Chelsea M. Cameron
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Bestselling author of tropetastic sapphic romance, repped by @ashliterary , Queer/nonbinary, cat amuser, yogi, she/they
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Cat needs surgery and they gave me the quote.
I started laughing. I guess that wasn’t the right response.
(It’s fine, I will have the money to pay for it soonish, it’s just A LOT)
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I just... keep seeing people on social eating at restaurants, traveling, doing whatever and I’m sitting in my apartment like I’ve hallucinated a pandemic.
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If your romance movie doesn’t have chemistry like THIS, I don’t want it!
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Sometimes I think about the two women who were the only employees at one of our bank branches and for nearly TEN YEARS had been working half days and clocking each other out and no one noticed. They got fired eventually but honestly? That's on the bank.
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You can literally say “starving children is wrong” here and hundreds of people, many with their real names on their profiles, will reply, “FALSE! Lots of children deserve to die and you do, too. Common misconception.” I dunno how to live in that world but I guess we’re doing it.
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Poor Lady Featherington begging her sons-in-law to bang her daughters to produce heirs so they don't lose their house. The Kris Jenner of this franchise.
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Seeing shots and clips from the movie Titanic is weird because over half of it takes place at night, in the middle of the ocean, and you can still see everything that’s going on. Unlike most movies made today.
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This jacket just tipped my chin up with the point of a sword
Embroidered riding jacket by Morin Blossier, 1902. The MET.
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When people are like “why are the youths not watching old movies?” I haven’t seen anyone say this:
Screens.
I grew up with one TV that everyone watched. My parents controlled the remote. So I consumed all their stuff, even if I didn’t want to.
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My friend Liz is a vet tech, and they call the cats they have to wrap up so they don’t claw the vet “spicy purritos”
I thought everyone needed to know
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Did you hear that sound? It’s dozens of romance writers opening a blank word doc after seeing this guy take off his glasses and do his thing on pommel horse.
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“Look at the state of you” is one of the greatest line deliveries in history.
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I flew too close to the sun*
*put in too many holds at the library that came in all at the same time
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If you REALLY think the world would be kinder if only women were in charge, I’m going to need you to go get They Were Her Property: White Women as Slave Owners in the American South, read it, and then get back to me.
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Once again, I’m not mad about cover switches. I’m mad because these two covers do not communicate the same thing! *screams*
This is a travesty.
Guess I’ll be searching for the paperbacks with the original covers for my collection.
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I have a theory: Phantom, at its core, is for freaks, and a lot of the dark romance authors are incredibly conservative.
Im genuinely surprised we havent had a huge boom of phantom of the opera retellings since its public domain and dark romance is mega popular rn
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I'm so jealous of cats. They don't know what the Supreme Court is.
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Cancel all the police procedural shows and replace them with shows about librarians.
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What do women want?
POCKETS. WE WANT POCKETS ON PANTS AND DRESSES. NOT FAKE ONES. NOT SMALL ONES. REAL F*CKING POCKETS.
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"Have you SEEN what the children are reading?!"
Quick question, how old were you when you read Flowers in the Attic. I'll wait.
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I was helping out while one of them was on leave having surgery and I'd drive back to my regular branch after lunch and see the other's car parked in her driveway when she was supposed to be at the branch. Never said a word.
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Romance authors, get your inspo here! Fresh romance book inspo!
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He looks like this classic tweet
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I can’t stop thinking about Pam’s thought process that led to “I’m gonna have to put margarine on this cat.”
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The lobby was only open until noon or so, and they were supposed to stay until 4. So one would stay to work on projects and the other would leave and clock them both out.
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Listen, at least you aren’t the person who’s arguing with NORA ROBERTS that you know how publishing works better than she does.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but wanting to be paid a reasonable amount for your time and talents isn't selfish or greedy.
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All of my wildest work stories came from that job. Like the (married) loan officer who was taking out fraudulent loans along with his (married) assistant to buy drugs and would show up to work blitzed on coke. They were also having an affair.
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These two covers do not communicate the same content! THAT is my main problem with the cartoon covers. Because they are on the widest range of books from cute YA to steamy adult that it is near impossible to tell what you’re getting in a sea of sameness.
from what I remember, this is the book that invented the 'man with abs' cover, so this is especially sad to me.
