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Introverts are quiet Untill the waitress get their order wrong 😂
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Kuolewa nayo haina demo account inabidi urisk na main account, ukifumble Unakua single mother
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Funny how university students both ladies and gentle men , miss classes yet men have more supplimentaries than ladies
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Unadhani umeona mengi Untill upatane na mtu wa murima amechora tattoo ya mpesa 😂😂
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Imagine a world without sunshine. Gloomy, right? But it's not just about the aesthetics or the warmth. Sunshine is like a secret potion, brewing health, happiness, and vitality in ways you might not even realize.
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Yaani Ata after kuwekewa hyo stuff ya kulike stutus pale green app bado kienyeji unareply 🚮
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Love at first sight is so interesting Untill she tells you "am safe usitumie CD"
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Manzi yako atapotea leo jioni alafu arudi Monday akuite kababa ufurahi💀💔😂
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The irony that comes in when your Understanding girlfriend fails an exam 🤔😂
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Buana huku ushago ukipita 25yrs bila Mtoto unaskia " huyo ametoa Mimba nne " 😭😂
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My love language is the act of service🥵 , her love language is "please leave me alone 😩" , we are still working on our communication😂😂
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Funny how you think when you lift your phone up your network will improve 😂😂
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They say money talks but mine uses sign language ,they wave good bye 🥲💀😂
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I like asking kids what they want to be when they grow up coz am sill looking for ideas 🤧😂
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Sai ndo sisi single ,unemployed, broke ninjas tunaenda window shopping atleast ifike jioni haraka 💀😂
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Absolutely no one but a lady poor in bed saying "imekauka" just to avoid continuation 😂😂
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Niko na chwani na nikikupea mapenzi ya dhati nabaki na mbao
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Simps become very happy when they are called "kababa" , a name we used to be called when we were young 🚮
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Introverts in a relationship be like, "am I boring 😒" Extroverts on the other hand , "am I annoying😏 " 😂
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Chasing a woman under water then she rejects you ,that's drowning bro
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Dem amebeba akikutumia ndethes Ata unaskianga tu uzito ya simu 😂
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As a man, being a first born in The family comes with many responsibilities , stay focused champ
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Kubariki mzinga nayo inaeza kufanya ujione umekua mzee hadi unaeza laani waiter 😌😂
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Being born a man is always a problem , you have to work hard in order to survive Bure utaumia
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Guys with premature baldness suffer alot when it rains , imagine water getting into your eyes 😂😂
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Unashangaa mbona mwanaume anahanya hanya kumbe ulizaliwa na doggy style💀😂
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Ignoring the fact that we can't see air but forced to believe that fish see water 😑
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Me as a step dad after mtoto amerudi kutoka shule jioni
- " ulienda kutafta babako?"
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Funny how safaricom wanasema they are the better option na ukifika kwa customer care unapata wamefunga biro na kamba😂
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A preacher, "My love language is speaking in tongues" ameoa maraya 😂
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Kitambo ulikua unachapwa then unajikaza usiblink ndio machozi isitiririke 😂😂
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Wakiona hatuna haja na wao wanaanza kusema si kila mtu anapenda pesa 🗿
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Another sign of simping is calling her with another number to test her loyalty 😑
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Absolutely no one, but male nurses in female wards giving out Dic-lofenac 😂
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"Thick labda uji pekeake" amepewa akashindwa kulocate kinembe 💀💔
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Vybing with a stranger fellow man is not a problem but asking for his number is where you draw the line 😑
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When the devil can't reach you he sends an attractive woman whose name has 2 "A" s and it ends with "Ah" sound 😑😂
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Kama bado unaweka alarm double chance ndo uamke you have a long way to go 😂😂
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Medical student unaingia keja yake unapata ameweka chumvi kwa stool sample bottle 😂😂
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Unagonga high schooler diameter ni kubwa kushinda miaka yake alafu unafunga miaka 35
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She's a kamba girl she needs nothing else from me but a cute-cumber
