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@alvey5
Mark Alvey
2 years
@7AFL That’s not a free kick. Took a massive dive! Can’t believe the carry on.
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Mark Alvey
6 years
CH7 please do us all a favour and move Ling on at seasons end, can't handle him anymore, the dribble I'm done with
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Live by the sword and die by it .. Collingwood are the biggest certs in history Friday night ... and not only will they win the margin will be 36-60.... unload if I get it wrong
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Maxwell in the best 3 players of spin in the country, has made a ton in India of all places, yet he can't even make selection for the tour, laughable disgraceful selections, blokes with ordinary 1st class records getting charity test matches, #pathetic
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@alvey5
Mark Alvey
3 years
@cricketcomau Disgraceful treatment @CricketAus
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@RalphyHeraldSun I’m sorry but that’s not 50, zero abuse, simply can’t have that being 50.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@Quartermain10 Nah can’t stand it, sit around all day waiting then it finishes way to late, no good for kids or supporters who want to enjoy celebrating the flag either. Can’t wait to have it back at the G at 2.30pm in 2022.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@7AFL No bigger flog in the AFL than Zorko!!
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Mark Alvey
3 years
Completely stunned waking up to this news! The greatest cricketer I have ever seen! The best of his generation! The charisma, the skill, the craftsmanship! When the King 👑 was bowling you didn’t move! Life can be so fragile. RIP 🐐 💔
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@7AFL Can’t believe the airtime this is getting. Non story.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@FootyonNine @kanecornes @Channel9 That Nick Hind footage is staggering!!
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Mark Alvey
17 days
@WillSchofield Please! Ginni having some fun & Kenny giving a bit back! Especially after the week he’s had! That’s what it’s all about!!!
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@7AFL @TomBrowne7 Please try and get somewhere near the truth!! 🤦🏼‍♂️... 6 x 750k... Cripps himself tonight on radio spoke about taking less. Stop guessing and making stuff up.
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@alvey5
Mark Alvey
5 years
@KP24 Australia World Cup wins = 5... KP World Cup wins = 0 🤔🤔
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Mark Alvey
17 days
@joshuadawe9 Spray? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously who’s the clown 🤡🤡
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@1116sen Powerful stuff that! Well done JJ that takes a fair amount of courage.
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Mark Alvey
4 months
@TheoDrop @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne That’s an outstanding offer!!
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@sam_mcclure Just enjoy the game without posting that crap Sam.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@FOXFOOTY @kayosports Love Bud but far out he’s not in the same conversation as Carey or Ablett senior surely?
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Mark Alvey
5 years
@TomBrowne7 @andrewbogut He's a 19 year old kid enjoying 4 days holiday with his family, this is on the back of getting absolutely flogged the last few weeks at training, should not be 1 negative comment about this.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@RalphyHeraldSun Leave the kid alone, he’s great for the game, if he’s 1st in for the footy then it’s on the tackler to go lower, shouldn’t even be spoken about this.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@Stevo7AFL Yeah cause it wasn’t like the blues had to be in a hub in Perth last year and play WC & Freo in Perth hey Stevo??? Jog on seriously.
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Mark Alvey
6 years
News just in : NO AFL player is allowed to tackle Caleb Daniel, if you do you will be automatically suspended.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@SENSportsday @Hoyney35 Owens has been very good, but if he’s rated above J Cameron then the system is hard to take seriously.
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Mark Alvey
6 years
How Maxwell isn't playing test cricket before some of these blokes in the top 6 currently I will never know.
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Mark Alvey
3 months
@AFLNation Merrett - Flemington straight….
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Mark Alvey
5 months
@3AWisfootball Not many more out of touch & as clueless as this bloke. Has no kids, has no idea about those that live hours away regionally & the costs involved to book flights & accommodation etc ….
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@1116sen It got Garry Ablett Jnr over the line so yeah….
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Mark Alvey
5 years
@davidking34 Kingy I normally love ya work but please 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️.. De Goey, Kelly (twice), Gaff, Dusty, Heeney... They all got offered the world but didn't want to come they weren't deals. North be lucky to get Uber eats to deliver to Arden Street.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@FOXFOOTY Six figure fine? 😂 Have a serious spell Caro!