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Now I can watch whatever I want on several different screens (phone, laptop, tablet) and control what I see. Kids are curating their media in a way that was not an option for me.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to monetize every single one of your hobbies.
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@spelumbia
Oh I know they had a SYSTEM. No one from upper management ever paid attention or even went there. Turns out the building needed a bunch of repairs after they left that had been ignored for years.
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The marketing for My Lady Jane failed so hard because they assumed their audience would be like "wait, he turns into a HORSE?! No, I don't want to watch that" when the reality is THE OPPOSITE
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My mom was the main remote hog and she would go away for ONE weekend a year and my dad would let me watch whatever I wanted and I looked forward to that weekend all year.
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Was it a great job? No. Did I get paid enough? Also no. Did I learn a LOT that has been useful in my life going forward? YUP.
Banking is a great intro job if you need one. There are banks literally everywhere.
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“Gay hasn’t been used as a slur” OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT FOR TODAY.
I’m going to need people who weren’t alive in the 90s to take a seat and listen to those of us who were.
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People want to make this into a generational war and it’s just silly. If I was growing up now I wouldn’t be watching my parent’s stuff! Do you know what I would have given to have a massive media library that I could see whenever I wanted?
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And the loans were taken out in her family member's names, including nieces and nephews.
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IDGAF if a microscopic portion of people commit food stamp fraud. I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE NOT GOING HUNGRY. And the cost of that fraud? MINISCULE. It's a fraction of a drop in the bucket. *stares at trillions of dollars of tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires*
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He came to our branch once and was seconds away from swallowing one of the beta fish we had in bowls on the teller line before we begged him not to. Why? Drugs, I'm guessing.
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Who knew the world of small-town banking could be so exciting!
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Anyway, I think it's very annoying to act like you had a superior upbringing to the current youths and it reeks of boomer mentality and you sound like a loser.
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Disney: we queer coded these villains so you would think they were yucky.
Me: I love them.
Disney: wait what
Me: I would die for them
Disney: but
Me: leave me and my evil family alone
Disney: *deep sigh*
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Me, in an emergency: *clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose*
Me, at a minor inconvenience: *completely crumbles into a puddle of anxiety and tears*
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Me talking to another couple: which one of you is the Jean and which one is the Jorts?
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@RdotSpoon
I remember when she went to his house and saw how he’d prepared his entire life to be ready for his wife to show up.
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A youth tried to tell me that “gay” was never used as a slur
LOL this happen to any of y’all yet?
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My girlfriend is starving and I caused it and refuse to help her. Why is she mad?
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I love network tv! But sometimes I don’t want to watch a show about doctors, lawyers, or cops and that’s about 90% of network tv currently.
someone else on twitter every day: "i wish there were still TV shows that aired weekly episodes with 25-episode seasons"
pretty much every show on nbc, abc, cbs and fox still does that
"oh god no, not THOSE shows"
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Financial advisor: what is your retirement plan?
Me: *laughs hysterically* oh, you were serious. Idk, dying?
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There’s a connection between painting women as soft, delicate flowers and smarter people than me have found it’s allllll wrapped up in white supremacy.
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If you worship Jesus, but are against brown people from the middle east, I have some REALLY bad news about the entire cast of the bible...
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Tommy Fury is reportedly consulting with lawyers after rumours spawn that he cheated on Molly-Mae Hague, causing their split.
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“Oh, I’m like GAY, gay.” -Me, watching the first ten minutes of A League of Their Own
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SUPPORT SEX WORKERS EVEN WHEN THEY’RE NOT SAVING THE COUNTRY.
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Do you ever just shake with rage because of the fact that we don't HAVE to live this way? It doesn't have to be like this? It's only this way because of a bunch of greedy fuckers who want to burn the world down just so no one else has anything?
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@notdanilu
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There's one I watch and she's been reading the same book for a year. I don't even know why she doesn't switch it out with a different one.
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Book twitter is wild, but an indie author on Facebook faked her own death
TW: suicide
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Ugh, I saw “if you write for money you shouldn’t be writing” and DEAR LORD, what a bunch of bullshit. IT IS FINE AND GOOD TO WRITE FOR MONEY.
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I promise you are not prepared for what will come out of the guy’s mouth when he meets her.
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I’m just a queer romance author, standing in front of people looking for queer romance books, begging them to notice me and other queer authors who are publishing queer romances.