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Ukitembea mguu tupu alafu uko na kipara hyo ndio inaitwa shinning on your ways 🤔
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Saving money in cash is better than saving in a bank account
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Mapenzi ya high school nayo ilikua fun, ulikua unadate mtu hamjawai patana lakini design mlikua mnajamiana
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Wisdom has been chasing me but I've always been faster , call me a wise-doom 💀💔
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Stop judging other people's personality some of them acquired genetically
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Mother in law ameniambia nisipoleta magoti ya mzee kobe siezi chukua mschana yake
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You always claim that you are in a relationship and your girlfriend hobnobs you😂
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Newton is named to be the greatest simp just because he forces issues
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Sisi introverts huwa tunafurahia sana mtu akifanya chenye huwa tunataka 😂👇
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Reading messages via notification bar and pretending not to be online is such an underrated skill
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I told her a fact about sodium hypobromite ,she disagreed and said NaBro
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Pretending to be shocked after someone tells you a secret you already knew is an underrated skill
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Mbivu na mbichi ni time yenye uko sure mimba ni yako alafu kid anakuja na curved ears na kichwa kubwa 😂😂
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Morio anakupea through pass kwa ex wake alafu mnapatana jioni akienda kwake sleepover 🤔🤦
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Na hii economy , usishangae kuona comrade kwa chief akipanga laini ya pesa ya wazee
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Girls with male besties and those with tattoos and nose rings are isotopes 😂
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That suspicion that comes in when you've been happy for more than a couple of days an life hasn't hit you yet
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Unashangaa mbona medical student hapiki kumbe akona Dextrose 50% kwa nyumba 😂😂
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Fat people produce more heat when is cold unlike a skinny guy unanyeshewa kidogo Ushaanza kutoa moshi😂
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Ulinyonga in your prime Sai bachelor unatuma watoto wetu kwa duka 😂😂
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Nyi watu mnakuanga na madem petite mkiachana, what reminds you of her 🫥😂😂
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People yawn for different reasons; hunger, sleep and others hallucination but when she is bored with you trust me, she will yawn when you try to kiss her 😂😂
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Leo nimekua na mamorio tukaona monkeys wakaniambia angalia wenzako 😩💔😂
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Magician be like , "shika mapua" when the magician already know that he has polluted the air 😂
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On that morning Glory, her mouth had a bad odour but it smelled good coz nobody nose 😂
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Never bench your side chic when she has no injury , include her in the matches 😂
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Akifoot akikuja sleepover ndo anakupea proper unlike vnye umemlipia Uber 😂😂
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The way you skipp adds on you tube is the same way your crush ignores your messages
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Kuumwa na siafu kwa haga ukiwa in public nayo haina come back 💔💀
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Exams za medical school hukuja kama zimenyonga shoti ya Kwanza, ikifika exam room zinakuwai shoti nane na bado zinararua CD😂😂
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Kumbe mkivaa manguo transparent ndo mnasema "see me through"🤔
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Verified tweeps taking anti- gravity pills so that they cannot step down 😂😂
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You are struggling to pay rent and you have a mansion in heaven why can't you just go home 💀😂
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Ignore facts about okra water , bby girl Umejaribu supper glue 😂
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Tuko na huyu Mumamaz hapa kwa mat ameanza kuniambia ako na mtoto mmoja na Alidivorce 2019😑😋
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That feeling when you wake up from a good dream then realize that it was fake 🤦🚮😂
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Hyo katiba mnasomanga Nikama page moja iliraruka juu nmejaribu kusoma haiingii 😑
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Walking into a room and forgetting why you were there is like a software update "not responding "😂
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Nimeona message "send money for the nails" nikadelete na nkablock , kumbe ni fundi anaitisha za misumari 😂
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Huyu ameambiwa if beauty was call, yake ingekua reverse call 💀💔
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First they begged us to subscribe their channel, now they are calling us fans🤔😂
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Unajinyima ununue jeans ya 4k alafu unaleta mtu anakuja kuosha na brush🤧🤦
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