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@sam_mcclure Nah the bloke who was stiff was Brayshaw.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@Stevo7AFL @7AFL At some stage it would be nice just to leave our game alone, so many bullshit changes from people feeling like they need to justify a wage.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@RalphyHeraldSun So this actually confirms it was a point. The goal ump has had a mare saying it was a goal.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@FOXFOOTY What a horrendous, pointless, rubbish article.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@FOXFOOTY Give everyone in the industry the same weekend off. I’m sure everyone can deal with one weekend mid season of no footy. The current setup over 4 weekends is simply no good.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@agerealfooty @CollingwoodFC You would think the Pies have 6-8 players missing such has been the noise around that topic this week. Yet it will likely just be Daicos & Sidebottom who miss.
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Jon Ralph bagging Judd the most embarrassing tripe I have heard this year, Ralph nothing but a D grade embarrassing pathetic wanna be journo who is the biggest uneducated stain going round. Is Hartung playing forward for the hawks this Thursday night ? #noidea #moron
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Mark Alvey
5 years
@Neroli_Meadows Can’t fault him, cheap shot, worry about what’s real.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@7NewsMelbourne If anyone is criticising this they need to have a serious spell.
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Aussies getting some mongrel back, working out that nice is rubbish in competitive elite level sport, superbly led by Tim Paine who's as tough as nails and didn't take a backward step against that 5 year old pleb Kohli ...
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@7AFL Also Heath Shaw in 2021. 🤐
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@philltee JHF hit JSOS late with a cheap shot & was reported for it, well within his rights to give some lip back, the melts from north fans today has been rather hilarious,
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@jacksilvagni @jdestoop80 Class act Jack, Pity about all the potatoes on here calling you soft.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@TonyShaw22 Eyes on the ball, arms out, didn’t decide to bump at all.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@jjmvoice This tweet is disturbing.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@NMFCOfficial Yet Harbrow has no case to answer for his bump on Gibbons & it was fine for Heeney to punch a player in the head!! 😂😂 MRO travelling beautifully as always .....
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@triplemfooty @TomBrowne7 Full tank of fuel & car mats as well Tom?
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Trevor Hohns wants Maxwell to focus on white ball cricket, so they bat him at 7 basically making sure he fails. Had enough.
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Mark Alvey
10 months
@plalor Love that Gaz just calls out all the England Cricket myths. I don’t think I have seen a cricketing nation as full of themselves as this current England setup. Moral victories, Bazball garbage, books being written about it. Laughable.
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Mark Alvey
5 years
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Mark Alvey
6 years
The Marsh brothers ... from all reports great blokes but as far as playing for Australia it's time we packed them both up as they simply don't perform after every chance they get, enough is enough.......
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@FootyonNine Geez the media bashing of this 18 year old kid needs to ease up.
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Mark Alvey
11 months
@BomberRicko Just the standard L from Sam.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@sam_mcclure U r dead set clueless Sam, try & stay in ya lane for once. When the score was 41-21 Nic Nat was holding the ball 20 out right In front of the blues goal, score would have been 47-21 but instead it went down the other end for a WC goal which gave them momentum & flipped the game
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@ShelleyWare @aflwomens What a rubbish take.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@7AFL Straight forward arm chop free kick that.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@FootyonNine @Channel9 They had their home game against Geelong at the G earlier in the year, total non story, just get on with it.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@FOXFOOTY While they r at it they can fess up Freos charity 1st goal which was just a contest of strength between Taberner & Weitering, 3rd goal was paid as a push in the bk against Jones which was clearly in the side, these on a wet night were huge errors that gave Freo a lead in the wet.
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Mark Alvey
1 month
Sam Landsberger 💔 Just a great human!! Thoughts with Jake & the rest of the family. Can’t believe it! RIP Mate!
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5 years
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Mark Alvey
6 years
@sam_mcclure Thanks for the update Sherlock Holmes
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@Stevo7AFL @7NewsMelbourne That’s absolutely ridiculous
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@7AFL No crowds and it’s a Geelong home game. Ridiculous from the AFL!
