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Author of the PANTHEON series () Ultramarathoner x2🏃🏻‍♀‍ All views mine & we don't talk about my day job here 📸 IG: KRPaulAuthor

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3 months
Ask Kevin why he hated my book and you'll know why you'll love my book!
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@AutumnK2022 Lol it’s also why my profile location is “rent free in Kevin’s brain” 🤣
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@DadaBaseThought This woman is amazing and I love this for you both
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Nailed it
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Millenial children of Boomers can relate
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@celeste_lumin7 Is it a Subaru dealership or the parking lot?
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11 months
Took my partner home to meet the family… the whole extended family! He survived. Even the family photo session
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1 year
This picture just told me to go adjust the rabbit ears, grab it another pack of Pall Malls from the mini mart down the street, and crack a Bud heavy while I’m at it
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TBH I would have pressed for the SA charges anyway. Would they probably get dropped before trial? Yes. Would it scare these little shits and their friends straight for a bit? Also yes. I’d take that win
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Reasonable and tame reaction tbh
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2 years
May the 4th be with you, nerds!
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2 years
Hot take: Polar Express is a garbage Christmas movie Signed, Parent Currently Being Forced to Watch
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2 years
There are still so many people who see being poor as a moral failing and they’re all telling on themselves this week over loan forgiveness Being poor isn’t a moral failing
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1 year
Here’s to being 21 (plus a d20!)
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4 years
50k complete!
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4 years
It’s go time! Catch y’all at the finish line #ultramarathon #ultracrazy #Mississippi50
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3 years
Twelve day since surgery and the first day of Spring Break. Am I going to the beach in a bikini, scars, swollen belly, and all? Yes. Yes I am. Because F if I’m letting this thing keep me down any longer 💪🏻
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Dang it. I had hoped to hit 2k followers this year. With one day left, I think I'm going to come up short. Anyone wanna follow an author who also talks about running, lifting heavy objects, & blacksmithing? Will more than occasionally talk D&D or WoW too. #WritingCommunity
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6 months
He didn’t say the quiet part out loud so much as he shrieked it from a rooftop Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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10 months
Confession time... when I took @Chuck_Hallmark home he wasn't just my partner, he was a whole ass husband and that's how my fam met him the first time Elope with your best friend: 15/10, would recommend
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Took my partner home to meet the family… the whole extended family! He survived. Even the family photo session
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2 months
This picture just asked to see my AARP card
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4 years
Im starting to wonder if anyone will like my book because my main character is neither a special forces trigger puller nor an aviator. I mean, what kind of crazy person turns a logistics or intelligence officer into a superhero?? #PantheonThriller
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10 months
Honestly, the worst part of #BG3 winning is all the #Karlach cosplayers Would be a horrible shame if they all dropped photos in my comments 🙂 I mean, I would beshamed to have to like/appreciate all of them 🙄🙂😯😃😊
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2 years
Let’s play a game called, Can I Break the Internet Today? Happy #FlexFriday , new #WigsAndFlex is up
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5 months
I was emotionally prepared for failure I was not prepared for critical success. We sold every copy of People to Murder and Pantheon. Sold 2/3rds of everything else.
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5 months
⬅️ The front of the booth ➡️ The back of the booth We’re almost out. This is all I have left. I’m sold out of “People to Murder” and Sunday hasn’t even started yet Good problems?
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4 years
Hi, I’m KR Paul and I am a novelist. Finally. And I’m finally getting to see years of hard work in physical form. #PantheonThriller #unboxing #WritingCommunity
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1 year
Look, after two surgeries and five organs out, this beach is gonna get whatever body I give it! Good enough to get across the finish line today
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2 years
As someone who's gone no contact with a parent and considers them dead, this is the most toxic shit I've seen today Family is what you make it and you have EVERY right to cut out toxic people, no matter who they are. You don't owe someone your health and sanity
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2 years
10 weeks until my 40th birthday! 😱
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3 years
Well shit. Guess it’s time to schedule a mammogram
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5 months
“Master, what are midichlorians?” “Doesn’t matter kid, we never talk about them again”
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2 years
“It’s business casual, no jeans.” I understood the assignment
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2 years
F it. Happy Halloween guys and ghouls!
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2 years
Will I be posting pics on social media?
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1 year
I still can't believe it's been 3 years since I wrote this & it exploded "[Star Wars] sold me the idea that battles and wars were won by a handful of General Officers sitting around a table making detailed decisions about the war. What a crock of shit."
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2 years
Live image of me, even 3 days after finding out a person I considered friend ghosted me b/c “all I talk about is being sick” Chronic illnesses are, in fact, chronic. Sorry, babe, guess we won’t be friends for a while File under: things I thought about sitting in the ER
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1 year
I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day So, for June/ #Pride ...
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3 years
My family's mutant healing factors have kicked in and in less than 36 I'm off the narcotic painkillers. Everyone say good job Kay!
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IF I HADNT CAPTURED IT ON CAMWRA AND SEEN IT IN PERSON I WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE IT When the wizard rolls a nat 1 and fails so bad they succeed (Wait for the end)
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1 year
Ursula has come to slay
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3 years
The last piece of paper is signed, I am free of the most toxic relationship in my life. Today is a good day; painful, but the healing can continue.
