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KD when assembling his favorite 3 v 3 pickup team doesn’t work (again)
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Chet's 23andMe would devastate him beyond words
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Burrow-Allen was quietly one of the faker debates we've seen in recent years
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The Brunson-Embiid foul grifting thing is a total false equivalency
Joel has 89 FGA and 59 FTA this series (1.5 shots per FT)
Brunson has 116 FGA and 38 FTA this series (3.1 shots per FT)
One dude just put on a special shotmaking display. The other played to get to the line.
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Not an overstatement to say the 0-2 deficit is 100% on Ant & KAT. 100 percent.
They have the most complete roster in the league and have shown that. Their supporting cast has been excellent.
Those two guys have sucked. Like, really and truly sucked.
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Is the death penalty too severe for a graphic like this? Starting to think it’s the only way to stop these heathens
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I love Ant. But he kinda gets all the credit no matter what bc nobody wants to give it to KAT or Rudy.
KAT was amazing on both ends in a rock fight and clearly their best player last night.
J Mac, Naz and Rudy all had huge impacts.
Phenomenal TEAM win from a phenomenal TEAM.
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Get this dude the fuck out of the league
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People tend to blame officiating way, way too much for the outcome of games. This is my rule of thumb.
But that was disgusting stuff. A phantom kicked ball and the softest imaginable moving screen call in the last 40 seconds. Game-deciding.
Pacers fans, I feel for you.
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Just had a great interaction with Jokic after he hit a crazy shot in warmups.
“I taught you that,” I called out to him (in Serbian) with a mischievous wink.
His eyes twinkled as he turned to me.
“I wish you were a horse,” he replied.
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We will hear many criticisms about Rudy Gobert soon. Offensive criticisms will be totally fair.
But to the defensive criticisms, I ask: who have you ever seen dominate Rudy other than Jokic? And, as a follow up: who have you ever seen Jokic NOT dominate?
It’s not a Rudy thing.
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Interesting answer, Shaq!
I'd probably go with Darius Johnson-Odom, who went 0 for 11 in seven career NBA games, or perhaps the great center AJ Bramlett, who shot 19% from the field in eight career games!
Shaq was asked who the worst NBA player of all-time is.
His response: “Rudy Gobert… Ben Simmons is another bum.”
(via
@Complex
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Who’s the most versatile player in the NBA today?
I’m going Tatum
Just saw him act as a defensive center, switching 1-5, and as his team’s primary playmaker and de facto offensive PG in the Finals
Please don’t mention his scoring inconsistency, that’s not the question
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I'm genuinely asking — what did Tatum do in this playoff run to move him into these conversations? I thought we decidedly would *not* do this because his scoring inconsistency was so bad. His versatility is outstanding but he is clearly a tier below every Top 5 guy on offense.
Top 5 players in the NBA:
1.) Jokic
2.) Giannis
3.) Tatum
4.) Luka
5.) SGA
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We have a deep-seeded problem as a generation of being deeply ignorant of the past, and not even showing any interest in changing that, but then loudly and confidently expressing negative, wildly incorrect opinions about the past.
Anthony Edwards says that Michael Jordan was the only player with real skill back in the day
"I didn't watch it back in the day so I can't speak on it. They say it was tougher back then than it is now, but I don't think anybody had skill back then. [Michael Jordan] was the only
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I guess what hurts most is that O.J. never found the guy who did it
He could still be out there and we don’t have Juice to protect us anymore
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Me (ordering a ribeye): I’ll just have the ribeye, please.
Waiter: And how would you like that cooked?
Me: Medium rare.
Waiter: Will that be all?
Me: Yes, thank you.
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I can't lie, Matt moved me on the GOAT debate yesterday.
"Be honest, he's nice," he said of LeBron, before repeatedly mimicking a finger roll.
Generational ball knower.
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Which athlete has the biggest gap between how sick their highlights are and how good they actually are/were?
