This picture just told me to go adjust the rabbit ears, grab it another pack of Pall Malls from the mini mart down the street, and crack a Bud heavy while I’m at it
TBH I would have pressed for the SA charges anyway. Would they probably get dropped before trial? Yes. Would it scare these little shits and their friends straight for a bit? Also yes.
I’d take that win
There are still so many people who see being poor as a moral failing and they’re all telling on themselves this week over loan forgiveness
Being poor isn’t a moral failing
Twelve day since surgery and the first day of Spring Break. Am I going to the beach in a bikini, scars, swollen belly, and all?
Yes. Yes I am. Because F if I’m letting this thing keep me down any longer 💪🏻
Dang it. I had hoped to hit 2k followers this year. With one day left, I think I'm going to come up short.
Anyone wanna follow an author who also talks about running, lifting heavy objects, & blacksmithing? Will more than occasionally talk D&D or WoW too.
#WritingCommunity
Confession time... when I took
@Chuck_Hallmark
home he wasn't just my partner, he was a whole ass husband and that's how my fam met him the first time
Elope with your best friend: 15/10, would recommend
Im starting to wonder if anyone will like my book because my main character is neither a special forces trigger puller nor an aviator.
I mean, what kind of crazy person turns a logistics or intelligence officer into a superhero??
#PantheonThriller
Honestly, the worst part of
#BG3
winning is all the
#Karlach
cosplayers
Would be a horrible shame if they all dropped photos in my comments 🙂
I mean, I would beshamed to have to like/appreciate all of them 🙄🙂😯😃😊
I was emotionally prepared for failure
I was not prepared for critical success. We sold every copy of People to Murder and Pantheon. Sold 2/3rds of everything else.
⬅️ The front of the booth
➡️ The back of the booth
We’re almost out. This is all I have left. I’m sold out of “People to Murder” and Sunday hasn’t even started yet
Good problems?
As someone who's gone no contact with a parent and considers them dead, this is the most toxic shit I've seen today
Family is what you make it and you have EVERY right to cut out toxic people, no matter who they are. You don't owe someone your health and sanity
I still can't believe it's been 3 years since I wrote this & it exploded
"[Star Wars] sold me the idea that battles and wars were won by a handful of General Officers sitting around a table making detailed decisions about the war.
What a crock of shit."
Live image of me, even 3 days after finding out a person I considered friend ghosted me b/c “all I talk about is being sick”
Chronic illnesses are, in fact, chronic. Sorry, babe, guess we won’t be friends for a while
File under: things I thought about sitting in the ER
I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day
So, for June/
#Pride
...
IF I HADNT CAPTURED IT ON CAMWRA AND SEEN IT IN PERSON I WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
When the wizard rolls a nat 1 and fails so bad they succeed
(Wait for the end)
Ladies, this is the new Millennium, if they don’t want to come watch you blacksmith, don’t still think your attractive as a sweaty butchy babe, don’t ask to see your work, and don’t call your new knife “badass,” they’re probably not worth it
We start in … uh… not sure how many hours because I’m in a weird time zone
Ol’ Pleep and I are gaming from the bougie Centurion Lounge today!
Also, a few eagled eyes followers might be able to figure out my newest news 👀
I’m struggling for what to put on my Tik Tok since health issues have put a hold on my usual athletic pursuits
ISTG, it’s gonna become a WigTok channel if I get any more wigs
12 hours until I wake up for my fourth attempt at the Mississippi 50k
I’ve failed 3 times, but not this year. This year I’m staring into the void and the void is going to blink.
#ultramarathon
#ultracrazy
#Mississippi50
Ok kids, here’s how it works: if you find me at DragonCon, say the magic phrase and you get the patch for today
Todays Rogue phrase: “Hey sugar, KR Paul says hi”
#dragoncon
#whereisKRPaul
I’d love to find the person who left me a GoodReads review saying that using Russians as bad guys in Pantheon was unrealistic and something about the Cold War being over.
Really?
Would you like to consider that again?
I got three new sundresses today and
@Chuck_Hallmark
is not ready for this
And yes, Halara now makes sundresses for DD/DDDs so I have everything covered (finally)
Ok, but also, uh, surprise! I’m doing a 25k next weekend
Yes, it’s only been 9 weeks since being gutted like a fish
Yes, I face planted last time
Yes I missed it last year because I “kinda felt bad” and was in the hospital 5 days later
It’ll be fine
Right now! Today!
