She-Rage, Princess of Pain
@ClaireMax
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Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart
Los Angeles
Joined September 2012
When your back is wider than your wife’s entire body . 📸: Cam Rice
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It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON.
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I’m really sick of the idea that as “adults” we have to give up everything that is fun, like cosplay and video games and collecting toys. Most of us can only just start affording those things in our late 20’s/30’s.
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This image stabbed me directly in the heart
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THIS IS A COMPLETELY NORMAL FEMALE BODY. she’s not pregnant, she doesn’t even have “a belly,” she just has normal female fat distribution and isn’t sucking it in, flexing, or using shapewear. This is what most women’s bodies look like when relaxed. ITS NORMAL.
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Are you telling me a cis teen painted this chapel.
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Here’s the dinner dress, featuring eveningwear sword
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An accurate summary of every episode of arcane
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I think everyone should have the right to choose their own name. You should be allowed one free legal name change in your life. Doesn’t matter if you’re cis or trans; some of our parents chose absolutely garbage names for us and we deserve to be able to self-identify.
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Today, for the first time in my life, I had a therapist tell me “I would actually never recommend meditation for you.”. If you’ve ever been to therapy, or even posted about your mental health struggles online, you can probably relate to how HUGE this is.
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Today I learned that the oldest living land animal in the world is a gay male tortoise named Jonathan. he is 192 years old, pictured with his longtime mate Fredrick . Happy pride month to the gay turtles 🏳️🌈
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I’ve known I didn’t want kids since I was old enough to understand what pregnancy and childbirth actually entailed. I’m a few months away from turning 37 and people still think I might change my mind (I won’t).
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Hot take: one hour lunch breaks should be mandatory at every job. 30 minute lunches are bullshit.
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You’re so right. Women don’t have muscles, our bodies simply move themselves around via the power of ✨feminine mystique✨ And we certainly don’t have veins, everyone knows the only blood we have is in the uterus, for to make the babies, as is our purpose
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Uh huh
women irl never look good with a large muscular back it’s only in animation
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A lot of people tell me they preferred my old body. It was softer, smaller, more delicate. I conformed more closely to what they thought a woman should be. Now I am strong and solid. I take up space, I am not quiet. I am hard and powerful. That’s scary. I like being scary.
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Further proof that BMI is bullshit - at the doctor yesterday I was informed that I’m 4lbs shy of being considered “overweight” for my height. I look like this.
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Incels think women only want rich hot chads with sports cars and six packs but at this very moment, women are losing their minds over a homeless radioactive cowboy with no nose
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“You’re stronger than you think. And one day… this city’s gonna respect us.” #vi #arcane #arcanecosplay
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Help, I saw this Wanda figure and I can’t stop laughing?!? That’s her actual face?!?!?!?
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Saw a wedding invitation that said you have to “wear your birth clothes” as the dress code. Luckily for them, I was born naked.
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Hot take: *every* video game should have the option to transmogrify any armor set to have the appearance of another armor set while keeping its stats. I don’t want to have to wear an ugly armor just because it has better stats.
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The dudes who comment on my transformation photos with shit like “ohhh yeah i really preferred it when you were tiny and frail and vitamin D deficient, strong healthy women who can crush my skull with their thighs are disgusting” are really telling on themselves, aren’t they
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I’m afraid you’ve Barbened your last Heimer
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I feel like Brazilian Twitter really gets me. You guys are cool
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I don’t know if this is actually an accurate translation, but from now on I’m going to refer to my biceps as “the mother’s sledgehammer”
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Sorry, Mr. Kiramman. Your daughter calls me “daddy” now.
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Someone replied to this saying it was Ai??? . I was literally underwater, in a pool, in a costume I sewed by hand. All of this is real. I have the normal amount of fingers.
Beautiful 12x18” print from my underwater shoot with @CherylWalshArt. It’s hard to believe this is me…I look so ethereal and beautiful 💖
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Cant believe I have to say this but please never show up to a life drawing class just because the model is someone you want to see naked. it’s never happened in one of my sessions but some of y’all were being real gross on my post about art modeling. This is hugely disrespectful.
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This hit me way too hard at midnight on a Thursday
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Nanobots aren’t real and the vial he’s holding is stink bomb . Please stop sharing this . (Also, every AMC theater I’ve been in has self-serve soda machines, they don’t even fill your soda for you lol)
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About to find out what happens when I dye my hair the world’s pinkest pink.
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People will genuinely say this is not feminine or “womanly”. Arbitrary physical characteristics do not define womanhood. Femininity is strength.
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A rainbow shirt from target won’t make you gay but Tilda Swinton as Gabriel will
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With this single post I managed to trigger both radfems and insecure men, so my work here is done.
Viking gf who can out-eat, out-drink, and out-lift you
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Genuine question to men who think a woman’s “body count” matters: how does sleeping with 20 individual men once each make her more “used” than sleeping with the same man 20 times?.
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Sex is not a universal right. You are not owed it. You can live without it. Someone else’s body is not, and will never be, your right.
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So the same super solider serum that made 5’0” 100lb Steve Rogers into 6’2’ 240lb Captain America, took 5’5” 140lb Peggy Carter to…5’10” and 180lbs? Was the serum like “oh no, estrogen detected, gotta nerf her?” That’s some bullshit . Captain carter is 6’4” and at least 220.