I feel like it’s gotta be White Chocolate
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The difference between a bad Luka game, a bad Embiid game, a bad SGA game, and a "bad" Jokic game is the size of the Grand Canyon.
I would agree his offensive floor is the highest we've ever seen. Simply one of the most consistently and inevitably great players ever.
"I think Jokić probably does have the highest floor in NBA history"
—
@_JasonLT
explains why Nikola Jokić's athleticism sets him apart
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This is quite literally Matthew Sponhour
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My favorite thing in sports debates is when people fully just make things up. Isaiah Thomas had a 62.5% TS in 2017 - the best efficiency of any guard in the entire NBA. But I will simply declare that he shot 38% from the field because I want that to be true. Good stuff!
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Many are upset with Pat Bev. Can’t understand why. This is how I begin every conversation. You’d be shocked how many strangers will smile in your face, but when you ask, will ADMIT they don’t even listen to the podcast. These are snakes in the grass. We mustn’t engage with them.
Patrick Beverly tells female reporter from ESPN that she cannot interview him since she doesn't subscribe to his podcast.
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Here's my biggest thing about the Naz Reid 6MOY case
The stretch that made him the favorite for SIXTH MAN of the year occurred while he was STARTING
That is a complete betrayal of the spirit of the award
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How much J Cole hate is really just misplaced Tobias Harris hate? Food for thought
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If the Nuggets lose this series, they’ll be the sixth defending champ in a row to lose before the conference finals. That is not how the NBA has ever worked!
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Regardless of what happens in the rest of Nuggets-Timberwolves, the retroactive efforts to diminish Jokic’s resume and a dominant title run last year were ridiculous.
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Cam Newton’s MVP season is closer to my sixth birthday party where my uncle dressed up as Darth Maul than to present day
The events of “The Last Dance” are closer to Jerry West’s final game than they are current day
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Don’t believe everything you read on the internet, kids.
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I'm sorry but Will Levis is one of the dumbest QBS I've ever seen
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I truly believe that is the most unguardable player in basketball history. Blessed with overwhelming physical advantages, 1 of 1 shotmaking and a 1 of 1 mind. Just stupidly unfair.
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Bro is inventing enemies
fuck off talking to me about five better scorers than KD btw
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Legit don’t think I’ve ever seen such blindness caused by pure hatred
I could not believe what I was seeing with pre-series predictions
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Type shit I was on at eight years old
(Making up an entire newspaper of results and news from around an imaginary sports world)
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All-star potential? Did his mother write this tweet?
The Bulls have been determined to find a playmaker to replace Lonzo Ball, and Giddey , 21, comes with an All-Star potential that would unlikely be realized with the Thunder because of the playmaking starpower who surrounded him. The Bulls will offer him an opportunity to have the
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This mf brought a pre-WWII alarm to New York and laid it right next to my sleepy little head
It proceeded to assault me with the loudest, grainiest, worst music I’ve ever heard too early this morning
Looking for a new co-host
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Perk watching this game
“The Miami Heat could go 100% from the field and 100% from the 3 and they’re still gonna get swept in this series.” 😳
- Kendrick Perkins
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38 pass attempts and 108 yards is almost unheard of
Bo Nix already making history 🔥
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A white man just implied MJ’s DPOY is worse than Marcus Smart’s, I’m done with this app for good
michael jordan looking at this
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🧵O.J. Simpson's most controversial moments 🧵
1. Despite totaling over 2,200 yards from scrimmage and 23 TDS, OJ finished SECOND in MVP voting in 1975
2. OJ's association with the raunchy comedy Naked Gun as "Nordberg" altered an otherwise squeaky clean public image
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There was this dude on the plane (bout 2’2”, rocking a onesie) who would NOT STOP SCREAMING about having to wear his seatbelt
Brother, none of us want to do it. You’re not the King of England. Act like a professional.
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Btw, the Lakers are so good. I legit think they might give Denver the best series of anybody out West. This is not an LA thing. This is a Nuggets thing.
