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too many hetero med twitter people following me again this page is for the girls and the gays
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Tuskegee 👏🏾 isn’t 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 only 👏🏾 reason 👏🏾 Black 👏🏾 Americans 👏🏾 distrust 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 American 👏🏾 healthcare 👏🏾 system 👏🏾 send tweet
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I hung up on an attending consultant who was yelling at me today because I am simply not the one. try that with another intern next time 😘
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when are we going to stop pretending that MDs are public health experts?
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moisturizer applied, pride/BLM pin on lanyard, stethoscope holstered, pager working, phone no longer set to do not disturb (🥴), caffeinated. off to my first day of intern year!
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just heard a patient whisper “oh he’s nice” as I exited their room to their spouse. no formal eval will ever feel that good.
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wait so LAPD officers train for 600 hours to get a gun but I need 4 years of medical school and minimum 3 years of residency to prescribe a regular diet?
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I don’t think academic medicine is ready for the arrival of gen z residents and it fills me with nothing but glee
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the way nurses interact with my female co-residents is not the way they interact with me and my male co-residents and that’s all I’m gonna say about that
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I 👏🏾 don’t 👏🏾 care 👏🏾 about 👏🏾 hematocrit 👏🏾 give me the hemoglobin or give me nothing
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used to get mad at my mom (physician) for trying to talk me out of medicine and now I’m mad she didn’t try harder lmao
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I once asked an interviewer why his program had zero (0) Black residents in a city that is 35% Black and he said it wasn't the program's mandate to reflect community demographics and that it could be attributed to a "pipeline problem"
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mind you neither peritoneum nor endometrium are “layers of skin” let alone bread and butter
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my resident’s wife collected all the pens he’s “borrowed” and brought home over the course of residency and put them in a bag. see below:
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~medicine~
WHY did my parents let me chase my dreams, this shit’s a MESS
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to clarify: I’m a vaccine stan (fully vaccinated against covid, spend time volunteering as a vaccinator, and have convinced family to get vaccinated) I’m just expressing annoyance at the reductionist view that many Black Americans are skeptical because of Tuskegee alone
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do you read the word “gloria” with 18 syllables or were you not raised Catholic?
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god I hate getting dragged back into med twitter but be SO for real you looked stupid on rotations too. you clearly work at an academic institution. teach or leave.
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"residency flies by," they said
well, it's been 76 days and it's felt like 76 days
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@PublicEdTay
@leavemeal0000ne
correct and do you think a Harris admin or trump admin would navigate the ongoing genocides in Sudan and Yemen or were we not counting those…?
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forever upset that my parents, who speak a combined five languages, raised me monolingual
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UWorld:
A) ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓
B) ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓
C) ↓ ↓ ↑ ↑
D) ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓
E) ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑
Me: um, NEXT.
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it’s my birthday and I’m at work please say nice things about me 😌
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me: wow it’s an incredible privilege to be a doctor! I love getting to take care of people!
pager: *goes off*
me:
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me when I successfully wake up and extubate a patient at the end of surgery
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overnight intern: “I’ve seen you on Twitter”
me: “oh god”
senior: “what do you tweet about?”
me: “gay stuff and medicine”
senior: “what?”
me: “gay. stuff. and. medicine.” :)
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the way that medicine has convinced us that “golden weekends” are a luxury is grotesque
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I just learned that in Paris they can dispatch ECMO teams to out-of-hospital arrests?? And people have been cannulated in places like the métro and the Louvre??
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not my roommate saving someone's life with nalaxone while walking home from the club
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reminder to M4s making rank lists: prestige will never love you back
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unprofessional, unethical doctor reporting to secure your airway 🫡🫡🫡
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The pride flag, on a lanyard, for instance, is experienced as a political declaration by patients. It does not belong in a professional, ethical doctor-patient relationship. The patients, who are often hurting, terrified and anxious, should not have to deal also with our
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the med student who swooped in to present the sickest patients on the unit when I was at hour 27 is surely seeing the pearly gates
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not my patient pushing for the earliest possible discharge because they doesn’t trust their (adult) children to prepare thanksgiving dinner 😩
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it’s always “why the fannypack” until you’re the only girlie at the stat with dilute epi 😌
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happy pride to the patient who said “oh I have a son” when she asked if I wanted to meet her daughter and I said I’m gay 😘
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the biggest scam of residency thus far has been getting to meet all my dope co interns during orientation then never seeing them again 🙃
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just signed my PGY-1 contract and got approved for an apartment in Boston. I guess this is really happening, huh?
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it just came to my attention that some physicians are comparing being called a provider to the n word????? I hate it here.
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the face of someone who survived his 7th and final 27-hour MICU call in 25 days 😤
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as an anesthesia resident there is truly nothing like locking eyes with a surgical resident over the drapes and sharing an eye roll
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Obsessed with googling this over and over and over and not committing to memory
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did my empl*yer just send a union-busting email citing a JAMA study that found no difference in suicidality between unionized and non-unionized residencies…? not no
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with every passing day I understand Pooja and her behavior a bit more
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do y’all not feel dumb walking around in form fitting figs at the hospital?
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catching the Acela to the non alcoholic queer space with my ex’s ex on new fire island where we’ll come out to our parents this weekend ❤️
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do I have the coolest job in the world? yes. do I want to be someone’s husband and just sit at home? also yes.
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took a lukewarm shower because some Twitter dermatologist said it was better for my skin than hot water and let me tell you: that’s the last time I’m trusting a doctor. I feel like a wet rat 😩
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28-hour call in the cardiac ICU can take my happiness, my sleep, and my confidence in my clinical decision making capabilities but it can’t take my skincare routine 😤😤
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black physicians are capable of leadership outside of DEI
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highlight of my first day as a doctor: a patient told me I “must have my ID photo retaken at once because [I am] looking particularly handsome today”
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list signed out. that’s a wrap on intern year. thanks for the mems
@BrighamMedRes
, onward to
@BrighamAnes
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idk about you and your friends but me and mine are all considering quitting medicine 💅🏽😌
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the most iconic thing I’ve ever done was cry in the ICU bathroom over a man who dumped me by text right after I placed my first central line
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update: the turkey was still in the freezer when the children called to coordinate pickup. patient is considering just staying 😂😂
not my patient pushing for the earliest possible discharge because they doesn’t trust their (adult) children to prepare thanksgiving dinner 😩
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56 anesthesia programs (34.8%) in the United States had zero (0) black resident trainees across all four residency years in the 2021-2022 academic year
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still recovering mentally from step 1 which I took two years ago yesterday lol
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proud to announce my white roommate from H*rv*d is finally pulling his weight. which is to say I’m lounging at his cape house for the weekend and playing tennis with white people.
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RESIDENCY INTERVIEW PRO-TIP FOR GMAIL USERS: set up text forwarding for emails that come from AAMC, Thalamus, and Interview Broker because this system is trash and interview invites are time sensitive! It's pretty easy with verizon but not sure about other providers
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I’m a big ol’ critic of this country but have to admit there aren’t many places on earth where a family can look like mine and flourish ❤️🤍💙
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watching my fellow who’s BSN, RN, MD provide oral care care for a patient who’s s/p extubation on rounds today was a dope reminder that so much of medicine isn’t taught in med school
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