Abigail 🌹
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Susan Sarandon in the 70s // Susan Sarandon in her 70s
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NEVER do stock image modeling, just don't do it.
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Okay I advanced searched
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's account for mention of "Christchurch", "Auckland", or "New Zealand" and she's never been concerned about us before today. Not when the mosque attack happened, not when we've had any of our earthquakes. Never.
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okay lol, follow me I live in New Zealand and hate Elon Musk
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I never told anyone this but there was a sunny afternoon last year when I was sitting in the Waiheke library & I overheard a dad reading to his son & I stopped reading my book & listened coz he had such a soothing & it would be rude NOT to listen to
@neilhimself
read aloud right?
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I'll say it, anyone buying Starbucks in New Zealand is an embarrassment.
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Please get vaccinated fam 🙏 I just want to eat out my friends 😭😭
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Whenever I see a te reo Māori word I don't know I think "I wonder what that means" and I look it up. But then I'm normal.
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@superkeara
“One of the mixed blessings of being twenty and twenty-one and even twenty-three is the conviction that nothing like this, all evidence to the contrary notwithstanding, has ever happened to anyone before.”
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The man who may very well win next year's (NZ) election believes abortion is tantamount to murder. This is not a good time for us.
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@lynchiandoll
Hefner being buried next to her & the anonymous bidder buried on top of her...
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Gerry "gays want to pretend they are normal but they simply are not" Brownlee being ousted by the queerest parliament in the world is a wonderful Sunday afternoon high.
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@ladyhacksaway
Referring to butch lesbians as "less threatening men" is legitimate woman-hating.
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I was "very confused" when I landed in Athens and everything was written in Greek. But that's part of the - dare I say - "magic" of travelling the world fucking innit?
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Jacinda Ardern had to resign after 6 years bc she "didn't have enough gas in the tank" anymore, I don't think we appreciate how violent this country is.
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I know you can't generalise, but three 20 something women employed in the last 6 months and they've already had more days off sick than I've had in my entire 45 years. Someone told me "thats what they're like these days". Say it aint so😯
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@JamesAGagliano
All the churches in the world could burn down and it wouldn’t be as bad as one child being molested by a priest.
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I'll never tire of bringing up the time this person refered to women over 70kgs as "heifers and lardos".
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@thrasherxy
the person who assaulted me when I was 13 was 14 and nothing happened to him, as nothing ever does to well over 90% of sex criminals. you're sympathising with a group that almost never goes punished & yet I was no less assaulted bc of his age.
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Finance Minister Nicola Willis looking to end funding for period products in schools should be a death knell for identity-based voting. For years she was touted as a "liberal Nat" who was "in the wrong party". Get fucked.
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It's unnatural how often I've had the thought 'damn Jacinda's good in a crisis'.
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The Calendar Girls NZ Facebook page has photoshopped the Prime Minister's head onto an image of a stripper.
Sharing sexually explicit (doctored) imagery without someone's permission is violence. Please don't share it/consider reporting.
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@alexL_E_I
the weird HitRecord project is far more responsible for his stagnation than Don Jon which is at least bold lol
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This idea that NZ has experienced a low death rate & thus precautions are not necessary, rather than understanding we've had a low death rate BECAUSE we took so many precautions.
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Not letting a Tory PM achieve his vanity project is good enough for me.
I will never forgive New Zealanders for not changing their flag to this one
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The smol bean scold who turned out to work for an arms dealer fundamentally changed how seriously I take nitpicky politics.
who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
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Some people never learned how to read analog clocks let's abolish time.
Do you know the difference between Waka Kotahi, Te Pūkenga and Te Whatu Ora? Christopher Luxon says some Kiwis don't.
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'TAKING THE PLUNGE': The star explains his leap of faith to be "reborn into Christ's name" after an investigation into his alleged sexual misconduct.
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One of those ugly terfs said it's Lord of the Flies down there in NZ & I said 'ur thinking of Lord of the Rings' & the absolute back slapping, screenshotting etc thats happening in the replies thinking I've embarrassed myself. Most terminal case of missing the joke I've ever seen
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When I said Luxon was a misogynist for wanting to remove period products from schools all the tories told me he didn't he was just pointing out that we have it easy in this country. Now that it's being proposed they tell me he meant it all along and NZers voted for it so shut up.
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Manson staking his whole career on 'fuck christianity' only to very publicly turn towards it after being accused of rape, tells you a lot about what the church provides for men.