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@7AFL Ha please Jack you should have lost by 8-10 goals.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@FOXFOOTY @kayosports Brilliant segment! Refreshing to hear two brilliant coaches speak so openly & honestly. 🎯🎯
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@matt_sparnon @NickKyrgios He won 5 matches to reach the semi finals champ! Not his fault Rafa was unfit to play that match. Nick reaching the final unseeded & with no coach just doesn’t sit well with so many. With Novak being so polarising as well so many will have no idea who to go for. Hilarious!!
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@superfooty Carlton comfortably the better side tonight with a heap of its best players out injured, that’s the real story here…..
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Mark Alvey
7 years
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Mark Alvey
5 years
@heraldsunsport @NickKyrgios This is 100% spot on, Nadal has been cheating his entire career, the umpires let him get away with it in every match he plays in simply because he's Nadal. It's a disgrace.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
Gold!
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Will Macpherson
3 years
Andrew Strauss was an infamous Shane Warne victim on a number of occasions. This story is great
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@RalphyHeraldSun Ralphy I notice you haven’t mentioned anything about how Richmond after they play the Hawks in a couple of weeks that it will in fact be the 10th straight home & away game for the tigers at the MCG ??? Supporter blinkers on??
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Can someone please tell me how Margetts is allowed to umpire West Coast games ??? It's pure filth
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@RalphyHeraldSun In perfect conditions I thought it was a very ordinary standard game.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@DanielCherny Plenty have gone early and made absolute fools of themselves on here.
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@7AFL @georgieparker More than done his time. Move on.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@cleary_mitch Always find the talk of last season’s finishing positions when talking about the following seasons fixture quite funny & largely irrelevant. Melb finishing outside the 8 in 2020 then winning the flag in 2021 the perfect example of this.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@BGibbsy4 Carlton legend, come back next year Gibba, back to a club that will show you respect
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@timmyhodges No tweet Tim when Treacy from Freo did the same in Perth last week or when Williams from the blues did it last week as well? Or just because it’s Danger?
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@CollingwoodFC Modra 129 goals.
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@AFLDraftExpert As a Carlton supporter I have absolutely no issue with Hewett getting a 4 yr deal on 450k a year, he’s exactly what we need & comes from a great system & culture at the Swans. He’s also a bit underrated, finished 2nd in the B&F in 2019, he’s tough, he’s clean & runs both ways ✅
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2 years
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@SamLandsberger Most mismanaged sportsman I have seen. Not 1 test on home soil what an absolute waste.
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Mark Alvey
1 year
@SENSportsday 10 coaches votes, BOG by the length of the Flemington straight, ground was a cow paddock, ball use was poor across both teams, some context wouldn’t hurt.
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Mark Alvey
5 years
@Thomo_Grant Gill leadership has been outstanding in these tough times, have a spell Thomo ...
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@zeezou90 Then up the other end for the rubbish free to Johnson. 12 point swing. They escape all scrutiny.
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Mark Alvey
9 months
Thanks for the last 10+ years of entertainment @davidwarner31 … Been an absolute pleasure! #Champion
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Mark Alvey
3 years
@RalphyHeraldSun We already have enough plodders who can’t kick - no thanks. Need some class and blokes with a footy IQ.
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Mark Alvey
1 month
@kent_hodder One of the worst takes of all time. Close to the best prepared player in the comp. Driven to have team success yet continues to have to put up with poor standards of others. Be better served having a go at those who’s preparation & behaviours off field have ruined the 2024 season
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Mark Alvey
6 years
Garry Ablett be in ya positives @Robbo_heraldsun ???? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️14 poss in the last ?? Having a great season at 34
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@AFL @GeelongCats Protected species I thought? Well according to all the muppets on here!
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Mark Alvey
17 days
@CorbinMiddlemas @abcsport From the biggest hypocrite of all time! Gotta laugh!
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Mark Alvey
2 years
@MarkGottlieb The most amazing part of this footage is Andrews being near an opponent.
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Mark Alvey
4 years
@FOXFOOTY Offer him 680-700 & miss out on him the narrative is oh Carlton can’t land anyone, offer him 800 & get him the narrative is oh I can’t believe they are paying him that. Spell please.
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