Huntsville, AL Comic & Pop Culture Expo. Come meet the author, get your favorite novel signed, and see what sweet swag is available now.
Plus in person opportunities to win an autographed hardcover and more!
Dune is foundational sci-if
*deep inhale* You have to look at Dune in the context of it’s time. While looking back 30, 40, 50 years later it is unremarkable, at the time it was ground breaking and set the foundation for the of the future sci-fi genre
In this essay I will…
Yesterday I was informed that HRT round 1 was a failure & I’d need more intense care. Dr has me on 2 types now & they’re low key brutal
Im taking the some time off for self care. My “self care” is a little unique but 100% on brand! 🤣
Paddleboard today, blacksmithing tomorrow
Look, I know I have too many hobbies, a full time job, and a full time writing career. But, guy, I’m gonna become a blacksmith.
No, really, I’m taking and intro to blacksmithing class this weekend
It’s hard to look good in a hospital gown! (No make up, no hair products, oof!)
Update: I had my long awaited surgery yesterday & am recovering well. I’m being held overnight for observation since it was a major surgey & we poked 5 holes in my abdomen to pull organs out (ouch!)
I was Very Mad this evening because I had a Big Important Event planned and it got wrecked because I popped hot for COVID
(Fuck you if you say COVID is over)
But ✨someone✨ showed up with flowers, pho, and cough drops and made me melt like some heroine in a romance novel
September 11th, 2001 - Boeing E-4B NAOC callsign ADDIS77 scrambled from Andrews AFB. While ATC was calling them “VENUS” which is a typical callsign used at Andrews, you can hear the urgency of the pilot wanting to get airborne. The E-4 orbited over Washington DC for a while…
Damn it. Im becoming an IPA person
What’s next? Growing my hair out, flannel, and moving to Oregon with my Subaru hauling the contents of my girlfriend’s apartment?
Come to think of it, that not a terrible idea
I explained to my stepson the difference between the Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island:
Christmas Carol: Micheal Cane refuses to act like he’s working with Muppets
Treasure Island: Tim Curry refuses to acknowledge that he is not, in fact, a Muppet
Because the JAG has strong things to say about using military experience to sell stuff… here is your one and only day of me posting the cool stuff I do/did
Happy Veterans Day y’all
“I don’t think your new tattoo makes you look very pretty”
JFC the sheer audacity of this DM 😂😂 Oh bless your naive little heart. I don’t know you and DGAF about whether you think I’m “pretty”
I’m terrible about replacing things that need replacing. Growing up poor leave weird scars on the brain but I started working on it in therapy & am continuing even now that I’m out
I replaced my 5yo glasses (w/3 chips) w/a nice new pair
I cringe at the cost but like the look
Y’all.
Y’all!
It just became the
#1
best seller overnight… in the 10 hours since my last post
I’m crying again, I can’t believe this 🤣😭😭🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣
Uhm, do I get to call myself a Best Selling author now?
I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day
So, for June/
#Pride
...
I’m sorry to all of my friends who are in snowy conditions tonight. Please do not ask what Florida is like today
(Also, random helicopter 2-ship flew by)
My mom keeps opening unopened things of food, taking over Bluetooth devices (like playing smooth jazz on my speakers), and rearranging parts of my kitchen to suit her.
I might kill her before dinner.
Getting mad at the DoD for not being great at civilian maritime SAR is like getting mad at McDonalds for not making good salads
Like, sure, they can make one, but it’s not their primary function
Me: Writes beautiful and soul wrenching prose
Also, me: I want to write da spicy. The horrible spicy even my mom isn't allowed to read
🌶️
There are two wolves inside me one wolf is good and wants to write professionally. But the other wolf is super horny and wants to write smut.
Thanks to the Gym Bro™️ who hear my elbow pop as I set the weights down and gave me a very concern “Bruh, you ok???” 😟
I’m good, I’m just 40 and sound like Rice Crispies every day
(Also? Clearly the hangovers have passed, it’s all youngin’s in here today)
Got a new wig this week so I’ll be shooting the first
#Pantheon
BookTok video this weekend. Until then, happy
#FlexFriday
, it’s not rebuild season yet, it’s “hold fast and maintain as much as possible until surgery” season
#nerdy
#dirty
⛰ 🏃♀️
#inked
#curvey
My Father died today.
I’m not sure if I killed him or if he took his own life by a suicide that took nearly thirty years.
(Companion piece to "What Drives You? Pain.)