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VOTE NOW for your Tottenham Hotspur PLAYER OF THE SEASON
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Hey remember that time Tottenham beat Arsenal 3-0 and then finished in the top four ahead of them?
That was awesome.
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Winks to Sessegnon to Doherty is the ultimate “fuck you COYS Twitter” goal and I’m here for it
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This is actually just a joke between that women and her good friend Dele Alli
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Tottenham Hotspur being Manchester City's kryptonite will never not be funny and enjoyable.
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why support tottenham hotspur when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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Pierre's name is officially "General Ho" now. This is canon.
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Messi is without a club and with nothing more to prove.
Come to Tottenham.
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Raise your hand if your football club has beaten City at the Etihad this season
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If this isn't a Puskas finalist there is no God.
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Good news, if Chelsea loses to Watford and we beat Norwich 19-0, we finish third!
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I could be a jerk and point out that Tottenham players scored three penalties and the Liverpool guy missed.
…But I won’t.
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Oliver Norwood just looked straight at Son, put his elbow in his face, VAR checked and nothing doing. cool.
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Why isn't Jose Mourinho playing Dele?
The White House is the People’s House, so I'm asking for YOU to reply with your questions. I'll answer you in a video this week. Can't wait to hear from you!
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Number of Tottenham Hotspur players in the World Cup semifinals: 9
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Poor subs, poor approach...poor management. If you're not criticizing Jose Mourinho today you are blind.
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Hey
@Nike
- Can we talk about how this fan mockup by user "wulteer" over at /r/coys on Reddit blows away anything you've given
@SpursOfficial
so far? How about some more effort in future kits?
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Tottenham Hotspur
What’s a good starter vice for someone who wants to get into ruining their life?
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Tottenham Hotspur are expected to physically destroy my emotions in the next two days [
@JakeMeister_
]
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How did we have this guy for three seasons and never make a Stifler reference?
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impact on this game:
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the ball boy harry winks
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You know, after a long and disappointing season, it's wonderful that football can still, somehow, give me joy.
Lots of Arsenal fans have left the stadium as their title hopes are slipping away.
#MyPLMorning
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Spurs should really sell Harry Kane because clearly City need him more than we do.
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If you pray, pray hard for Christian, his wife, and family. If you don't, turn the TV off, go out and do something nice for someone else.
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Erik Lamela wasn’t Tottenham’s best player. Cult heroes rarely are. But he gave everything for the club, loved Spurs like we do, and leaves it better than he found it. For that, we salute him, and will miss him.
✍️
@Skipjack0079
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ITS OVER!!!! TOTTENHAM HAVE DONE IT!!!! THEYRE INTO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
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We are equally delighted to sponsor the butts of
@MarineAFC
for this match!
We are delighted to announce
@cartilagefree
as the back of shorts sponsor for the
@EmiratesFACup
match v
@SpursOfficial
.
#COYM
with
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No need to build an Eric Dier statue as it already exists and is on the pitch.
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The miracle in Singapore
*De Ligt bangs his head*
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SPURS NOW UP TO FIFTH AHEAD OF ARSENAL
I MAY NEVER TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF AGAIN
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A GOAL SPURS FANS HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF FOR YEARS. Bale just played a perfect 60 yard pass to Harry Kane who collects and drills a deflected shot into the back of the net.
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I like it when Tottenham Hotspur play good football and score goals.
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Gotta say, I never thought I'd see a joint team photo with the US Women's National Team and Tottenham Hotspur.
But I love it so much.
Got to hang out with these guys today before they’re off to Madrid.
@SpursOfficial
x
#USWNT
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IS THERE A BETTER HUMAN BEING ALIVE?
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Worth noting that Nuno is Tottenham's first BAME permanent head coach in club history (Chris Hughton is the first, with two stints as caretaker).
That's important. That matters.
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12 points in 12 league matches. Poch had the same form and was sacked.
Spurs are now out of the FA Cup and in a final against this same City team. Europa is still there but in the current run of form, that's a dream.
Sorry, not sorry: Mou out. End this experiment.
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Lukaku just scored for Belgium, kissed the camera and told Eriksen he loved him.
Dear Fabio Paratici, please sign him.
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Great job Mourinho, grinding out a 1-0 win over a relegation-threatened opponent to keep us in [checks table] 8th place.
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The last time Sissoko played this well at an international tournament Tottenham bought him for £30m
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Tottenham Withdraw from the Super League Before Arsenal Challenge 2021
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Full Time.
Tottenham Hotspur 0-3 Manchester United.
Nuno:
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HERE’S AN IDEA
LET’S KEEP STEVIE
OR TELL AJAX TO UP THEIR PRICE BY ABOUT £100M
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City price just went up to £225m, straight cash homie
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Who do you think was the first person Sonny called after winning the Asian Games?
a) His girlfriend
b) Mauricio Pochettino
c) Kevin Wimmer
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┃┃╱╲ In this
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╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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L a m e l a
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"Yes, Mr. Mansour? It's Daniel.
The price is now £200m."
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You know who’s been really, really good today? Serge Aurier.
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GREAT PASS FROM KANE
GREAT SHOT FROM STEVIE
I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
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rival fans getting ready to make fun of your Tottenham friends, guess what? we're already dead inside!
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TOTTENHAM HOSPUR ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMIFINALISTS!!!!
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I'd say
@SpursWomen
's odds of being televised on NBC here in the States just went up about a billion percent.
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Only Spurs would say prematch they are punting this competition, score in the final 10 minutes to level it, win on penalties, and have a bathroom break amidst all that chaos
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Conte gonna make the crowd run laps after the match if they don’t cheer louder.
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Alright, a lot just happened.
Kane was brilliant. Kulu and Sonny were fantastic. The defense played their asses off and there's no shame in their performance at all.
Oh, and Spurs just did the double over the defending champions.
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If missing a whole year of transfers leads to Ndombele Lo Celso Sessegnon and maybe Dybala that’s a fine price to pay
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ITS OVER IN MILAN!!!!! TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ARE THROUGH IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!!
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But now, let’s take a minute to remember Davinson Sanchez.
He was the best player on the pitch today, and we should recognize that. Absolutely immense for Colombia.
(Also a Spurs player, btw, in case you didn’t know)
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If the contact that Kane had on Silva is a foul, there should be a penalty about 30 times a match. Full stop.
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I DON'T BELIEVE MY EYES COCO LAMELA DERBY HERO
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ appreciate
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L a m e l a
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🎶 BACK TO BACK PUSKAS AWARDS, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶
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The best player in world football, posing with Neymar.
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You will tell your grandkids one day that you saw Matt Doherty score a goal for Tottenham Hotspur.
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If this is a coordinated campaign by Richarlison to supplant Erik Lamela as Most Beloved Player in our hearts...
...well, it's working.
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I’m annoyed. Spurs did not deserve to lose that match, but got Ronaldo’d and that feels real bad considering he’s been pretty mediocre this season.
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Dane Scarlett has looked about 500% more interested and invested in this match than Harry Kane did.
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This isn't our work but it deserves to be shared
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Jesus Michael Oliver, what does Fabinho need to do to earn a yellow card?!
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Hey remember when Tottenham were title contenders? That was fun.
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OH MY GOD SONNY WHAT
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North London is Lilywhite.
Don't forget that.
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"Sissoko, a calming influence"
What a time to be alive
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Looks like Alex Morgan may be headed to Tottenham.
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