@anon_opin One of the dumbest fucking songs of all time but he's not wrong.

@CNviolations About fucking time.

@anon_opin This is the manifesto of a loser.

@found_it_funny It's not pussy that destroys a man. It's what he picks attached to the pussy that ruins him. But a man ruined by a woman failed long before the relationship does.

@ClownWorld_ She'll be getting the sticks and stones soon enough.

@BBGreatMoments Somebody please hide the goddamn cocaine.

@heatdaddy69420 Love senior league hockey.

@DramaAlert What the fuck do you expect with that fucking family. Your mom is bald and hasn't been good since Demon Knight. Your dad is a cuckold who slapped the weakest black guy on the planet. The family that is a joke that can't take one.

@kirawontmiss I wish it was Goldberg. That was a fucking spear.

@Morbidful I've sent it. Her cinematography skills are crap. Just watched these 2 dickheads on some grass hill for 10 minutes. Completely missed the president. They had some cool cameras with them. They definitely got the president, they were pointed right at him. I'd like to see their film

@iamyesyouareno Definitely okay with this.

@Machixvelli Where's a helicopter piloted by a female when you need one? Am I right? Oh wait, too soon? Nah. Too hilarious.

@RadioGenoa She would never betray me like that. She's been raised correctly.

@DiscGolfProTour Can always fall back to family. Innova wasting money on 2nd tier pros.

@toys_retro Fuck yes.

@lordbrazes Right back in after.

@lporiginalg Video or it didn't happen.

@fasc1nate So what? There's not even an Irish section at the American grocery store. Potatoes, cabbage, and whiskey barely warrant their own shelf.

@anon_opin Also, men stay at the accident they caused and accept responsibility. Women start screaming and drive off. Then later claim they were fearing for the safety/life.

@GigaBasedDad As a man you find a way to do both until you die. The end. Now quit whining, shut the fuck up, and carry on.