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What is the actual purpose of the N U D E S I N B I O pornbots though?? Like who is clicking on these links. Is anyone falling for it? When there are 15 of them in your replies and they’re all the same? I get that it’s a phishing thing but who tf is actually clicking these links.
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RELEASE THE FRENCH CUT.
Arcane spoilers //. “That was French people being French”
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Yeah, I can fix your *looks at dictionary of car terms* flux capacitor
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If you voted for Trump, remove yourself from my followers list. I do not need or want your support.
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Thanksgiving 2017 vs 2022.People love to tell me I “ruined” my appearance, because I was dainty and small and cute. That’s what *they* want. It’s not what *I* want. I didn’t get jacked and gain 30lbs by accident. I don’t owe it to you to conform to your standards of beauty.
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If you think I’m hot, you’re gay.
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Yeah, that thing I didn’t do. This is why. Yes I know it would take 5 minutes.
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Meditation absolutely does not work for everyone, and is actually a terrible idea for people dealing with certain things like intrusive thoughts. And yet, it’s somehow everyone’s first fucking suggestion for a lot of mental health struggles.
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Don’t worry baby, Mama K’s got you. Karlach makeup test! 🔥 these horns are getting replaced with a more accurate pair, but I did figure out how to attach them at least. And the contacts are comfy!. Next step: sculpting prosthetics for the scars and infernal engine!
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Just a red body paint test for no reason. None whatsoever. 🔥🔥
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A video game: *lets players select their pronouns*.Normal people: *click on their option, which takes .5 seconds, and literally don’t think about it again while they enjoy the game*.A small number of very loud people: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! PRONOUNS?!!WOKE GARBAGE! I WANT A REFUND.
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Why are people still giving their money to Harry Potter anything.
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To all the dudes who try to insult me by saying I “look like a man”: I’m now going to steal your girl purely out of spite.
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I regret to inform you that I’ve already stolen your girl. It’s too late
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EXTREMELY TRUE. I was talking to a guy at the gym today who was like “I thought if I lost 50 pounds I’d have better luck with women, but I did and it’s the same, so now I think I need to make more money” and I was like buddy…I don’t think that’s the problem.
When I tell you men have NO IDEA what kind of men women are attracted to because the amount of women I’ve met on here who would RISK IT ALL for Jack Black (raises hand) ✋🏾😂.
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2000 likes and I recreate this pic even though I can’t drink milk.
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July 2019 —-> July 2022. I uh. Filled out a little 👀
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Kat Dennings is already gorgeous, did we really need to photoshop her to insane proportions? This is what she actually looks like. Can we just let women exist in their natural state please
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Viking gf who can out-eat, out-drink, and out-lift you
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Bigots are going hard today so here’s a reminder that I am beautiful, and you are too 💖
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Climb that uphill slope .Keep pushing that envelope
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Your opinion is irrelevant. You’re doing us all a favor my removing yourself from the gene pool.
Dear women,. We don't want you with muscles. We want you slim, delicate and cute. Take notes.
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Tired of defending myself daily against people who will never achieve what I have. Of having my womanhood denied because I’m muscular. Of people who are suddenly experts on anatomy trying to “gotcha” me. All of these photos are me. The face comparison is 18 years apart.
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Missing my friend tonight. It’s been 3 years since we lost him.
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I have discovered the internet’s weakness and it is a muscular woman in a dress.
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If you think it’s “my body, your choice” then I’d also like to remind you that it’s *my* choice to kick *your* body so hard on the balls that they lose function from testicular rupture. Your body, my choice, bitch.
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Living to confuse people who don’t understand what a woman looks like . (I’m afab. When i was born, a doctor looked at my body and decided i was a girl. Later, i also decided i was a girl. Even later, I decided i wanted to be a jacked-as-hell girl. So here i am)
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I’ll do a proper test tomorrow when I have time to do makeup and shit. But I’m pleased with how this top came out (still need to add some small details, and these obviously aren’t the proper pants…I just finished making the top and wanted to see how it looked!)
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Yesterday, I shared my story of abuse as context at the hands of my military ex for context as to what Captain Carter meant for me as a character and a cosplay. I did not expect the post to go viral, or to receive so much support, but so much hatred as well.
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GOD IF THIS AINT TRUE.
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Like this post if you think I could 1v1 Elon in a fight. I’m trying to see something.
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No one:.Absolutely no one:.Arcane fandom: Hextech sex toys definitely exist.
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Yall i literally have 18 year old baby gays telling me I can’t talk about lesbians because…im not gay? my female woman wife would like to have a word with you. You are not even fully baked. please keep quiet until your frontal lobe matures.
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I believe they were TRYING to say you have to dress according to your gender assigned at birth but they are even more stupid than your normal transphobes and couldn’t figure out how to say that.
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Some people need to do a lot of work before they can get to a point where sitting with their thoughts the way meditation requires can be healthy for them. For some people it may NEVER be healthy. Like all wellness practices, it is NOT one size fits all.
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The people who are mad about a non-binary/trans Doctor Who character must have missed the lizard lesbians, gay cat people, the entire existence of Captain Jack Harkness, and the fact that a gay man has been a show runner off and on since 2005.
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You would dare approach a Goddess empty-handed?
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