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Top 5 things ALL guys love 😂
1. NCAA Football Video Games 🎮
2. Beer 🍻
3. Cigars 💨
4. Rigorous cock and ball torture 🔥
5. Um… did I say beer yet? 🤣
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Starting to think Rajon Rondo is on the shortlist of most overrated players of all time. I just said that he was never in the convo for *BEST GUARD IN THE NBA* and that pissed people off.
The dude was a legitimately BAD scorer. That is so limiting to your offensive impact.
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Why does everyone hate OKC?
I'm seeing Shai slander (calling a guy who makes nearly 55% of his FGs on the No. 1 seed a stat-padding FT merchant) and J-Dub hate (versatile athlete + shotmaker who playmakes and defends well, dream secondary ball handler).
They're the future, guys
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Both Knicks wins have felt like Disney movies, dude. Perhaps a Shonen anime. Like this team is meant to teach us actual life lessons about never giving up. We should be given an hour break to reflect on what it means to be alive after that.
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Haven’t seen a single mainstream outlet talking about this
What if instead of Jared McCain it was John McCain, and instead of the Philadelphia 76ers, it was the 2008 election? A lot of y’all wouldn’t be stanning anymore
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A Jokic post-up is the most unguardable playtype ever.
1 on 1, he’s a near 300-pound bully with masterful fakes & great control on spins who makes 65% of hooks and near 60% of turnarounds.
If you double/dig, he’ll ALWAYS dissect you with passing.
Best scorer & passer alive.
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The freakish boy is taking an awfully big bite, wouldn’t you say?
This strange man keeps asking me about Stacey Augmans career averages, I called the police and they hauled him away
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Two DOGS born were on August 5, 2001 🔥
This is the 1v1 we're all FIENDING for... 😈
Who you got? 🤔
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Fred Jackson year ended on a high note
Aaron Nesmith year is off to an excellent start
Kareem won MVP & a chip at 23 y/o … Idk what I’m gonna do but it’ll probably be way sicker than that
Thank you to everyone who showed support in any way this past year, love you 🐐
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If the Warriors can't somehow swing the Lauri trade, they should trade Steph. They won't, but they 100% should. There is zero window to even win a playoff series without another star talent on the roster. No rational reason to hold onto a 36 y/o at that point for either side.
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Wasn’t about race. It was about gender. I exclusively listen to women.
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It’s so funny how there’s two dudes in the league where you’re like, throw the ball up ANYWHERE around the rim and he can finish, and one is Wemby (7’4” with an 8-foot-wingspan) and the other is Aaron Gordon.
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Imagine seeing this guy in Arlington, Texas 😂 you’d be like… UMM, what are YOU doing here in Arlington, Texas??? 😂😂😂
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Nate Thurmond looking down from heaven to see his 1975 season being disrespected like this by Gen Z filth
jevon carter is the best bald man who has ever played for the chicago bulls
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SGA is averaging 31/9/7 on 59% TS in this series. In this environment, facing packed paints & an extremely athletic defense when none of your teammates can make a shot, that is so impressive. He is ready for the moment. His team is not.
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Here are my 10 BOLDEST draft day predictions:
1. It's revealed that Risacher has been a French spy all along, and he and Knecht (patriot) do battle over a vat of acid
2. Jared McCain flies in on the wings of a graceful bald eagle
3. Tyler Kolek twerks
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When the OKC offense stalled around him in the 2Q, SGA continued making shots.
After Dallas' 13-0 run in the 3Q, SGA scored seven points on three poss.
In the last 5 minutes, he went 3-4 and created 10 of their last 13 points.
Can't understand anyone slandering him right now.
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How is Peyton Pritchard so good at those shots
They literally subbed him in as a specialist for his only four seconds of the half
What a dog
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If I see one more person say Jokic struggled against the Warriors in 2022, I’m gonna hurl Logan off a building. 31/13/6 on 64% TS without MPJ and Murray. Small ball is literally impossible against him. He dominated, his team just sucked.