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2 years
Double fisting Coors, rocking bling, a ‘stache, AND the cape? This man needs to be in my next book
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Only took me 20 years, but finally saw someone wear the cape.
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Ladies, this is the new Millennium, if they don’t want to come watch you blacksmith, don’t still think your attractive as a sweaty butchy babe, don’t ask to see your work, and don’t call your new knife “badass,” they’re probably not worth it
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2 years
Uh. Yes. I'll be taking no questions at this time.
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@brollbenny Oh goody, I get to pull out one of my favorite memes for this one
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3 years
Maryland has gone too far this time and must be stopped. I think I need to become a politician in Maryland just to ban madness like this
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11 months
We start in … uh… not sure how many hours because I’m in a weird time zone Ol’ Pleep and I are gaming from the bougie Centurion Lounge today! Also, a few eagled eyes followers might be able to figure out my newest news 👀
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2 years
I’m struggling for what to put on my Tik Tok since health issues have put a hold on my usual athletic pursuits ISTG, it’s gonna become a WigTok channel if I get any more wigs
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My partner is playing in a Street Fighter 6 tourney and I’m supporting I realized that in this corset, I am, in fact, the “big tiddy goth GF”
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1 year
I have now become an emoji 🦄
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3 years
What’s the best Robin Hood and why is it Men in Tights?
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2 years
Chaser: I took second in my weight class!
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2 years
I don’t even care where I place. I’m just happy I finally got 500lbs combined
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2 years
Dads of Twitter I’m sorry, I have failed you. I overlooked the steak and now it’s medium well. I will accomplish retraining and reattempt next week
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Ok kids, here’s how it works: if you find me at DragonCon, say the magic phrase and you get the patch for today Todays Rogue phrase: “Hey sugar, KR Paul says hi” #dragoncon #whereisKRPaul
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2 years
Heaux phase, but make it nerdy Talk nerdy to me baby! (Am I doing the thirst traps better now? 🤣) #DnD #dnd5e #DnDNight
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2 years
I’d love to find the person who left me a GoodReads review saying that using Russians as bad guys in Pantheon was unrealistic and something about the Cold War being over. Really? Would you like to consider that again?
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2 months
Even barbarians need sundresses
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2 months
I got three new sundresses today and @Chuck_Hallmark is not ready for this And yes, Halara now makes sundresses for DD/DDDs so I have everything covered (finally)
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1 year
Bowsette and Mario out looking for Peaches Also, hey y’all, meet my partner, @Chuck_Hallmark
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2 years
I look like a girl. I even put on a real bra. Must be going out to meet friends in the real world
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Ok, but also, uh, surprise! I’m doing a 25k next weekend Yes, it’s only been 9 weeks since being gutted like a fish Yes, I face planted last time Yes I missed it last year because I “kinda felt bad” and was in the hospital 5 days later It’ll be fine
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“Behold! My stuff.”
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Right now! Today! Huntsville, AL Comic & Pop Culture Expo. Come meet the author, get your favorite novel signed, and see what sweet swag is available now. Plus in person opportunities to win an autographed hardcover and more!
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@bennystarks ‘69 Corvette Stingray, cherry red. And then I’d put a mechanics shop on retainer because I don’t know F all about maintaining a big block
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2 years
SPOOKY SEASON HAS BEGUN!
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3 years
Dune is foundational sci-if *deep inhale* You have to look at Dune in the context of it’s time. While looking back 30, 40, 50 years later it is unremarkable, at the time it was ground breaking and set the foundation for the of the future sci-fi genre In this essay I will…
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5 months
As it turns out, I needed my pens 😊
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5 months
Imposter syndrome hits like a sledgehammer (Which I did not just buy at Lowe’s)
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2 years
Yesterday I was informed that HRT round 1 was a failure & I’d need more intense care. Dr has me on 2 types now & they’re low key brutal Im taking the some time off for self care. My “self care” is a little unique but 100% on brand! 🤣 Paddleboard today, blacksmithing tomorrow
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Look, I know I have too many hobbies, a full time job, and a full time writing career. But, guy, I’m gonna become a blacksmith. No, really, I’m taking and intro to blacksmithing class this weekend
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It’s hard to look good in a hospital gown! (No make up, no hair products, oof!) Update: I had my long awaited surgery yesterday & am recovering well. I’m being held overnight for observation since it was a major surgey & we poked 5 holes in my abdomen to pull organs out (ouch!)
