Shoutout to the people going HARD on Cuomo for these sexual harassment allegations who also ignored/excused the Trump allegations it’s like damn maybe we are living in a multiverse but y’all are truly in your own separate reality I’m actually kind of impressed
In LA over 70% of ppl are fully vax’d (which meets the definition of herd immunity) yet I’m STILL being asked at restaurants to show a vax card, wear a mask, close my left eye, put a carrot in my ass, and say the pledge of allegiance before entering. Ridiculous.
Dr. Fauci called Joe Rogan's comments "incorrect" yet Fauci FAILED ONCE AGAIN to even MENTION the benefits of elk meat, heat shock proteins, knowing a lot about jiu-jitsu, and eating marijuana edibles inside isolation float tanks while also digesting the elk meat. Despicable.
lots of angry twitter folks choosing to call out Elon Musk for 'not being the FIRST person' with Aspergers to appear on SNL, instead of choosing to recognize what a huge positive impact that announcement likely had on millions of people & kids on the spectrum across the country
@AlishaGrauso
Hey Gavin Newsom cheated on his wife with his best friends wife. Seems like a lose-lose in the “I want my Governor to not be misogynist” battle
Someone please explain the scientific basis for enforcing a covid curfew? We have to be inside our homes by a certain time or gangs of covid particles will mug us in the streets? Asking for science & research & links please I’m begging u I wanna learn 🙏
Regardless of ur opinions on the case, LeBron James saying Kyle Rittenhouse was faking in court should be taken seriously considering LeBron is a true expert in pretending to be attacked on a court. If anyone can spy a flop, it’d be him lmao
It’s possible to deeply empathize with everyone affected by covid & simultaneously question unnecessary & overreaching covid regulations.
It is also possible to simultaneously be a big dumb bitch. I am all 3 of these things 🤙
so an employer requires all employees to get the shot, then still mandates mask wearing and social distancing at all times in the workplace. Someone (preferably w/ relevant education) please break down this logic for me, I truly want to understand. we doing this forever or what?
Kamala telling Charlamagne to “stop talking like a republican” is the essence of why people like her & Biden are bad for the country. Just like Trump. Using a political party as a generalized insult makes you look like a scared child that only wants to maintain ppl’s division.
New NBA rules require players to wear a mask at all times, except when entering the game to breathe & sweat on each other.
In related news, all citizens are now required to wear a seatbelt ONLY while their car is parked.
Vaccine passports that double as "I don't eat processed garbage and take care of my immune system" passports where you can't get on a plane unless you get the shot OR you've tested negative for high fructose corn syrup in the past 48 hours
Today YouTube removed my video for 'spreading medical misinformation.' It's a video making fun of conspiracy theorists who think the vax has a microchip in it, in the video we refuse the vax because "it has Pringles potato chips in it." The IGTV link is below, censorship is fun!!
Idk man do Biden/Kamala really deserve that 'person of the year' recognition more than frontline health workers/first responders? That's a big fat NAHHHHH from me lmao haha gonna drink some more cab now
At my favorite coffee shop in LA, it’s packed, no one wearing a mask, no “6 feet” stickers anywhere, no vax-related signs on the walls, everyone laughing and hanging. Feels pretty cool
buddy from high school called me a 'conspiracy theorist' in a Facebook comment because he thinks I shouldn't make fun of certain things in comedy videos, but he's probably a round-earther so I ignored him.
Shot my debut comedy special this past weekend. It’ll be out in a few months. Biggest most insane piece of work I’ve ever made so I hope at least 12 people watch. Have a good week!