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@Bjorlulu
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Ex pro Val for MAD/BBG/IMT | @hunnihannah 😼 | IT guy and CS 4funner
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Neon looks so fucking cool but as a sentinel player I'm not allowed to have fun so I'll just be in my corner with cypher cam
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As of tonight, I am an unrestricted free agent and LFT.
I am most comfortable on Sentinel but more than capable of learning anything. (pref not duelist)
After our last VCT run, I am more confident than ever and ready to keep competing.
Msg me at: bjorlulu
@gmail
.com or dms
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Dude, I cant play this game anymore.
1. Why is the doorknob down so low
2. Why is the handle in the middle of the door
None of this makes sense.
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100$ Valorant give away :0 🤯 (no way!)
ends Saturday 3/6/21 12pm CST
Follow and RT to enter
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Maybe my brain is just small but Astra/Viper meta is not fun at all. Every game is just league of legends but sometimes you use ur gun (only when ur full sprinting because ur dodging flash, suck, stun, grenade).
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GL to everyone in their million dollar compounds today. I will be in my parents basement, only underwear on, with 4 empty Red bull cans on my desk trying my best!
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Petition to switch A and B site on Fracture. That shit just doesn't make sense in my head.
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Apparently, I commit tax fraud. No idea how that happened. I don't even pay taxes.
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“Are you ready for your Valorant lesson?”
Tenz gulped
nAts nodded
Shahzam blinked nervously
“Yes bjor” they said in unison
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Sage is genetically engineered to swing on top of her own sage wall mid vs Ecos and die on Split
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@JakeSucky
It's mind-boggling how people are justifying that pretending that an entire gender just doesn't exist is okay. holy brain damage
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Killjoy players are by far the smartest human beings on the planet. Every game we play is a grueling battle of wits while calculating trillions of variables per second against our fellow masterminds. This has expanded our minds to galaxy levels of intelligence.
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One of the reasons I don’t play controllers as much anymore is the implication that something can be controlled.
A player such as myself can’t be controlled. An untamable freak in the server. A threat to anyone’s existence on the opposite team.
Become uncontrollable.
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The top .01% of Valorant players should all be given free therapy for what we go through.
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I'll crush the rumors for good. There is currently the biggest bidding war in Valorant history over me. Good luck to all the orgs.
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who is Vanity?
for the blind, Vanity is the light.
for the hungry, Vanity is the bread.
for the thirsty, Vanity is the fountain.
for the sick, Vanity is the cure.
for the prisoner, Vanity is freedom.
for the liar, Vanity is the truth.
for the traveler, Vanity is the way.
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Didn't get Astra sucked or stunned on sites today. Life couldn't be better honestly.
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I've Tweeted this before but just wanna remind you guys of the three A's for Valorant success
Abstinence
Anime
Adderall
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Demon Schedule:
• Wake up
• Don't brush your teeth
• Don't shower
• get coffee
• Q ranked
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Picked a bad time to play like ass ;( 1-2 to
@TheRiseNation
and we fail to qualify. Absolutely heartbroken.
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Bjor
May your Killjoy setups stop Neon in his tracks
May your Viper lineups stop Gucc107 when he plants
May your Cypher trips stop C0M when he flanks
May your Sage walls stop Paincakes when he pranks
May your Chamber ults stop Kanpeki when he cranks.
In POACH's name we pray
Amen
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Got called fat, tiny penis, broke, and terrible all in one game. how am I supposed to come back from this?
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KJ/Cypher just keep getting weaker and the new character doesn't seem like a sentinel. Feel like the neglected stepchild rn 😔
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Fuck a drawing, in 2035 I'm putting my kid's clips on the smart fridge for a week.
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The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
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I hate to say it but the new phantom is basically an airsoft gun and does zero damage. mid skin
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@neT_valorant
Is the sova dart really that small?? Cus uhhh seems kinda big atleast like above average to me
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Fade reminds me of the squid ink from Mario kart. Shit pops up on my screen but effects me in no way shape or form.
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Can we have sentis be strong again? I cant stop thinking about her ;(
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I love how when I play KJ I get to bait all 4 of my teammates and when they all die I still get to bait my turret.
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100$ VALORANT PREPAID CARD GIVEAWAY! 😲🤯
(no way!!!)
Must RT and Follow! Picking the winner on Friday 12/11
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My therapist was trying to relate therapy to gaming by saying "If you dont put in the work you're not gonna see results" like this bitch forgot about my natural talent or something
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New ELO assassin: B0M. Chat banned, spammed invites, griefed me when I didn't join. Surely this is Perma bannable right?
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Asuna not dropping 30 for once and twitch chat going in on him. I'm manifesting all of you losing your gold 3 rank up games go fuck urselves.
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Can't dash trips and they barely touched viper/KJ. Sentinel players winning today:)
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Reading wills post made me realize again how much I’m gonna miss playing with the boys
@bangzerra
@WillFPS
@Poach
@AaronnFtw
@RaptorZOW
@Jkw512
All crazy talented and genuinely good human beings. Bouta cry man ;(
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@realmocking
yeah they move out the way🏃 they dont want no peeks🏔️ they actually want zero smoke☁️, they see a fire they say bet im outtie🔥. im not a fire fighter🧑🚒, yall can have that😜
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