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Steph just made 17 threes in two Olympic Games
Team USA legitimately needed every single one of them
Came through at every pivotal moment
36 years old. One of a kind.
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Antonio Pierce wins coward of the week. Punting on 4th & 1 from the opponent's 43, down six with seven minutes left is yellow-bellied hogwash.
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There is a level of greatness that just a few players in NBA history have reached where it feels like, no matter who they're up against, they're just too overwhelmingly great to deny.
Boston has the most talented team. Denver has one of those guys. Can't pick against him.
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Known Derek since birth. When we were boys & times got tough, we'd hop in a toboggan and just forget about the world. Nothing else mattered. When he joined UNLTD Sports Group, I said, "I hope someday you get Naji Marshall to sign with Dallas on a 3 yr/27M deal." Today, he did it.
Marshall’s agent Derek Jackson of UNLTD Sports Group closed on the deal with GM Nico Harrison to move Marshall out of New Orleans to Dallas.
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The difference in how effectively you can scheme for Embiid compared Jokic in these postseason environments is always so stark.
Tonight, he can't assert himself against the Miami zone — Jokic made it unplayable with his size, strength, touch and playmaking.
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Just saw Dario Saric at the local farmer’s market. Thought about asking him if he felt robbed by Brogdon for ROY in 16-17. Decided it’d probably sting too much. I’m an empath.
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Jokic in the playoffs since last year: 29.6/13.4/9.5 on 63.6% TS
How is this dude real
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Cavs just won of a banked in three and then a 50-foot heave at the buzzer. Probably traded that for another seven decades of Browns suffering.
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Sample size is obviously super small, but it feels incredibly appropriate that OKC is -21 with Giddey and +40 without him so far in this series
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I love Hubie Brown so much. Dude is 89 years old. He can’t identify anybody on the court - it’s always “the defensive player” or “the coach.” All the terminology he uses has existed since James Naismith. Pretty sure he tried to rizz up Doc Rivers earlier. Legend.
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Incredible individual. Had one of the highest peaks in NBA history ripped away from him by injury and remained perhaps the single most joyful figure in the basketball world for another 50 years. And boy did that man love the PAC-12. RIP.
Hall of Famer Bill Walton has passed away at 71 after a prolonged battle with cancer. RIP.
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I can’t understand looking back on NBA history with the sole intent of disparaging it.
You have the opportunity to watch & learn about the entire world of the sport you apparently love. To see its full evolution & greatest players you missed out on.
How is that not exciting?
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That's easily the best two-game stretch I've ever seen from a Team USA player in the Olympics
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Genuinely hate these guys' content but I will say this put into perspective how truly exceptional the Warriors' continuity has been
Can you name the 10 longest-tenured active players with only one franchise?
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Caruso is an awesome pickup for OKC. Great value to get an elite POA defender, strong shooter & connective playmaker. Plus, addition by subtraction.
For Chicago... did we not just hear they turned down two firsts for Caruso? There's no way you can be this bad at your job.
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Peak discourse: a commenter with a clearly Yugoslav name (perhaps a Croat because I can’t imagine a Serb saying this) calls Jokic an MPJ merchant and then runs into an old foe who wishes him well? How deep does the stan vs. hater lore go here?
This is 2024.
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Obviously this is a disappointment. I want to give my congratulations to Caleb and I still have nothing but respect for the Bears organization. Of course, the dream was go to No. 1 but I’m grateful for this process and excited to see where my next chapter begins.
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Jokic’s whistle year after year is so insane. 3rd in paint PPG and 27th in FTA. He’s getting fouled (uncalled) on basically every post-up.
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Front Office Sports has long been regarded as the single most respected, accurate, truthful, decent, upstanding, commendable and credible outlet in not just sports, but all of journalism.
When they speak, it is the truth.
Congrats to the other 24 youths. You are the future.
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