldogs are manufactured, genetic nightmares. Trainwreck. Our trainwreck.
#NationalPetDay
I just became the first person in history to botch installing a
@ring
doorbell. One screw snapped off, the faceplate is stuck and I incorrectly connected the diode. Killing it today. Just killin’ it.
Vegas Cab Driver:
▪️Called it the “PLANdemic.”
▪️Obsessed with chess but hadn’t heard of “Queen’s Gambit”. When I told him it was a show on Netflix, he said “I don’t watch TV. TV is the worst thing that ever happened to this country”.
▪️I asked, “Worse than the PLANdemic?”
NFL EXEC: “How should we start our NFL Draft this year? It’s kind of a big deal being back in front of our fans. What should we do?”
INTERN: “What about if we have Kings of Leon play a couple of bangers and then pick fans to sit in Roger’s La-Z-Boy?”
NFL EXEC: “Love it.”
I’ve let a lot of you down the last twelve months. I’ve definitely lost a sense of purpose and a sense of obligation. Events over the last 48 hours have opened my eyes. I can proudly say, for the first time in a long time...I have a TV recommendation for you. Let’s talk Friday.
"It was her work that helped them so far along in understanding what was happening." Hear about these amazing acts of heroism and more on the new special
#LongIslandMedium
: In Memory of 9/11, tomorrow at 10/9c.
Can’t thank you all enough for helping get
@InitialsGame
off the ground. Excited to have you all get to play it finally after a couple years of development and production. You can find it here:
Huge thanks to my friends at
@raisingcanes
. Harper looks forward to the Cane’s Plush Puppy every year. Think this one is her favorite. Cane’s donates to local pet welfare organizations when you buy their holiday Plush Puppies. Get them at Cane’s or here:
First Draft: The game-winner against Nashville was scored by Jason Zucker.
Edited: The game-winner against Nashville was scored by 2018 NHL All-Star Jason Zucker.