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1 year
I was Very Mad this evening because I had a Big Important Event planned and it got wrecked because I popped hot for COVID (Fuck you if you say COVID is over) But ✨someone✨ showed up with flowers, pho, and cough drops and made me melt like some heroine in a romance novel
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“Offutt? Ok, let him go” Both bone chilling and awesome if you know your strategic warfare
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September 11th, 2001 - Boeing E-4B NAOC callsign ADDIS77 scrambled from Andrews AFB. While ATC was calling them “VENUS” which is a typical callsign used at Andrews, you can hear the urgency of the pilot wanting to get airborne. The E-4 orbited over Washington DC for a while…
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Spirit Halloween rolling up to that 8pm slot on Fox like…
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2 years
Damn it. Im becoming an IPA person What’s next? Growing my hair out, flannel, and moving to Oregon with my Subaru hauling the contents of my girlfriend’s apartment? Come to think of it, that not a terrible idea
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2 years
Cheers. To telling the storm “piss off, im grilling anyway!” 🍸
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3 years
These colors don't run! 💗💜💙
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Dad 2.0 - pumpkin spicy depresso
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I explained to my stepson the difference between the Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island: Christmas Carol: Micheal Cane refuses to act like he’s working with Muppets Treasure Island: Tim Curry refuses to acknowledge that he is not, in fact, a Muppet
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11 months
Because the JAG has strong things to say about using military experience to sell stuff… here is your one and only day of me posting the cool stuff I do/did Happy Veterans Day y’all
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6 months
The “Jack Black is Dionysus” discourse is so wild Of course he is!
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2 years
I get 2-3 of these a month and have decided to just roll with it. Here’s hoping she send cash!
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4 years
“I don’t think your new tattoo makes you look very pretty” JFC the sheer audacity of this DM 😂😂 Oh bless your naive little heart. I don’t know you and DGAF about whether you think I’m “pretty”
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2 years
I’m terrible about replacing things that need replacing. Growing up poor leave weird scars on the brain but I started working on it in therapy & am continuing even now that I’m out I replaced my 5yo glasses (w/3 chips) w/a nice new pair I cringe at the cost but like the look
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Y’all. Y’all! It just became the #1 best seller overnight… in the 10 hours since my last post I’m crying again, I can’t believe this 🤣😭😭🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣 Uhm, do I get to call myself a Best Selling author now?
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I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day So, for June/ #Pride ...
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Im gonna have to be taped into this costume and I don’t care. I love it!
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1 year
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Sure, dating in your 40s is fraught with peril. But if you find someone who asks “hey, do you wanna go get dessert?” you may have a keeper
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2 years
I’m sorry to all of my friends who are in snowy conditions tonight. Please do not ask what Florida is like today (Also, random helicopter 2-ship flew by)
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11 months
Sundays are for beer and pinball
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3 years
My brain went in about 70 directions and 69 of them were naughty.
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The Turkey's dead. It doesn't know it's being stuffed.
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3 years
My mom keeps opening unopened things of food, taking over Bluetooth devices (like playing smooth jazz on my speakers), and rearranging parts of my kitchen to suit her. I might kill her before dinner.
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2 years
The bots are back and I’m doubling down on my bullshit
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6 months
The honeymoon was amazing, thanks for asking 🥰
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2 years
Chronic illness. 0/10, do not recommend #endometriosis #kale
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2 years
Race Report: Bear Bait 25k, 2023. 9 weeks after major surgery, I finished a 25k trail race. 14.77 miles of rooted trail and one hell of a comeback!
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1 year
Do y’all want a photo dump from this weekend weekend? Yay or nay?
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@DrTraceyK @shay3322 Seek and ye shall find! A spin and dip for the fans
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1 year
Getting mad at the DoD for not being great at civilian maritime SAR is like getting mad at McDonalds for not making good salads Like, sure, they can make one, but it’s not their primary function
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2 years
Me, adding 2.5lbs plates to the bar: it’s all I got, but I do got it! Progress, not perfection
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1 year
Me: Writes beautiful and soul wrenching prose Also, me: I want to write da spicy. The horrible spicy even my mom isn't allowed to read 🌶️ There are two wolves inside me one wolf is good and wants to write professionally. But the other wolf is super horny and wants to write smut.
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2 years
Thanks to the Gym Bro™️ who hear my elbow pop as I set the weights down and gave me a very concern “Bruh, you ok???” 😟 I’m good, I’m just 40 and sound like Rice Crispies every day (Also? Clearly the hangovers have passed, it’s all youngin’s in here today)
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4 years
When I say I’m hustling, what I really mean is I’m wearing my own branded merch to the liquor store. The clerk was unimpressed. #PantheonThriller
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2 years
Ladies and gentlenerds, today's throw back is to DragonCon 2017, my Bombshell Harley Quinn, and the very first #WigsAndFlex
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4 years
It’s go time! Catch y’all at the finish line #ultramarathon #ultracrazy #Mississippi50
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1 year
I’m gonna have to drink more and sing Poor Unfortunate Souls on the Tikky Tilly aren’t I?
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7 months
Firefly... always
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What's a TV show you loved that only lasted a season or two?
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2 years
Got a new wig this week so I’ll be shooting the first #Pantheon BookTok video this weekend. Until then, happy #FlexFriday , it’s not rebuild season yet, it’s “hold fast and maintain as much as possible until surgery” season #nerdy #dirty ⛰ 🏃‍♀️ #inked #curvey
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3 years
My Father died today. I’m not sure if I killed him or if he took his own life by a suicide that took nearly thirty years. (Companion piece to "What Drives You? Pain.)
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