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The generation who read Flowers in the Attic in third grade is worried about what today's children are reading. More at 11.
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I said “fuck this show” and never touched another episode. Not even to rewatch.
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE MISTAKE HAS EARNED OUT AND I GOT MY FIRST ROYALTY PAYMENT!!!!!
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Reading a book that’s in dual POV but there are zero line breaks or chapter breaks or any indication when it’s switching from her POV to his and… (this is a traditionally published book)
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Can we make this year witch girl winter? Where we walk around in gauzy outfits and stroke ravens and burn a lot of candles and curse our enemies?
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What do authors want? REVIEWS!
When do we want them? I mean, it's totally okay, no rush, if you have the chance, I would appreciate it so much, no pressure
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Only one classroom!
Romance authors hearing that Tim and Gwen Walz met when they were forced to share a classroom that was divided in the middle...
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“All these book covers look the same?” Yeah that’s how marketing works.
These pearl clutchers wouldn’t have survived the “girl in a dress” trend of 2009-2012 YA.
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These are two different stories! They CANNOT be for the same book. So one is a lie and readers are going to be misled, and THAT isn’t fair to the readers or the author!
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One of the things that rips me right out of a contemp book is when I can tell how old the author is based on the references. I’m sorry, but most 25-year-olds aren’t using Patrick Swayze as a benchmark for hotness.
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As an xennial, I’m finding the trend of being mean/cruel/edgy about anything soft or sincere to be both unbearably annoying and concerning.
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There are simply too many books to read. I must quit my job and all obligations.
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Same shit, different decade. Kids have always been reading adult books, this is not new, censorship is not the answer, the end.
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I will be 90 years old and won’t remember my own name but I will remember Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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Book friends: what is the filthiest historical romance you’ve ever read? I want to read about gowns and smut.
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I think a lot of people DON’T know that there are large groups of m/m readers that are (usually) white, cis women. A lot of them insulate themselves in their homophobic and transphobic Facebook groups where they talk about queer men like dolls who kiss for their enjoyment.
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My mom found a college bill from 1970 and she paid $150 for one semester. That works out to $1,040.70 in 2021 money.
BRB, crying forever.
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I think several things are happening. 1. This is rage bait. 2. I would guess she came to being a reader as an adult and is still “new” to reading as a hobby. 3. She encountered something unfamiliar and became uncomfortable and instead of pushing through, she’s decided it sucks.
i fear booktok has lost the plot because why are they shocked that book pages have… words?
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I am BEGGING readers who are not liking the trad romances they're reading to seek out indie and small-press authors who are writing the books they want to read already
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@kermelbar
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People who are mad at Dolly Parton for being political have literally never listened to her before.
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Just finished the first episode of My Lady Jane. This is like a CW show on drugs. They ended the first episode with a Tegan and Sara song. There are shifters. It's complete bananas.
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Maybe stocking the women's clothing area with ten thousand weird Mormon-esque prairie dresses wasn't a good idea?
Target is canceling orders from suppliers and slashing prices to clear out a bloated inventory. The moves follow a pronounced shift by American consumers, away from pandemic spending on such things as big TVs and small kitchen appliances.
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This is some of the wildest stuff I’ve seen outside literotica 😳
@theaprilpapers
Have you ever seen the love letters that James Joyce would send his wife?
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The next time someone is bitching about how publishers will only take books about Black left-handed lesbians for diversity check boxes, they must list ten books that fit that category. If there are so many of them, you must be able to list them.
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@HillaryMonahan
When I worked in banking a woman called about a strange charge and it was plane tickets. She was like “that is fraud!” and was about to get a new card, but it was just her husband trying to surprise her for Christmas and he used the joint account 😂
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@ohJuliatweets
It’s an absolutely bizarre puritanical streak in the show and I think it says sooooo much about the writers.
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Marriage is between one Witcher, an elf-mage, and a bard.
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In other news, they’re making s’mores with digestive biscuits and the world’s biggest marshmallow and GBBO has butchered yet another food!
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The people I see hyping up and devouring a lot of dark romance are like, white soccer moms in Utah. Those people don’t jive with Phantom.
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I’ve never seen someone destroy their own career so completely and quickly.
We are aware of the ongoing discussion around author Cait Corrain. CROWN OF STARLIGHT is no longer on our 2024 publishing schedule.
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