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@jiggyjayy2
the cultural myth that women are clingy & can't get over men has always been the opposite of my experience
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I'm not implying anything, but as a teenage girl, you never wanted to be alone with a group of rich boy-school boys at a party. Never.
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NZ twitter hasn't moved this fast on a couple since Them. We needed this.
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@esjesjesj
Barely worth mentioning but notice how they didn't just remove the tatts. They tweaked her face made her bustier. Nothing to do with any supposed "decency".
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I don't talk to him or think about him anymore but I'm very grateful to the 18 year old dude who held my hand & cried with me as I had an abortion. It saved his life too.
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@punished_cait
This baby is in hell & she unfortunately made tradwifery her whole deal
Friendly reminder that your husband isn’t inherently bad if he doesn’t bend over backwards for you in pregnancy.
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I was just organising a TradeMe purchase (I bought some pants, what's new) & they go "hey I think I can save you the courier charge, just saw your address, I'm 2 houses down".
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This bi awareness week please remember that the "bisexual slut" trope is a myth, I mean, true in mine and all my friends cases, but nonetheless
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I know men without a creepy bone in their body, genuinely good people, and I don't think they should be snapchatting 14 year olds either.
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Over 400 locations of interest and still no sex shop, no strip club, no swingers lounge... repressed.
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Here at Air New Zealand, we've decided it's time for a rebrand! We're going with "Golden Showers" to reflect how we can fly in any weather 🌞🌧️ Now to take a big drink of water and press launch-
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Imagine giving the best & worst soundbites of your career in the space of 24 hours 😖
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Imagine stalking the former PM & her child (originally posted unblurred) & then complaining about her Security Detail. Have a hmmm on that one bro.
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@ladyhacksaway
attraction to butch lesbians, some of whom don't want the act reciprocated, is lesbian attraction. you think you're insulting femmes but you're insulting butches too. lesbian sex is queer by default, it doesn't matter how you do it 🧡
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As a Westie, that North Shore house part has blown my mind. You guys don't just hover around the kitchen in oversized hoodies drinking Codys? Holy crap
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As annoying as anti-vaxxers are, I also can't stand those people who got vaxxed and now think the world should 'go back to normal'.
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First of all it should be illegal to make your workers stand for 8 hours & I don't understand why every retail job requires it.
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Very sweet that people think the "eat out your friends" tweet was an unfortunate typo, babes I executive produced the whole thing.
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Tangled Up In Blue
so what do you think the title of the Netflix documentary in a year about the collapse of Twitter will be called
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"Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin" tracks because I don't want either of those things anywhere near me.
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My favourite "will this marriage survive" reality show is Grand Designs.
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Lord, don't ever let me simp this hard for a bitch in a trelise cooper blazer, please god
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Okay, here's a genuine halloween take: I kinda can't stand when parents are like, "while the other little girls wanted to be a fairy/princess/ballerina etc, mine wanted to be a gargoyle/vampire/sausage."
Like, why are you bringing 'fuck them other girls' energy to this?
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I get people are getting a kick out of it but imagine, like, the Prime Minister of Norway showed up at your graduation ceremony and gave a half hour speech about how great Norway is lmao.
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Let the next one be a 52-year-old edge lord billionaire, God
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I could have sat at a typewriter for eternity & I never would have come up with this little culture war, u could have given me 100 clues I'd never have got there
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An anti-vax FB friend who vowed to "stay friends with everyone despite different opinions on the jab" just deleted me, yes I am that annoying.
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Right wing pundits will tell you that the pro-Jacinda crowd have an "unhealthy attachment" to the PM, while the anti-Jacinda crowd are doing shit like this lmao
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God 'my mum won't let me' was the best excuse & there's literally no equivalent in adult life.
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Sinéad O'Connor losing her 17-year-old son is heartbreaking and I hope she survives this 🕊️
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Can't think of anything more pathetic than painting a rainbow crossing grey, and at night. Fascists remain cowardly and dull, what a fucking surprise.
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@spat106
imagine not being able to follow the weather segment ... like, the bit where they show a cartoonish map of the country with images of a sun, or clouds, or rain ...
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@bloomfilters
"Vouching" for a straight guy is the most embarrassing thing in the world too like "oh dw he sees women as humans"
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If you've lived in NZ the whole time, Covid has certainly not taken 2 years of your life lol.
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Some clippings to ponder if you're feeling sorry for Simon Bridges 🤔
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I gained 3K from this lol
I’m not really sure why but almost every tweet making fun of Elon is getting 1k+ likes. The algorithm itself has turned on him. The very code of this website has turned on him
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Don't want the other thing but boy oh boy do Labour deserve to lose.
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